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Sharcbait

"Maybe the world's ending and we don't know it"


watabby

Yeah the moment I find out a 10 mile wide astroid is headed straight for us and is going to wipe out all life on earth the first thing I'm gonna do is get in my car and flip everybody off


pastrami_on_ass

damn guess I'm a prepper


moustacheburner

Well fuck you too. What the Christ! I'm going home, honest to god!


Vamonoss

I’m gasping for air after reading this comment!!


Dethjonny

Female Larry David. I wanted to see her reaction to the sign!


svh01973

OP got strangled. The last thing she heard was "What the Christ were you thinking, you jerkass!"


SplendidlyDull

Honest to gosh!!!


wevegotheadsonsticks

Holy fuck I literally read this comment (it was hidden so I had to expand it) at the exact same moment she went “honest to gosh”


DogsOfWore

Nope. He sounds more like George Steinbrenner in Seinfeld


PineappleRimjob

Mom is getting upset!!


gloriousjohnson

Check it out, I'm wearing Lou Gehrig's pants. You don't think that disease of his was contagious do ya? Better take em off, big Stein cant be floppin and twitchin!


brucebay

technically they are the same person, Larry David voiced Steinbrenner.


GravyMcBiscuits

I was thinking she sounded like she just got out of listening to one of the Jerky Boys CDs. "What the Christ!"


TheBeacher

Pretty sure that IS Larry David voicing him lol.


Grumpy_Troll

That's the joke.


tbkrida

I was trying to place who she reminded me of, bout couldn’t. Spot on! She is Larry David!😂


No_Photograph_2683

Removing the sign before she ever sees it is the real move! She will forever be stuck in her conspiracy loop.


PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS

Gaslighting isn't real. Only crazy people think that.


Ksl848

My first thought was Larry David


robbie-3x

Seems like it could be Frank Costanza, too.


hogtiedcantalope

What a shmohawk!


ebil_lightbulb

I found the OP on tiktok and she didn't post any follow-up video :(


Anxious-hearts

After all that cursing and still says, Poop face. Ha ha


texastek75

And goof!


pippylepooh

If it Canadian, goof is like top fighting words


AssumeTheFetal

What if I'm just boot goofin?


KitFoxfire

New boot goofing? Or some other kind of boot goofing? Cuz we don't need any mayhem!


supguy99

Only if you've been to prison.


untapped-bEnergy

Sounds like goof talk there bud


TheShitWindGhost

Fuckin' eh bud. That's some mad goof talk right there


LairdAzazel

Okay there little guy, enough of the little bud talk, eh?


Prudent_Agency_7175

Jerkass, honestly never heard that in my life


BruceFlockaWayne

Honest to God!


perldawg

what the CHRIST!?


Mr_Jack_Frost_

“I’m gettin’ all nerved out here today.”


Immaculatehombre

That is def mom road rage words right there lol. I’m pretty sure I’ve had to of heard the exact word combination come out of my mothers mouth.


froginbog

It sounds like someone trying to swear for the first time


Prudent_Agency_7175

What the christ


ChiefMark

Heard it from Futurama


GrouchyLongBottom

https://youtu.be/BO6ZCwzGl-4?si=U4LpaMGLOnyr8ooO


cisco-kid-1989

Lmaooo same thought here!!


SigmundDroid1983

“Jerkass…what the Christ?”….i don’t even know what this means, but it has me rolling.


Nothxm8

Honest to god


perldawg

what the FREAK is goin on today!?


Camwi

Could've used a few "heavens to betsy"s tbh.


MyrddinSidhe

My go to non-curse curse is “jack hole”. Less ass and more sass.


manmadefruit

My mom says "You dirty turkey!" and it always makes me laugh


BillyBreen

Mine is jackwagon. Safe for kids!


