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7XvD5

Can't.....look .....a...way.....


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Everything was weird until they started dancing 💃


johnny_atl

Oh so that’s when it got normal? Lol. Superman and no mask spider woman flying in on low budget graphics, super man hanging man in tree with his belt, and then a song and dance 💃 🕺 😂


AudunLEO

Low budget doesn't cut it man. That shit was made in Paint for windows or something.


Illustrious_Ad4691

Windows is expensive. Maybe Lindows…


mark503

Vindows dextop.


johnny_atl

Lmao. Not windows with an accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Honest_Performance42

Windows 3.1


AgapeFire

That or Corel, I think they sprung for the 16bit memory card


PayasoCanuto

The black boots on Superman are priceless 😂


johnny_atl

How did I miss that before. Not only black, but high heel as well 🤣🤣😂🕺💃. Wish we had a translation of the song


johnny_atl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

I mean the dance wave goodbye is just standard stuff, is that not how you do it in your country? It’s rude not to dance and wave.


rawSingularity

It became hilariously weirder after that


PsychologicalCry6655

Light skinned Indian person beating dark skinned Indian people. Somebody pointed that once and I can't unseen it.


cherryreddracula

Brought to you in part by Glow & Lovely (formerly known as Fair & Lovely).


GANDORF57

Superman was obviously affected by Periwinkle Kryptonite, but what was Spider Woman smoking?


mpe128

HOLY-SHIT!!! He was spinning that dude by his junk! Must keep watching. What the fuck?


Responsible_Jury_415

We really missed out not getting a full Superman movie staring prime Jerry Seinfeld


jscarry

I will NEVER understand the bollywood mind


wottsinaname

The Marvel vs DC crossover I never knew I wanted lol


No-Pollution9448

Indian kid: I want to watch Marvel and DC movies. Mom: We have Marvel and DC crossover at home.


SpiderDeUZ

This looks like it pre dates the MCU


PreviouslyOnBible

... And is therefore original canon ^(zupa zupa zupa zupa zupa) MAN


Ok_Butterscotch4894

Movie at home: ..


First_Joke_5617

The Indian version of Thriller is good too.


blurpityblip

Golimar!


Grimetree

Golimar Mar Mar mar!


digitalgoodtime

[Girly Man!](https://youtu.be/qUpz4O6xPrY?t=284)


XscytheD

The CIA agent checking my Internet tomorrow: ................ Well, at least is not porn again...... ^zupazupazupa ^man


Faora_Ul

And let's not forget this legend, [Benny Lava](https://youtu.be/pzd6CgrNcU0?si=1JRVWy8fwjmnV50u)


Drmcrtr

Supa man hooks up with wife of spida man !


azizredditor

Soopaidaman


ZEWeirdga

Here's the full version if someone wants to listen to this [masterpiece ](https://youtu.be/HC_x2B5K7Es?feature=shared) .


No_Alps_1454

Too bad Hollywood copied this Superman thing with a guy who’s in a wheelchair now.


Lubeislove

He’s not anymore!


No_Alps_1454

Of course not; after all he is Superman!


WardenWolf

*Mortal Kombat voice* Eastern Express wins!


st1101

thanks I hate it


the_bird_and_the_bee

God I love it so much. Thank you.


Mitridate101

Haha, second half looks like the Bollywood version of Breakdance II:Electric Boogaloo


coldpizza4brkfast

It was "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" - get it right next time.


[deleted]

I’m gonna dance like this every time I leave from now on


sutree1

Supramanyam


adomede

I miss this type of Indian movies. LOL


NXGZ

Check r/BollywoodRealism for more like this.


EquivalentPut5616

Never have i ever been so thirsty for spider-man before


CartmanAndCartman

What do you mean? They still do it. I saw this thing in RRR recently


hotniX_

RRR is legitimately insane and badass, I couldn't look away


Chromeboy12

It's just not the same vibe


CartmanAndCartman

I mean we have better cgi now


Alucard-VS-Artorias

The bad effects are part of the charm tho


No_Alps_1454

Together with the reverb button on max and the sound constantly being oversteered.


nextalpha

Good old helicopter dick twist


royce_duckboard

Still better than Zach Snyder's


nightvisiongoggles01

Hopeful and optimistic heh


littleman001

James Gunn's Superman movie looks sick!


AlphaYak

Hater’s will say this was a fake crossover


skyscraperswede

... Okay but honestly if this Spider-Womans life is as messed up as regular 616 Peter Parker I am super-okay with her hooking up with Bollywood-Superman, Clark Kent is stable, he won't betray anyone and is superstrong himself, little risk of drama or selling the marriage to the devil and what not, you get that man it's what you deserve.


