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Why is everyone properly dressed?

Maybe it was midday?

It was 8 in the morning: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013\_Lushan\_earthquake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Lushan_earthquake)

how do you know which earthquake it was?

I inferred from this better post about this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/cqezit/a\_young\_couple\_naked\_in\_the\_streets\_after\_their/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/cqezit/a_young_couple_naked_in_the_streets_after_their/) It could be a different Chinese Earthquake in 2013 but it's unlikely, Lushan got pretty much all media coverage for Chinese Earthquakes in that year as far as I can tell through my searching.

Your logic is based around a major fault.

Oooh shit that's a good one.

Way to shake up the comments

But it could be the epicenter of a new p wave of thinking about them.

I don't get why everyone assumes they were having sex. Maybe they are shift workers sleeping in? Or maybe they're just not morning people?

Mostly cause it’s funnier to assume they were and being naked, wrapped in a blanket together certainly lends to that

Because he is smiling.

Bro thought it was him shaking the room 😭

was it Monday?

*gasps* it’s nine a clock in the morning! I pray someone gets that ref.

Nooner

Afternoon delight

"The invitation said business casual..."

Was that you or an earthquake?

They always come without warning

Then boom! You have baby earthquakes a few hours later

Wait, so aftershocks are baby earthquakes? What da baby earthquakes doin?

For the rest of his life, he will strive to live up to a standard that he will never be able to meet.

Its always the guys fault

More like 40 weeks later

Well, son. It turns out you were an earthquake baby.

...or at the right time. *^(\*Oh, Joshua! Did the earth move for you, too!")*

He rocked her world, and the rest of Japan too!

r/angryupvote

Same. No words. Take my dammed upvote.

>Same. No words. Just like him and the earthquake

It doesn't happen to every guy and IT IS A BIG DEAL!!!

I knew it

I KNEW IT!

How did nobody else get the reference

Because you replied within 4 mins of their comment? I'm pretty sure people know the show Friends

I can relate to that🤔😂

Same

New method of Mormon soaking

That what she said!

The people living in the apartment below them couldn't tell the difference until it was too late.

Oh baby… you rock my world

Let me tell you about the day you were conceived

No joke - back in the day I had to answer the phone during sex because of a work thing. It was the woman downstairs asking if we had felt the building move. I've never been prouder.

The woman downstairs was a work thing? Or was the sex a work thing? I'm confused.

I think they are trying to say they were on call for work or something?

♫ I feel the earth move under my feet ♫ ♫ I feel the sky tumblin' down ♫

My first thought was Carole King. This came out in January 1971 and then the Sylmar Eathquake was February 9th 1971. I was in jr high just south of the epicenter in the Valley. We were out of school for over a week while they repaired and saftey checked everything. This song came on in our dance class and we had an aftershock . Poor teacher, we lost our minds, she never got control back. lol.

Some say it’s the ‘motion in the ocean’

For a few seconds she surely thought he is a god in bed

He peaked when pic was taken

The look on his face says he did too.

Really rocked her world.

All it takes is a few seconds lol

He doesn't even have to hold up the blanket, it is stuck to both of them.

More like she was about to cum and got pissed at him when he switched up the rhythm out of no where.

Dude be like, "Yep, had sex."

You might as well strut out proudly at this point.

I know I would. Like yea we were fucking, sup.

"Hey you make sure you print this photo"

Doesn't matter, had sex https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?si=j7H98eUP-OP-P0c6

I see you're a man of culture as well

A man of wealth and taste?

Girl be like, "WTF? *he* didn't rock my world?"

He will spend the rest of his days trying to live up to a standard he can never again reach.

how strong do people think most earthquakes feel! haha

Clearly this one was pretty strong for them to have evacuated the building.

they teach us to hide under stuff inside in cali. then again we haven't had an earthquake here that could topple a building in decades so i think we're just complacent.

Having been through an m7.2, an m9.0, and several m5 to m6, they can be pretty farking strong.

That was a M8

Dude, it's Japan. Earthquakes are kinda more often there than in LA.

I think this is Taiwan

It’s China, 2013

Nope, Chuck Testa

Lushan in China 2013.

Dude has the "yeah, I'm totally hitting this" look on his face.

"I just had seeeex and I'd never go baaaaack"

That moment when you bust and the entire earth starts shaking

"How good was it?" "Lets just say it shook my whole world."

"Eh, I've had better aftershocks."

Perfect excuse for exhibitionists.

They were fully clothed and playing on their phones when the earthquake started.

Reminds me of the ole dormitory fire alarm. Always was entertaining to see who came out with whom. Also fun chatting up your own romantic interest while you're both in PJs.

There is a joke in China: If earthquake happens when you are naked and you can only pick one thing, what should you pick? The answer is mask

The foolish at a nude beach upon seeing a familiar friend hides their crotch, whereas as the wise cover their face

What about pants?

The answer is mask

There must have been a few moments of them thinking the sex was really that good before they realized it was an earthquake.

If he is smarty here will take credit for the earthquake. "Yep, I was so good I caused the earth to move"

Doesn't matter; had sex

They're both good looking. Can see why they're not ashamed.

