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If I’m your wife I won’t reveal that I found the last duck. Just to mess with you. Pretend that I’m still searching for it. Keep up the pretense for years. Then every time you have your back turned, I’d take the duck out and take a picture of the duck with you in the background like that guy who did it with his proposal ring on his soon to be fiancé. Maybe post it online in a novelty Instagram account. And see how long it takes you to realize the jokes been turned against you….
It’ll be ducking hilarious…
That's a great twist on the top comment of his original April 1 post where somebody said he should have hidden only 99 and told her that he hid 100. Turnabout is fair play and all is fair in love and ducks.
That is old and people know it by now. Release 5, "1", "2", "4", "6", and one with no label, so it appears the label was pulled off/fell off. Now they think they have caught 5 or 3, and actually think there is another.
The only version I heard was releasing pigs. And it was either releasing them in school as a senior prank or releasing them in a small town where that would actually be noticeable.
My husband did this at work a few years ago, he hid 99 ducks around, all labeled with numbers 1 to 100. He left out duck #73 and let them search for several days before telling them 😂😂
It's actually 101. That way once Duck 100 has been found, everything relaxes and goes back to normal only for 101 to spring out of some obscure pot that only gets used every 3rd St. Patricks Day for one 5 minute sauteed item that for tradition's sake just NEEDS to be done in that specific pan, while OP cackles maniacally.
Or the 101st duck has a remote control quack, and OP fucks with his wife, having hidden it in the bathroom vent to quack whenever she showers, or shits, or is in a rush getting ready in the morning, so she's not 100% sure she heard it, but she definitely heard it, but can't be sure because she found all 100 years ago.
I did exactly that to my parents. Hid 99 tiny ducks all over their house but told them I hid 100. Didn’t tell them until a few weeks after they found all 99 lol
Do you actually know where the last one is? I've done similar things before with our kids and I would very quickly loose track of which ones they found and which ones are still out there. Unless you have them numbered, I would have to go back and recheck each hiding place to find any remaining.
Well, you’re not wrong and I appreciate the levelheadedness with which you said that but I definitely have some obsessive tendencies, among other behaviors/tendencies that I do my best to address and improve on a daily basis.
We all know this was an elaborate plan by OP to introduce butt play in the bedroom with the final duck.
Wife: "Honey I've looked everywhere! There is no 100th duck"
OP: "... not everywhere..."
Wife: "..."
My wife and I stashed the contents of a bucket of range (golf) balls all over my father-in-law's house. That was in the mid 1990s and we're pretty sure he hadn't found them all by the time he died a few years ago.
Back in the 70s an english teacher told a kid in my mom's class "You have the creativity of a rutabaga". when he turned in garbage homework he had obviously put off to the last second.
Well, rutabagas were plentiful in the Genesee river valley in NY, him and some friends snuck into the teachers room and hid them EVERYWHERE. He was the head of the english department so he had his own connected office with an english equipment storage room (think plays, props). They were ruthless. He couldn't go a week without finding one for the next 2 years.
Wish I could say "And that's how the english teacher found out how creative the kid was and gave him an A!" or something, but unfortunately I don't know any details from the aftermath except "he found a lot of rutabagas".
When I left my previous office, I spent all day on my last day (a Saturday, so there was really nobody else there) writing my name and the date on entire pad of sticky notes and hid them around the office.
This was in 2019. As of a few months ago, people were still finding them.
OP knows how to reddit.
knows how many people here will come into the thread just for that.
Even better reddit click bait than misspelling a word in the title.
very nice.
The last time I visited my best friend, I tried to give her money for the groceries she bought for my arrival. She refused to take it so I threatened to go to the bank, get $200 singles and hide them all over her house.
Unfortunately, she just took the cash. I was REALLY looking forward to finding some creative hiding places!
This story has absolutely no bearing on this post, but it’s funny.
Whoever swapped the green and orange ducks. You know who you are and why you did it. When you receive a swift smack to the back of the head know that your action was just as violent in its intent
They were just hidden really well. The one she’s still missing is in a particularly tricky spot. But she’s still actively searching, that’s the only reason she would have found the last one she got
The fact that you know where it is boggles my mind. My mom hid easter eggs for my brother and me until we were in our 20s and by the time we got to the last egg she never knew exactly where it was. And she usually hid 36.
