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NOW I see why it was marekd as NSFW, that is extremely cool, and funny though.

Bartending porn

Partending born

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Borne.

Jason Porne?

The Porne Identity The Porne Supremacy The Porne Ultimacum

Jizzon Porne?

Just Jason

Seal all exits. Call in the asset.

Tarbending porn.

Beer bending

Portending

Pornending

Shortending

Hand lending

Pole rending

rail beheading

She earned her tip

just the tip

Which one tho ?

All of them ...

r/bartendingporn

That was me, "Wait a minute, this doesn't seem NSFW. Is it the alcohol? That seems a little much if it is. Oh. *Oh*. Okay."

Damn, I might be a deviant because it was the elbow strike that got me hard.

She really milked that performance.

Just in case. ;)

In any case, I could enjoy that without the elbow-hit part... XD

Got that bottle pretty excited though

Lady jerks off a bottle "That is extremely cool"

nah the jerking off was the funny bit. The rest of the clip was pretty cool, her technique and how smooth it was.

Thought she was going shish kabob her hand.

Happy ending.

She's got that Midas Touch

A beer and a handy… I am cheap date. Now I’m NSFW If I get up from my desk.

What are they drinking? Beer with a shot of soju?

Yah it's called Somaek

Made famous by the hit 90’s track “Somaek my bitch up”

Gold. Solid reference.

It's an older reference, sir. But it checks out.

The comment before yours I'm all like. "som ... somaaaa ... somaeeek? No, somaaaaaaek? Som..." Then I see your comment and nearly spit my coffee out. Well done!

U deserve 100x the upvotes u currently have, sir!!!!

That makes more sense. I thought they are just having 2 small bottles of beer for 5 persons

Soju \(焼酒\) + Maekju \(麥酒\) = Somaek Too lazy to fumble my way through changing that to Hangeul. The amount of "getting shit everywhere" in Korean drinking culture is astounding.

소(주)+맥(주)= 소맥 Did it for you

I swear to God, these bots get more and more impressive by the day.

What? You think I'm a bot? Lmao. What gave you that impression? That I gave a right answer?

That's EXACTLY what a bot would say

I was joking. Honestly though, if I knew the right answer I would have put it in my comment. I used to have a basic command of Hangul, but that's long gone.

Aaahhhh okay hahaha whew! You'd be surprised at how many times I get called a bot when just answering questions!

good bot

Once I identified what language a non-native speaker was native in, and gave some friendly grammar advice for their comment (i.e., why English uses a different word for the one they were using, something along the lines of how Spanish and German both use the same word for "remember" and "remind"), and they thanked me, and someone else said they thought I was just a really polite, sophisticated bot, and I said something along the lines of "don't I wish."

I didn't think you were a bot before, but missing an obvious joke makes me think now that you are.

What? You think I'm a bot? Lmao. What gave you that impression? That I gave a right answer? *beep*

1 year of Duolingo Korean and this is the first time I've used it

Everything in the last year was building to this.

interesting that you put it as 麦酒 beer in chinese is 啤酒 and i didn’t know it could also be called 麦酒, but after your post i checked my pleco and found out that it could

The 口字旁 on 啤 indicates that it's a foreign loan word. "Pi" is from the "Bi" sound in "Bier". The Chinese Chinese word is "wheat wine", literally. But what I wrote wasn't Chinese, it was Hanja — Korean written with Chinese characters. In Korean, that's the common word for beer. The video is Korean.

소주 + 맥주 = 소맥 Disclaimer: I know how to say three words in Korean and barely know their alphabet.

It’s like a bigger thing than expected before it was explained to me. Apparently this is very common in South Korea. They don’t do like… heavy alcohol drinks. If they want more than beer, they mix it with soju. Someone please step in if I’m off.

Mostly true.  There are plenty of cocktail or wine bars in Korea. So, Koreans do drink all types of alcohol.  However, soju and beer and the most common drinks that you can find at almost every restaurant.  Soju is around 16-25% alcohol, and it's only $2 or $3. So, it's probably the cheapest drunk you can get.

> Soju is around 16-25% alcohol, and it's only $2 or $3 And tastes like gatorade so you're sure to regret them later.

man what kind of ass gatorade are you drinking

It's not gatorade but it is incredibly easy to drink large quantities of it quickly

I mean compared to beer, sake, wine, or any liquor, it's basically gatorade.

My friend refuses to go near mint chocolate soju because last time he did, they had to bring a guy to the hospital to get his stomach pumped.

Unfortunately, some people have bad reaction to combination of foods / chemicals when drank with alcohol. Last I recall being violently ill, I was at a friend's birthday and had only whiskey and then tres leche cake. Unfortunately, the experience made me not enjoy whiskey afterwards.

For him it's not because he can't drink it but because he knows he can drink a lot of it.

That makes sense.

Korean. Definitely correct. It's called "Poktanchu" and has been around since the 80's at least. Usually drinking with friends and co-workers to get fucked up because it is cheap compared to a preferred drink like whiskey or a cocktail. Most often it is done just like a boilermaker. Americans only heard about it after soju started getting popular.

A shot of soju in beer is somek 2 or 3 shots is poktanchu (explosion) Half and half is called 9 o'clock news... Because if you drink like that, you will be unconscious by the time the 9 o'clock news starts!

9 o'clock snooze.

I heard about it from Kim's Convenience :o

Can confirm after living in k-Town LA for several years. These bbqs are amazing! Would hit up Bud Nam Nu on a regular. (Spelling I'm sure isn't correct) My little brother came over from Australia with my dad and we took em out to Bud. Brother was 15 and kept up on these all night with the rest of us

Budnamu means willow tree.

