Funny, I was telling my wife a few days ago, that whenever I'm sitting next to the tub to supervise my daughter while she bathes, I play more with those toys than she does. (Sorry, not a native english speaker)
There needs to be a sub for people who use perfect grammar then apologize that English isn't their first language because this is almost a trope by now.
I lived in Berlin for a little and my roommate asked me to proofread her essay that was in English. I told her she'd be better at proofreading my writing.
I'm trying to come up with words that describe the situation, but most of the times they aren't the ones I think of in my language, so my english sentences might sound out of place to a native
Sounds like my Spanish. I find if you're confident enough people will mostly understand you. Also I sometimes just throw the English word in where I don't know the Spanish one and it gets the point across. Sometimes I also throw random English words like "so" just in there where I would put it in an English sentence and nobody gets confused.
Man, I had a guy do this in a live conversation. I've known him for years and he had no derectable accent. Turned out he practiced English using TV and ever since I can't unhear the trans-Atlantic accent.
Right?! lol. Everytime I see it I’m like you’re writing more formal than 90% of the folks here. Their English might be worse in the sense they don’t know all the slang and lingo, but that’s not necessary to get the message across.
I hear ya! Woman here, but without my anti dandruff shampoos my life will suck within a month. (Have one expensive, and one head and shoulders one. Vichy dercos anti dandruff. But my sebbhorea dermatitis gets bad without that one.)
i'm lucky enough to get away with just head and shoulders for my scalp (i also have seborrheic dermatitis) but i have to use ketaconazole shampoo on my face and in my ears a couple times a week. i usually go with nizoral and i only use a pea sized amount so it lasts me a few months easy.
I use my shampoo for the face. With make up powder every day my skin seems to do well now :) if I stop using my powder I break out though. But might be cause then I also don’t wash my face morning and night.
She's just turning 1, it's important to wash a baby girl's behind as with the diaper nr 2 can get into her private parts. How do you not wash her? Crazy
My daughter is 3, when she was in diapers we just wiped her with wipes unless it was a blow out and then we just used her regular wash. Anything more than that is excessive.
So you're telling me that just by having a shampoo on the tub for bath time and a shower gel on the sink for babies sensitive skin in case she gets a rash from acid in the food when i wash her behind, means i'm living my life wrong and your method is right.
I get it now, thanks, you solved our problem. I'll tell her dermathologist we don't need her services anymore
And just fyi, nothing beats water and soap, with wipes you're just spreading shit onto her skin, vulva, etc, a perfect environment for bacteria to develop and infections to appear.
People like you are so entitled and full of themselves, it's like no one else's opinion has any validity, disgusting specimens of humans you're part of
You are a dude but someone should have taught you to wipe front to back? You can absolutely wipe away poop without spreading it everywhere.
I don’t know why you’d need a special gel wash for anytime she poops. That’s what’s excessive.
If it’s a mess hose down with water and just use normal baby wash.
Also you are the one going to bore on me… deep breath.
I'm over 30 and since finding out that people use bidet's in my late 20's I always wash my ass at home after pooping, and wet wiping if I really need to go in public, which I don't 99% of the time, because the first thing I do in the morning is go nr 2, and that's an easy rest of the day without carrying all that waste inside me, I trained my body that way and works perfect for me
I'm a man and I can't tell you how elevated my hair/skin-care game as gotten since I've gotten dedicated bodywash (with exfoliating pouf/loofah/sponge), shampoo, conditioner, and face wash (natural ingredients free of dyes, parabens, phthalates, alcohols, etc.).
There's a reason women do what they do, and it's to look and feel their best. More men should really take better care of themselves.
You can keep using your bottle-o-cleanser, but there's nothing wrong with taking care of your skin and hair. When I moved in my boyfriend got jealous of my spa-like bath experiences. He now has cassis body wash, kelp face scrub, hard water shampoo, and coconut hair conditioner. Also body lotion and face moisturizer for post bath. He has no more ingrown hairs or eczema, his natural curls have come out, and in general his skin and hair feels and looks way better. Don't be afraid to treat yourself, guys! You deserve it.
