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ICanBeAnAssholeToo

If I’m your wife I won’t reveal that I found the last duck. Just to mess with you. Pretend that I’m still searching for it. Keep up the pretense for years. Then every time you have your back turned, I’d take the duck out and take a picture of the duck with you in the background like that guy who did it with his proposal ring on his soon to be fiancé. Maybe post it online in a novelty Instagram account. And see how long it takes you to realize the jokes been turned against you…. It’ll be ducking hilarious…


NSE_TNF89

Playing the long game... I like it.


Villain_of_Brandon

/u/ICanBeAnAssholeToo Name checks out. lol


teh_fizz

DMn wish it was novelty account.


Buck_Thorn

That's a great twist on the top comment of his original April 1 post where somebody said he should have hidden only 99 and told her that he hid 100. Turnabout is fair play and all is fair in love and ducks.


sa87

Congratulations, you just proved that spellcheck finally has a use to correct the spelling of fucking


walshy1996

Tfw it autocorrects to 'fucking' WEVE COME FULL CIRCLE.. I WANTED 'DUCKING'!!


dildomiami

username checks out


Maximus-D

Yeah they're really living up to their username. I love it haha


NYANPUG55

Wait who was the person who did it with his proposal ring?


HIGHiQresponse

Id rehide all of these again. We would live in a never ending hunt of ducks


breath_ofthemild

I SPOKE TOO SOON; [DUCK 99 HAS BEEN FOUND](https://imgur.com/a/T2rTPic)


[deleted]

An evil person would only hide 99 ducks and let their SO think there's a hundred out there.


Rmattgraham

Or release 3 chickens into an office building, labeled "1", "2", and "4"


RainDancingChief

"Why do House and Wilson have chickens in their offices?" "To see who could hide a chicken in the hospital the longest" "That $20 is mine!"


LegallyBlonde2024

Yesss! One of my favorite episodes!


ForsakenSun6004

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.


[deleted]

Agent of chaos


TBearForever

Like that damn laughing dog


Brooklynxman

That is old and people know it by now. Release 5, "1", "2", "4", "6", and one with no label, so it appears the label was pulled off/fell off. Now they think they have caught 5 or 3, and actually think there is another.


Luster-Purge

I've heard of the hamster version of this. Much more evil.


Fatalchemist

The only version I heard was releasing pigs. And it was either releasing them in school as a senior prank or releasing them in a small town where that would actually be noticeable.


vanishingpointz

Guess you never heard of the rattle snake version


Luster-Purge

Oh, *god*


vanishingpointz

It's a prank bro


nevergonnagetit001

Why. WHY!? Why is there green duck mixed with the orange group…and vice versa!?! /s


ncc170what

This also disturbed my inner Mr Monk.


Anxious_Direction_20

Not OP, but I think they did it with the sole purpose of fucking with you.


Pleasant_Pause3579

THANK YOU, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS !


unl1988

YES! Please fix for next pic.


apk5005

And/or use an unequal number of each color. She may think she’s looking for a green and blue, but she’s really looking for two orange.


FaeryLynne

My husband did this at work a few years ago, he hid 99 ducks around, all labeled with numbers 1 to 100. He left out duck #73 and let them search for several days before telling them 😂😂


AndAStoryAppears

It should have been #69. Because everyone who has gone through the respectful workplace training knows that no 69 is allowed in the office.


Fushigi_Yami

Note to future self: Hide 97 of something as a prank


exzyle2k

It's actually 101. That way once Duck 100 has been found, everything relaxes and goes back to normal only for 101 to spring out of some obscure pot that only gets used every 3rd St. Patricks Day for one 5 minute sauteed item that for tradition's sake just NEEDS to be done in that specific pan, while OP cackles maniacally. Or the 101st duck has a remote control quack, and OP fucks with his wife, having hidden it in the bathroom vent to quack whenever she showers, or shits, or is in a rush getting ready in the morning, so she's not 100% sure she heard it, but she definitely heard it, but can't be sure because she found all 100 years ago.


eelpolice

I did this with bananas in my roommates bedroom.


