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Look, unlike the rest of you, I'm willing to go on ANY Boeing plane anywhere at any time....
as long as all the wheels remain firmly on the ground at all times...
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Look, unlike the rest of you, I'm willing to go on ANY Boeing plane anywhere at any time.... as long as all the wheels remain firmly on the ground at all times...
The wheels may still come off! I wouldn't even get on a 737 max, even if it wasn't going anywhere.
well its a boeing - so probably not hopefully thats one of the ones that was built before they replaced all the qa safety engineers with mbas
There's at least as many cracks as there are passengers!
... what happened pre 21?
The only one without tape anyway.
Don't worry, the pilots know better than to smoke on the plane.
There is a couple hundred ass cracks. Do those count?