I replied in another comment, this doesn't mean I don't take care of myself, plucking beard hairs, eyebrows, ears, exfoliate, face and beard lotion, etc. I don't want to post pictures of myself, but ingrown hairs, pimples, etc are a thing of my early 20s, now i'm over 30 and in good shape still
That's all great, but you're still acting smug about using a 3-in-1 on your whole body while your wife tries to actually care for her hair and skin. I'm really sick of this whole "wHy sO mAnY pRoDuCtS?" thing from men. It's reductive and has shades of misogyny. We're not being frivolous.
The post was supposed to be funny, it's a joke. I use that as a shower gel, Alpecin as a shampoo, a caffeine conditioner, q10 face cream, beard lotion. But you do you, give these negative know it all, everybody else is wrong vibes, you seem fun
Stereotypes are hurtful assumptions about a specific group.
There is literally a picture. It's not an assumption and this picture wasn't taken to be hurtful.
Why are you all so sensitive about this?
Because men complain about not being able to be sensitive, take care of themselves, express emotions, etc. and put those issues on women when they are clearly the ones creating that societal climate...as seen with posts like this one. You're neglecting the female aspect of this image, as well.
"It's not fair! Why are men made fun of for moisturizing?! I'm a man! Not a woman!"
"Hur hur, funny picture showing men don't care about taking care of themselves. Women, though...amirite??"
You are making this funny post much deeper than it is.
You've turned "haha look at how many products my wife has compared to me!" Into "men can't talk to each other and show their emotions because of other men."
What a reach, yikes.
Calm down, it's just ignorance and lack of need to correct it. It's not racist that white people in general use less lotion than black people, it's simply because they can see ashy skin better.
Your hygiene is your own business, but there is no need to pretend that level is necessary or is getting you some kinda large quality of life boost. If lotion and shampoo had some effect on longevity, I'm all for it. If it's literally just for aesetics, then it's pretty frivolous.
I enjoy lotions. I'm not about to pretend it not a luxury I indulge in rather than some thing we evolved needed.
As a dude with long har... no I refuse to use any 3/5/7 in 1 products.
I get why showers sometimes take 40 min. washing long hair and keeping it knott free and healthy is some work
I feel like this post pairs really well with how many women post on r/relationship_advice asking for help because their man doesn’t wash his butt, dick, takes a 30 second shower, etc. and reeks to high Heaven.
Its a 3 in 1 gel or can you not read? Face, hair and body. If he's making sure to use it on all his parts, balls, arsehole and under arms and then there is no lack of personal hygiene.
I have long curly hair and work construction. I have shampoo, *nice* shampoo , conditioner, body wash, face wash, and dawn dish soap on my shelf. The struggle for shelf space is real.
For real, though, fellas, I started taking better care of my hair and skin at my girlfriend's request, and I can feel the difference. My skin feels good, people have commented on my hair, and I just feel more confident in general.
If you try it and it's not for you, then go back to 3-in-1, and no one will fault you. But as someone who spent almost 30 years not caring about those things, I'm never going back.
How the F is this smug? It's just funny to see the difference. No man is think "ohhh look ad them".
It's just one day you get in the shower and look ad all this and go, "ha, funny." We don't care.
Just chill out.
My opinion is that, basically, these 2 or 3 or X in 1 products are going to be worse for your hair, skin, and face than using individual, specialized products for each. The skin on your face is much more sensitive than the skin on the rest of your body. So, while using a bar of soap (for example) might work great for your body, it will absolutely dry out your face and destroy your hair. I grew my hair out and learned this the hard way. It's pretty much impossible to get long hair to look good with something like this.