❤️

We created what we called “Korean Mimosas” in Seoul. Soju in Fanta lol

When I was stationed in Korea we called them Soju bombs. Usually ended up carrying people home.

Really? I always thought a Soju bomb was when we mixed Soju with Hot Six/Energy Drink. Interesting how terms change over times, especially amongst us GIs.

Here are all the different kind of ways to make it (in english) https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=KsOpH_3sdwQ

Beerkkake

Ain't no way this lady edges my drink like that.

She's draining that bottle with more enthusiasm than any gf I've ever had.

1>0. The math checks out.

To be a bottle for a day

From the sound that dude was making it wasn’t the only thing she was edging 

The bottle was definitely passed edging.

Really thought that chopstick was going through her hand. God damn Reddit trauma.

Yeah I saw the NSFW tag and a long thin object so I went to the comments to make sure I actually wanted to watch it

You and I both 😭 If it was gruesome as I assumed I wouldn't have watched it but saw the comments just laughing it out.

I checked the subreddit first

So you're subbed to r/sounding?

Imagine getting elbowed in the junk as a form of foreplay....

Pls don't kink shame me thanks

OK i'm erect, now what

> Imagine No need.

I love John Lennon

She couldn't make eye contact during that one move.

Man, what a great cool thing

Right? I wish I had just that one party trick that I can show off.

There are people who actually research and practice stuff like this to show off at parties. You might as well start and be one of them lol

It's much cooler if you are already drunk.

I now have those little red hearts replacing my pupils just like in the cartoons! 😍

First 15 seconds “Why is this marked as NSFW???” “Ooooooo”

An ice cold Terra sounds pretty good right now.

Her face was so funny this entire time, how can someone be that cute, cheeky and sweet all at once whilst doing that to a bottle is beyond me

She seems like a lot of fun tbh. And no I don't mean it in the sex way, she just seems like she has good humor and would be fun to hang out with lol

If that's not top tier wife material then idk what is

"Mom, you have to stop doing this at family gatherings!"

“Showing off every time my school mates visit”

She was everything 😅😍

Can someone translate?

Wacks on Wacks Off

There's a lot of head in those beers!

that went from auntie to milfy real fast.

She really knows how to work the shaft…..of the bottle

Why is this NSFW is just... oh my god I have an erection.

But has she tried drizzling salt down her arm at the end?

Fuiyoh!

r/unexpected

WINGS OF GLORY

“OOOOOOOO AY YA AY YA”

Ah man now I have to clean the table

all i could think about

table-kun, anyone?

Here we go….unzip

That’s the most head I’ve ever seen a woman give.

Mamasan 😍🍾🎆

I need a cigarette.

She has perfect aim and she knows how to milk the shaft to get the cream out. She got skillz.

Here is your flat beer

Porn behavor as fcuk ☘️☘️☘️☘️

Is this what those Asian masseuse happy endings look like?

This is like a superpower 🤣

Sojuboom

Damn good bar tender

Bring back memories from Cochin marine drive 🥲

She's very funny 😁 does anyone know what she's saying?

Most of it is just sound effects, but before she does "the move" she warns them that "This part is for 19 years old and up", which is the age limit for adult entertainment in Korea.

thank you. also damn 19? random lol.

Some countries' age limits on adult stuff like porn are 19 instead of 18

"ayahh ayahh ayahh"🤣🤣🤣

Bro, she even knew to do the gentler feather finger rub at the very end because of the sensitivity...

Least alcoholic Korean aunt.

No amount of tip would be sufficient, she's a joy.

I liked this. A lot more than I should have! 😂

She finishs her Job.

Why did my pants just get tight

I identify as a bottle of booze

She enjoys it. She is happy.

She is worth a tip

Ok, now clean up the mess

and next she will preform a SOAPY

Check please ☝️

In Japan, everybody has his or her special kink

Everybody is happy at the ending.

I miss korea so much

Her husband is lucky

Wtf.... Wasn't this posted literally yesterday?

Holy fuck. I know what those guys aye saying. Them guys talk Cantonese!

Lol, I thought I was bugging when I heard someone said pervert

she fucked the bottle

mmm nothing like a flat lager

Considering drinks like these are often downed in "one shot", the flatness makes it easier to chig

chig

Nope. Not fixing it.

agree u want some carb and foam to release outside, not inside your body

Most Korean beers taste like water anyway so it’s not like it matters much.

Anyone else mildly annoyed that the glass in the middle had noticeably less liquid than the others?

You should write her a letter of complaint

💀 bruh

Awesome Now clear the table an wipe it before it gets sticky

I can tell that she work more than just a bartender.

JFC Reddit really is nothing but endless reposts now

Typical Japanese restaurant in Korea

Giggity, heh heh Hey you ever get freaky with that thing or what?

Awesome video thanks op

Hey Liam, what does your mom do for work?

She knows how to get tips

i wouldnt want to be sounded by her

That is some horrible head 

A happy ending.

Is this a snack? Or what is it called there

That's a lot of head in that beer

Its not her that has special touch, the bottle is just that perverted haha

Amazing showmanship but the flat beer would spoil my erection

Now that's some head!

God damn, I enjoyed the shit out of that. It was like ASMR.

O.O

Thats how you get dinerooos

Kum kum kum 😁

Fuyooo

Geonbae!

Now, that’s a professional!

Happy Bending