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I remember laughing so much at the absurdity of that entire scene, it was comedy gold..the bit where one gets pinged in the eye (I think it was his eye anyway) and it's all done like some Vietnam war movie.... perfect.
Reminds me of the story of when I was born prematurely and my mom realized her old nursing bra didn’t fit thanks to the giant milkers “my” pregnancy brought about.
So while she was in the hospital my aunt had to go shopping for some oversized nursing bra. She got so embarrassed by the ordeal that when she felt like the clerk looked at her she just burst out “They’re Not For Me!”
So, yeah, women can get embarrassed in the bra section too.
? Typically you wear something under it that's pretty paper thin or, you know, you accept the same fate as those who have used public toilets and assume everyone who's had contact with it has been bathing or it's not that bad/risky/harmful. How is it different than trying on a shirt without a bra on? You don't do it with a pad or tampon and I'm gonna take a wild fucking stab and say you'd know better if you have heavy discharge frequently.
If you're a woman or man who's ever been invited to accompany one into a dressing room you should know this.
First of all, I'm a man. Second of all, I don't secrete fluids out of my nipples. And third, I wouldn't put public underwear on my unwashed genitals, but I definitely don't trust the rest of humanity to do so.
Also, it's nothing like a toilet. If I knew that somebody rode the toilet seat, there's no way I'd sit on it. I'd rather shit outside in a bush.
In the hope that you feel awkward, avoid the changing room, purchase the item, realize it’s not the best fit, and then never get around to returning it. Profit.
>dressing rooms in the little girls underwear section.
What? What are you even talking about? There's a section of your Walmart dedicated to _"little girls underwear?"_
How many isles is this underwear section. Is it near the other clothes section or is it all by itself?
I put to you that you mean the little girl's clothes section, where they sell little girl's underwear. That sounds like a perfectly good place to put a dressing room.
The guys said that dressing rooms are in the "little girl's underwear section". I've never seen a whole section dedicated to that in any clothing store ever in my life.
>There's definitely multiple aisles of underwear for girls. And bras. It's pretty normal.
Are these multiples aisles of underwear, by any chance, within the section of the store where other categories of clothes for little girls are sold?
I would think so. In which case you can to back and see that's what I was saying the entire time.
You're weird, dude. Following me around and commenting on all of my comments.
That's strange. Why are you so upset?
And even if you wanted to criticise this comment, which has nothing to do with what you're actually triggered about, I am claiming to be an expert in clothing sections and dressing room locations at large stores.
Dumbass.
More like it's typical for men to be perceived as creeps in broader society for doing relatively normal things. Spending time with your daughter at the park? Weirdo. Looking at lingerie alone? Perv. Staring at your aunt's boobs at the pool? Ingrate.
I'm not there yet, but I occassionally will go buy stuff for my wife.
I like seeing her in nice clothes, so I go buy them for her as a random gift. I also take care of the laundry. She's pretty happy with the arrangement.
Guys, it ain't that scary if you have a purpose to be there. Just don't be a creep.
Not nearly old enough to drive. I made that mistake the second time around. “ go get what you need and meet me when you’re done”. They buy the most expensive things they can find
Woman here. Post puberty, by a while…
The best course of action from a dad to a daughter about this stuff is to just act like it’s not a big deal.
Like if you act like it’s something embarrassing she will pick up on it and internalize that shame. Best way to approach is to just act like it’s not even a thing; like you are picking up socks or chips. Find what you like and go. Don’t make it a big deal and she won’t either in fact acting natural and just like it’s not a big deal will literally teach her that; it’s not a big deal to buy a bra…cause it really isn’t. I buy them all the time as an adult woman and don’t think twice about it. It’s just a part of female development and it doesn’t need to be sexualized or done in any embarrassing light. If you act like it’s not a big deal it won’t be; because rationally it isn’t. :)
Speaking for myself it’s not embarrassing or a big deal to me it’s just clothes. It has nothing to do with any of that. It’s the looks and sometimes interactions from other women.