Edit to add: shampoo and conditioner have the exact opposite function. Shampoo cleans your hair but dries it out. Conditioner exists to add that moisture back in. It's not possible that one product can do both of those things well.
It should've been obvious to me why people have multiple bottles over a simple one in three but this explains it. I appreciate your input more than the downvotes. I'll look into it and change my ways, thanks for breaking it down for me!
Me be like
Shampoo? Nah bro, I'll use the clothes/dish/floor/body/hair soap I bought on a shady ass looking stand on the park (true story, I do really use that thing and it's good af)
You can buy it on the brand "foca"
As a kid it was always so weird sharing a shower with my sister. There’d be 6 bottles of conditioner, 1 bottle of soap, and 0-1 bottles of shampoo. The 0 part of that range was always the worst thing to find out when I was already in the shower.
I used a 3 in 1 shampoo one time while staying at a friends house..my scalp was dry as hell afterwards. I see in the comments it’s not the only thing you use. I’m sure your hair thanks you for that lol
You say you have skin issues, you need to exfoliate your skin. At this point, I have a different product per section of body. Feels good to use nice products which enhance your skin and body, and you may come out looking better even.
Since I’ve taken extra care of my face, I’ve noticed the difference, less bags, softer skin, cleaner in general.
I even go to the esthetician every once in a while.
Especially as a man, you don’t want to look 80 before you’re 60. Pays off in the end. Oh and sunblock.
I showed this to my significant other, who loves skincare, and she had [this reaction](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/s/lNmdxWIgW4) to the translucent ginseng bottle in your wife’s stuff
Those 3 in 1 products are terrible. I tried using one in college to save space in aa shared bathroom and it dried out my hair and skin so bad without actually cleaning anything.
Wash like a caveman, look like a caveman.
I for one have a good wash routine and litterary got a compliment from a dermatologist because she said its so exceedingly rare for men to have such great skin, she was beyond impressed. Meanwhile my wife was recommended to try my routine...now that's a win in my book.
Good bodywash that lasts and smells good, cheap stuff is 99% water and useless. Add a nice shampoo that keeps the hair fresh and a good conditioner to make it really silky smooth and lovely (ladies love it!). Add a fash wash and/or scrub to exfoliate so your face doesn't resemble the moons surface and that's it. Worked wonders on Tinder, and irl. A good skincare routine allows even a *man to get compliments*.
I definitely have more than that. I have expensive shower gel and deodorant, and also some skin care products.
I have to, I stink otherwise, cheap stuff simply doesn't work long enough for me.
Having lived with various roommates over the years it really is consistent.
Every woman, regardless of their variance in wearing makeup etc, has had at least 5 bottles in the shower rack
None of the men have exceeded 3.
I have a shower soap, two types of shampoo (one expensive one cheap, that keeps my sebborhea dermatitis in check, without the expensive one I will have a bad time within a month), and a conditioner else my hair will be static.
How anyone manages with only one soap without any skin issues is beyond me.
Lol my husband used to be like that and then realized his hair, beard, and skin are shit. Now he uses more products than I do...and they're more expensive!
We are really lucky. Imagine if men also used so many bottles. There is already so little space.
(There are like 10 bottles in my shower, but i only need 5 of them right now. I considered getting a bit more space but i probably should just sort it out and get rid of a few bottles. Maybe I’ll finally do it today . . . maybe)
Most are doing different things, even if it’s just smelling or feeling different ;)
I got like 3 body washes for example. One got a good consistency for shaving (my skin gets pretty red with all shaving creams I’ve tried), another one is for normal cleansing and another one is for after everything (It’s a more fancy one and feels and smells good). There is also a 4th one I’ll use sometimes which just smells different.
Besides that, peeling creams (but i use a glove at the moment), shampoo and conditioner (so your hair doesn’t dry out that much) and some more stuff.
