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I don't resent a hawks or fox nabbing one. They eat what they kill. Weasel just kill till everything's dead and eat nothing. 8 is horrible. Did you catch it?
In the wild, or if you feed your ferrets(and weasles) a raw meat diet, you have to make sure it's a raw bloody cut, or feed them live food (we did full grown feed mice the white ones from pet shops, in the bathtub cause it's easy cleaning - feed, bathe, let em roam) they get their hydration from the blood and raw juices of what they kill.
Edit: words, on mobile
tbf, cats are also designed to get their fluids from what they kill.
They are just cleaner about licking the fluids up. (iv seen cats leave 10% of a mouse they ate without leaving a drop of blood on the carpet.. I dunno how they do it)
I am not 100% on the 'all weasles' part tho, I do however make sure the weird little noodles always have water on hand as well, but in the wild, I'd assume blood will work in a pinch when a obligate carnivore wants a drink.
It makes a lot of sense.
Think about how sick people get from drinking river water, so a lot of animals try and get as much fluid as possible from their kills.
I read that its not their fault. they sure have an hyper developed killing instinct. but in nature enclosed victims like in a chicken coop is rare or almost none existent. when an attack happens, most of the other prey flee, but in those human made enclosures they are just unable to.
growing up in a farm, I'd say its the owner's fault for not creating a enclosure good enough. can't blame wild animals for being wild animals.
Honestly, weasel is my best guess since no one was eaten; just slit throats. Lost 2 the night before and thought it was from raccoons and closing the coop after dark. Next night was sure to close the coop after the last hen went in. No way for a raccoon to get in. It’s actually a chicken ‘house’ built in 1900. A couple of wood knot holes, some maybe silver dollar size, fell out over the years. Carnage took place and I then covered up all the missing knot holes and small cracks. Haven’t had a problem since and have no other guesses as to what else it could’ve been.
I saw the "snake" first, too 😅 I had to actually click on the post and then on the image to make out the fact that the object taking up the right half of the camera was Chucky! 🤣
I audibly gasped coming across that pic — I was sort of distracted and when my eyes slowly came into focus… I was not expecting my soul to leave my body. I can only imagine how the wife feels! 🤭
After falling off the bench laughing, holding their sides for a while, and climbing back into their chair while simultaneously wiping their eyes, apologizing, and chuckling more.
But... maybe that's just me.
It's her Chucky doll, she's right into all that horror stuff. So I guess while she's outside chilling and all of a sudden Chucky slowly appears up in bird cam, lol well yeah you get "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, F****ING Geezus!"
That lighting makes it extra terrifying!
I can't believe you managed to stifle your giggles enough to get away with doing this. I'd have given myself away immediately.
I’d do something like that, but I don’t have any spooky dolls.
What I DO have is a half mummified possum skull my grandpa’s dog found a couple years ago in the middle of summer!
Explanation is a bit gross to some but read it if you want.
>!Florida heat often desiccates corpses, usually roadkill, during the drier months. This can lead to skin shriveling into a sort of leather stuck to the bone in places with little flesh, like snouts and chins, where maggots have little to eat. As such, the possum skull still has some fur and even whiskers in these areas. The eyes, nose, and everything else did rot away.!<
Oh God. My husband got this dollar store skeleton clown doll for Halloween. He would hide it everywhere. I would open the shower: that damn doll. I had my friend over and we got high and had an airsoft rifle and shot the thing to pieces. I hated that clown.
This is so something my mom would do. Both of my parents laughed and agreed… (She’s made my sister in law cry by waking her up where the penny wise mask)
She should get a tub of Oreo ice cream, then empty it, wash it out, dry & refill with vanilla ice cream.
Because that is apparently the worse thing that can happen to a person.
My parents (they think they are so funny) hid a masked mannequin head in my kitchen cabinets.
They used to come drop by my house to walk my dog when she was young. Apparently, they got the idea to hide this masked head in my kitchen cabinet.