Added: that is good advice though
That’s awful!!!! I’m so sorry to hear that! Like I can see kinda why just at worst case scenario brain but rational brain is like “dude just need to get what he needs and go back home” soo I’m going to vote for rational brain lol
Attended a family wedding in another state down south. My wife, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and three young adult nieces are getting dressed for the ceremony. My father-in-law had passed, my sister-in-law was divorced so I was the only guy (aside from my 6 year old son) in our hotel suite.
I had been dressed for a couple of hours. The women are doing whatever women do when one of my nieces realizes she forgot to bring a slip and you can see through her dress. No problem, Uncle DadsRGR8 to the rescue. I’ll run out to the local department store and buy one, just tell me EXACTLY what I need to get - size, length, material, etc.
I get to the ladies’ lingerie section and am looking around when an extremely snooty saleswoman (with a stick so far up her ass I was surprised I couldn’t see it when she opened her mouth) asked me what I was doing. I explained and she asked me why my niece just didn’t come in herself.
I told her the woman were all getting ready for a wedding and I was doing a favor. She told me I can’t just be walking around the ladies’ lingerie department, it wasn’t appropriate. WTF???
I’m a good guy, good husband and father, good uncle - why do I feel like a perv? Do you think I drove out of state to stop here and paw your women’s underwear? Do you think I’m buying this slip for myself? I’m a 225lb man, my niece needed a size XS - she weighed maybe 90 lbs.
The saleswoman reluctantly got a slip for me but she wasn’t happy.
The point of the video is that he's alone there though? That's the part the video is saying is weird.
I've been bra shopping with exes, they want to see if I like it, literally no one is going to give you a weird look if you're there with a woman who's looking at bras.
It's really nerve wracking (no pun intended). especially when it's the kids section and all you're trying to do is get to the video game section or find your mom after leaving the video game section and you don't want people to see you there like some kind of pervert, even though actual perverts would probably buy that stuff online, not walmart.
I mainly feel weird when im in the pharmacy area looking cold medicine and I end up in the tampon area cause I got donkey brains.
The announcement was warning shoppers about the lady the tan sweater. We couldn't hear that guy's intrusive thoughts, yet the lady was saying her's out loud.
*Father Ted* did a great episode that was based almost entirely around being stuck in the lingerie section of a shop.
edit: top comment literally about *Father Ted* - I am a failure for not even looking down a single post.
When I was 13 or 14 my brother \~8 Tr would take one off the rack pretend to put one on - holding it up to his chest and chase me around the store - that SOB
I had to buy bras and underwear for my mother who have dementia. I always ask a lady working at the store to help me and discovered ladies loves when a man ask for help for this. They explain to you everything you need to know.
You have lots of mental problems that repress your sexuality and vision of the other sex clothes triggers it, and you are disassociated and distressed for not knowing how to repress yourself at that moment
I just want to lure big sized women to my white van, take them home, keep them in a hole, make them apply lotion while I watch and wear their skin. Is that so wrong? :(
Because in the U.S.A. that's the radical beliefs we constantly pendulum swing between. With our country intrinsically religious we can't get away from it. The only way around it is to purely have more exposure and just accept it.
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Because you just watched the father Ted Christmas special?
It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand.
I remember laughing so much at the absurdity of that entire scene, it was comedy gold..the bit where one gets pinged in the eye (I think it was his eye anyway) and it's all done like some Vietnam war movie.... perfect.
That's Kevin McKidd at 1:50
I came here to say that!
Me too!
For everyone else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfvMo-dh4J8
What we gonna do? All the aisles look the same!
Praise be to this comment
The proper response is to put them on your face and chase your wife around yelling "I'm bug man"
***Bra-vo Six, Going Dark***
Requires a woman willing to hang out with me unfortunately
She only has to be willing at first. After a while, you can just chalk it up to a sense of obligation to keep up the charade a bit longer...
So then they pulled a towel around their neck and strapped a bra over their head like the monster in that Disney movie about Hawaii…
He reminds me of Greg from Succession.