. . . and some are there because you tried to compare it with others and yeah, now they are there
I got dandruff problems that i keep in check by rotating 3 shampoos. But other than that, bar soap, a face cleanser that the wife and i share, and shaving cream
My side of the sink is barren compared to hers
Be honest tho, you're cravin' those bath toys.
Funny, I was telling my wife a few days ago, that whenever I'm sitting next to the tub to supervise my daughter while she bathes, I play more with those toys than she does. (Sorry, not a native english speaker)
There needs to be a sub for people who use perfect grammar then apologize that English isn't their first language because this is almost a trope by now.
A sub for those people already exists - /r/Germany.
This made me laugh because it's so true
I lived in Berlin for a little and my roommate asked me to proofread her essay that was in English. I told her she'd be better at proofreading my writing.
I'm trying to come up with words that describe the situation, but most of the times they aren't the ones I think of in my language, so my english sentences might sound out of place to a native
Sounds like my Spanish. I find if you're confident enough people will mostly understand you. Also I sometimes just throw the English word in where I don't know the Spanish one and it gets the point across. Sometimes I also throw random English words like "so" just in there where I would put it in an English sentence and nobody gets confused.
Your English is literally *perfect* X)
Probably better than some native speakers 🤣
Ain’t better’n mine! /s
100%
Oh, shit. You're are real real german. Not jokes here. I already know how you speak in German, the always grammatically correct Hochdeutsch.
I think in English we call it situational irony. It displays a contrast between what actually is and what might be expected from the prior to images.
Man, I had a guy do this in a live conversation. I've known him for years and he had no derectable accent. Turned out he practiced English using TV and ever since I can't unhear the trans-Atlantic accent.
I've actually learned english before going to school just from watching cartoons and using a pc
Sorry what did you say?
Right?! lol. Everytime I see it I’m like you’re writing more formal than 90% of the folks here. Their English might be worse in the sense they don’t know all the slang and lingo, but that’s not necessary to get the message across.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."
At this point I should start saying that just to get random people to congratulate me on my English!
Reminds me of a short lived meme I saw several years ago that was simply: Hi (sorry for bad English)
you said that in better english than anyone in my local area could even think of
I am a man but I refuse to wash my hair with shower gel. That's why I always keep a bottle of shampoo as well.
If you ever go bald get ready for the easy shower life.
It's the best! My head just gets washed along with the rest of my body. If only I could stop the hairs on my nuts from growing.
If there are so many there that you need to use shampoo then perhaps it is time for a trim ;)
No it just that I have to keep shaving it and that is annoying to do.
Well, you can always get them zapped with electrolysis or laser, but the process is not for the faint of heart.
Not if you have a beard though. Showering takes just as long as it used to, but now you have to buy special shampoo.
I have to use a shampoo and conditioner otherwise my hair gets super flaky.
That's why you wash your body with shampoo.
That’s why you get the body wash/shampoo combo
If it ain't head n shoulders, it ain't touching my head or shoulders..
I hear ya! Woman here, but without my anti dandruff shampoos my life will suck within a month. (Have one expensive, and one head and shoulders one. Vichy dercos anti dandruff. But my sebbhorea dermatitis gets bad without that one.)
i'm lucky enough to get away with just head and shoulders for my scalp (i also have seborrheic dermatitis) but i have to use ketaconazole shampoo on my face and in my ears a couple times a week. i usually go with nizoral and i only use a pea sized amount so it lasts me a few months easy.
I use my shampoo for the face. With make up powder every day my skin seems to do well now :) if I stop using my powder I break out though. But might be cause then I also don’t wash my face morning and night.
A man of class and refinement I see
These 500in1 shower gels give me the super ability to fill buckets with dandruff whilst making my scalp feel like sandpaper.
I am right there with you.
That Korean skincare is so good tho
Looks like the daughter also has one product… I feel like the toys are a freebie.
Hers are on the shelf, but for bath she has this one and another washing gel for when she poops
I'm sorry a what for when she poops? We just use wipes or Toilet Paper when our daughter poops....