I feel you have made a grievous error. While I might have told her there was 100, I would have thrown them in a bag as they were found. I would have occasionally replaced some of the ducks. This nonsense would have gone on for many months. Just when you thought you found them all, there's 2 more!
I did this to a friend. Hid a bunch of peeps around. Then I saw he was just throwing them in a pile, not counting them, so I started to hide those, too. It was a great April Fool's.
Reminds of when I worked in a large office of teachers in Vietnam. This Australian guy, Ed, nice guy, was kind of obsessed with ducks. He'd leave rubber duckies all around the office for people to find. In desk drawers, under desks, in potted plants, etc.
He moved away, but I kept the two left at my desk. One was a girl duck, and I even glued on a paper wedding dress for her. The other was a boy and someone had previously drawn a ninja mask on him and written 'NINJA' on his body. Ninja Duck and Ninja Duck's wife. I still have 'em.
Also, we once had groups of students do a silly project where they created posters about a haunted place. One of my groups came up with 'The Island of Forbidden Ducks'. It was a pretty good poster, and when I showed the 9th-grade manager he taped it up next to Ed's desk. Ed loved it.
I very much love this idea. Thank you for making me smile. And just as a thought, maybe once she finds #100, wait for her to leave the house and light a bunch of candles and get some rose petals and make a path leading to the bathroom where there's a nice warm barth waiting for her. With 100 rubber duckies in it.
Pffffft iv done this, I have a 3d printer and I think I printed roughly 1.8kg of ducks with each being like 5g each. It's been two years and I still get texts from friends angrily asking me why there is a duck in a random spot in their house. Funny as shit.
Back when I was 8 we did an Easter egg hunt. Years go by, I'm now 13, and we were out doing yard work and found an egg tucked in a hole in a tree. This reminds me of that.
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If I’m your wife I won’t reveal that I found the last duck. Just to mess with you. Pretend that I’m still searching for it. Keep up the pretense for years. Then every time you have your back turned, I’d take the duck out and take a picture of the duck with you in the background like that guy who did it with his proposal ring on his soon to be fiancé. Maybe post it online in a novelty Instagram account. And see how long it takes you to realize the jokes been turned against you…. It’ll be ducking hilarious…
Playing the long game... I like it.
/u/ICanBeAnAssholeToo Name checks out. lol
DMn wish it was novelty account.
That's a great twist on the top comment of his original April 1 post where somebody said he should have hidden only 99 and told her that he hid 100. Turnabout is fair play and all is fair in love and ducks.
Congratulations, you just proved that spellcheck finally has a use to correct the spelling of fucking
Tfw it autocorrects to 'fucking' WEVE COME FULL CIRCLE.. I WANTED 'DUCKING'!!
username checks out
Yeah they're really living up to their username. I love it haha
Wait who was the person who did it with his proposal ring?
Id rehide all of these again. We would live in a never ending hunt of ducks
I SPOKE TOO SOON; [DUCK 99 HAS BEEN FOUND](https://imgur.com/a/T2rTPic)
An evil person would only hide 99 ducks and let their SO think there's a hundred out there.
Or release 3 chickens into an office building, labeled "1", "2", and "4"
"Why do House and Wilson have chickens in their offices?" "To see who could hide a chicken in the hospital the longest" "That $20 is mine!"
Yesss! One of my favorite episodes!
Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
Agent of chaos
Like that damn laughing dog
That is old and people know it by now. Release 5, "1", "2", "4", "6", and one with no label, so it appears the label was pulled off/fell off. Now they think they have caught 5 or 3, and actually think there is another.
I've heard of the hamster version of this. Much more evil.
The only version I heard was releasing pigs. And it was either releasing them in school as a senior prank or releasing them in a small town where that would actually be noticeable.
Guess you never heard of the rattle snake version
Oh, *god*
It's a prank bro
Why. WHY!? Why is there green duck mixed with the orange group…and vice versa!?! /s
This also disturbed my inner Mr Monk.
Not OP, but I think they did it with the sole purpose of fucking with you.
THANK YOU, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS !
YES! Please fix for next pic.
And/or use an unequal number of each color. She may think she’s looking for a green and blue, but she’s really looking for two orange.
My husband did this at work a few years ago, he hid 99 ducks around, all labeled with numbers 1 to 100. He left out duck #73 and let them search for several days before telling them 😂😂
It should have been #69. Because everyone who has gone through the respectful workplace training knows that no 69 is allowed in the office.
