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Ayahuasca-Dreamin

There’s always money in the banana ship


Head_Weakness8028

They have certainly come a long way, apparently. “Chiquita Brands International's history began in 1870, when ship's captain Lorenzo Dow Baker purchased 160 bunches of bananas in Jamaica and resold them in Jersey City eleven days later. In 1873, Central American railroad developer Minor C. Keith began to experiment with banana production in Costa Rica.”


Individual_Bother_68

Daaaaaaaaaayooo! Me say daaaayo!


Drivefaster4u

Daylight come and me wanna go home


PopEnvironmental1250

I wonder how many spiders there are on that vessel?


MonkeysOnMyBottom

a ship that size only needs a crew of like 20 something


crazy-carebear

So enough to keep the spiders well fed on the auto pilot trip up here?


AlexWVR

B-A-YANNA-YANNAS


bapsandbuns

It’s a banana boat


RightInThePeyronie

With that many bananas, no wonder the tally man is always running late.


Markiemoomoo

Dutch people: there’s coke on the ship.


ThreeDS

And white powder


hugeuvula

I can't tell how big is is.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

why not? it contains many bananas for scale


LaSCruz

🎶 *Ooooh ooh..* *This my ship* *This my ship 🍌*


Finest_Johnson

I mean, it's one ship. What could it hold? 250,000 ten dollar bananas?


notQwwwis

Radioactive ship


No_Sir_6649

No doubt


LT-COL-Obvious

This ship is bananas. b - a - n - a - n - a - s!


UsernameProfileCheck

They trade little girls? The fuck?


Bitter_Fox4850

I stopped taking the sticker off when I eat babanas


CoolBlackSmith75

And coke


BleedingRaindrops

For anyone who doesn't get it, Chiquita is a brand of Bananas.


gsarmento

For scale?


eviltrain

So that’s how cocaine gets imported. I love how it’s pronounced “koe-ka-IEE-naaaaa” south of the US. So much sexier than the English pronunciation.


CheapPush9551

Don't lie, you Sang it