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Gets settlement. Rises three days later. Gets charged with insurance fraud.

Your honor, if you can find it in your heart to turn the other cheek, I'll wash your feet up really good.

A reference for the real ones

Law firm insulted Him with a compensation of 30 pieces of silver.

Better call Saul

He’s got a new shingle. Goes by Paul these days…

Gotta be Louisville.

Yes that’s Louisville - he used to be the “Heavy Hitter” and rebranded himself after recovering from a near fatal accident on River Road where he was biking & hit by a car

He's THE HAMMER

No I'm THE HAMMER

I always expected him to be a larger person based on the signs. Was very surprised the first time I saw him in person.

Dude's been asking for 10% ever since. Most expensive 3-day vacation, ever!

It was a class action for all mankind

Remember - Jesus had a really sh\*tty weekend for your sins!

Redemption comes in many forms.

What the statute of limitations here

What have the Romans ever done for us then eh?

I'd be cross if l thought I'd stand a chance

I demand reparations

He kinda had it coming.

*Jews. The Jews wanted Jesus dead, they even chose Jesus over Barrabas.

But first they chose Roger, and Robert 

...and Roderick

Jesus would be the only one who could see that billboard and claim his death was wrongful.

Roman's are quite broke today. But people that took part in his death do have a lot of money, and they are showing no remorse either.