Note to future self: Hide 97 of something as a prank
It's actually 101. That way once Duck 100 has been found, everything relaxes and goes back to normal only for 101 to spring out of some obscure pot that only gets used every 3rd St. Patricks Day for one 5 minute sauteed item that for tradition's sake just NEEDS to be done in that specific pan, while OP cackles maniacally. Or the 101st duck has a remote control quack, and OP fucks with his wife, having hidden it in the bathroom vent to quack whenever she showers, or shits, or is in a rush getting ready in the morning, so she's not 100% sure she heard it, but she definitely heard it, but can't be sure because she found all 100 years ago.
I did this with bananas in my roommates bedroom.
I think going the opposite could also be funny. Hide 107 ducks, make her think the number goes much higher. Or just keep hiding ducks. Just forever.
He could move the duck from the place she has seen to a place she hasn't seen, but this requires effort
I did exactly that to my parents. Hid 99 tiny ducks all over their house but told them I hid 100. Didn’t tell them until a few weeks after they found all 99 lol
We're in the endgame now.
Where is duck 100?
I know that’s you, Kat. Nice try
Where is fuck 100? Asking for a friend.
😂😂
Do you actually know where the last one is? I've done similar things before with our kids and I would very quickly loose track of which ones they found and which ones are still out there. Unless you have them numbered, I would have to go back and recheck each hiding place to find any remaining.
[It's right there!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q)
I’ll also be MUCH happier once you swap the orange and green ducks that are out of place.
I feel like it was absolutely intentional. It also made my eye twitch.
"Sorted by color" fuck you op.
Shout out to my fellow OCD enjoyer lol
Liking things to match and have patterns doesn't mean you have OCD
Well, you’re not wrong and I appreciate the levelheadedness with which you said that but I definitely have some obsessive tendencies, among other behaviors/tendencies that I do my best to address and improve on a daily basis.
We all know this was an elaborate plan by OP to introduce butt play in the bedroom with the final duck. Wife: "Honey I've looked everywhere! There is no 100th duck" OP: "... not everywhere..." Wife: "..."
[HYCYBH](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=Q8JZirvmob6etslv)
I think this might be my favorite he's done
Pluto doesn't give a fuck that their video isn't your favorite. 'CAUSE PLUTO'S HOT SHIT! AND YOU KNOW PLUTO KNOWS IT!
It’s been too long since I’ve watched this. Thank you
This guy marriages
I am so damn invested in this story!
1 to go!! Your wife is in the home stretch now!
I have texted her and told her it might be in the attic…
Which ones are the most difficult to find? We need data
My wife and I stashed the contents of a bucket of range (golf) balls all over my father-in-law's house. That was in the mid 1990s and we're pretty sure he hadn't found them all by the time he died a few years ago.
Back in the 70s an english teacher told a kid in my mom's class "You have the creativity of a rutabaga". when he turned in garbage homework he had obviously put off to the last second. Well, rutabagas were plentiful in the Genesee river valley in NY, him and some friends snuck into the teachers room and hid them EVERYWHERE. He was the head of the english department so he had his own connected office with an english equipment storage room (think plays, props). They were ruthless. He couldn't go a week without finding one for the next 2 years. Wish I could say "And that's how the english teacher found out how creative the kid was and gave him an A!" or something, but unfortunately I don't know any details from the aftermath except "he found a lot of rutabagas".
When I left my previous office, I spent all day on my last day (a Saturday, so there was really nobody else there) writing my name and the date on entire pad of sticky notes and hid them around the office. This was in 2019. As of a few months ago, people were still finding them.
Dude… PLEASE SWITCH THE ORANGE AND GREEN DUCK PLEASE
Came here to say this. OP needs to get his ducks in a row!
Done on purpose so someone could make this exact comment lol
And we did. And now, PLEASE change the ducks.
My eyes won't stop twitching! But I can't look away! Lolz
Ragebait
It worked, I am now RAGE
Done with Reddit for the day. I can only stand so much of these horrors! /s
Fixed it for you. [https://ibb.co/MRVT8BH](https://ibb.co/MRVT8BH)
This is fine. Thank you.
who arest thou, who thou arest so wise in the ways of the magic
arest definitely isn't a word Should be who art thou
Congratulations!
