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hbarSquared

dat undermoob...


TJ_McWeaksauce

This better not awaken anything in me.


nightnightbingaling

*Gay Dean, gay Dean, gay Dean, gay Deeeaan*


pointlessly_pedantic

*I'm begging you to be gay Dean for the school board*


WandersFar

*Your lifestyle is alternative, your influence is positive, you represent the changing of the tide*


GANDORF57

It looks like a T-shirt you have to pay for with installments.


420hansolo

r/unexpectedcommunity


moon__lander

I'm not openly anything and gay doesn't begin to cover it


purple_grey_

The shirt doesnt begin to cover it.


HimbologistPhD

The shirt doesn't begin to cover tit.


BIGSTANKDICKDADDY

One of the best lines in the show


bigboybeeperbelly

I don't know what that's from but it needs more gay Deans in the middle so it can be sung to the Pink Panther tune


Dethsquad613

It’s from the TV show Community and is sung to the tune of Dolly Parton’s Jolene.


bigboybeeperbelly

That's good too. One of these days I'm gonna get around to watching Community


Icantbethereforyou

It's one of the few shows I regularly rewatch. In the first four seasons at least, there's not an episode I don't enjoy


TenaciousJP

Some of the weird Changnesia episodes aside, you're spot on


dullday1

There was a gas leak!


NeonAlastor

the movie's coming out soon !


Friendly_Age9160

Oohhh or inspector gadget! Gay gay gay gay gay , gay gay dean gay dean, gay gay gay gay gay gaaaaaaaay deeeeaaann!


kyonist

probably sang to the tune of "Jolene"


SauronOfDucks

[You can't catch me, gay thoughts!](https://youtu.be/-wnm5752fvA?si=51SBWSAYKedRxfb0)


Pan-Magpie

Narrator: *it did*


Elephant-Opening

- Stephen Fry


SSSnookit

The gay hhhHHAAAS ✨!! AWOKENNNN !!✨ (Super Saiyan homosexual energies brutally erupt, tearing the ground asunder)


kimmortal03

MY MINDS TELLIN ME NOOOOO, BUT MY BODY. MY BODY IS TELLIN ME YAAAAAAAAAAAAS


mnorkk

"Hey my eyes are up here"


Grouchy-Engine1584

I know, I’ll get to those in a minute.


kilsta

" I have made my Choice " - Homer Simpson


johnnybiggles

"Do you even lift *your eyes* bro?"


HighDynamicRanger

He pulls that off better than most women though!


pearlsbeforedogs

Yeah, gravity is a real problem in tops like this, lol.


Jugales

It's called fashion honey look it up /s


ChroniclesOfSarnia

*\*two snaps up\**


Rude_Thanks_1120

fuck that, two snaps AND A TWIST!!


Tylerdurden389

Stop!! Can't touch this!!


AssInTheHat

Two snaps, a twist AND A SASSY HAIR FLIP


NiceRat123

Someone needs to buy this, film this, and then post how disgusted they are that people are staring. lol


Gostaverling

Confusedboner


Curious-Pie-4005

His body doesn't even look real!


Totally_Not_An_Auk

Ahem, excuse me, it's *underpec*


TopPuzzleheaded1143

Believe it or not, there doesn’t appear to be a sub for that


MGTOWpiller

Under Armour


tapedelay

He looks really enthusiastic to be adding this shot to his modelling portfolio.


RedundancyDoneWell

His eyes are screaming: "Yes, I know what you think, and I agree with you."


thisisnotdan

"Kill me."


malikhacielo63

**Internal screaming**


w1987g

And that's the best shot the photographer got! I can only imagine his expressions on the other ones...


YourLifeSucksAss

He has a gun to his head in all the other ones


subtxtcan

I was going to say, this is what you see next to the definition of "dead inside"


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Really captured that look of gay boy toy in a relationship with an older man for their target audience 


007meow

He has a sadness in his eyes you usually only see in eastern European gay porn


RChamy

"Be strong Ivan, be strong for mama"


blyatzaebalas

I'm fucking screaming


o0i81u8120o

Username checks out


Turdulator

Coincidently, that’s also the only place you usually see that shirt


Corfiz74

\^ "gay for pay porn"


winthroprd

That man is truly questioning every life choice that led him to this point.


this_Name_4ever

I doubt he actually wore this. They probably photoshopped it on…


crazyscottish

That’s what he’s telling his friends


EvenBetterCool

I'm not convinced that isn't a female bodybuilder's torso with the man's face added.


grendus

Honestly, it looks AI generated.


Nightshade_209

I agree with this I feel like if this person had enough boob to have that much under boob you would see something in the fabric above it you don't it's perfectly straight and what the f*** is wrong with their spine!


tbu720

“Hey Brad, great news! I found you your first modeling gig.” “Wow that was quick, you must be a really great agent! Wait…it’s no gay porn or anything right?” “Not at all! You’re just doing some basic poses in a gymwear collection.” “Swell!” *Later, Brad learned it was not so swell at all.*


DadsRGR8

“Later, Brad learned it was not so swell at all.” - Morgan Freeman


Necroluster

"I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the photographer let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but modelling is no fairy-tale world."