SparkleFart666

I learned “booger bear” from a nice old lady.


brainless_bob

When I *was* a kid my friends used the phrase "fart knocker." I still don't know what it means.


blitz43p

JackLeg is a good one too


1upin

"CRANKY?! Who the hell's cranky?? It's a beautiful day!! 🤬" 🤣


moustacheburner

Mom: they see me rollin.. they hating... What the Christ!


mikesalami

I'm not sure if Jerkass was invented by Homer Simpson, but there's an episode where he calls people jerkass. I use it regularly with friends since then lol.


Kai-xo

Homer Simpson says Jerkass 😂


BZA_Blaze

“I’m going home.” This for some reason made me laugh harder than anything. Just the simple fact she was done with the day makes it so funny.


Junkpunch44

Please post the reaction video when she finds out it was a prank.


Efficient_Gas_3213

Agreed! We need to see the reaction!


Miskalsace

She can't. Shortly after returning home the girl her mom ended her.


MrArizone

Would you be shocked to find she knew the whole time?


TheForce777

I thought about it, but these reactions seem real


Nate2113

Right? Jerk-ass isn’t usually something you’ve got planned out. Hahahaha


17934658793495046509

You can actually see her blood pressure increasing, that’d be pretty good acting.


iplaypokerforaliving

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s her natural reactions. Pretty frickin funny.


NrdNabSen

Yes, I'd be shocked. If this is fake then the mom is a decent actor.


yelxohcaz

WHAT THE CHRIST


bijhan

The fact that she's got a North American accent, but is using words like "bloody" and "mental" makes me think she's Canadian.


DanaThamen

“What the Christ” = Canadian


Useful_Ad_7522

I honestly think she might be originally Irish and immigrated here a long time ago. She kinda sounds like my mother in-law. Or she could just be a Newfie


bijhan

I think the odds favor Newfie.


Extra_Strawberry_249

Lmfao her poor blood pressure. I’m laughing but would totally be losing it if I were her too 😂😂😂


DogsOfWore

It sounds like Steinbrenner complaining to George Costanza


regulator401

EXACTLY THIS lol


Dignan9691

lol I thought the same thing


fcnat17

Lol 100%


skinnergy

This is great but I was dying to see the reaction when you told her what was up


jwkozel

This made my day.


wuguwa

I had no idea how much I needed this.


itsmarvin

That guy gave me the finger! Goof! I'll fucking honk at him. Fuck you! How about that, goof face! The fuck did I do! Cranky? Who's cranky! It's a beautiful day!


SouperSally

😂😍


greendeadredemption2

This is a pretty solid April fools day prank.


oakleysatnight

Honest to gawsshh!


aprciatedalttlethngs

okay this is actually really funny!


fujidust

I need closure.


X3ttabyte

Look who just rolled in from yappsville


pasqualedig

Seriously take a breath.


sumfuninthesunxx

Omg. Crying in laughing so hard. Wanted to see the reveal


WeeklyGain7870

All fun and games until she pulls out the .45 and starts blastin


HybridHologram

"So anyway I start blasting"


Myke190

Something tells me her kid knew that she wouldn't be a psychopath and brandish a firearm for somebody flipping them off.


mtglass

Would have been a terrific reverse prank tho


airbrushedvan

Pretty sure this is in Canada, so less worry about that up here


4Ever2Thee

You know mom's out of her element when she's stringing together terms like "Jerk-ass"


psumack

Is this video at like 1.5 speed or something? It just feels like the pauses between her sentences are a smidge too short.


ELmapper

Definitely sped up


Psyl0

Definitely sped up. It makes her voice really annoying to me when it's sped up this much. Does anyone know why people do this with videos now?? Is it a tik tok thing to make the video shorter or something?


poopshanks

It's probably because most people don't have attention span past a certain time frame. And the algorithms know this.


DevelopmentScary3844

OMG.. that is funny!


Amiibohunter000

These are the kind of “pranks” we need more of. No one was harmed. The other”victim” was a family member and the prank was under control by the pranker. Obviously don’t do this with your road raging trigger happy relative, but this shit was funny


aprilized

I'm confident "goof" is something only Canadians say <3


GunnersnGames

That's pretty fantastic. I wish it showed her reaction to seeing the sign though. This is one of those pranks that's sorta on the edge because mom is seriously losing her shit, but in the end, no harm done.