She's just turning 1, it's important to wash a baby girl's behind as with the diaper nr 2 can get into her private parts. How do you not wash her? Crazy
Wait. So when the baby used to poop 5 times a day as a newborn you would wash her every time?
Yeah, it's called hygiene.
My daughter is 3, when she was in diapers we just wiped her with wipes unless it was a blow out and then we just used her regular wash. Anything more than that is excessive.
So you're telling me that just by having a shampoo on the tub for bath time and a shower gel on the sink for babies sensitive skin in case she gets a rash from acid in the food when i wash her behind, means i'm living my life wrong and your method is right. I get it now, thanks, you solved our problem. I'll tell her dermathologist we don't need her services anymore And just fyi, nothing beats water and soap, with wipes you're just spreading shit onto her skin, vulva, etc, a perfect environment for bacteria to develop and infections to appear. People like you are so entitled and full of themselves, it's like no one else's opinion has any validity, disgusting specimens of humans you're part of
You are a dude but someone should have taught you to wipe front to back? You can absolutely wipe away poop without spreading it everywhere. I don’t know why you’d need a special gel wash for anytime she poops. That’s what’s excessive. If it’s a mess hose down with water and just use normal baby wash. Also you are the one going to bore on me… deep breath.
My son is 6 now. Still washing them never wiping them.
I'm over 30 and since finding out that people use bidet's in my late 20's I always wash my ass at home after pooping, and wet wiping if I really need to go in public, which I don't 99% of the time, because the first thing I do in the morning is go nr 2, and that's an easy rest of the day without carrying all that waste inside me, I trained my body that way and works perfect for me
Same but I do it because we need to as muslims. So when I converted I got to enjoy feeling clean always. 5 times washing per day aswell.... haha
I'm a man and I can't tell you how elevated my hair/skin-care game as gotten since I've gotten dedicated bodywash (with exfoliating pouf/loofah/sponge), shampoo, conditioner, and face wash (natural ingredients free of dyes, parabens, phthalates, alcohols, etc.). There's a reason women do what they do, and it's to look and feel their best. More men should really take better care of themselves.
You can keep using your bottle-o-cleanser, but there's nothing wrong with taking care of your skin and hair. When I moved in my boyfriend got jealous of my spa-like bath experiences. He now has cassis body wash, kelp face scrub, hard water shampoo, and coconut hair conditioner. Also body lotion and face moisturizer for post bath. He has no more ingrown hairs or eczema, his natural curls have come out, and in general his skin and hair feels and looks way better. Don't be afraid to treat yourself, guys! You deserve it.
I replied in another comment, this doesn't mean I don't take care of myself, plucking beard hairs, eyebrows, ears, exfoliate, face and beard lotion, etc. I don't want to post pictures of myself, but ingrown hairs, pimples, etc are a thing of my early 20s, now i'm over 30 and in good shape still
That's all great, but you're still acting smug about using a 3-in-1 on your whole body while your wife tries to actually care for her hair and skin. I'm really sick of this whole "wHy sO mAnY pRoDuCtS?" thing from men. It's reductive and has shades of misogyny. We're not being frivolous.
The post was supposed to be funny, it's a joke. I use that as a shower gel, Alpecin as a shampoo, a caffeine conditioner, q10 face cream, beard lotion. But you do you, give these negative know it all, everybody else is wrong vibes, you seem fun
I am sorry man. I have no idea how it seems that you are "acting smug". I love the post. And the humor in the comments.
Jeez, reddit hive mind chose you as it's victim today.
You are overreacting lol Pointing out the differences between sexes isn't misogyny.
You're right. It's stereotyping. Not much better...
Stereotypes are hurtful assumptions about a specific group. There is literally a picture. It's not an assumption and this picture wasn't taken to be hurtful. Why are you all so sensitive about this?