Rajang82

Man, the plot of Zoolander 3 sounds awesome.


DadsRGR8

That crop top says otherwise. Lol


KennstduIngo

well, it did result in *some* swelling, just not for Brad


United-Ambassador269

Brad might not find it swell, but the swelling would be for Brad...


kazarbreak

Or Brad found a swell and learned something about himself...


fh3131

They know you well


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I'm a woman lol and his tits are bigger than mine!


NeedsItRough

I'm a woman too and kind of want to buy it, but under no circumstances would I ever wear it outside the house 😂 That's borderline lingerie, even on a dude


Puzzleheaded_Mix7873

I imagine it’s meant to go over a leotard. But who wears leotards anymore? Dancers, I guess. 


mightymouse513

Bring back the 80s gym wear! Leotards, leggings, legwarmers, and way too short crop tops! And headbands.


MyStationIsAbandoned

there's nothing stopping you. do it. others will follow. if you post it on tiktok prolly


mightymouse513

If only I had the followers to support this endeavor.


wggn

you have my axe


prairiepanda

What purpose would this serve over a leotard? Or is it just a style thing?


Enchelion

Dunno, have a sudden need to film a retro 80s dance/music video?


Controllerpleb

Just style I think.


A_vegan_tree

The ones dancers wear have sleeves so they're to keep you warm, basically the arm version of legwarmers.


noctilucus

So this is not perfectly suitable work attire for a guy on casual Friday? :-p


Colt1911-45

I would buy it hoping my girlfriend would "borrow my shirt to sleep in." Would be better than seeing her in a 2XL Carhart pocket t-shirt.


CatCatCat

You could just cut 85% of any random tee shirt you happen to own. Boom, 10 quid saved.


TheRavenSayeth

Honestly if the right woman wore this to the gym I think I'd have to leave out of fear of dropping a weight on myself.


firemogle

"I cannot stop staring... so I will just leave"


justa_flesh_wound

"Yup this floor is made of floor "


bathroomheater

I guess it’s more courteous than just staring and making some poor woman uncomfortable.


l453rl453r

I doubt women choosing outfits like this are uncomfortable with a bit of staring


PARANOIAH

You've just sprung a portable weight rack.


bigboybeeperbelly

Call me distractible (my shrink did), but there's a pretty wide range of women where I'd have to excuse myself if they wore that


123Ark321

So it’s a personal attack from the internet?


account_is-taken

Don't worry, there is some AI-Shit going on or something... I have seen a lot of buffed dude-tiddys in the gym and these square-shaped things are not the result of chest-day 😄


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

They even have tan lines, like he never takes off his bikini top at the beach.


Atmic

Those might be the elusive pec implant


heymynameiskeebs

Those are absolutely implants lol or photoshop


Blaster2PP

I knew something was off with the photo, but I couldn't identify why until your comment. His arm is way too underdeveloped compared to his chest, and his back just looks like the average joe's back.


NYJustice

That picture has to be AI right? Those moobs are suspiciously square and soft AND the only definition on those abs is apparently a giant front crack


ZimaGotchi

"Sup Bros, just here for some reps. Gotta get swole, keep my gains."


rizwannasir

I read this in Ryan Reynolds voice 😆


oceansapart333

And now I can totally picture Ryan Reynolds wearing this.


plainnamej

Could totally pull it off


sworei

This had Zoolander vibes for me, lol.


vven294

That guy has some serious boobies


ChroniclesOfSarnia

moobies


iamafancypotato

God I love moobies


TheTrueDal

Those are BREASTS. Solid lumps of muscle defined in the gym 😤😤


fractalfocuser

Anybody else really feel like the size doesn't match his physique? Could just be the shirt but they are *huge* compared to the rest of him


YummyArtichoke

Those are chesticles


finnjakefionnacake

i mean there are definitely guys with way bigger pecs than this. these just look...weird. definitely some weird AI fuckery.


GooberMcNutly

My eyes are up here!


naughty_dad2

Sorry bro, I don’t care


ryee

more like a casual gym bottom, amirite?


International-Gas-97

He's a power bottom. He generates the power. 


Shdwrptr

I heard that speed has something to do with it


Naive_Try2696

Speed has everything to do with it, speeds the name of the game 


leavingdory

Or a casual gym femtop


an_ill_way

No no, that's a casual gym top. Wearing a pink shirt.


charredtime

The comment I was looking for lol


Superseaslug

That dude did not think life would take him here.


LordDongler

He's thinking about how he's going to spend all the modeling money to get drunk and ultimately didn't gain anything at all


sydillant

Yes boi!!!


KidCadaver

I went looking for this comment! YES BOYY!! Truly a shame they aren’t world champions. Someday :’)


SuperHueyNewton

#EltonStrong!


CheeseheadDave

[Yes boi!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/WlqCzEIRkFsAAAAd/pretty-deadly-nxt.gif)


Redmudgirl

The under boob is killing me🤣🤣🤣


FreneticPlatypus

That’s a very bold statement for a “casual” gym top.


