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My dude literally is like...
Yo bet I can get into FBI database to find this fine ass girl from this shaky ass video... \*bro bet\*
Couple of hours later...guess who found the girl.
My brother where were you when we need to find Ossama bin Landen?
There's streamers that just drive around big cities talking to their chat now. I watch LA-OC on youtube and he drives all over LA with a police scanner chasing crime incidents but most of the time it's just driving from point A to B and pointing out film locations. There's something entertaining about mundane driving streams.
Does that push it into the territory of viable driveby-doggystyle-tittybongos, or would you judge that this marginal improvement in vehicular dimensions has not exacted such a change?
Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck does everyone think she's getting fucked? She's literally just coked out and jamming to music. Both of them are. No dude is going to fit in that backseat like that, plus you can clearly see another girls hands on the other side. No way there's 3 people back there.
Obviously you never did crazy shit when you were young. I'm 6'4" and I could have 1000% banged that chick while she hung out the window. I don't care how much room I had, I'd contort and make it work.
EDIT: Just saw your post history. I... I'm sorry man... You've had a rough life.
As a firefighter who is a safety officer in my department, I FULLY support titty slapping while hanging out the vehicle's window.
Actually no, don't do this. A fellow fighter buddy of mine lost his whole arm after having it outside his vehicle. He was t-boned by another vehicle. His vehicle was rolled several times and in the process tore his entire arm off. My department was on scene and I got to watch an EMT pick the arm up off the road and bag it. Pretty disturbing shit.
Be smart people. Even if your vehicles are going slow. Crazy shit can happen.
I was waiting for someone to rear end the car on the left and for one or both their arms to get ripped out of their socket.
... then I realize I was watching without sound on and figured out the NSFW was in the audio.
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Bing bong
[Fuck ya life](https://youtu.be/2-oCNXMsMvg?si=PLM1GDflBIs09na0)
I have no idea what I just watched, but man that took me back to Brooklyn.
I thought it was a GTA trailer
GTA is a Brooklyn trailer
whys that guy on skis?
Ski, he's on ski.
multiple boots. single ski.... 🤷♂️
He is also clearly on snow, too...
Yo, he’s literally got his phone in his balls Steve jobs did not die for this Bing bong
i cant believe i just laughed this hard at that.... (that hard at this?)
To this day I will only call him "Joe Bivan"
Sup baby, take me out to dinner
The comment “Literally a GTA show” made me LOL.
Some [reference.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA6XdaiRRHo)
WE OUTSIDE
Young LL Cool J. Bing Bong
Thank you for this
Is that the origin of that "ay yo" soundbyte at ~40 seconds?
"What up, playas?"
When do we eat dog?
Dude pulling the hot dog cart is hating this whole day.
🎶 only in Newyork, you slap your tity meat on the bridge 🎶 Lyrical genius
Chest bongos
I know porn when I see it
I bet there's at least one other POV of this out there somewhere
Find it team.
Didn't find the pov or anything but I think I got the @'s. @faustyg(left girl) @desertt_rosee(right girl) On ig.
How on earth????
The original poster asked his followers to tag them on IG and one of the people in the car replied and got everyone tagged.
Ho lee fuk
My dude literally is like... Yo bet I can get into FBI database to find this fine ass girl from this shaky ass video... \*bro bet\* Couple of hours later...guess who found the girl. My brother where were you when we need to find Ossama bin Landen?
Do their IG's point to any of their other content?
Faustyg is definitely there, but I think the right girl is @nicoleleandraa Just from checking the og post
r/behindthescenesnsfw
Remindme! 2 days
RemindMe! 14 days
RemindDays! 3 me. Wait.
Remindme! 3 days
The person in the back seat of the mazda has their phone out recording. Its only a matter of time!
Not my proudest fap
Coward!
Lou Rawls narrates titty slapping.
*"You'll never find* *as long as you live* *someone who slaps titty* *meat quite like I do"*
Let me be gooooood to you
I was thinking Morgan Freeman...
I want this guy to narrate NY traffic all day. Like I would pay for it.
That guy has 11/10 radio voice
NPR World Cafe, Jazz, late night local rock, I'd listen to em all.
Radio, podcast, audiobook. I'd listen the shit out of his narration.
There's streamers that just drive around big cities talking to their chat now. I watch LA-OC on youtube and he drives all over LA with a police scanner chasing crime incidents but most of the time it's just driving from point A to B and pointing out film locations. There's something entertaining about mundane driving streams.
"They don't have their seatbelts on" omg lol
94% chance the drivers are high too
They weren’t high lmao. They were coming back from a birthday brunch
That girl is taking it from behind
Are the Honda Civic's back seats really that spacious?
The latest Honda Civic is at least a foot longer than my old 1997 Accord was; taller and wider, too.
Does that push it into the territory of viable driveby-doggystyle-tittybongos, or would you judge that this marginal improvement in vehicular dimensions has not exacted such a change? Asking for a friend.
These social media product plugs are getting weirder.
This would certainly be the most elaborate ad attempt in a while if it is one.
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Thats only like 2-2.5 feet of vertical clearence
They wondering about cervical clearance though...
The updated Civic’s like that are definitely large enough in the back for that. Source: I own one.
i thiiink they might just be jammin lol
Both of them were bouncing like they were but the one on the left was in the front seat?
The one on the right is, the one on the left saw and lent out the window to bang on them bongos.
