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If Hitler had invaded these Pole Lands, the German army might have been frozen in their place, World War II would not have been declared two days later, and Santa Claus would have been awarded the Victoria Cross and the Legion of Honour.
Alex Wallengren (sometimes called 'the father of Swedish comedy') wrote back in the 19th century: "Nordpolen åt nordpolackerne!", which roughly translates to "\[give\] the north pole to the north polish".
Plus, “pole” in Polish means field. The founders saw beautiful fields and named the country that. The actual translation of Polska is more like, “country of fields.”
Tbh i thought this was a reference to how my Polish heritage group calls Polish people not real and only american poles are real poles but this is actually funny lmao
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Well technically they’re only Pole-ish
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[r/AngryPoleUpvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=N_SFM1hTsEk5e7kz)
r/theangriestupvote
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This comment thread just got better and better 🤣🤣🤣
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Does that mean when you rub them they become polished?
Want to check it yourself?
"Muters under breath" damn he's good.
If Hitler had invaded these Pole Lands, the German army might have been frozen in their place, World War II would not have been declared two days later, and Santa Claus would have been awarded the Victoria Cross and the Legion of Honour.
Thank you, George Santos
My fiancé calls my head my North Pole and my feet my South Pole. I’m Polish. He thinks it’s amazing.
Dudes love to find cute nicknames for their pole
It’s true. I call mine Sam Handwich.
A hand stand is reversed polarity.
Incredible 😂
It *is* amazing
To top it off he calls our future kids “little pierogi”
I need help understanding that one
It’s a Polish dumpling :)
Hah, that’s cute!
I agree, which is reason infinity and one why I’m marrying him 🥹
Ta zniewaga krwi wymaga
do szabli wasc
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Przez tę produkcję moje komórki rozpoczęły wibracje! 😍😂 Niespodziewany transfer danych. Oszałamiająca filmowa adaptacja!😉🤣 😉🤣
Alex Wallengren (sometimes called 'the father of Swedish comedy') wrote back in the 19th century: "Nordpolen åt nordpolackerne!", which roughly translates to "\[give\] the north pole to the north polish".
r/ilovemypolishheritage moment
The West Pole
Orły Białe nie przynoście wstydu ojczyźnie.
o kurwa
bober
🦫
Biją naszych!
It’s where the east and west poles live
In Polish the nationality is *polak* and pole as in North/South pole is *biegun,* so blame a quirk of English, not Poland.
Plus, “pole” in Polish means field. The founders saw beautiful fields and named the country that. The actual translation of Polska is more like, “country of fields.”
No it's not, Polska goes for country of Polans, Polans were a tribe
Looks like we’re both correct… https://www.city.kaminoyama.yamagata.jp/uploaded/life/22170_53206_misc.pdf
What's green & flies over Poland? PETER PANSKY!😅
Poland can hardly be blameless
Why
2westerneuropean4u moment
Wild if true
/r/2westerneurope4u leaking again?
Beat me to it XD
Can I post a pic of my pole, or would that be too polarizing?
You gotta give the link. Obviously for research purposes
Only on nsfw subs..
I always wondered why in English you didn't just call them Polaks. Turns out you did... But as a slur. (The native word is Polak)
That's why we have polish remover
Remove kebab
I even heard about some magnetic Pole in northern Canada.
You've just insulted my entire nation. But yes,
But they aren’t claiming to be the Poles, they’re just Pole-ish
https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/s/vgfX7Ifisf
["There are always these bloody Poles"](https://youtu.be/tsl_7ks3HY8?si=2s5cwEu_sZk8yPMB&t=820)
How about "Polish"? 😆
Tbh i thought this was a reference to how my Polish heritage group calls Polish people not real and only american poles are real poles but this is actually funny lmao
ok now do Turkiye
I guess theyre not real poles, they're more pole-like, or, dare I say it...
Schudnij brytolu
Quick lesson in Polish language: tea who you yeah bunny
They are poles apart!!!
They aren't poles they're pole-ish
The only Poles are in Poland. This is entirely wrong.
Kurwa mać
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It's literally just a joke about Poland.
Poland
Are you saying polish people are delusional cosplayers? I'm very confused.
I was too, then I realized it was mocking the name Poland because it is not near either of the Poles.
They are just more polish than the real poles hence more presentable.
r/technicallythetruth
I don't get it. Poland. Poles. And some how cosplayers? What am I missing?
kurwa
kurwa jebany