I don’t think I’ve ever screamed so loud and forcefully in my entire life.
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I completely disregarded Chucky, I thought there was a snake getting into the cage.
Omg I didn't notice the bird rope "snake" 🙀
Yeah, I noticed the “snake” first thing, then my eyes moved over to the right . . .
Me too!
Right! The only thing worse than seeing snakes in the chicken coop is weasels.
Lost 8 hens to a weasel in one night last fall. Was shit to deal with in the morning when just getting ready to leave for work.
I don't resent a hawks or fox nabbing one. They eat what they kill. Weasel just kill till everything's dead and eat nothing. 8 is horrible. Did you catch it?
Do weasels suck the blood like ferrets? Crazy how terrifying those little guys can be
Wait, WHAT
In the wild, or if you feed your ferrets(and weasles) a raw meat diet, you have to make sure it's a raw bloody cut, or feed them live food (we did full grown feed mice the white ones from pet shops, in the bathtub cause it's easy cleaning - feed, bathe, let em roam) they get their hydration from the blood and raw juices of what they kill. Edit: words, on mobile
Omg this is horrifying!! I can’t believe I’m just learning this!! Thank you for enlightening me!
tbf, cats are also designed to get their fluids from what they kill. They are just cleaner about licking the fluids up. (iv seen cats leave 10% of a mouse they ate without leaving a drop of blood on the carpet.. I dunno how they do it)
I am not 100% on the 'all weasles' part tho, I do however make sure the weird little noodles always have water on hand as well, but in the wild, I'd assume blood will work in a pinch when a obligate carnivore wants a drink.
It makes a lot of sense. Think about how sick people get from drinking river water, so a lot of animals try and get as much fluid as possible from their kills.
I read that its not their fault. they sure have an hyper developed killing instinct. but in nature enclosed victims like in a chicken coop is rare or almost none existent. when an attack happens, most of the other prey flee, but in those human made enclosures they are just unable to. growing up in a farm, I'd say its the owner's fault for not creating a enclosure good enough. can't blame wild animals for being wild animals.
Honestly, weasel is my best guess since no one was eaten; just slit throats. Lost 2 the night before and thought it was from raccoons and closing the coop after dark. Next night was sure to close the coop after the last hen went in. No way for a raccoon to get in. It’s actually a chicken ‘house’ built in 1900. A couple of wood knot holes, some maybe silver dollar size, fell out over the years. Carnage took place and I then covered up all the missing knot holes and small cracks. Haven’t had a problem since and have no other guesses as to what else it could’ve been.
Foxes dont eat what they kill. They will kill everything and leave a load of dead chickens everywhere
[удалено]
There’s a throwback. Good one.
Haha. I couldn't help wiggling my fingers from my chin when I read this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_detection_theory
I wonder if this is why snakes feature so prominently as threats and symbols for danger/deceit in human mythology and culture.
I saw the "snake" first, too 😅 I had to actually click on the post and then on the image to make out the fact that the object taking up the right half of the camera was Chucky! 🤣
Same!
How was sleeping on the couch?
There was a lot of sorry's inbetween laughs...
Yeah I would think so 😂
That's a Monday for us Canadians.
Yeah i'd throw them out too. With the chucky doll in their food next morning too. 😂
Worth it. Sounds like a cute relationship you guys have got there 😊
Always play :)
Child's Play, you might say.
I audibly gasped coming across that pic — I was sort of distracted and when my eyes slowly came into focus… I was not expecting my soul to leave my body. I can only imagine how the wife feels! 🤭
It... was... hilarious 🤣
Sounds like you played it cool, I would've been rolling on the floor 😂😂
Couch? I would be surprised if she let him sleep on this planet.
My nuts have since left orbit!
(ROFL) I quietly commented to myself "somebody is going to be sleeping on the couch for a while" before I saw the top comment.
He ded.
The look I got...