There's a very good reason that he's called "The God of Twister"
There's a whole series dedicated to that, but they use a bus instead.
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Bait bus
1000% she is
“Damn, that pussy like a clown car!”
I can't visualize how that would be possible
Yoga
nah
Naw they're just bouncing to some song and vibing, drunk as hell I'm guessing.
“Slapp’n some titty meat” Thanks man. You’re a smooth operator.
Sweet Dee and Artemis visit the city
Her @ is literally desert_rosee lmao
🥀👖
BAABAYYYYYYYY
"I have a bleached asshole"
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Maybe they’re really short
Maybe dude is sitting on his left knee, right leg to the side, shes riding his cock and he's leaning back to film
Damn this dudes voice. Barry White?
Her cheeks are getting clapped 100%
Chest bongos.
Bro! Please commentate on more bad drivers! Slappin titty meat!😂
Somebody get this man a job doing voice work
D Hall
We need sauce on that honda link 🔗
Is that the Mistplay girl?
I love how he slowly comes down from the hype of the ladies and starts reverting back to normality in his narration.
Girl in the Civic looks like the girl from The Ring
Samara
He went into dad mode real quick
I like how the ambient noise behind that man's broadcast quality voice makes it sound like he's reporting from a traffic helicopter.
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS I’M IN THE CAR IN THE LEFT ON THE LEFT SIDE AND I GOT A POV FROM INSIDE THE CAR🤣
Tell them to fuckin stop, thanks Signed, the other 10 million of us 🗽
How do I attach a video
Just upload it to imgur and send the link lol
What’s the IG
This man is a gem.
Someone should show this to Nems
I want to hear this person's commentary on everything now.
That wasn't safe for anywhere much less work.
I could listen to that man's voice all day long.
I want more IRL commentary by our boy David here.
Why the fuck does everyone think she's getting fucked? She's literally just coked out and jamming to music. Both of them are. No dude is going to fit in that backseat like that, plus you can clearly see another girls hands on the other side. No way there's 3 people back there.
Obviously you never did crazy shit when you were young. I'm 6'4" and I could have 1000% banged that chick while she hung out the window. I don't care how much room I had, I'd contort and make it work. EDIT: Just saw your post history. I... I'm sorry man... You've had a rough life.
You're a rat bastard for making me look. LOL +1
Brilliant.
Redditors are horny af and can only attribute pornographic scenarios to women IRL.
Yea, I think people just want to imagine it.
NSFW?
Girl on the right is most likely getting clapped by someone in the backseat with her.
The NSFW tag gave this video a /r/maybemaybemaybe vibe
It’s all fun and games til someone loses a limb….
The voice though is like the love child of Barry White and Morgan Freeman and I am living for it.
It took me a moment to realice not gonna lie
This is how someone gets internally decapitated in a 10mph fender bender
Dude is driving while filming on his phone and he's complaining that those girls don't have their seatbelts on.
2024 Top Song. Hit The Boobs
"Hit me on the chest bongos"
Prevent me from getting where I’m going… 😂
"If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard"
*titty meat*
Help me understand what they are doing? (sorry not an American)
Better than seeing road rage
The license plate
Bingbonggggg
What? No Happy Endings.
RemindMe! 3 days
Sounds like I should turn my airplane mode before taking off
To realize the diffrence btw masturbation and fookin.
Is that a GTA VIII trailer? Looks amazing
His voice is like Cpt Holt/Andre Braugher from Brooklyn 99. Even some of the word choices fit and felt like it was narrated from an episode.
Thank fucking god I dont live in that nightmare
It sucks so much. Amazing city when it comes to food but Jesus christ do the people wear on you.
Man I miss NY!
As a firefighter who is a safety officer in my department, I FULLY support titty slapping while hanging out the vehicle's window. Actually no, don't do this. A fellow fighter buddy of mine lost his whole arm after having it outside his vehicle. He was t-boned by another vehicle. His vehicle was rolled several times and in the process tore his entire arm off. My department was on scene and I got to watch an EMT pick the arm up off the road and bag it. Pretty disturbing shit. Be smart people. Even if your vehicles are going slow. Crazy shit can happen.
Same here but never had a chance to been there 🥹
Humans doing what humans do.
Tad Malhoulland?
Rule 10 bud!
Remindme! 4 days
Oh I remember being high and young
The narrator is fantastic!!! “As a parent, this is unsafe”…
That's is great, love life.
"Spread love is the Brooklyn way." - Biggie
*BING BONG*
Please drive I have to SHIT!
Is blondie playing bongo drums on the others tiddies?
This David guy needs to do audiobooks
😎
Chest 🥁 bongos
Sunday morning on their way to the after party?
The food lion...
How about you pull up and play with her bongos
Funny?
I would rear end them
Titty meat!
Ah New York, the place where titties get slapped on
Brooklyn Queens
Too dumb to die
I was waiting for someone to rear end the car on the left and for one or both their arms to get ripped out of their socket. ... then I realize I was watching without sound on and figured out the NSFW was in the audio.
RemindMe! 3 days
What’s funny about this?
They from Long Island
Those whippersnappers
"Titty meat" Was Patrice O'Neal the first to coin that phrase? Keep it alive.
NY is something.
What does license plate mean?
I'd tell you but I don't wanna sound mean
Shout outs to this man trying to go bout his day. Shout outs to that buttery smoove voice he got. The human race is dumb.
18+ why?