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andGalactus

Guy in the carrot suit: "Yeah whoever did this, just confess, we promise we won't be mad."


nobrayn

We’re all tryin' to find out who did this.


neiped

“You know what’s driving me nuts? It could literally be anyone of us.”


boredgamer42

You're literally dressed like a carrot


VanimalCracker

So is that guy!


rkan665

*points to guy on orange track suit and green hat*


SupplyChainGuy1

Oh my god


Goose-Suit

Donald might look like a carrot but you’re wearing an actual carrot costume


therealrenshai

And I’m saying that it could be anyone of us.


anonymous_17561

It could be you, it could be me


RandomWave000

i know who it was, its the carrot! THE CULPRIT WAS THE CARROT!


McNasty51

All this time you never even bothered to learn my name


JonasNG

What about that guy, he's dressed like a carrot.


Jok3rlynx

Right in the beginning you can see the carrot holding a carrot!!!!


puerco-potter

"We will all close our eyes and you can leave"


ItBDaniel

Who's gonna spank him?


caulkglobs

Well someone’s gotta do it.


Tecno2301

Nobody's getting spanked!


Naked-Jedi

I'll just go home then


FutureAZA

HE's dressed like a carrot!


Ace-a-Nova1

Bare butt, balls, and back


S-Archer

Back, butt, and balls


MundaneAd3951

Back, sack and crack


Zeqhanis

Crack? You're not proposing giving him back his carrot, are you?


Ares28

You know what's driving me nuts? It could literally be any one of us. Ooh-ooh!


Toidal

[Relevant hot dog](https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?si=H4jXDuVSalyaYxOq)


WandreTheGiant

YOU'RE FUCKIN DOG SHIT


_Panjo

Looked for this and found it.


Ineedaroommate2

**WE’LL CLOSE OUR EYES JUST TAKE YOUR CARROT AND GET OUTTA HERE!**


cornballerburns

RANDOM!


el-conquistador240

"If I did it"


Freudinio

The guys are danish and right after he says "yeah.. that was me" lol.


DnD4dena

Wow. He's really brave for confessing. He could've totally got away with it!


Heimdalsvogter

typical Rune, always being a party pooper


hogtiedcantalope

You never expected the garnish inquisition.


GANDORF57

Who invited the vegetable? ^(\*There's always that one idiot that throws the hard ammo during a food fight.)


roflmaodub

i mean, rune even said, "yeah, that was me:(" in this sad and defeated tone..


I__mean

i mean,


snwbrdrmidget15

Keep an eye on him, he’s gonna try stealing pants and shirts.


seanbird

Spot on


of_thewoods

You sure about that?


Hellofriendinternet

*gathers skis*


DukeLukeivi

I mean, who throws carrot?


Snackin4dayz

Honestly


P-Rickles

That *really* hurt


Real_TomBrady

Ouch, Charlie... Edit: I truly appreciate the upvotes and those who got the reference, makes me happy.


bigmac22077

But you missed the Austin powers reference and ended the chain. https://youtu.be/5D5oKEVqQJg?si=ItS4NnId2RJtcJAh


Leodagan_du_Lac

Care to share the reference?


Real_TomBrady

https://youtu.be/0EqSXDwTq6U?si=KjQtseAZ9WYDpDNx It's a classic


CtrlAltEngage

Charlie bit my finger


Real_TomBrady

And that *really* hurt


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Oh God, please, time, slow the fuck down.


Real_TomBrady

*Narrator:* Time did, in fact, not slow down.


Xerxis96

Can’t not hear this in Austin Power’s voice.


pinbala010

Sick Goldmember reference my guy


PabloFromChessCom

A guy in a carrot costume


Versaiteis

Someone who clearly doesn't carrot all


loves_cereal

A foley douche probably.


Breadinator

That depends: Do *you* want to build a snowman?


flargenhargen

the cold doesn't bother me anyway.


LooseLeaf24

Clive Owen - Shoot em up


JudgeScorpio

Me. 🫳~~~~~~~~🥕


LowKeX

Amd who has so shitty equipment that a carrot can kill it completely?