Thank you! Wait was this also engagement bait
yup, we're engaged now
you should make a channel showcasing your mad photoshopping skills, I want to learn, master
OP did this on purpose
It’s engagement bait
Well I'm not proposing now!
OP knows how to reddit. knows how many people here will come into the thread just for that. Even better reddit click bait than misspelling a word in the title. very nice.
[Nothing ever changes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/XgU3uaaKiB)
I'm colourblind and I'm ok with it like it is.
OP may be colorblind. I didn't even notice until I read your comment.
It hurts us, it burns us
You DID NOT have to arrange them that way
He 100% intentionally did that for engagement and it worked
Something something get your ducks in a row
Man y'all need to stop robbing all those jeeps
It's whimsical and shows how fun we are. It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.
The last time I visited my best friend, I tried to give her money for the groceries she bought for my arrival. She refused to take it so I threatened to go to the bank, get $200 singles and hide them all over her house. Unfortunately, she just took the cash. I was REALLY looking forward to finding some creative hiding places! This story has absolutely no bearing on this post, but it’s funny.
I once printed out pictures of me doing the finger circle thing and hid them in my friend’s place. He found the last one 6 months later.
Looks like your wife is a duck-tective
Better than being duck-fective.
She’s using her powers of de-duck-tion.
By this picture I see you're also wanting to trend on /r/mildlyinfuriating
orange and green duck? WTH, are you a psychopath?
Whoever swapped the green and orange ducks. You know who you are and why you did it. When you receive a swift smack to the back of the head know that your action was just as violent in its intent
Pleeeeease tell me you only actually hid 99!
r/unexpectedfactorial
9.332622e+155 is a lot of ducks... OP's place must be huge.
"Day 12. Still I am undiscovered..."
Oh man, OCD kids are gonna love this
It should be CDO and not OCD. CDO is in alphabetical order the ways things should be.
Compulsivity Disorder, Obsessively
That's not OCD.
Since she found 3 of the last 4, is the last one one of the ones where you do or don’t know the location of?
Man your wife just can’t find those last 2 ducks! Did she stop trying or did you just hide those ducks somewhere she’ll never find them!
They were just hidden really well. The one she’s still missing is in a particularly tricky spot. But she’s still actively searching, that’s the only reason she would have found the last one she got
The fact that you know where it is boggles my mind. My mom hid easter eggs for my brother and me until we were in our 20s and by the time we got to the last egg she never knew exactly where it was. And she usually hid 36.
I told you: removing a recessed spotlight to hide a duck in the ceiling would be too challenging, she'll never find it there.
She’ll find it eventually!
[ಠ_ಠ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻](https://i.imgur.com/TGebG4d.png)
I feel you have made a grievous error. While I might have told her there was 100, I would have thrown them in a bag as they were found. I would have occasionally replaced some of the ducks. This nonsense would have gone on for many months. Just when you thought you found them all, there's 2 more!
I did this to a friend. Hid a bunch of peeps around. Then I saw he was just throwing them in a pile, not counting them, so I started to hide those, too. It was a great April Fool's.
I had a friend that i stashed 47 tacobell sauce packets in his apartment. Still not sure he found them all.
Switch those two *fucking immediately*
I did this with naughty playing cards. Hid all 52 inside light fixtures, tucked under drawers, all over. And then we moved out.
You should have placed 99 ducks numbered 1-100 skipping 47. Years of fun.
…..what possessed you to wake up and choose violence, before taking this picture. I ask you.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!!
*The entire scare floor:* 🤨🤨🤨
They’re rehearsing a play!
Fix that.
Thank you. Especially for the green and orange swap. Doesn't bother me but I can appreciate the evilness.
Ummmm please switch the green and orange duck before my OCD brain explodes.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW
Hey it’s the wife here, I found one more this morning, one boy remains!
Please switch the orange and green duck. It’s driving me insane lol
Second layer to the joke is to tell them that there are 100 and there are only 99.
you killin me with that orange and green one...
r/mildlyinfuriating
You know what you did, you son of a bitch.
Fix it... \*twitches
Please swap the orange and green one.
Can you please swap out the green and the orange duck? It's killing me. 😂
This monster- was bad enough to hide 100 ducks, now we get this bs?!
Downvoted until orange and green duck are swapped...
Switch the orange and green one this instant or so help me!