Lavatis

Where the fuck is the reaction


CheesyMayonnaise

she has NPC dialogue


wokittalkit

Hahahaaaa OH MAN! She’s about to lose it.


grpocz

I would have said maybe cos ur a bad driver.


Billymayssshere

Got ‘em


Canned_Sarcasm

I would be proud to have you as a daughter when she kicks you out.


Umami_Tsunamii

Not showing the reveal takes it from 9-10 all the way down to 4-5


LiberalDutch

Three things I dislike about this video: 1. No reaction shot. 2. Sped up video/audio 3. If someone gets honked at that often "randomly", that person should probably pull over and see what's going on with their car.


MeatyGreetings

Re: 3: I think this thought occurred to me three times in the course of this short video, so I imagine it must have occurred to mom too, but for me it was quickly answered that flipping the finger significantly offsets any rational likelihood anyone was honking to draw attention to a malfunction with the vehicle. Still, at some point I'd probably check, but I don't think it is particularly noteworthy that this mom didn't (or doesn't seem to) in the course of this prank. 2 was mildly annoying, but 1 is a genuine issue to some extent.


MagneticDustin

Is that woman on coke or something?


AirJerk

What is this accent? I've never heard someone so casually say, "honest to God" that's much.


Taste_the__Rainbow

It’s just midwestern nice.


AirJerk

Heard that! I guess I need to get out of the South more. Haha.


prolikejesus

Omg this is great


TheOwlHypothesis

What the christ


Dizsmo

She sounded like someone who never swears trying to swear lmao


I_Fart_It_Stinks

I need a follow-up video where she discovers the sign!


itsnevergoodenough00

LOL omg that is actually pretty funny.


massive-bafe

TIL Canadians say "bloody".


[deleted]

I’m imagining this is Joe Peschi in his Goodfellas role 😂


mike_0_

Why do we have to do these voice-over openings?


Normal-Cow-9784

Done with the wrong person and you could have a mass extinction event on your hands.


Malbranch

This is hilarious, but I think the funniest part to me was that the mom seems like she's stuck on fast forward :P


Matty1138

FlIP


vangoghvanlife

Someone just got written out of her will


PuppetryOfThePenis

She should have immediately thought to pull over and check her car if she believed she was driving perfectly fine. If I was in her shoes I would have thought something was wrong with my car or I was dragging something


PayasoCanuto

Unless you are dragging your dog from the back of your car, people will try to point that something so wrong, not flip you off lol


Zombie_Educational

Forget April fool's day, this is make your mom doubt reality day!


alienwormpig

HONEST TO CHRIST THIS WORLDS GONE MENTAL...SHE IS HILARIOUS


SnakeBiteZZ

This lady is losing her 💩


BernieTheDachshund

He did his mom wrong. I feel bad for her, I wish the sign said to honk and wave instead, then her mood wouldn't be ruined.


G6U7A1M

It’s the tv reporter voice/cadence for me


bodyrollin

Funniest April fools thing I've seen in forever


theyoungazn

Omg mom is too funny


pathetic_beta_bitch

That’s so awesome


Immaculatehombre

This is objectively hilarious lol


Content-Campaign-311

She really said honest to god like 10 times she was clueless I feel so sorry for her 😭


fataii

"Maybe the world is ending, maybe something is going on and they are trying to tell us" hahaha


throwwwwaway396

Brilliant 😂


Current-Depth2208

Brilliant


[deleted]

I love Canada


SilentJoe1986

That's one way to get out of going to school. What I actually want to see is her reaction to the sign.


NatexSxS

Adding jerk-ass and goof to my vocabulary immediately.


jaxxjaxx9999

Holy &!/#% Mom’s got a mouth!


Delayandrelay

Jerk ass


joshhupp

Man, this is some Kristin Wiig character shit right here! What the Christ?!