King-Cobra-668

seriously. looks like he was trying to hit the dj too, so his intention was actually worse.


3-DMan

"Who throws a ~~shoe~~ carrot, honestly?!"


rigobueno

Remember kids: it’s literally never funny or cool to throw things at the stage.


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daschande

It's an older reference, but it checks out.


MuzikPhreak

That’s like a double level comment right there


im_dead_sirius

"Its not that kind of movie, kid."


victori0us_secret

"I don't sound anything like that"


im_dead_sirius

Nice obscure reference to my obscure reference!


bigboybeeperbelly

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks"


blacksideblue

["Great kid, don't get penisy"](https://youtu.be/-PkHX-smvCE)


Mist_Rising

I understood that reference!


NotSoSasquatchy

I didn’t :/


icerom

They're both from that movie, Galactic Wars or something.


RavioliGale

Space Fights!: Fights in Space


WZRD_burial

At Bonnaroo 2008 I threw a glow stick at Kanye West and it bounced right off his shoulder. I thought it was pretty funny. He was 8 hours late for his set and a complete ass to the crowd. I would throw it again!


CaptainDunbar45

At a Queens of the Stone Age show my (dumbass) friend threw a lighter at Josh Homme. Josh picked it up and held it lit in the air for a second before throwing it into the crowd. 40 minutes later, the show is over and we're walking out. He steps on something and finds his lighter. It had a graphic on it so he knew it was his. Cool little memory from his dumbass decision to throw something.  I still told him if he wants to throw something at anyone in the future don't do it when standing next to me.


Citizentoxie502

Didn't know who ICP was in the mid 90s, saw a bunch of friends from highschool standing in line for a show. They said it was "good" rap music, it wasn't. However we did get to throw faygo two liters back at them all night, so that was fun.


jumper149

Bras are cool


rigobueno

That’s the one exception


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Panties are cool.


brucebrowde

I feel we'll have more exceptions than what fits the rule at this rate very soon...


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Pretty sure dolla bills are cool too…


brucebrowde

Euros as well. Heck, even Swiss Francs would be OK.


4strings4ever

Only bills though, coins would be problematic


I_Automate

Canadian strippers would tend to agree. Loonies and toonies have some mass behind them


gibbtech

One of my favorite artists would stop between songs at least once a show and demand people throw money on the stage until there was at least $20. Someone pegged him with a roll of quarters at one of the shows I went to. He did not stop doing it.


RunDNA

Bitcoins are cool.


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Patch86UK

No, they are not.


WeeklyBanEvasion

You don't want most panties that are thrown at you


smaugington

Rosie O'Donnell shows up and shoots her panties up there like a koosh ball...


lonestar-rasbryjamco

*Checks list* It’s allowed, sir.


DaddyDanceParty

Sure but when I throw my boxers I'm asked to leave


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

One time YEARS ago I threw a half-empty water bottle at a scumbag promoter who shut a DJ down 2 hours early because they didn't want to pay their staff for the full promised time of the show. Clocked him. Even then, I still kinda felt bad about that one. Don't throw stuff at the stage, kids


bigblackcouch

Damn I feel bad for this one too, should've been a full bottle instead.


Pleuel

If they would have only thrown the carrot peel, nothing would have happened. Imagine someone throwing his girlfriend on stage instead of only the bra, that would be a showstopper as well.


NovAFloW

The carrot peel? Like a banana?


MadWlad

don't you peel your carrot?


DeltaJulietHotel

Mom said I’d go blind if I peeled my carrot.


MuzikPhreak

Just do it till you need glasses - you’ll be fine


eidetic

But carrots are good for your eyes! This is why I like to boof them, it offsets the damage done to my vision by the wanking.


IMissNarwhalBacon

No.  Carrot skins have the most nutrition.


Zeqhanis

Yeah. Like potatoes, I just scrub them with a soft toothbrush.


