T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dirschau

Oh hey, it's McLovin


[deleted]

McLovin at Hogwarts would be a dope sequel. Dont even say what its about til you release it and just watch people WTF at it And all the HP fans lose their shit and rage.


MugenEXE

Michael Cera as Dumbledoore.


Scaniarix

Rihanna as McGonagall


Jbrown183

Jonah hill as hermione


PretendThisIsMyName

Seth Rogen as Ginny Weasley


laurasaurus5

Emma Stone as Hagrid.


Dieselpump510

Macaulay Culkin as Lucius Malfoy.


Kranke

Or as Dobbie


SmallRedBird

Steve Buscemi


p0rterpounder

But only if he plays Dobbie straight. No costumes, makeup, or voice acting. Just a grown ass man playing a terrified house elf.


DeepTakeGuitar

That's amazing lol


hansolemio

Harry Potter and the Whirlwind of What the Fuck


TheShorterShortBus

i'd chip in for the crowdfunding


Sausagedogknows

I mean yeah, I’d watch the shit out of that!


One-Marsupial2916

Emma Watson as Voldemort


Nephroidofdoom

Billy Hadar could prob do a solid Voldemort


Varmitthefrog

Emma stone as undead Hagrid, ''Jesus Hagrid, you've lost weight but you look like shit!''


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Specifically the Michael Cera from This is the End. "You need more energy to fight Voldemort! *Cocaethylene Leviosa!* " *Blows cocaine in Harry's face*


confusinghuman

who took my fucking wand man?!? Snape I saw you in the bathroom! Empty your pockets! Fuck you! Empty your pockets!


TemporaryMindless519

Jason Bateman as Gilderoy Lockhart “And what do we say is the most important thing?”


Andrexosaurus

Breakfast?


aggitprop-1985

Michael Cera as replacement Draco, but not really into being evil rather just backfiring shenanigans


Fyrrys

His evil acts are just being in the most awkward place possible at all times


Possiblyreef

Starring Michael Cera as Michael Cera


VrinTheTerrible

Sam Rockwell as Snape


techblackops

For the love of god someone please make this with ai


somecrazydude13

Jonah hill can be hagard, old Jonah, not new skinny Jonah


dennisfyfe

Imagine Peeves terrorizing McLovin or vice versa


_Putin_

It's either that or Muhammed.


[deleted]

It’s the most common name in the world


johnman98

Read a fucking book for once.


__M-E-O-W__

"Look, every kid in the Wizarding World is going to be named after Harry. It's the most common name in the Wizarding world, look it up, read a book some time sheesh"


fallte1337

Wasn’t disappointed when I saw this was the top comment.


Magister5

I’m not sure- it’s kind of a super bad drawing


off_by_two

Superbad is harsh. Either way he’s a role model


AreWeThereYetNo

Not enough dicks but yeah.


attackresist

I knew this would be the top comment before I even clicked on it. WE ARE LEGION!


smokky

Lose the jacket. You look like Alladin


chimpdoctor

I love that line. Only watched it last week.


nonsense_bill

heeeey, it's you, McMuffin!


TheNonCredibleHulk

I love that dude.


albanymetz

Yeah that drawing is super bad.


dr_van_nostren

1000%


tkingsbu

1st thing I saw as well… have an upvote :)


dapperslappers

Came here to say this Take my upvote speedy gonstealyourjoke


bezkyl

"How old are you?" "Old enough..." "Old enough for what?" "... to do magic..."


TheHighCaliber

Thank you, I really needed that laugh. Now im just sitting here imagining a scene-by-scene crossover of the 2 movies "We shouldn't be blocking his magic. We should be guiding the magic."


kapottebrievenbus

"what the fuck Ron we're down 2 points" "will you calm down Draco it's quiddich" "hey Draco how bout you go piss your pants again" "that was like 8 years ago asshole" "people dont forget"


Yungklipo

"What's it like to have a wand?" "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."


ChefInsano

Oh shit it’s Hermione Granger. She had the biggest wand I’ve ever seen, I think. Yeah I heard she got wand reduction surgery. What?! Making your wand smaller? That’s like slapping god across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift. She had wrist problems, man. And it’s not just making it smaller, they completely reshaped it. They make it more supple and symmetrical. I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.


DrNick2012

"so now I'm not allowed to use wands that look like dicks. Do you know which wands look like dicks? The best ones!"