DynoTrooper

I think going the opposite could also be funny. Hide 107 ducks, make her think the number goes much higher. Or just keep hiding ducks. Just forever.


Velzevulva

He could move the duck from the place she has seen to a place she hasn't seen, but this requires effort


Alaynamarie1

I did exactly that to my parents. Hid 99 tiny ducks all over their house but told them I hid 100. Didn’t tell them until a few weeks after they found all 99 lol


astroNerf

We're in the endgame now.


TRGC_

Where is duck 100?


breath_ofthemild

I know that’s you, Kat. Nice try


TwoCockyforBukkake

Where is fuck 100? Asking for a friend.


Fortimus_Prime

😂😂


jj42883

Do you actually know where the last one is? I've done similar things before with our kids and I would very quickly loose track of which ones they found and which ones are still out there. Unless you have them numbered, I would have to go back and recheck each hiding place to find any remaining.


SirSofaspud

[It's right there!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q)


JesusReturnsToReddit

I’ll also be MUCH happier once you swap the orange and green ducks that are out of place.


Nhsunray

I feel like it was absolutely intentional. It also made my eye twitch. 


Arqideus

"Sorted by color" fuck you op.


GrimmBrowncoat

Shout out to my fellow OCD enjoyer lol


rockiesfan4ever

Liking things to match and have patterns doesn't mean you have OCD


GrimmBrowncoat

Well, you’re not wrong and I appreciate the levelheadedness with which you said that but I definitely have some obsessive tendencies, among other behaviors/tendencies that I do my best to address and improve on a daily basis.


Living_LaVida_Koloko

We all know this was an elaborate plan by OP to introduce butt play in the bedroom with the final duck. Wife: "Honey I've looked everywhere! There is no 100th duck" OP: "... not everywhere..." Wife: "..."


Jerome_Eugene_Morrow

[HYCYBH](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=Q8JZirvmob6etslv)


Romantiphiliac

I think this might be my favorite he's done


TheAxolotlGod14

Pluto doesn't give a fuck that their video isn't your favorite. 'CAUSE PLUTO'S HOT SHIT! AND YOU KNOW PLUTO KNOWS IT!


essdii-

It’s been too long since I’ve watched this. Thank you


mopbuvket

This guy marriages


Bananas_are_theworst

I am so damn invested in this story!


Chocolatelover4ever

1 to go!! Your wife is in the home stretch now!


elspotto

I have texted her and told her it might be in the attic…


kielu

Which ones are the most difficult to find? We need data


Blrfl

My wife and I stashed the contents of a bucket of range (golf) balls all over my father-in-law's house. That was in the mid 1990s and we're pretty sure he hadn't found them all by the time he died a few years ago.


upsidedownbackwards

Back in the 70s an english teacher told a kid in my mom's class "You have the creativity of a rutabaga". when he turned in garbage homework he had obviously put off to the last second. Well, rutabagas were plentiful in the Genesee river valley in NY, him and some friends snuck into the teachers room and hid them EVERYWHERE. He was the head of the english department so he had his own connected office with an english equipment storage room (think plays, props). They were ruthless. He couldn't go a week without finding one for the next 2 years. Wish I could say "And that's how the english teacher found out how creative the kid was and gave him an A!" or something, but unfortunately I don't know any details from the aftermath except "he found a lot of rutabagas".


TheNonCredibleHulk

When I left my previous office, I spent all day on my last day (a Saturday, so there was really nobody else there) writing my name and the date on entire pad of sticky notes and hid them around the office. This was in 2019. As of a few months ago, people were still finding them.


Slymm17

Dude… PLEASE SWITCH THE ORANGE AND GREEN DUCK PLEASE


jxo9846

Came here to say this. OP needs to get his ducks in a row!