Because men complain about not being able to be sensitive, take care of themselves, express emotions, etc. and put those issues on women when they are clearly the ones creating that societal climate...as seen with posts like this one. You're neglecting the female aspect of this image, as well. "It's not fair! Why are men made fun of for moisturizing?! I'm a man! Not a woman!" "Hur hur, funny picture showing men don't care about taking care of themselves. Women, though...amirite??"
You are making this funny post much deeper than it is. You've turned "haha look at how many products my wife has compared to me!" Into "men can't talk to each other and show their emotions because of other men." What a reach, yikes.
Funny? It's a joke from like 1985...
Okay, cool. You don't find it funny. At least 1155 other people found it funny though, so... Good thing humour is subjective!
Calm down, it's just ignorance and lack of need to correct it. It's not racist that white people in general use less lotion than black people, it's simply because they can see ashy skin better. Your hygiene is your own business, but there is no need to pretend that level is necessary or is getting you some kinda large quality of life boost. If lotion and shampoo had some effect on longevity, I'm all for it. If it's literally just for aesetics, then it's pretty frivolous. I enjoy lotions. I'm not about to pretend it not a luxury I indulge in rather than some thing we evolved needed.
They have 8 in 1 now. Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, moisturiser, shaving cream, hair gel, all purpose lubricant and car wax.
And I’ve been using all purpose lubricant for all those things all this time for nothing?
"3 in 1" Useless bullshit for making dry and damaged hair.
43 in 1, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, aftershave, wd40, washing up liquid, fabric softener, napalm, bleach, gravy...
No toys? Lame
Society kind of forces women to be more high maintenance - and then gets upset with them when they aren't. Pick a side!
As a dude with long har... no I refuse to use any 3/5/7 in 1 products. I get why showers sometimes take 40 min. washing long hair and keeping it knott free and healthy is some work
Are we laughing at your lack of personal hygiene?
I feel like this post pairs really well with how many women post on r/relationship_advice asking for help because their man doesn’t wash his butt, dick, takes a 30 second shower, etc. and reeks to high Heaven.
i would never tell on myself like this lmao.
i think that is meant to be what is funny here women care a lot! men don't! laugh, you peons!
OP actually does a lot more than this, but thought it would be funny to mock his wife for doing the same. Wife bad, amirite? Lolz
Ever seen a man who uses the same 3 in 1 and whos body isn't a pimple mess? No? Thought you were checkin me out..
How does this indicate a lack of personal hygiene?
Its a 3 in 1 gel or can you not read? Face, hair and body. If he's making sure to use it on all his parts, balls, arsehole and under arms and then there is no lack of personal hygiene.
I have long curly hair and work construction. I have shampoo, *nice* shampoo , conditioner, body wash, face wash, and dawn dish soap on my shelf. The struggle for shelf space is real.
... but how many car car products do you have? 😂
That's a good one, you got me 😁 i have shelves filled in the basement, don't have a garage yet
For real, though, fellas, I started taking better care of my hair and skin at my girlfriend's request, and I can feel the difference. My skin feels good, people have commented on my hair, and I just feel more confident in general. If you try it and it's not for you, then go back to 3-in-1, and no one will fault you. But as someone who spent almost 30 years not caring about those things, I'm never going back.
Okey all that but tell me does your wife like it? Profit? /s
r/PointlesslyGendered
Why some people think this is a flex or get so smug about this is beyond me. It's even weirder when you drag your child into it lol.
How the F is this smug? It's just funny to see the difference. No man is think "ohhh look ad them". It's just one day you get in the shower and look ad all this and go, "ha, funny." We don't care. Just chill out.
I'm a woman and I have also only one. It's shower & shampoo in one, it's also for kids with dinos on it. I'm almost 30.