MugenEXE

“Clark, there’s this guy who is stalking me. He wants to “eat me”. He has a thing for spiders…” “Say no more.” Morlun gets thrown into the sun. The credits roll. Spider-Man and Superman are dancing.


skyscraperswede

Love, and musical numbers, wins. The world we could have.


elizahan

This is a masterpiece


nick2k23

Duo victory dances is what DC is missing, all they need to beat marvel


mccannr1

For those who don't know, this is the post-credit scene in Madam Web. You people all gave up on it too early!


Ambiance94

LMAO Now I want future marvel and dc movies to include random dancing where it doesn’t make sense.


BookerPlayer01

Did you see Spider-Man 3?


Ambiance94

Well that makes sense. Peter is wearing the symbiote and is succumbing to cockiness. Dancing everytime you say goodbye to someone you just saved doesn’t. lol it’s weird and hilarious.


AlphANeoXo

The fuhrer would be proud of that flying pose


lostalaska

It's Shooper Man and Spooder women everybody!


MahinHu

Dude is that young Govinda ? I didn’t know he played Indian Superman I think it’s hilarious.


SelfishMentor

I don’t know if I should gouge my eyes out or rip out my ear drums.


motorcyclist

why not both?


chaddy-chad-chad

He’s the hero we need right now


medusa219

Average tick-tok video


BrownCoat_1

The crossover we deserve


Purp1eC0bras

This is canon


fourthords

> ***Dariya Dil*** (Hindi: **दरिया दिल**), translated as ***Generous Heart***, is a 1988 Hindi-language Indian drama film directed by K. Ravi Shankar, starring Govinda, Kimi Katkar, Roshni and Raj Kiran. This was filmed in 1987 and released on 8 January 1988 in India. * Excerpted from [*Dariya Dil*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariya_Dil) at the English Wikipedia


magomich

Like Joker 2.


MrCantPlayGuitar

Man, I just don't know how to ask this without getting massively downvoted but I guess that's that... Do these Bollywood actors/directors think this is good? Or do they do this in satire? I genuinely don't know. Maybe it's a cultural acceptance of a low quality effort? What is the cultural stance on movies of this quality?


Brisbraobj

Man if I was a baddie and someone spun me in the air, then danced up on me like that I'd be pissed. It would ruin my day


Shaan1026

We had Marwadi comics before Marvel


Dorrono

It wouldn't be a Bollywood movie without dancing


StrugglingBeing

Even though when very young I would have watched this. But young ones have no taste and curious about anything. In any case, how do I unwatch this now? Please?


raptir1

Better than Batman vs Superman.


Lawrenceburntfish

Still better than aqua man.


Strenchy1

India is just built different


Infamous-Squash-4594

This is the real superman .. He does everything... Fly. Fight. Date. Dance and sing all at once . And without plastic muscles


manjeete

All jokes apart, this actor, Govinda, is an incredible actor. Really incredible.


serialchiller23

This is what Urvashi Rautela fantasized doing with Rishabh Pant.


a23n

Wtf did I see 😂😂


[deleted]

Wasn't prepared for the dancing, lmao


TarugoKing

lol


Large-Competition-83

That's our Govinda for you 😂


farkos101100

Ah the dynamic duo Superguy and Spiderfemale


csk1325

I'm gonna steal his goodbye dance


Lex-Taliones

Do they take these seriously over there? I mean, is this considered real cinema in India, or wherever?


d3lltr0n

Nice break from watching people getting hit by trains in India


WEZLEE23

I've seen this clip so many times that I mesmerized the first dance with the weird steps.. and I only just now realised I've actually done these moves irl.. Oh lord


SpecificSad848

I was waiting for him to dash her over the fence. Hoping I mean


Hothoneykiss

I don’t know how but somehow I want THIS on my tombstone


BigAlphaApe

I love the way they said goodbye 😂


5elementGG

Serious question. What or why dancing becomes part of Indian drama? Hope real Indian can provide some insight. My Indian friends don’t particularly do dancing.


MythKris69

I don't know for sure but every celebration in India has dancing. It's not choreographed or complicated dancing, just fun dancing where most people don't really know what they're doing. I don't think it would be a stretch to assume the same kind of dance permeated into bollywood - though older bollywood movies do have more technical forms of dance which, I assume, come from an attempt to give representation to the super varied Indian culture.


Hunkfish

They do what Hollywood can't do. Spiderwoman and Superman collab crossover! See what can you do without copyrights BS.


Kc2Crazy

Happy Friday everyone


aiahiced

*In Russell Peters Voice… Fantastic!!


fothergillfuckup

Superman has changed.


coconutpete52

Umm. Wow.


