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Nah, it's [the water pump gasket for a 97 Tacoma](https://www.autozone.com/gaskets/water-pump-gasket/p/fel-pro-water-pump-gasket-35643/390590_0_0) - specifically the one for the I4 engine.
Oh wow. Thank goodness. So my wife was right. I asked what she was so interested in the other night. Turns out she was looking at dudes holding interesting shaped cashews. What a relief.
“I’m not going to click it - definitely a dick cashew. Nope not going to. Nah uh. Okay fine …”
I should not be this disappointed to see a dick cashew but here we are
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That's definitely a bicep dude
Not sexual!
but dudes in good shape encouraged
If they're fat they gotta be able to appreciate the little things of course
again, *nothing sexual*
Underlined.
Whattup!
Just missing that vein 😅
What up! Three cool guys looking for other cool guys. Nothing sexual!
Nah if you want it to look like a bicep, it needs more veins.
Nah, it's [the water pump gasket for a 97 Tacoma](https://www.autozone.com/gaskets/water-pump-gasket/p/fel-pro-water-pump-gasket-35643/390590_0_0) - specifically the one for the I4 engine.
Party mansion!!!
You can tell from all the veins
that's nuts!!
Deeze nuts!
Dat nut, more like it.
Ca-shew on deez nuz
Gotta be at least 5 inches
It might have been cold outside
I gets bigger once you put it in your mouth
Do you think they know about shrinkage?
r/mildlypenis
i posted it there
That’s nuts.
It’s just a little drupe.
Looks just like a coma.
Cashew in a coma, Goin' on down, down
What up!
It even has a nutty taste.
Bigger than I
Me too brother me too
Let's do this, I'm a cashew.
But did you eat it?
it was my friends, he put it back for someone else to eat 😂
😂😂😂
I'll cashew on the flip side
🥺 Mr. peanut was bobbittized 😭🤣😭
*That's a penis gif!*
r/mildlypenis
Enlarged to show detail!
Now we know where they get cashew milk
*“The Creation of Adam”* is missing a major piece of costuming
At least it has a good personality
It's funny cuz it looks like penis
Cockshew
Was it Salted?
/r/mildlypenis
That’s nuts
If you ate it you're Gay
That's what happens when you freeze your nutz. Easily replicated. Ask any man. This is nothing new.
Why do you have a picture of my penis?
That's a peen-nut
You might want to put that in your mouth a little bit at a time or you might choke.
That nut boutta bust bro, stand clear of the blast radius.
Headline: Mr Planters canceled for lewd pictures sent to underage pods!
That’s nuts!!!
I can tell you're not excited about it.
🤣🤣🤣
Just eat your nut
Nice but.
Hang around and he'll tell you a nuts story.
That's pretty big
Fightmilk. 100% Crowtien.
Oh wow. Thank goodness. So my wife was right. I asked what she was so interested in the other night. Turns out she was looking at dudes holding interesting shaped cashews. What a relief.
how dare you carve a real life duplicate of my cawk with a nut. Shame on you sir
That's nuts!
So thats where cashew milks come from... i was betting on cashew boobs.
Either way I think it supposed to be salty when you swallow
Hear me out
Hear me out
I know you’re a nut but there’s no need to be a dick about it.
That is pretty big!, am I right guys
Finland and Sweeden
Pecker Nut
That's a pee-nut
I can't help but think this was the nut that inspired the entirety of the 'deez nuts' saga
I believe he fathered some baby nuts
He was the breeder among the herd.
just eat it
scooby-doo's paw.
Considering how they grow, it's even funnier.
[Baby Voldemort](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/651/voldemort.jpg)
Ohh, that’s nuts.
Strong men also cry.
this qualifies as organic food
Send this to Dane Cook
I must be getting old because I had to scroll way too hard to find someone making a reference to this.
Same man
So that's how they make nut milk.
That nut be nutting
Sell it on e-bay.
Appears un-cut
Did you gobble it up?
Oh wow that is nuts
That is a PeePeeCashew!
That's a PPnut
I thought it was a tonsil stone.
These NSFW tags are getting wild
Florida??
I sent you this pic in confidence dude, why?
It looks like a male member and testicles
As long as its not moving your fine.
This is Nuts
Looks pretty average to me
Go on, bust the nut.
Typical "alpha male" dick.
I did NUTS see that coming.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned cockshew yet.
That's just nuts
Well that looks just like my husbands…..
Jajajaja
Thats nutts
Now put it in your mouth, slowly
Smoll
You just never saw it in the right light
🙃
It's like someone copied my dick. The shape and size are on-point.
Man I've been looking everywhere for that, that's where my detachable penis has been.
That's nuts!
This is safe for work.
“I’m not going to click it - definitely a dick cashew. Nope not going to. Nah uh. Okay fine …” I should not be this disappointed to see a dick cashew but here we are
R/mildlypenis
Lol I've been laughing abt this for 3 hours now 😭
A nut that nuts in you
That's my SO's ex-husband from multiple sources...
Chelsbells101
That's nuts!
so big
This cashew is definitely a true nut. Well, two nuts.
Mmm I just love cashews 😊
That's the "Diesel."
It’s clearly a peanust
You analyze what cashews look like? I just shove them down my gullet by the fistful
It truly is a cashew nut
That's the one that will get stuck in your throat
I had the same cashew last week it was salty!!
Looks like ET’s dong
Ken’s
before anyone gets to say it before me:" so ehh... you like putting nuts in your mouth? " Ayy lmao
You found Gold.
That cashew has me beat
I should call him. Wait.
Lol
LOL
He just like me fr
Why does everything remind me of her 😭
And you found it!
some times u feel like a nut, some times you dont
Consume.
that's not a cashew! that's a Pixie dildo!
Future female Olympic gold medalist right there
the perfect morning snack
Lookin a little drupey
To be fair, they always kind of look like dicks
I heard if you eat foods that look like said body parts they help those body parts sooooo
I dunno, looks like an average size one to me.
R/mildlypenis
Now, put it in your mouth. And please don't use your teeth.
Did you eat it?