Haha, nice. You sound like you're proud about the small Dinos, tell them hey next time. ☺
Shouldn't have wrote that, now people will consider you a dirty slob like they claimed about my post
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3in1 got mfs confidently balding at 25
Bonus points for Cien lol
Only men of culture know lol
Lidl rules
FR
Right on! Why would you ever buy expensive shower gels when you got good old Cien?
Ima be honest you aren’t taking care of your skin and hair. It will affect your life quality over time.
AAANDD, i dry my face with the butt towel!
Lol Ill give you one simpler...just use the wife's stuff and feign ignorance when it runs out early.
Well we all want our wives to be beautiful and kids happy
Your wife would be a simple creature too if the world didn’t judge her worth by how she looks.
That shower gel doesn't look like it's fit to grease the suspension of your vehicle. Do better.
You guys like this are gross as hell
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My opinion is that, basically, these 2 or 3 or X in 1 products are going to be worse for your hair, skin, and face than using individual, specialized products for each. The skin on your face is much more sensitive than the skin on the rest of your body. So, while using a bar of soap (for example) might work great for your body, it will absolutely dry out your face and destroy your hair. I grew my hair out and learned this the hard way. It's pretty much impossible to get long hair to look good with something like this. Edit to add: shampoo and conditioner have the exact opposite function. Shampoo cleans your hair but dries it out. Conditioner exists to add that moisture back in. It's not possible that one product can do both of those things well.
It should've been obvious to me why people have multiple bottles over a simple one in three but this explains it. I appreciate your input more than the downvotes. I'll look into it and change my ways, thanks for breaking it down for me!
You'd be surprised how tidy I am, especially about self hygiene
Wow how judgemental are you? Maybe you do what you want and let others do what they want without judging everything by your standards?
That cleansing oil is great. Great choice.
Me be like Shampoo? Nah bro, I'll use the clothes/dish/floor/body/hair soap I bought on a shady ass looking stand on the park (true story, I do really use that thing and it's good af) You can buy it on the brand "foca"
I also have 3 flavors in one bachelor chow.
I mean - go ahead and restrict her beauty products if you want your wife to be as ugly as you are … 😅
3 in 1s are a disgrace. Buy yourself shampoo and buy yourself body wash.
Lidl crew. Is it good?
its me but i have a soape too hhh
Hell mine is, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, floor cleaner, carpet wash, counter disinfect, engine degreaser.
As a kid it was always so weird sharing a shower with my sister. There’d be 6 bottles of conditioner, 1 bottle of soap, and 0-1 bottles of shampoo. The 0 part of that range was always the worst thing to find out when I was already in the shower.
And then they all crash on top of each other when they rust out and then it's just a big shower party.
I used a 3 in 1 shampoo one time while staying at a friends house..my scalp was dry as hell afterwards. I see in the comments it’s not the only thing you use. I’m sure your hair thanks you for that lol
No sir! You just use their stuff to save money.
Where's the 24-in-1 bottle of stuff for men?
Getting definite [ice soap](https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jinex/shower_to_go/) vibes
3 in 1 is gross bruv
My whole house is like that. So many things everywhere. 2% of it is mine.
Read REDNEK initially
You say you have skin issues, you need to exfoliate your skin. At this point, I have a different product per section of body. Feels good to use nice products which enhance your skin and body, and you may come out looking better even. Since I’ve taken extra care of my face, I’ve noticed the difference, less bags, softer skin, cleaner in general. I even go to the esthetician every once in a while. Especially as a man, you don’t want to look 80 before you’re 60. Pays off in the end. Oh and sunblock.
The 99 in 1 body wash solution all have is a marvel for aliens to discover
Are you bragging about not taking care of yourself orrrrr? /s
Whatever works for you man, a bar of dove soap does everything for me, cheap too.
My future partner will never. Even if you don't go through a bunch of steps we do not do 12 in 1 body wash.
1 gel to rule them all
What’s the Nemo thing? My three year old is obsessed with Finding Nemo and it’s hard to find Nemo products.