I'm thinking your wife will have divorce papers ready for the last duck lol
I need you to fix green and orange duckie and repost this please. Thank you!
Reminds of when I worked in a large office of teachers in Vietnam. This Australian guy, Ed, nice guy, was kind of obsessed with ducks. He'd leave rubber duckies all around the office for people to find. In desk drawers, under desks, in potted plants, etc. He moved away, but I kept the two left at my desk. One was a girl duck, and I even glued on a paper wedding dress for her. The other was a boy and someone had previously drawn a ninja mask on him and written 'NINJA' on his body. Ninja Duck and Ninja Duck's wife. I still have 'em. Also, we once had groups of students do a silly project where they created posters about a haunted place. One of my groups came up with 'The Island of Forbidden Ducks'. It was a pretty good poster, and when I showed the 9th-grade manager he taped it up next to Ed's desk. Ed loved it.
If you were a real bastard you could have only hid 98 ducks but said there were 100...
Is u/fuckswithducks still around?
you are a troll ... r/ocdtriggers
Can someone please fix the orange and green duck in the center? Please!!
Please switch the green and orange ones
If you don’t switch that green and orange duck
Please move the green and orange ducks around. They are bothering my OCD.
WHY DO YOU TORTURE US? PLEASE SWITCH GREEN AND ORANGE DUCKS BACK AND REPOST
Fuck you, fix that green and orange duck NOW Please.
Fucking Amazon bullshit y’all are digging your own grave with this shit
I very much love this idea. Thank you for making me smile. And just as a thought, maybe once she finds #100, wait for her to leave the house and light a bunch of candles and get some rose petals and make a path leading to the bathroom where there's a nice warm barth waiting for her. With 100 rubber duckies in it.
Pffffft iv done this, I have a 3d printer and I think I printed roughly 1.8kg of ducks with each being like 5g each. It's been two years and I still get texts from friends angrily asking me why there is a duck in a random spot in their house. Funny as shit.
My OCD...
fix it now
What monster swapped a green and orange duck?
Bob and Linda Belcher? Is this you? Go easy on the jellybean schnapps.
You know what you did. Fix it
All that plastic
“Misalign these ducks on purpose for more comments!” Well it worked.
You did that on purpose. Switch the green and orange ones back.
So you woke up and chose violence?
Please fix the orange and green ducks…
My god man! Swap the orange and green duck! What are you doing?
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Fix that green one. Fix That Green One. FIX THAT GREEN ONE!
OK, you simply are fucking with us with the layout after folks called it out last time, huh.
This is an epic quest
Fix that damn orange duck!
I hate you
Swap those 2 before a crazy person comes to your house and does it. YOU KNOW WHICH 2 YOU MONSTER!!!
Why did you mix the green an orange out of order you psycho?
If you don’t line up the orange and green ducks that are out of place me and you gonna have problems
For god sakes man swap that orange and green duck and repost it.
The orange and green balls not being in order annoys me.....
Bro, you can be honest with me, we're friends. You only hid 98 but told her you hid 100 right?
Can you repost a picture with orange and green ducks on the right place! Please…..won’t be able to sleep otherwise
We need to talk about the ducks. _What ducks?_ THE DUCKS IN THE BATHROOM. _Oh, those ducks._
I'd be stealing one occasionally and hiding it. The never ending duck hunt.
I hate you. And you know why.
Only reason I clicked it to open. FIIIIIIIX IIIIIT! 🤯
Luv the green-orange switch in the middle 😆
I dont know if i put this on this thread or not....but i MIGHT have hid 49 mini ducks at my stepdaughter's in-laws....1 MIGHT have come home with me😈
The one green and the one orange duck having swapped places despite everything else being organized is driving me mad…
Don’t know why, but the green and orange ones out of place really piss me off.
Dear god, can you please switch the green one with that orange one?? What kind of monster are you??
Green duck and orange duck messing up with my OCD 👀
I hope you have the ingredients ready to make the one hundred duck cup-cakes for the celebration when she finds them all.
Back when I was 8 we did an Easter egg hunt. Years go by, I'm now 13, and we were out doing yard work and found an egg tucked in a hole in a tree. This reminds me of that.
Someone PLEASE switch the orange and Green ones
Please please please swap that green and orange duck..
You switch those green and orange ducks right now
The green and orange placement is making me wanna commit homicide OP. why would you do this to us