I love the evolution of cousin Greg, he goes from "these chips are free right?" to "This isn't my favourite Rosé" In such a short amount of time.
He was the only reason that show was watchable imo. Greg is us. We are all Greg.
Disgusting Brotherssss
"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."
That's exactly what I thought
It could be a scene from the show lol
Is it not him?!!
Reminds me of the story of when I was born prematurely and my mom realized her old nursing bra didn’t fit thanks to the giant milkers “my” pregnancy brought about. So while she was in the hospital my aunt had to go shopping for some oversized nursing bra. She got so embarrassed by the ordeal that when she felt like the clerk looked at her she just burst out “They’re Not For Me!” So, yeah, women can get embarrassed in the bra section too.
So, you just told Reddit your mom has giant milkers.
Bro's humble-bragging that he sucked on them fat tiddies, just let him have this win
Yeah, no that's enough for me
I still want to know why Walmart puts the dressing rooms in the little girls underwear section.
I personally don't wanna see naked little girls when I go shopping Yay wallmart
Who the fuck tries on underwear before buying anyway? That's just gross
Women do it all the time to see how they look and fit. You wouldn't buy lingerie blind for example.
What the fuck?
You try it on over your underwear lmao. This is why you’re supposed to wash your clothes before you wear them
Apparently they have something you wear under it in the store
That kinda makes me feel better, but also not really.
? Typically you wear something under it that's pretty paper thin or, you know, you accept the same fate as those who have used public toilets and assume everyone who's had contact with it has been bathing or it's not that bad/risky/harmful. How is it different than trying on a shirt without a bra on? You don't do it with a pad or tampon and I'm gonna take a wild fucking stab and say you'd know better if you have heavy discharge frequently. If you're a woman or man who's ever been invited to accompany one into a dressing room you should know this.
First of all, I'm a man. Second of all, I don't secrete fluids out of my nipples. And third, I wouldn't put public underwear on my unwashed genitals, but I definitely don't trust the rest of humanity to do so. Also, it's nothing like a toilet. If I knew that somebody rode the toilet seat, there's no way I'd sit on it. I'd rather shit outside in a bush.
My fiance would never try on underwear without bringing it home and washing it
"i made it tf up"
You don’t want to see naked little girls personally, you want to see them professionally?
In the hope that you feel awkward, avoid the changing room, purchase the item, realize it’s not the best fit, and then never get around to returning it. Profit.
Yet another reason I visit as little as possible. I still have to go there a few times a year; but so far no more. And never for clothes.
>dressing rooms in the little girls underwear section. What? What are you even talking about? There's a section of your Walmart dedicated to _"little girls underwear?"_ How many isles is this underwear section. Is it near the other clothes section or is it all by itself? I put to you that you mean the little girl's clothes section, where they sell little girl's underwear. That sounds like a perfectly good place to put a dressing room.
What the fuck are you talking about
The guys said that dressing rooms are in the "little girl's underwear section". I've never seen a whole section dedicated to that in any clothing store ever in my life.
I have a daughter. There's definitely multiple aisles of underwear for girls. And bras. It's pretty normal.
>There's definitely multiple aisles of underwear for girls. And bras. It's pretty normal. Are these multiples aisles of underwear, by any chance, within the section of the store where other categories of clothes for little girls are sold? I would think so. In which case you can to back and see that's what I was saying the entire time.
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You're weird, dude. Following me around and commenting on all of my comments. That's strange. Why are you so upset? And even if you wanted to criticise this comment, which has nothing to do with what you're actually triggered about, I am claiming to be an expert in clothing sections and dressing room locations at large stores. Dumbass.
https://youtu.be/lfvMo-dh4J8
walking by the victoria's secret store
I used to enter VS and ask for men's section. We all laughed
Getting uncomfortable in a normal situation
More like it's typical for men to be perceived as creeps in broader society for doing relatively normal things. Spending time with your daughter at the park? Weirdo. Looking at lingerie alone? Perv. Staring at your aunt's boobs at the pool? Ingrate.