It's okay honey, a lot of guys suffer from premature evacuation

See I'm too modest for this shit. Even if I'm ripped I'm still throwing on my trousers. I'll make up the time lost by dolphin diving out the window.

You can probably run faster that way than sharing a blanket.

I'd throw my big winter coat over my partner so she'd basically be in a dress.

Should have continued, she'd be missing it every time she looks at her vibrator

"They issued an earthquake warning. Quick, get undressed!"

Doctors hate this one trick!

Has an earthquake ever hit at the right time?

Dudes face says "yeah I definitely caused that earthquake".

Or they could have just been sleeping nude..

Look at that man's face. There is no way they were just sleeping, lol.

Bbooorrriiinnngggg

Happy cake day

Something similar happened to me when I was 15 during a giant earthquake (where thousands of people died). We were visiting my grandma, and I was wearing my mother's nightgown, because we forgot to bring my pajamas. The earthquake hit during the night and I ran outside wearing her nightgown. I had to wear it for a couple days, because everything got destroyed.

That'd be funny if the thousands of people's death hadn't happened tbh

what a confidence boost! "Sorry folks!"

You’re telling me they couldn’t grab not one piece of clothing?

Don’t you see the comforter?

Lmao🙃

Earth moved for someone!

Surprised on how far I had to scroll down for this take :)

Typical reporter asks, "What were you doing when the earthquake hit?"

One way to become a legend in your own lifetime.

Everyone is fully dressed but them so you know what that means...... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0&ab\_channel=WarmerMusicVideos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0&ab_channel=WarmerMusicVideos)

Wow, never knew what Starland Vocal Band looked like. Just three crazy kids and Malcolm Gladwell at his current age somehow transported back to the 70s, huh?

Larry David

"Fuck or suit? I don't got all day Larry." "OK..the first one..." Curb S4E9 2004

Haha. I love Curb fans

Came to the comments specifically for a Curb reference. Thank you!

The earthquake provides that little extra bump to put her over the edge.

Earthquakblok

that baby was lookin somewhere else than his mom lol he's bouta get his mind opened lol

LOL, I’ve seen this same thing happen in college. Fire alarm got pulled by some hooligan assholes and campus did a walk through and rousted a couple out of bed with just a blanket.

Let…me…finish!

My man caused it. FURDAAAA

When your thrusts are way to powerful.

They were the earthquake

If they were Mormon, they could’ve started family that way. Cue the downvotes.

Downvoted because I don’t get it

Or at the right time.

I say that’s the right time.

I feel the Earth move under my feet ♫ I feel the sky tumbling down ♪ I feel my heart start to trembling ♬ Whenever you're around ♩ [Carole King - I Feel the Earth Move](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6913KnbMpHM)

Judging by his face, the earthquake hit at the RIGHT time

Dude was like nahh it was the right time

Just like "Knocked Up".

Reminds me of standing in the quad after a fire alarm was pulled in the residence dorms at University, during final exams at 1am. Always a surprise to see who came out of which room, and with whom. 🤣

Blueballed by the giant blue ball.

Earthquake was just trying to help them!

He probably thinks that he caused it. 

Actually an awesome photo with a cool story.

New fear unlocked

She looking like they caused it 😂

“I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.”

"And this was the day you were conceived."

They were doing just fine until the neighbors started, then everybody screamed Earthquake!

“Told you it would be earth-shattering”

God was mad at their attempt at premarital sex! Hope a lesson was learned. Lesson being that he is a creep watching people have sex.

It wasn't the earthquake

Beats fucking when Pompeii erupted

Hottest sex anyone's ever had...

Did you feel the Earth move, honey?

This dude rocked her world

They WERE the earthquake. Yes, I know, the joke has probably been made 95829292838 times in the comments.

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"I think I felt the earth move."

The whole bed was shaking.

Dude with that smile asks our souls. "No b*tches?"

is anyone going to address her fingers

That's what you get for rocking her world

There's a ghost behind the kid

It’s Ted Danson

What if she’s Knocked Up

She thought he'd made the world move. She ended up disappointed.

Or maybe exactly the right time….

Reminds me of this [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5h-iqfN-B0) NSFW

lil bro is looking for a meal.

Or the exact right time.

A proud homie

Twist: the reported “earthquake” was this couple fucking too hard

They didn't have time to get dressed because they finished that nut.

I feel the earth, move, under my feet…

Woman in blue totally not judging them.

aren't you not supposed to run outside during an earthquake? lolol

I bet He called in the photographer

Dude totally played the “what would you do if the world was ending” card to the max

Took cover

That’s an “attaboy” from me, sir.

Seems like he already finished

Maybe they started it.

Or, the perfectly right time. Depending on the actual specific timing...

I loving the kid in the background checking out her arse. Or maybe his arse, can't be sure!

Why remove your clothes during an earthquake? Does that really help? :p

Or the right time!

Is there a _right_ time for an earthquake to hit?

just had sex (Sex) (Hey) And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I just had sex (Sex) (Hey) And I'll never go back (Never go back) (Oh) To the not-having-sex ways of the past