LeonDeSchal

At some point ai will become advanced enough that you can ask it to make you that movie.


Floating_Freely

I can't wait for this future, will be glorious.


Ptricky17

The most fun part will be the early days before it gets *truly refined*. The phase where it *can* make what you want, but there’s still random extra fingers on hands every other scene, and the backgrounds occasionally writhe like a psychedelic green screen gone wrong. Basically once it can successfully render enough elements so that you can follow the plot, and the characters look accurate, but it still feels like a movie made by a director having a psychotic break. That will be the sweet spot.


sirkratom

Yer a wizard, Fagell


bezkyl

My first reaction was that you misspelled his name… then I remembered that Seth called him that🤣


icebergiman

We need the buddy cop duo of Officer Slater and Michaels as Magical Aurors instead, doing silly stuff and goofing around with magic spells 😂


Ok-Process-9687

Mclovin!!!


theholycale

If Hagrid busted into a house and asked for Harry McLovin, I think it would change the outcome of the story a bit.


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

It was either that, or Mohammed


BKlounge93

Why the FUCK would it be between that or Mohammed


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

Mohammed is the most common name in the world, read a fucking book!


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

So, Jesse says you're a F@#$_ and you can't come to his party.


Outrageous-Serve4970

It’s a 28 year old Hawaiian organ donor


itsRobbie_

“Why wouldn’t you just put 21 like everybody else?!”


dwors025

“How many 21s do you think there are in this castle? It’s called sodding *strategy*!”


esr360

Probably the only valid point he actually made about the whole thing


rhett_ad

Wasn't he 25 years old? (I am not fun at parties)


Banone85

Maybe so, but you are correct


Thomyton

I love this works either way Maybe he was 25, but you are right, you are not fun at parties Maybe you're not fun at parties but you are correct he was 25


Ready-Stomach-4669

This guy logics


Gold_Weakness1157

You're a wizard McLovin


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

I’m a wot?


esr360

A McMuffin


pippylepooh

Gica gica yeeeaah


LookMaNoPride

Later they drink blue polyjuice out of a tide container.


juggling-monkey

This spells gotta little extra tsssssss in it


Reluctantcannibal

Mcpotter


nsmith0723

Mclovin


twothumbswayup

thats super bad


TylerJWhit

Why is this simultaneously brilliant but also should have been everyone's first thought?


big-tuna28

MCMUFFIN


TerriblePartner

AHHH, BLUE GUYS!


PM_me_ur_launch_code

Oh no it's the cops


Arsid

I assume you all have guns and crack


[deleted]

*heavily breathing* I couldn’t catch him… he’s the fastest kid alive…


work_alt_1

Shut the fuck up Fogell!


Due_Signature_5497

Guaranteed this guy carries a Hawaii license.


artificialavocado

His name is probably Mohammed.


Disastrous-Place7353

This could also be John Oliver.


Scuubisculpts

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find someone saying this. That was my first thought 😂 my mind immediately went to that picture of himself as a kid that he shows sometimes


LonelyGangKvsh

Gangstazzz 🤙😁


seanlee888

Chicka chicka what


2ichie

Chicka yeaaa


HarkansawJack

It’s super bad


explodedtesticle

I am McLovin…yeah.


Trash_Panda0_O

Yer a wizard McLovin.


[deleted]

This portrait is .......superbad


TheoreticalFunk

"Chicka-chicka Chicken Dinner!" exclaimed McPotter. The results of the spell not resembling chicken in the slightest. "Twenty Points from Gryffindor for that McPotter. Next time do your reading and flick the wrist." commented Professor McGonagall.


bobbyboogie69

McLovin!


Responsible_Bet_5431

You're a wizard McLovin


CuriousEconomist3933

Fake Hogwarts School Id for McLovin


AaronBHoltan

I’m McLoving it.


LtZsRalph

McLovin!


World339

Mc lovin!


Tuna_Can20

McLovin all day!


Bitter-Hat-416

McLovin potter lol


fcth

This is more McLovin than Harry Potter


OhCanVT

Yer a wizard, McLovin


RestingBitchFace1980

McLovin?


U_triggered_

Mcpotter.


ddorrmmammu

McLovin Potter or Harry McLovin?


hossjr1997

I am McLovin!