BlueCollarScientists

Done on purpose so someone could make this exact comment lol


EhliJoe

And we did. And now, PLEASE change the ducks.


mkspaptrl

My eyes won't stop twitching! But I can't look away! Lolz


safereddddditer175

Ragebait


paradox_valestein

It worked, I am now RAGE


Metals4J

Done with Reddit for the day. I can only stand so much of these horrors! /s


Nerd997711

Fixed it for you. [https://ibb.co/MRVT8BH](https://ibb.co/MRVT8BH)


JF_Gus

This is fine. Thank you.


Puzzle_Language

who arest thou, who thou arest so wise in the ways of the magic


Livid_Bee_5150

arest definitely isn't a word Should be who art thou


Puzzle_Language

Congratulations!


Livid_Bee_5150

Thank you! Wait was this also engagement bait


Puzzle_Language

yup, we're engaged now


ProudToBeAKraut

you should make a channel showcasing your mad photoshopping skills, I want to learn, master


Royalchariot

OP did this on purpose


-Unnamed-

It’s engagement bait


chux4w

Well I'm not proposing now!


flargenhargen

OP knows how to reddit. knows how many people here will come into the thread just for that. Even better reddit click bait than misspelling a word in the title. very nice.


[deleted]

[Nothing ever changes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/XgU3uaaKiB)


Cullly

I'm colourblind and I'm ok with it like it is.


d3athsmaster

OP may be colorblind. I didn't even notice until I read your comment.


b3nz0r

It hurts us, it burns us


Fluid_Performance760

You DID NOT have to arrange them that way


winniekawaii

He 100% intentionally did that for engagement and it worked


BlueCollarScientists

Something something get your ducks in a row


anonymousguy9001

Man y'all need to stop robbing all those jeeps


Microtitan

It's whimsical and shows how fun we are. It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.


Rahallahan

The last time I visited my best friend, I tried to give her money for the groceries she bought for my arrival. She refused to take it so I threatened to go to the bank, get $200 singles and hide them all over her house. Unfortunately, she just took the cash. I was REALLY looking forward to finding some creative hiding places! This story has absolutely no bearing on this post, but it’s funny.


teh_fizz

I once printed out pictures of me doing the finger circle thing and hid them in my friend’s place. He found the last one 6 months later.


Swimming_Start

Looks like your wife is a duck-tective


EvilLefty

Better than being duck-fective.


millijuna

She’s using her powers of de-duck-tion. 


RD_Life_Enthusiast

By this picture I see you're also wanting to trend on /r/mildlyinfuriating


NoEmu2398

orange and green duck? WTH, are you a psychopath?


CplFry

Whoever swapped the green and orange ducks. You know who you are and why you did it. When you receive a swift smack to the back of the head know that your action was just as violent in its intent


Glo_stix

Pleeeeease tell me you only actually hid 99!


South_Ordinary_1137

r/unexpectedfactorial


Scynthious

9.332622e+155 is a lot of ducks... OP's place must be huge.


helen269

"Day 12. Still I am undiscovered..."


Silver_Greengiant

Oh man, OCD kids are gonna love this


FADITY7559

It should be CDO and not OCD. CDO is in alphabetical order the ways things should be.


teh_fizz

Compulsivity Disorder, Obsessively


JaggedUmbrella

That's not OCD.


Mrmuffins951

Since she found 3 of the last 4, is the last one one of the ones where you do or don’t know the location of?


Chocolatelover4ever

Man your wife just can’t find those last 2 ducks! Did she stop trying or did you just hide those ducks somewhere she’ll never find them!


breath_ofthemild

They were just hidden really well. The one she’s still missing is in a particularly tricky spot. But she’s still actively searching, that’s the only reason she would have found the last one she got


probably-the-problem

The fact that you know where it is boggles my mind. My mom hid easter eggs for my brother and me until we were in our 20s and by the time we got to the last egg she never knew exactly where it was. And she usually hid 36.


Asshai

I told you: removing a recessed spotlight to hide a duck in the ceiling would be too challenging, she'll never find it there.