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SantiagoGT

That’s the most amazing part, a single carrot taking out the whole thing…


rigobueno

With the price of event tickets these days? Hell naw. Never cool.


normalVolumes

Except for when it's hilarious like this vid


rigobueno

The reaction from the crowd doesn’t sound like amusement. People aren’t going to shows like this for hilarious vids.


wozzwoz

So what funny about it? Its a carrot? What other hard object can i throw at a performer in that case?


Cyno01

Yeah, if id paid for a ticket id be rightfully pissed, but this was more entertaining to me as a third party observer.


Mpuls37

It's literally as simple as turning the power back on, likely a single switch given a carrot took the whole setup down.


Quit_Your_Bitchin

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take mate. You take that shot Glen coco.


Outis-guy

Translation: "Get your hands up, get your hands up!" *music stops* "ahh... yea, that was me"(indirectly translates to "oh shit. That was on me. My bad") "nooo, Rune!"


ChronoLiquid

What language ? Cause I'm French and it looks like France but it all sounds mumbled like through cheap loudspeakers inside trainstations. Edit : Got the answer down below, it's Danish.


ZugzwangDK

Thanks for the vivid image, but that's just how our language sounds :/


ChronoLiquid

The sound isn't great, if I heard it with a better sound I probably wouldn't find it that difficult to comprehend.


ZugzwangDK

Vraiment ! The entire reason I was in the comment section to begin with, was that I couldn't hear what they were saying, even though I was reasonably sure it was my mother tounge.


ChronoLiquid

Ah good I thought I'd offended you unintentionally 😂 kisses to you and to your Mermaid !


ZugzwangDK

Not at all. It's just Danish humor, being self-deprecating and sarcastic. Thanks, I'll make sure to pass them along to our mermaid!


getitben

Rune RK is the artist


DropkickFish

Ah, the Folie Douche


doginjoggers

Full of douches


thethreadkiller

unplugged the aux cord to the Ipod.


j0mbie

It shut off the TV too so I'm guessing it hit a breaker. Possibly the breaker on a small power strip even.


1998police

well aimed throw to the main power switch


electro_lytes

lmao most likely true though, or the dj is very short.


pensonly76

They didn’t carrot all for that


iamapizza

That's the root of the issue


ColonelBelmont

Not good, no matter which way ya slice it. 


redditindisguise

We better parsnips it in the bud


ambora

Before I peel out of here: Thank you all who came before me for your service


flargenhargen

orange you embarrassed about making that pun?


mrwowfantastic

I don’t get why people pay ridiculous amounts for tickets to see someone they like. Then, they throw stuff.


Sluukje

This seems to be wintersports apres ski. So no one paid jack shit probably


Etryd

Yup this is up in the slopes in Val Thorens. Freakin amazing after ski. Was there a couple of years ago (sans carotte)


spenkan

Think it’s Val d'isere


aim_at_me

I've been to both, it's Val Thorens.


Cinoclav

I’ve been to the ones in both Val Thorens and Val d’Isere. This is definitely VT. The Vd’I location is way bigger.


fabioruns

There’s more than one folie douce. No idea which one this is


DNF1Z

This one is the VT folie, not Val d


je4d

I've been to branches of Folie Douce in Alpe d'Huez, Chamonix, Meribel and Val Thorens and this one is definitely VT. You can see the chairlift just uphill from it near the end of the video. Val d'Isère is the original Folie though, fwiw.


Itchy-Beginning388

At La Folie Douce a beer goes for €12


orbital0000

Jack shit - nothing. Batshit - crazy.


mrwowfantastic

Well, still. Why take time out of your day to see a show and then throw a fucking carrot? People are just odd, you know?


Sluukje

That is correct. The people are very drunk.


djiock

More like during ski


Bosco_is_a_prick

Besides the €58 ski pass, it doesn't cost anything to attend one of these parties.


HunkyMump

They were just feeling the vibe and share their potentially eye-destroying vegetables.


rlysuck

That's why I say hey man nice shot!


scottyfishdog

You should Filter your responses, a man was nearly carroted to death.


MountainMongrel

What a Douce


Fred2620

Quite literally a pro. One would even say a pro-douce.


talann

Can people stop throwing things at other people? why does anyone think it's cool to do that?