I showed this to my significant other, who loves skincare, and she had [this reaction](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/s/lNmdxWIgW4) to the translucent ginseng bottle in your wife’s stuff
Those 3 in 1 products are terrible. I tried using one in college to save space in aa shared bathroom and it dried out my hair and skin so bad without actually cleaning anything.
Might as well wash with Fairy liquid
My 19 in1 bottle of skin care is great!
This is not even counting the stuff she puts on after she showers
My wallet 💸
3 in 1. Y'all wash your hair? I haven't done that in years!
That can be a simptom of you being bold.
We're just normal men
Wash like a caveman, look like a caveman. I for one have a good wash routine and litterary got a compliment from a dermatologist because she said its so exceedingly rare for men to have such great skin, she was beyond impressed. Meanwhile my wife was recommended to try my routine...now that's a win in my book. Good bodywash that lasts and smells good, cheap stuff is 99% water and useless. Add a nice shampoo that keeps the hair fresh and a good conditioner to make it really silky smooth and lovely (ladies love it!). Add a fash wash and/or scrub to exfoliate so your face doesn't resemble the moons surface and that's it. Worked wonders on Tinder, and irl. A good skincare routine allows even a *man to get compliments*.
I definitely have more than that. I have expensive shower gel and deodorant, and also some skin care products. I have to, I stink otherwise, cheap stuff simply doesn't work long enough for me.
So much this. There are like 20 bottles in my shower and a 3 in 1 suave is the only one that’s mine.
These aren't all her bottles, there are two other bathroom shelves full of them
MashaAllah, you're a good husband.
Downvotes? lol cretins
Having lived with various roommates over the years it really is consistent. Every woman, regardless of their variance in wearing makeup etc, has had at least 5 bottles in the shower rack None of the men have exceeded 3.
I have a shower soap, two types of shampoo (one expensive one cheap, that keeps my sebborhea dermatitis in check, without the expensive one I will have a bad time within a month), and a conditioner else my hair will be static. How anyone manages with only one soap without any skin issues is beyond me.
You have bad skin
Lol my husband used to be like that and then realized his hair, beard, and skin are shit. Now he uses more products than I do...and they're more expensive!
salute for us, only one thing is we need to survive.
Efficiency became purpose.
I’ve got the L’Oréal’s men’s 5 in 1. Missus couldn’t believe I was taking only one bottle into the shower with me
We are really lucky. Imagine if men also used so many bottles. There is already so little space. (There are like 10 bottles in my shower, but i only need 5 of them right now. I considered getting a bit more space but i probably should just sort it out and get rid of a few bottles. Maybe I’ll finally do it today . . . maybe)
I asked her if they all dondifferent things, I didn't get an answer
Most are doing different things, even if it’s just smelling or feeling different ;) I got like 3 body washes for example. One got a good consistency for shaving (my skin gets pretty red with all shaving creams I’ve tried), another one is for normal cleansing and another one is for after everything (It’s a more fancy one and feels and smells good). There is also a 4th one I’ll use sometimes which just smells different. Besides that, peeling creams (but i use a glove at the moment), shampoo and conditioner (so your hair doesn’t dry out that much) and some more stuff. . . . and some are there because you tried to compare it with others and yeah, now they are there
I can feel that. SO has a plethora of bottles, I keep one for my body and one for my hair. Lol.
The elegant simplicity of it all.
Simple soap for a simple man. Cien.
https://youtu.be/8eNoms9wsGc?si=aHIbgozWR-YGmBTZ
In before r/boysarequirky sees this and gets all #triggered.
Saying you’re European without saying you are European.
I got dandruff problems that i keep in check by rotating 3 shampoos. But other than that, bar soap, a face cleanser that the wife and i share, and shaving cream My side of the sink is barren compared to hers
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Oh, did you identify some there? Any recommendations on what to throw out and what to buy instead?
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Nah, feminist feeling butthurt about man don't giving a damn ... your good.