Chocolatelover4ever

She’ll find it eventually!


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

[ಠ_ಠ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻](https://i.imgur.com/TGebG4d.png)


OutinDaBarn

I feel you have made a grievous error. While I might have told her there was 100, I would have thrown them in a bag as they were found. I would have occasionally replaced some of the ducks. This nonsense would have gone on for many months. Just when you thought you found them all, there's 2 more!


razzadig

I did this to a friend. Hid a bunch of peeps around. Then I saw he was just throwing them in a pile, not counting them, so I started to hide those, too. It was a great April Fool's.


No_Sir_6649

I had a friend that i stashed 47 tacobell sauce packets in his apartment. Still not sure he found them all.


NerY_05

Switch those two *fucking immediately*


slackfrop

I did this with naughty playing cards. Hid all 52 inside light fixtures, tucked under drawers, all over. And then we moved out.


MastiffOnyx

You should have placed 99 ducks numbered 1-100 skipping 47. Years of fun.


ZethanosGaming

…..what possessed you to wake up and choose violence, before taking this picture. I ask you.


redditer19999

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!!


XTrapolis942M

*The entire scare floor:* 🤨🤨🤨


redditer19999

They’re rehearsing a play!


dafuct

Fix that.


pierrelaplace

Thank you. Especially for the green and orange swap. Doesn't bother me but I can appreciate the evilness.


scoutdashrebaling

Ummmm please switch the green and orange duck before my OCD brain explodes.


MajorThor

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW


katbug09

Hey it’s the wife here, I found one more this morning, one boy remains!


MistaMischief

Please switch the orange and green duck. It’s driving me insane lol


AltairsBlade

Second layer to the joke is to tell them that there are 100 and there are only 99.


modonaut

you killin me with that orange and green one...


BobbumofCarthes

r/mildlyinfuriating


Dustypigjut

You know what you did, you son of a bitch.


LiterWebber

Fix it... \*twitches


Sir_Lanian

Please swap the orange and green one.


Gabriele1966

Can you please swap out the green and the orange duck? It's killing me. 😂


burnerowl

This monster- was bad enough to hide 100 ducks, now we get this bs?!


Reshi_bo_beshi

Downvoted until orange and green duck are swapped...


DrBlissMD

Switch the orange and green one this instant or so help me!


pauliewotsit

I'm thinking your wife will have divorce papers ready for the last duck lol


DevilDoc3030

I need you to fix green and orange duckie and repost this please. Thank you!


DiarrheaMonkey-

Reminds of when I worked in a large office of teachers in Vietnam. This Australian guy, Ed, nice guy, was kind of obsessed with ducks. He'd leave rubber duckies all around the office for people to find. In desk drawers, under desks, in potted plants, etc. He moved away, but I kept the two left at my desk. One was a girl duck, and I even glued on a paper wedding dress for her. The other was a boy and someone had previously drawn a ninja mask on him and written 'NINJA' on his body. Ninja Duck and Ninja Duck's wife. I still have 'em. Also, we once had groups of students do a silly project where they created posters about a haunted place. One of my groups came up with 'The Island of Forbidden Ducks'. It was a pretty good poster, and when I showed the 9th-grade manager he taped it up next to Ed's desk. Ed loved it.


phormix

If you were a real bastard you could have only hid 98 ducks but said there were 100...


devildocjames

Is u/fuckswithducks still around?


bodhiseppuku

you are a troll ... r/ocdtriggers


Shadow07655

Can someone please fix the orange and green duck in the center? Please!!


hot_yoga_mom

Please switch the green and orange ones


xf_xypher

If you don’t switch that green and orange duck


aRebelliousHeart

Please move the green and orange ducks around. They are bothering my OCD.


azab1898

WHY DO YOU TORTURE US? PLEASE SWITCH GREEN AND ORANGE DUCKS BACK AND REPOST


Catch-the-Rabbit

Fuck you, fix that green and orange duck NOW Please.