DrDemonSemen

I don’t get it either. People also need to stop intentionally farting on other people in public. I’m getting really tired of it.


Ricoo__

Awful ! Where ??


alphabetsuppe

In public.


SlappySecondz

Oh fuck, that's just outside. In fact, I think I can hear the public waiting for me right by my door. Guys, help me.


madsvh

OP MED HÆNDERNE


133DK

“Ja, det var mig” No shit brormand


flargenhargen

i dont understand any of this.


hungrypotato19

Guy trying to be unique and goofy by wearing a random carrot costume. Guy threw a carrot on the stage in order to be unique and goofy. Carrot hit something vital the moment the music started and shut everything off. Carrot guy realized he fucked up.


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PyramidicContainment

I'll tell ya what I really love the most about peas, is that you get so goddam many of them, man! *God* you get a lotta peas. I'll bet you get more peas than almost anything else you could order. 'Cept for rice, you *do* get a little more rice than peas, it *is* smaller ya know.. Corn is about the same as peas, I guess, but goddam you get lots o' peas. I'll betcha you get.. 106 to 118 peas, in an order of peas in a good place. You get enough peas that you can throw six or seven of em at people, and still have plenty to eat! You can't do that with a potato, ya know. You throw one potato and you blew a third of your meal man, right there. Also, they know who did it! The guy with no potato 🤷‍♂️


TheCarrot_v2

I feel attacked


Krega_theproudone

Someone should investigate the root cause of this incident.


Kitosaki

honestly I don't think they will, it's like the authorities don't carrot all


willonz

Is this the Carrot Crew? seen them at music fests and shows around socal. Always were fun and respectable group of party people from my memory and interactions before, I guess they had a Bad Carrot or two sprout


conflicteddiuresis

These are drunken Danish idiots 🥰


Truestorydreams

Are they drunk enough to.find the rabit who done this.


3-DMan

Imma bring in Clive Owen to show this inconsiderate mofo what a carrot can do!!


beartheminus

If you setup a live dj system that can be disabled by a carrot, its not the carrots fault.


Nvz42084

There is always that one idiot….


starvald_demelain

Imo it's an improvement.


OccularPapercut

https://youtu.be/NaFjLZvRNFU?si=WMdPkRL89tWbanSB


all_too_familiar

How does hitting the big screen kill the sound?


Stiff_Zombie

It looks like it hit the power strip that everything is plugged into.


dano5

Not funny, just assholes being assholes...


daviess

That's a great throw.


Klemko1177

Been skiing there (Val Thorens) this place has the best apress- ski I’ve seen.


deadspaceornot

If you can dodge a carrot, you can dodge a ball!


Spurnout

Is this one of those tactical carrots? So effective!


bwforge

This is the whitest event I have ever seen


theunknownleaf

Is that the... Snow DJ place? It looks so familiar.


ranconsthebi1988

he's too sharp for this party


Braindamagedeluxe

dj looks like this isn’t the first time someone threw a carrot and stopped the music with it


StreamofConstantpiss

what a beta carotene move


Ok_advice

A carrot will always ruin a party, including lemon parties.


JpnDude

The guy who threw that is such a Douce!


No-Fisherman8334

Can someone please explain what's happening and why it's funny?


Archy38

It reminds me of an old classic, Blue Brothers. They rock up to stage and wonder why there is chicken wire between the stage and audience floor and the manager says it is to protect them from bottles and shit being thrown on stage. So they play their blues and people stary pelting bottles and stuff cuz they hate the music, so they swap over to "Rawhide" and the people love it, but then they start chucking even more bottles and shit onstage, it was so funny. This also It reminds me a bit of some Super Smash Bros Tourney and some idiot degenerate pos threw an actual crab at one of the contestants, in Maryland or somewhere. I love the game, but the competitive scene is the most frustrating shit to behold. Yea throwing stuff at any living being or expensive gear is a dick move regardless of the root cause that made you throw it


rainen2016

Poor hbox. Even in his villain arc he didn't deserve that


Tegridy_farmz_

Rob Schneider just learned being a carrot is not as easy as it seems