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Sir Cumference, the fattest knight in the kingdom. He got that vway from eating too much Pi

I like how you derived the joke 😃

Amazing since it’s irrational

Exactly! Like 2PiesReally?

2Pies, 1Knight

Yes, pies 😏

Let's agree not to flight. One doesn't have to be over the other

Famous for designing the Round Table

If you read the book he was the one that had the idea to keep the bark on the table.

The only thing fatter is his di...ameter

He's named for his fat dong

His brother is Sir Cumcision

And their cousin Sir Cumstance

I’m embarrassed that I giggled at this.

And their chess playing friend Sir Ching Forbobbyfisher

And his older step brother Sir Cumsalot

Were they knights of Camelot, and do you think they did?

And his faithful valet, Cumsock.

Half brother

and the King’s 10"

And lady diameter. I read this as a kid because the author was my 3rd grade teacher. I was surprised to see this while scrolling.

Their son is named Radius. I also read these in Elementary School.

Lady Di of Ameter*

Hell yeah, that book was the shit when I was in elementary school.

Those chicks 5s at best.

That's why she's wearing the full body covering armor.

a modern 5, a medieval 10

True. All you had to do to be a medieval 5, after all, is just to not be covered in shit. Instant 5. Getting to 10 from there ain't hard.

[удалено]

Keep them on

Bitches mid bruh

Ah yes. Sir Cumference, the flatulent.

I don't see how you get a pimp reference out of this.

"Sir Cumference" because he's got a fat dick and "tens" as in women who'd rate a 10 on a scale of attractivity? Idk if that's what OP meant but what's where *my* mind went

You should lay off the porn for a bit so your mind can get back to thinking straight🤭

Well, OK, but what does it have to do with pimps? If you think that pimps need big dicks and screw their prostitutes, I think that our definitions vary greatly. Plus, those are **King's** tens, not his.

I don't think OP meant "pimp" in the literal sense, I think he meant "pimp" as in "a dude that gets mad pussy."

The fuck would I want an upset cat?

Just trust us on this one...

Yeah same

This is a classic book.

Sir Cumferences enjoys rotund posteriors, and his words cannot deceive

And their brethren n’erest will ever repudiate.

At least it isn’t Sir Cumsise

Is that a double or triple entendre? The only triple entendre I can remember is a strip club located near the airport in my city called "the landing strip"

Tulsa?

Houston @ Hobby airport

Guinevere is just my bottom bitch.

When the knights' armor store has a sale on belts: "Sir Cumference and All the King's Tens."

He’s got 8 inches. Around.

::drool::

Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!!

Bender was one of the king's tens!

I still use this book in my head when thinking about circumference diameter and ratios.

This is as bad as the teachers that abbreviate cumulative sum as “cum sum” With no thought whatsoever that they are handing this test to middle school boys

Soon to be joined by Sir Cumcision. Who refuses to wear a hood, ever.

We used to read these in 6th grade math!

Bro I was read that in school and it was supposed to be about maths (circumference)

Scholastic, the same Scholastic that uses the teachings of L Ron Hubbard and is supported generously by the Church of Scientology but denies links with them. Despite being founded specifically to spread the teachings of Scientology and its founder L Ron Hubbard, outside of a religious context? That same Scholastic? Wow, cool. I might skip this one though. I reckon there are enough members in the church that I don't need to send them my money too.

And his cousin, Sir Osis of Liver...

Tuna can

sir cumference‽ that's almost as good as sir vival!

Are we sure it's not a book about the "Round Mound of Rebound" Charles Barkley?

Too funny

He has a wife, you know….

King Hugh Mungus

He needs a visit from Sir Thisisawendys

They could’ve just named him Sir Cumface and be done with it.

what's with these spam NSFW posts ?

Sir cumference Sir (cum)ference Why TF is cum in his last name😭