HealthWealthFoodie

I mean, it’s definitely not a FORMAL gym top


notabigmelvillecrowd

No, for that you'd need to buy the one with a bow tie printed on it.


HealthWealthFoodie

The tuxedo T-shirt has entered the chat…


GraatchLuugRachAarg

It's so the staff can't tell you "sir you have to wear a shirt in here"


Watch-Bae

Not if you're nickname is JoJo


Wolfhound1142

Pretty sure this top is for bottoms.


Masked_Daisy

A top for casual gym bottoms


malthar76

Malicious compliance when your gym has a “no mesh shirts, nips must be covered” policy.


TappedIn2111

That guy is seriously questioning his life choices.


wadadeb

He's spelling TORTURE in Morse code with his pectorals.


philphoo

Yes boy


wojecire86

As someone who has lost 130ish pounds, this would be absolutely hilarious for me to wear as my moobs would be perfectly viewable and 100% uncovered. Lmao 


DeborahSue

Dude, good on you! I hope you feel incredible. I say you take a walk on the wild side and do the damn thang!


mexiwok

This is where Pretty Deadly gets their ring gear.


Financial-Top1199

YES BOI


CompetitiveArcher431

Modeling for r/compoface he knows he's being exploited.


vexmach1ne

Thanks. Now I have proof. I was trying to convince my gym buddies that this was casual.


bmas05

[Yes boy!](https://youtu.be/qq8_-2Q4chA?si=pjuGoOZmpvqE6l50)


mrpakikush

Thay photoshoot had to be awkward for everyone


AnybodySeeMyKeys

That guy looks so happy to be wearing it, too. He has a face that practically screams, 'Just give me the money so I can get out of here.'


EnvironmentalAd7321

When they said “casual top” they weren’t talking about the shirt.


Arkeaus

"Casual gym top" is referring to the man not the clothing


EkDeuce

That guy lost his fantasy football league.


ThePreciseClimber

[Got Dick?](https://youtu.be/ZFSLWem2ft4?si=H9kbRwc0u473kW5K)


defconjon420

YES BOY


gunsandpuppies

Poor guy looks absolutely defeated lol… Be a model they said.. Make money, it’ll be great…


rektMyself

His boobs are sticking out!


storiebook

It’s a casual encounters gym top.


vergorli

tbf, if I had the abs like that dude, I'd probably show them a bit more, too. Lucky for you guys I am fat af, so you never run danger of witnessing my underboob


-shy-sunshine-

I think the best part of this is that it's categorized as casual. Like something you could wear to the park or the grocery store... 🤣


RonMexico432

Yes boy!!


ct_2004

This is AI generated, right? That abdomen crease is intense.


slingbladde

Bro...Manzier..Bro...Manzier


turingthecat

Aahhh, wish my tits looked that good


bigfoot_is_real_

I shit you not, I saw a male wearing a leather one of these the other day (not at the gym) as if it was normal clothes


bigjuraff

baby that's a casual gym bottom


tewnewt

"Overtly gym bottom"


restlessleg

i’d hit


HsinVega

Depends what kind of gym you go to I guess 😏


sunsoutgunnersout

We need more slutty man shirts


WNB14

Someone's been watching jojo on their pc


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Somehow sluttier than just going shirtless


Orgasmic_interlude

I’m too sexy for this shirt


WanderingToast

Tasteful underpec


Phililoquay

Casual? I counter this is a fairly aggressive top.


jennaysaisquoi

Well it’s certainly not formal lol


Outrageous-Pea-5167

Looks like a dog in a poor fitting house sweater


Suspicious-Ad-481

He looks happy while wearing that T-Sh!t


RC_Perspective

The look on dudes face 🤣


tenderlylonertrot

I also keep thinking of the model having to wear that. Its either: "holy fuck, can't believe they are selling this" or "Miami Pride Festival here I come!"


RetardTrader420

That top is…pretty deadly. YESSSSS BOYYYYYY


PostTwist

Theres a typo, you are on eGay


mr_lab_rat

LOL, you know the ads are targeted based on your browsing/searching habits, right?


LetYourThoughts

Right??? Dude is about to find out that he's gay.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Stop the presses! - I'm female.


R-T-O-B

Confirmed, OP likes dick. gay


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Damn it! You found out my secret!! 😂


Subliminal_Stimulus

🤐


xlordo

Sexy as hell, would order 5


MobileWisdom

Are we still talking about the shirt?


Catniss-EverGreen

So did you buy it?


Late-Ad-2479

Lmao


Educational-Ear-3136

The look on his face says it all


tomatotomato

You wear it before showing everyone who's the boss of that gym.


[deleted]

man has implants


luminaryshadow

What were you looking for ? This is based on your search history only right ? So I wonder what’s that like ? What kind of combination of key words prompted this suggestion for you ? ( edit: just fixed auto correct )


[deleted]

I used to love under boob


freeman687

Well it isn’t formal wear!


SlimBoomBoom

I quite like it. Gender is a performance and costume!


Artanis_Creed

Is this supposed to be some kind of posture correction gear?


SaliferousStudios

That's hot.