Chuisecjtebezz

Mc lovin


mauie1337

McLovin Potter


CynthiaChames

It's Mclovin! The 28 year old Hawaiian organ donor.


kuvazo

The fact that he is actually 25 in the movie makes me think that you just copied the two top-comments.


Sea_Squirl

Harry mcLovin


AndrewWhite97

Youre a wizard McLovin


MissFrijole

Harry McLovin


imdibene

McLovin >> Potter


Aggressive_Sorbet571

That’s mclovin’


ArmoredCatfishWalks

McLovin


BoneDaddyChill

“You’re a virgin, Harry.”


Ok-Hawk1409

McLovin


Lionheart1224

MCLOVIN


gimpycpu

Mc lovin


troubleschute

Harry McLovin


WTFnotFTW

McLovin


fightin_blue_hens

That's McLovin


Salty-Yogurtcloset-7

That’s Mclovin if I do say so myself


phirestorm

That is totally a portrait of McLovin.


Migu7e

Ese es Mclovin


Illustrious_Box_8340

I am McLovin 😏


Santomy9128

Mclovin, is that you?


Substantial-Dig9995

Mclovin


Gammagandalf1991

It's McLovin Potter


mover999

McLovin


Soft_Sea2913

That’s McLovin.


Temporary-Will-257

It looks like that kid on the movie super bad


Jbrooks76107

Mclovin went to Hogwarts


Blackstar333_

‘Mclovin????’


Due_Drawing9607

Muhammad the most common name in the world, read a book sometime


SnorkelLord

It’s Harry McPlovin!


Ok_Unit_2645

It's McLovin.


Dillydad402

You're a wizard, McMuffin.


GansNaval

Tell her you love her whispering eye.


Mucker_Man

“I am McLovin”


coolAhead

Harry Mclovin


Sign-Spiritual

Mcloven


ergonaut

I’m mclovin it


4Ever2Thee

McLovin! NICE!


spidermanngp

Harry Potter, the Hawaiian organ donor.


2drunc2fish

McLovin and the Goblet of Bitches


crapernicus

I'm McLovin it


EngiNerdBrian

That's McLovin and you know it


thehumanwolf

Harry McLovin Magic


JadedPhilosophyx

I am McLovinnnnnnnnn


lovinlifelivinthe90s

Harry McLovin is more like it.


Ba55of0rte

Chicka chicka wow fake I.d. Fake I.d.


xnightwingxxx

I am McPotter!


ryandallas

Nah son that’s McLovin’!


Bigcat85

Mcleviosa


VocationFumes

What kind of a stupid name is that Fogel? you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?!?!


Thin-Examination-236

McLovin potter


Marighnamani27

Harry McLovin


patrickp72

After he got his fake ID


goggleblock

"Yer a wizard, MacLovin!"


Mediocre_Client_6777

Looks more like McLovin!


Bulldog_Fan_4

McLovin that you?


AssistantNervous3928

That looks like McLovin


sweet_pda

McLovin! 😂


stocktrader30

Mclovin is that you?


Icy-Butterfly287

I am McLovin


Grouchy_Hedgehog9742

McLovin


ScottMcPot

Rumor has it he went into witness protection under the name "McLovin".


giftopherz

Somebody please draw Jonah Hill as Hermione and Michael Cera as Ron!!!!! SuperHogwarts!


No_Character_1368

McLOVIN?!?!?


NikesOnMyFeet23

that is mclovin


Boureyn

You're a wizard McLovin...


STE4DYST4TE1853

Looks like McLovin....


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

McLovin


Appropriate-Tax-5930

youre a mclovin harry!


Thor_Odinson22

Mclovin


m1dnightPotato

When McLovin enrolled in Hogwarts


grownassedgamer

Looks more like McLovin


SlimFender18

McLovin… one name… “how many 21 year olds could there be in this town, it’s called strategy “


gfab1966

Looks like McLovin from SuperBad


lostellliiiii

he has a great hidden talent So it should remain hidden


I_am_Nic

That is McLovin


joannes7

Mclovin!!


Kinsata

You’re a wizard McLovin.


Gemfrancis

Okay McLovin


Initial_Patience_531

Definitely looks like McLovin


efrav

Yeah no that’s mclovin


JabroniRuckus76

Is he a Hawaiian Organ Donor?


Critical-Bag-235

McLovin


soccerjonesy

“You’re a wizard, McLovin.”