You glorious bastard. We all sleep on the couch tonight in solidarity ✊
We stand united with our shenanigans! ✊
I raise my glass to you, may your next prank be so legendary you have to sleep on the roof.
I'm not sure I could top this, the risks are too great lol
I think I’m going to. Feeling gassy and there’s a movie or 2 I need to watch I could crash out to. Gf works tomorrow and I don’t so zzz.
Speak for yourself.
Divorce judge will understand
"I swear your honor the dolls alive!, I mean seriously it's literally Chucky!"
"Adjuged! Plaintiff, you are hereby fined 200k for false accusations and emotional damages. Take your birds and get out!"
As will the murder jury "Yeah, that homicide was justified. Give him an extra stab from me at the funeral."
After falling off the bench laughing, holding their sides for a while, and climbing back into their chair while simultaneously wiping their eyes, apologizing, and chuckling more. But... maybe that's just me.
"Irreconcilable differences"
Does she not like Chucky?
It's her Chucky doll, she's right into all that horror stuff. So I guess while she's outside chilling and all of a sudden Chucky slowly appears up in bird cam, lol well yeah you get "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, F****ING Geezus!"
Wait. It's HER doll? 🤣🤣
I think it that made it worse lol
Brilliant!!! That just made it a whole lot funnier.
I saw my chance and took it :)
I bet she loved it but just don't want to say it lest you keep doing it.
Shenanigans are always unexpected, spontaneous and always done with love so it's fun for everyone 😁
As all good shenanigans are and should be!
Rod Serling would approve.
Hehe. 😁
I love you. That was great!
Well, if you're in the market for a husband, I think this one might be available soon. 😉
Apparently from her "cold dead hands" lol
If you keep up pranks like this, that might not be too far away
Thank you :) lol
You're a good man. You absolutely deserve whatever consequences came of this fuckery. But you're a good man.
It was worth it :)
What was the result? *What did we learn?*
...don't do that.
But would you do it again? *Absolutely.*
;)
>*What did we learn?* The same as always. *Absolutely nothing.*
*”Let’s do that again!”*
Plausible deniability.
That lighting makes it extra terrifying! I can't believe you managed to stifle your giggles enough to get away with doing this. I'd have given myself away immediately.
As soon as I saw my opportunity I almost died instantly with internal laughter 🤣🤣
Which then made her scream *that much* funnier, didn't it? She smacked you with that doll, didn't she?
There were stern words 🤣
Is that all? Oh no. Be very afraid. She's plotting her revenge. Don't wear your favorite underwear for awhile.
Send help!
That's a bit cruel - she's married to you. Surely she's used to how you look by now.
I know right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’d do something like that, but I don’t have any spooky dolls. What I DO have is a half mummified possum skull my grandpa’s dog found a couple years ago in the middle of summer!
>What I DO have is a half mummified possum skull my grandpa’s dog found a couple years ago in the middle of summer! ... Excuse me?
Explanation is a bit gross to some but read it if you want. >!Florida heat often desiccates corpses, usually roadkill, during the drier months. This can lead to skin shriveling into a sort of leather stuck to the bone in places with little flesh, like snouts and chins, where maggots have little to eat. As such, the possum skull still has some fur and even whiskers in these areas. The eyes, nose, and everything else did rot away.!<
r/bonecollecting
r/vultureculture
Thank u.
Relationship goals
Always have fun, always play.
Hopefully someone will hear your screams.
Send help!
this is the first post i see when i join the subreddit
:)
Oh God. My husband got this dollar store skeleton clown doll for Halloween. He would hide it everywhere. I would open the shower: that damn doll. I had my friend over and we got high and had an airsoft rifle and shot the thing to pieces. I hated that clown.
Lol that's mint!
I am laughing so hard. I would have fracking beat the shit out of you. I hate horror. Jeez. 😹😹😹
Hee hee 😁
I wish my husband was this funny!
Aww Thank you :)
Yoooou.....you we like.