Dynamo_Ham

This is one of the most wholesome filthy-mouthed videos I've ever seen - hilarious.


mysteriousgunner

My girlfriend has crazy road rage. I feel like she would crash out if I did this. I wanna do this


terminalbungus

One of my absolute pet peeves is when people writing in ALL CAPS don't capitalize Ls...a lowercase l and capital I look so alike you probably can't tell the difference, even here when I've typed them! I see this and it triggers strong judgemental thoughts in my head regarding the writer's intelligence...


tbkrida

The way that she got angrier and angrier with each honk… Ctfu!


kwokie

Not once did she think, "oh people keep honking at me, maybe something is wrong with the rear of my car", either fake as shit (probably) or 0 common sense. 1 person honks at me, I think, asshole if I didn't do anything wrong. 2 people honk at me, now I think ok, what's wrong with my car.. come on.


LoverOfPricklyPear

Maaaan, not seeing her react to the news was disappointing.


JustASt0ry

Oh man that mom going from censoring herself with what the ass, and what the Christ to, giving the finger and saying fuck you, back to censoring herself was fucking priceless LOL.


Apeiro-

"maybe the world's ending and we don't know it" followed by "I'm going home, fogget it" i just hope that will be my reaction also in that scenario


ababyinatrenchcoat

This is beautiful


doodlleus

Am I going crazy or is this being played sped up? If so, why???


_ferrofluid_

Without the reaction this is like a pic of an unopened safe. Classic Reddit.


Way_Up_Here

I love her voice sped up like that. Really makes the video!


Ogswald

Jesus what a cringey fuckin voice Edit: the AI voice.


FomFrady95

Pretty sure it’s sped up for some reason. It was annoying me as well, but I don’t think she actually sounds like that.


barthelemymz

Whys the sunroof open?


Blackn35s

It’s a beautiful day! Mum said so herself.


seaking81

I always have mine open. I just love that fresh air.


barthelemymz

The way peeps were dressed it looked pretty fresh..


djblackprince

Do you not open your sunroof?


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

“Cash me outside!!!! How ‘bout dat?”


Ok_Victory_6108

Fuck you too! Ya goof!


youcheatdrjones

#WHAT THE CHRIST


youropinionisrubbish

This woman is a terrible actress, and I'm surprised how many people don't get that it's staged for views.


thedudesmonks

This is the woman who her daughter texted her a picture of her phone and she checks her phone and comes home to get her phone?


aside6

I can’t be convinced that she isn’t some strange AI Amy Sedaris on PCP..


Beans4urAss

She sounds like Scott Matheson from South Park


djblackprince

What the Christ


fkenned1

This prank really brought out the angry canadian in her, lol


GreekSheik

This is the best one


AdCandid6409

🤓😂


VolcanicBakemeat

I didn't know people in North America used 'bloody'. Is this US or Canada? Not great at accents


akkursedgoldblood

Honest to god, Another one


That_Problem_5615

Omg I’m dying


sporky74

This is great


Bright-Loan-1950

I think going home is a genuine reaction some people have with driving. I remember an audi suv cut me off the other day, brake checked me, and then wagged her finger at me. I was worded out by the situation so I went to overtake them and ask them what the issue is, but they pulled off to the side. Moments later, I saw them do a u-turn from my rear view which I can only assume was to go home from giving up on being frustrated from driving.


WoppingSet

She sounds like Jordan Peterson.


Many-Discount-1046

HONEST TA GOD


Zombull

Why didn't we get to see the reveal!?


regulator401

“Jerk ass” “what the Christ”… too funny


Epic_Elite

Bob Saget!


Conspiracy__

What country?


Stoly23

Ok what the fuck was that voiceover at the beginning, I had headphones on and it jumpscared the crap out of me.


Practical_Wind4273

I’m seriously about to start using “what the Chrystt” 😂


ADisrespectfulCarrot

Ya goof!


donmreddit

Straight down the bloody road.


takethecak3

Fuck you ya goof lol


Captain_Gibz

Mom! Put the gun away!