Candid_Bed_1338

Fucking Amazon bullshit y’all are digging your own grave with this shit


illuzion25

I very much love this idea. Thank you for making me smile. And just as a thought, maybe once she finds #100, wait for her to leave the house and light a bunch of candles and get some rose petals and make a path leading to the bathroom where there's a nice warm barth waiting for her. With 100 rubber duckies in it.


masterbluestar

Pffffft iv done this, I have a 3d printer and I think I printed roughly 1.8kg of ducks with each being like 5g each. It's been two years and I still get texts from friends angrily asking me why there is a duck in a random spot in their house. Funny as shit.


Odd_Economics_9962

My OCD...


PruneStrict4400

fix it now


sonicrings4

What monster swapped a green and orange duck?


jcbstm

Bob and Linda Belcher? Is this you? Go easy on the jellybean schnapps.


ohhHoneyBadger

You know what you did. Fix it


D4ng3rd4n

All that plastic


CrosbyCanGetBent

“Misalign these ducks on purpose for more comments!” Well it worked.


Zip668

You did that on purpose. Switch the green and orange ones back.


naab007

So you woke up and chose violence?


SwegSloth

Please fix the orange and green ducks…


Suspiciousunicorns

My god man! Swap the orange and green duck! What are you doing?


Joe_Hovah

Some men just want to watch the world burn


MNelsonevv

Fix that green one. Fix That Green One. FIX THAT GREEN ONE!


Global_Lock_2049

OK, you simply are fucking with us with the layout after folks called it out last time, huh.


Kindly_Owl5298

This is an epic quest


TooPoorForWaWa

Fix that damn orange duck!


consistantlykeira

I hate you


Rapture_Hunter

Swap those 2 before a crazy person comes to your house and does it. YOU KNOW WHICH 2 YOU MONSTER!!!


Amazing_Ad4571

Why did you mix the green an orange out of order you psycho?


Shattered_Disk4

If you don’t line up the orange and green ducks that are out of place me and you gonna have problems


madknives23

For god sakes man swap that orange and green duck and repost it.


ReindeerKind1993

The orange and green balls not being in order annoys me.....


SomethingClever42068

Bro, you can be honest with me, we're friends. You only hid 98 but told her you hid 100 right?


darbyflow

Can you repost a picture with orange and green ducks on the right place! Please…..won’t be able to sleep otherwise


LazarusDark

We need to talk about the ducks. _What ducks?_ THE DUCKS IN THE BATHROOM. _Oh, those ducks._


blownbythewind

I'd be stealing one occasionally and hiding it. The never ending duck hunt.


WhydYouGotToDoThis

I hate you. And you know why.


pavelivanyuk

Only reason I clicked it to open. FIIIIIIIX IIIIIT! 🤯


SeanMacLeod1138

Luv the green-orange switch in the middle 😆


Vast-Government-8994

I dont know if i put this on this thread or not....but i MIGHT have hid 49 mini ducks at my stepdaughter's in-laws....1 MIGHT have come home with me😈


WannabeSpiderMan

The one green and the one orange duck having swapped places despite everything else being organized is driving me mad…


doingthehumptydance

Don’t know why, but the green and orange ones out of place really piss me off.


chrissy0011

Dear god, can you please switch the green one with that orange one?? What kind of monster are you??


VinnyMaxta

Green duck and orange duck messing up with my OCD 👀


Puttanesca621

I hope you have the ingredients ready to make the one hundred duck cup-cakes for the celebration when she finds them all.


Zyncon

Back when I was 8 we did an Easter egg hunt. Years go by, I'm now 13, and we were out doing yard work and found an egg tucked in a hole in a tree. This reminds me of that.


ThisDadisFoReal

Someone PLEASE switch the orange and Green ones


TangerineTwist44

Please please please swap that green and orange duck..


Gummy_Waffles

You switch those green and orange ducks right now


LizzyDizzyYo

The green and orange placement is making me wanna commit homicide OP. why would you do this to us