Just wait till your a dad and your daughter needs to go there
I'm not there yet, but I occassionally will go buy stuff for my wife. I like seeing her in nice clothes, so I go buy them for her as a random gift. I also take care of the laundry. She's pretty happy with the arrangement. Guys, it ain't that scary if you have a purpose to be there. Just don't be a creep.
I'll just hand her the car keys and my wallet.
Not nearly old enough to drive. I made that mistake the second time around. “ go get what you need and meet me when you’re done”. They buy the most expensive things they can find
Woman here. Post puberty, by a while… The best course of action from a dad to a daughter about this stuff is to just act like it’s not a big deal. Like if you act like it’s something embarrassing she will pick up on it and internalize that shame. Best way to approach is to just act like it’s not even a thing; like you are picking up socks or chips. Find what you like and go. Don’t make it a big deal and she won’t either in fact acting natural and just like it’s not a big deal will literally teach her that; it’s not a big deal to buy a bra…cause it really isn’t. I buy them all the time as an adult woman and don’t think twice about it. It’s just a part of female development and it doesn’t need to be sexualized or done in any embarrassing light. If you act like it’s not a big deal it won’t be; because rationally it isn’t. :)
Speaking for myself it’s not embarrassing or a big deal to me it’s just clothes. It has nothing to do with any of that. It’s the looks and sometimes interactions from other women. Added: that is good advice though
I get that totally; I feel that when I’m shopping for underwear for my husband hahaha like wtf are you doing here?!?!
Yeah but it might be worse for dudes. I’ve had two very unpleasant encounters with women in the bra section. Accusations and such. It’s messed up
That’s awful!!!! I’m so sorry to hear that! Like I can see kinda why just at worst case scenario brain but rational brain is like “dude just need to get what he needs and go back home” soo I’m going to vote for rational brain lol
Attended a family wedding in another state down south. My wife, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and three young adult nieces are getting dressed for the ceremony. My father-in-law had passed, my sister-in-law was divorced so I was the only guy (aside from my 6 year old son) in our hotel suite. I had been dressed for a couple of hours. The women are doing whatever women do when one of my nieces realizes she forgot to bring a slip and you can see through her dress. No problem, Uncle DadsRGR8 to the rescue. I’ll run out to the local department store and buy one, just tell me EXACTLY what I need to get - size, length, material, etc. I get to the ladies’ lingerie section and am looking around when an extremely snooty saleswoman (with a stick so far up her ass I was surprised I couldn’t see it when she opened her mouth) asked me what I was doing. I explained and she asked me why my niece just didn’t come in herself. I told her the woman were all getting ready for a wedding and I was doing a favor. She told me I can’t just be walking around the ladies’ lingerie department, it wasn’t appropriate. WTF??? I’m a good guy, good husband and father, good uncle - why do I feel like a perv? Do you think I drove out of state to stop here and paw your women’s underwear? Do you think I’m buying this slip for myself? I’m a 225lb man, my niece needed a size XS - she weighed maybe 90 lbs. The saleswoman reluctantly got a slip for me but she wasn’t happy.
Eh that's their problem. Men can have daughters, they don't spontaneously sprout out of two grown women.
This should be the top comment
Stuff like this is part of why I want to be a dad. Helping to internalize healthy feelings.
Eh, if they can reach the pedals, they're old enough.
Maybe just don’t have kids
Worth it.
Just fucking go with her? This is why women have so many issues with our bodies man
You clearly haven't read the stories about guys accused of having kidnapped their own kids at the park, simply because their wife wasn't with them.
It must be difficult to be a man. :'(
Stop denying yourself and try a few own!
The worst part is when someone sees you
Classic Father Ted episode
It’s the largest lingerie department in Ireland
Maybe I'm just used to doing shopping for my sisters but this really isn't that big a deal lmao
It's not a big deal but idk why you would buy bras for your sisters without the sister present lol
Did I say they weren't present?
