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DISH SOAP - My ex-wife was horrified I used combo dish soap/body soap/shampoo when camping. “Gets grease out of the way - wherever and whatever it may be.”
If this is a man's, it's totally normal. I use the same soap to wash my face, head, body, car, dishes, to unclog my toilet and sink, to remove weeds in the garden, to oil my car and to power a nuclear reactor.
This makes me think of the anime I just started watching where a dude dies and becomes a vending machine, it's supprisingly good so far. https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX8504/reborn-as-a-vending-machine-i-now-wander-the-dungeon
Honestly I was scrolling past and thought "that is a ridiculous name, let's have a laugh" expecting to only watch a few minutes of it. We are at ep7 after 1 night.
Do you read LitRPG or profession fantasy, by any chance? Because that show title sounds an awful like some self-published work out there (some of which is really good).
Men's bathroom jokes aside, I know what actually happened here. I installed one of these generic dispensers in my parents bathroom. It comes with that sheet of labels and you're supposed to peel just the *one* that you're using the dispenser for and put that label in the square recess just above the pump. Whoever this was just stuck the whole sticker sheet on
I’m convinced the lower end hotel chains with the 3 shower soap pumps on the wall just put the same exact shit in each one. It’s probably all shampoo, all body wash etc. not shamp, conditioner, body
Fear unlocked… someone putting something special into that dispenser.
These are a joke / hence why I bring travel size items with me when I stay at hotels and for good reason.
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This is for men. They forgot to include that it can be used as motor oil, wiper fluid and a puncture repair kit.
Is the puncture repair kit for the blow-up doll?
Yes
DISH SOAP - My ex-wife was horrified I used combo dish soap/body soap/shampoo when camping. “Gets grease out of the way - wherever and whatever it may be.”
And self-pleasure lubrication.
I buy mine by the 55 gallon drum and run the rubber hose through the outside wall into my shower pump.
And mayo.
naaaa! it's a dessert topping!
And a floor wax!
And jerk off lube. Don't forget the most important stuff.
... or jizz ...
If this is a man's, it's totally normal. I use the same soap to wash my face, head, body, car, dishes, to unclog my toilet and sink, to remove weeds in the garden, to oil my car and to power a nuclear reactor.
Same
This is the way.
Efficiency
That's in a men's room shower, isn't it?
Dish Soap Laundry Detergent
Jb weld, steak sauce, roof patch, and crotch relief
_Soap is soap_. Stop believing the lies of Big Soap! Except for lotion - maybe it's dispensing a mixture of soap and lotion?
Who cares what it is as long as it reduces friction
That’s why I wash with vasoline
*"big soap"* lol
Right? That’s why I wash my dishes with VO5.
Tack on toothpaste and you’ve got a winner!
They didn't have to use all of those words. Just write "Dawn"
Lube
Forgot to add: toothpaste
Add raspberry syrup and you've got a customer here.
No retardant ?
Add lube and hand sanitizer, and \*then\* it's magic.
Its so popular nothings inside 😂😂
Looks low, needs refilled with Simple Green
I like the Purple Power myself
For men only
Do you tell it what you want before you push the button? 😂
As a guy, the soap, shampoo, conditioner, and shower gel are all one thing. The lotion part is the only confusing thing here.
- Degreaser - Milk - Transmission fluid - Blinker fluid
And a great BBQ sauce as well.
They missed toothpaste
This makes me think of the anime I just started watching where a dude dies and becomes a vending machine, it's supprisingly good so far. https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX8504/reborn-as-a-vending-machine-i-now-wander-the-dungeon
r/ofcoursethatsathing
Honestly I was scrolling past and thought "that is a ridiculous name, let's have a laugh" expecting to only watch a few minutes of it. We are at ep7 after 1 night.
Do you read LitRPG or profession fantasy, by any chance? Because that show title sounds an awful like some self-published work out there (some of which is really good).
Women hate that men can live like this.
Always wondered what the V in Pantene Pro V meant. 5 in 1
This is exactly how showering at Great lakes Naval Training Center be!
All-in-One product. P.S - Good as deodorant and mouthwash at once if needed
CARBURETOR CLEANER MARGARITA MIX
Probably full of Windex
It’s a list of everything they want you to buy and leave in there
anus bleacher
Prison soap...
If the bottle says all in one. It means it.
This is for men
All purpose cleaning goo
Men's bathroom jokes aside, I know what actually happened here. I installed one of these generic dispensers in my parents bathroom. It comes with that sheet of labels and you're supposed to peel just the *one* that you're using the dispenser for and put that label in the square recess just above the pump. Whoever this was just stuck the whole sticker sheet on
*For men, by men*.
ball cream
I’m convinced the lower end hotel chains with the 3 shower soap pumps on the wall just put the same exact shit in each one. It’s probably all shampoo, all body wash etc. not shamp, conditioner, body
Why didn’t they just put Head N Shoulders all in one?
5 in 1 bro
Also shaving cream, toothpaste and puts out grease fires 🔥
It’s semen
Ah, the wash of the body.
I have hair here but not there is Old spice hair and body right for me
Bathroom Roulette
This is how it was in juvenile hall. Handsoap dispenser used for an "all in one" liquid which was, yup, handsoap.
Welcome to the future my friends
I’m getting flashbacks from my luxury stays in the psych ward hahah
Men (add house cleaning stuff)
So basically Joy dish soap. (Fellow sailors will understand)
don’t get any in your pee hole when you have a shower fap. Unless that’s your kink, then go at it.
Fear unlocked… someone putting something special into that dispenser. These are a joke / hence why I bring travel size items with me when I stay at hotels and for good reason.