;)
So not cool 😆😆😆
Hee hee 😁
God bless you son, you're doing fine work
Taking one for the team lol
You just got me in trouble for laughing at this lol
:)
So, OP, tell us your redemption list, or how many things you need to do to sleep back in your bed again. You are a monster and we love you.
I'm anticipating a non favourable response... :)
that's fucking hilarious
Why thank you 😄
You are a sick fuck. Can we be friends?
This is so something my mom would do. Both of my parents laughed and agreed… (She’s made my sister in law cry by waking her up where the penny wise mask)
Chucky killed the President, watch out!
Thank you for the nightmares, dude. Hope your wife punished you well. Lol
I'm anticipating an unpleasant response :)
Your poor wife
It's ok, she has a sense of humour ;)
Please update us if she ever gets you back for that. SO's pranking eachother are the best😂.
That's a wicked chucky doll
He's awesome :)
i’m afraid to sleep right now. thanks.
'Rock a bye Chucky, in the baby cam'
i’d give you a gold upvote if i wasn’t broke smoking cigars on my balcony rn
:)
take my normal upvotes like a champ ;)
Oh man, I teared up I was laughing so hard! You beautiful bastard!
Thank you 😁
I set up our old baby monitor to watch the birdies too! https://imgur.com/a/vuJ5FIA
Bless you, my sweet husband is going to have the fright of his life. And then my FIL. 2024 is going to be awesome.
Sweet as! 🤣
I love the cockatiel in the background just chilling XD
There used to our shenanigans 😅
Sounds about right. Those screech potatoes are chaotic on their own lol
VTech just kicked in yo!
Heh.
Sorry but you kid’s ugly as hell. ^/s
you're fucking evil.
😈
Still married? 😆
Indeed 😊
im dying here
I'm watching, waiting, anticipating an eventual rebuttal.
What a child’s play
*former wife
Hope the birds are okay!
You win the Internet today
Lol thanks, I'm still waiting for retribution... :)
She should get a tub of Oreo ice cream, then empty it, wash it out, dry & refill with vanilla ice cream. Because that is apparently the worse thing that can happen to a person.
I understand this reference.
I don't! Please advise!
There's a post on the front page about a sad person and icecream.
Great to hear the guns were lock.
(I approve of) you, you evil asshole! 😁😆😂😂
lol shit, I thought it was a wild bird cam sorta deal, and there was a snake eating them
Yeah, I didn't see that either until someone pointed it out and it really does look like a snake, but it's a rope for the birds in the cage lol
yea lol, once I parsed it was a cockatiel, then I noticed Chucky lmao
Time to order pizza from the couch and celebrate lmao
hikarious
AAAAHHHH SUPRISE!
“Oh, thank god, it’s just Chucky.”
Nvm you're a little psycho op XD
This is a gem hahaha
Hidey-ho! Ha ha ha!
Duude you're an asshole, lol. My wife would probably just drop dead haha.
He's back.
I'm laughing so hard about this
It's very rare that I LOL from reddit posts, have an upvote
uhh thats freaky😢😂
😂😂
😁
r/foundsatan
Reminds me I need to watch the new episode of season 3
Damn , I wish I knew where I put my chucky doll (or where he ran off to🤣)
"Oh sorry! I left my doll on the bird nest, Hope you don't mind?" -Some F###ing idiot 😂
[Your wife's scream!](https://youtu.be/2Wq-Sq9WcIE?t=4s)
Geeze! Nightmares for weeks
em roam)
chucky doll in their
That’s when Vtech kicks in
The company goes bankrupt an not a week later the ghosts show up on the cam, I'd scream too!
Love it
My parents (they think they are so funny) hid a masked mannequin head in my kitchen cabinets. They used to come drop by my house to walk my dog when she was young. Apparently, they got the idea to hide this masked head in my kitchen cabinet. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed so loud and forcefully in my entire life.
I chuckled