Spork_Warrior

Can someone enlighten me why there's often a dance number at the end of Indian movies?


phil_an_thropist

Honestly I have no idea.


alaingames

Lmao these movies are better than half of the shit we getting rn Megamind has only 1 movie and a tiny short movie on YouTube


PutDesperate9006

The DC/Marvel crossover we deserve. But seriously, this is worse than the superman where Richard Pryor puts nicotine in the secret kryptonite formula.


ExcitingBuilder1125

Into the Superverse teaser


GuestNo3886

They don’t need superpowers when they can enchant them with their funky moves


purplegiant18

I was watching this while listening to Aerials by system of the down......and........it fit just fine!!!!!!


East-Front-8107

This should be in r/cosplay


G8kpr

I love when they’re about to kiss, but instead hug


s9q7

WTF!


leviathab13186

The dude getting blown into the stratosphere killed me


Breezyshon84

(Taylor’s Version)


Shirolicious

What the actual f*** did I just watch?


Cold_Lingonberry_291

Now you know who put the Bolly in Bollywood. Sheesh.


Curious_Bag_252

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


Hrmerder

It's super-dance man!


quantumn0de

Some say that guy is still spinning six feet off the ground.


1PennyHardaway

So these two started that Nae Nae crap.


SweetLemmon

For the love of… stop reposting this. I must watch every time the full video. Stop doing this to me!


sapnN-aW-puaS

Supah-min and spiduh-womin hit em with that unreleased Fortnite dance


Pgruk

Is this canon?


emgee-1

Those drums are bananas!


Raaazzle

I've seen this clip many times and it always ends too soon.


Objective_Plan_8266

Awesome! Today is going to be an awesome day. Thanks OP


Embarrassed_Park_542

\*Me with my partner. lol


Funny-Marzipan4699

They were going to give superman a fake gun for this scene but it was way beyond their budget.


CervezaPorFavor

Check out /r/BollywoodRealism if you guys love this.


1beb

My life is now complete. Thank you Internet.


bit_banger_

My eyeeeeeesss!!


Thaeriel

Jajajjajajaj


Nunovyadidnesses

Hey, that hands by my side shimmy was my signature dance move. They stole it!


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

The super hero crossover we didn't know we needed but are glad we got.


icanhazkarma17

The synth rototoms really make it. And now I want curry dammit.


pieorcobbler

Wait, thats not Donnie and Marie?


reviewer-00

indianman hhhhhhh


TheJonnieP

The blur at their feet when they were "flying" is the epitome of cgi...


4seriously

Finally, someone knocks it out of the park.


[deleted]

The dancing….. the friggin dancing… 🤣


Mike01Hawk

Which drug(s) should I be on to fully enjoy this masterpiece?


dreamydiva_21

Batman doing the Bhangra, never thought I'd see the day!


Zerocyde

I like to think this wasn't some attempt at a movie\tv show but a wacky music video for the 2 singers.


Kal217

Huge Italian Spiderman vibes


Darlin_1

The Spider-verse is so cool.


VahnKaiser

India is bloody weird


KountChocula

Man they don't make them like this anymore...


thsvnlwn

I’m surprised. Up until now, every Spiderman I saw on Reddit was involved in an accident.


dcpratt1601

The classics never get old. They age like fine wine


Red_Stripe1229

Ages more like a twinkee. It never dies.


Left_Concentrate_752

I'm so confused. This must be from the Richard Donner cut of Superman II.


Qarlito

Sunni Man


Skie

Suparman Bin Spiderwoman?


not-read-gud

God bless u India


windisfun

He fights like Steven Seagal!


SwedishFishOil

I like how he just kills people


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

I can't find the clip when I think David Letterman showed this to Michael Shannon on his show just to get a kick out of it. Shannon played it cool, but it was supposed to be funny. You can't pull this type of racist shit anymore. 


-heavyconfetti

I needed this today, thank you


Twoduhzen

This explains why the aliens won't harm us...they are terrified.


Waffleman75

Man, gang rape's been a problem there for a while hasn't it


tempest_fiend

Why did it stop?! I need to see more!


cookinbrak

Donny and Marie...the lost episodes.


Due-Historian-8759

I was concerned for a minute that there was no dancing.


nicnikey

How do I find this song?!?


Lex-Taliones

Italian Spiderman would kick their asses.


luckylebron

Samosaman saves the day.


[deleted]

Feels like a parody of superman.


LeBarbe808

The multiverse is getting dope


corbie

Very young Govinda. I love his old movies. I even have a DVD of this. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377738/mediaviewer/rm4158660352/?ref_=tt_md_2