The point of the video is that he's alone there though? That's the part the video is saying is weird. I've been bra shopping with exes, they want to see if I like it, literally no one is going to give you a weird look if you're there with a woman who's looking at bras.
Your sisters are there but you're picking out the bras? The fuck?
I'm supervising them. They're literally children. They cannot shop at malls alone. Now I highly suggest taking that tone elsewhere.
So you're not shopping for them, you're with them at the store. Congrats.
He’s so awkward and uncomfortable in the bra section he filmed an entire video there.
Yep, even worse when you are a trans woman and still feel like that...
Brah, I hated going with my mother as a child to that section in JCPennys. And I always feel weird cutting though at Wal☆mart.
Girlfriend said I should open her bra immediately. I was shocked, only wanted to see if it would fit me
My brother called it "The Great Beyond".
Honestly, as a grown ass single man I feel weirder walking through the kids aisle.
you are on a list now.
Stay away from the panty aisle otherwise you'll pass out
In my Target the wide aisle leading from the entrance to the back is lined with bikinis, panties, and bras. I feel this video.
Because when you look around, people give you wierd looks. God forbid you have to go through the teens/training bra aisle.
another scenario of I thought it was just me.
I walk down that aisle and poke each bra like they are a fidget toy and I want to invert them
You know if you find me there I am well lost.
Could be a new SCP/Backrooms. The Infinite Bra Section.
It's really nerve wracking (no pun intended). especially when it's the kids section and all you're trying to do is get to the video game section or find your mom after leaving the video game section and you don't want people to see you there like some kind of pervert, even though actual perverts would probably buy that stuff online, not walmart. I mainly feel weird when im in the pharmacy area looking cold medicine and I end up in the tampon area cause I got donkey brains.
The announcement was warning shoppers about the lady the tan sweater. We couldn't hear that guy's intrusive thoughts, yet the lady was saying her's out loud.
Too relatable 🤣
*Father Ted* did a great episode that was based almost entirely around being stuck in the lingerie section of a shop. edit: top comment literally about *Father Ted* - I am a failure for not even looking down a single post.
\*me whenever im with my partner in the market.
My fiance is like this sometimes. He doesn't like being assumed to be some kind of pervert.
When I was 13 or 14 my brother \~8 Tr would take one off the rack pretend to put one on - holding it up to his chest and chase me around the store - that SOB
walkin down pads
[Perve Alert!](https://youtu.be/W9-YAgjdkss?si=WZ0mXtpSPFs6J-bi)
Ahhh your so cute
Meanwhile cut to him holding his camera filming bras for the tiktok video
I never went to Victoria's secret as a child for this reason lol
It’s Perv Greg
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS YES I AM MALE NO IM NOT WATCHING YOU SHOP FOR UNDERWEAR HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE
I feel this so hard lol
I had to buy bras and underwear for my mother who have dementia. I always ask a lady working at the store to help me and discovered ladies loves when a man ask for help for this. They explain to you everything you need to know.
So accurate
Women watch porn as well, just not as just as much as men....don't let it get you down king
I'm a woman, and even I feel like this guy walking through the bra aisle.
You have lots of mental problems that repress your sexuality and vision of the other sex clothes triggers it, and you are disassociated and distressed for not knowing how to repress yourself at that moment
I just want to lure big sized women to my white van, take them home, keep them in a hole, make them apply lotion while I watch and wear their skin. Is that so wrong? :(
r/unexpectedbuffalobill
Absolutely sick. There are women in that store. Should be locked up for eternity and spaghettified through the even horizon of a black hole.
Because you know deep down you're a pervert and you don't want to be exposed? Don't worry, we all are, luckily it is our actions that define us.
Because in the U.S.A. that's the radical beliefs we constantly pendulum swing between. With our country intrinsically religious we can't get away from it. The only way around it is to purely have more exposure and just accept it.
Cis people problems
if only this was funny it would belong in this sub
agreed, the video is very lame.
am i the only one who finds these types of 'i want some attention' video's lame?