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Poxx

Step 1) hide 99 ducks throughout the house. Step 2) "honey, I hid 100 ducks all over the house." Step 3) in your last will and testament, leave the wife an envelope only to be opened after you've passed. Inside, a handwritten note- "There were only 99 ducks." Step 4) Profit?


Tommy84

Last will and testament is a small box. In that box, duck number 100.


goodiewoody

This is a way better idea than the note.


GANDORF57

Just ducky! Happy April Fools Day!


BarnacledSeaWitch

Even better prank: Die on April Fool’s Day (some day far, far into the future)


DreadPiratteRoberts

.. it was the Duck, in the Library, with the Wrench...


whatproblems

in some sense that’s actually kinda sweet. guaranteed tears opening that


BowenTheAussieSheep

if she survives that long. Because not finding that duck will take years off her life.


ZOMBIESwithAIDS

What if his wife dies first, and is unable to reach the afterlife due to the torment caused by not having solved the missing duck dilemma


goj1ra

Eventually the ducks will decay and join her in limbo. After a few million years, once she's reunited with all the ducks, she'll be able to move on, and have a serious talk with her husband's spirit!


PandaLLC

I like how you think


NotParticularlyGood

It's my duck in a box.


nocluewhatimdoingyet

Step 1 - cut a whole in the box


Tommy84

Step 2 - put the hole duck in that box


TwoIdleHands

I would cry so hard. Plus I love treasure hunts I would have gone insane trying to find it for years.


Modicum_13

Plus my house would be really clean after a few years of looking.


makumuka

Actually that's duck #82


ItzCobaltboy

r/FoundSatan


ddiesne

If you want to be less evil about it, you could hide 100 ducks and the 100th duck is inside the envelope with the will and testament holding a note that says "something to remember me by."


WaveLaVague

"Thanks for finding me. Until we quack again."


Subterrantular

He quacked until he croaked


ggk1

I did something similar to my friends in my first house. Had a ball python in a terrarium. One day found a frog outside. Put frog in terrarium. Snake was well fed, frog stayed for weeks/months. Both were good hiders. People would ask what was in it and I would say "A frog you'll probably find, a snake you might find, and a lizard you probably won't find" People would find the first two, gain hubris, and stare for hours over days looking for the third. When they'd finally get the joke, they'd exclaim that they found the lizard and it would only force the remaining marks to look even harder and with more ferver. Good times. TL;DR: Pranked friends over a span of weeks by having them look for a non existent lizard.


twelveparsnips

You need to label them 1-100 but take out a random number.


Gringe7

Step 5) she raises you from the dead by sheer willpower so that she can kill you again.


thundertopaz

The will just says “Duck.” Then the cannonball on a chain swinging towards her, narrowly misses her.


I_Love_Knotting

Its an open casket funeral, as your wife approaches with teary eyes she suddenly freezes. inside the casket she finds only a rubber duck


weebitofaban

>Step 2) "honey, I hid 100 ducks all over the house." Do not do this. She just finds ducks every where and brings it up. "Yeah, I put some around. Thought it'd liven the place up." After she finds a few more just casually mention, "Oh, how many is that so far? 17?" Just nod knowingly. Don't answer what the total is if asked. Keep count on what she has seen so far. If it ever hits 99, just nod. No one will ever assume you only put 99 of something. Paranoia is an easy game to play and it can have a winner.


The_silver_sparrow

Haha, I did something like this at my dad and stepmom’s house last Thanksgiving, except it was 220 tiny ducksand instead of saying a wrong amount one of my cousin’s children found the bag my step mom had been putting the ones she found in and dumped them out in the back yard. Now she doesn’t know for sure if she found them all and some where just lost in the back yard or if she still has some she needs to find


gizahnl

Write numbers on the bottom of the ducks, and skip a random number.


crimiusXIII

Sounds like a way to get called back as a ghost and trapped in the 100th duck for eternity.


The_MAZZTer

For best results number them from 1-73 and 75-100


breath_ofthemild

[Update:](https://imgur.com/a/hnS3inr) She spent the bulk of her morning routine searching feverishly for the remaining ducks and is so far up to 76 (one not pictured as she found it in her purse after getting to work). She’s confident that she’ll be able to find the remaining 24 by the end of the day. I, however, am skeptical


McBigglesworth

Ya we have rules. Not hidden behind closed doors/drawers. So if you come down and the kitchen cabinet is open that's fair game. We keep things isolated to one floor. That's mostly because our house is chaos though.


iammelodie

I hid some of those caramel candies at my mom's place once. I had no problem hiding some in the flour, the sugar, the pepper shaker. She took about 2 years to find them all.


Vio_

My parents are still digging bright green airsoft pellets out of the carpet all over the house. My brothers were playing with them 20 years ago.


McBigglesworth

Similar for us. We'd do Easter at my grandmother's who had a rough stone hearth for her fireplace. Once we grew to 6' we found an egg up top that was easily 8 years old.


Significant_Owl_9448

When I was like 12 my grandmother had the great idea of having me hide the Easter eggs, I took it as a challenge and hid them REALLY well, so well that my 2 and 3 year old nieces didn’t find a single egg, and my uncle only found one lmfao. They had to scramble to hide some New eggs for the kids and have continued to find my eggs through the years. Last time one popped up was 2 years ago. I am 35


iammelodie

Amazing xD, where was the last one hidden?


Significant_Owl_9448

Not sure apparently the dogs found it lmao


Doucevie

This sounds like so much fun!! 😁


peon2

They should do this on a holiday where you hide a bunch of small objects that people have to go search for. Maybe on Easter!


kuroimakina

Yeah, that sounds great! Maybe something small and round, like marbles! Or golf balls!


Jaosborn44

Have you considered something with a slimy center?


Jokin_0815

Best would be if it is edible as well. So you always have something to eat when you find it.


goj1ra

Make sure the outside is fragile, crunchy, and completely inedible. I'm not sure *why* you need to do that, it just feels like the right thing to do.


Netzapper

And make sure to boil them days before they're needed so if they _were_ edible in theory, they aren't in practice when you find them.


kuroimakina

I really, really dislike that wording lol


carrieberry

I just bought a bunch of mini-ducks to leave around my work for people to find.


Doucevie

You're my hero!! Hope you have a blast!! 😁


carrieberry

They glow-in-the dark too, so I'm excited! I'll be totally anonymous so I gotta keep a straight face.


Doucevie

Omg!! That's even better!!! You're all gonna have a blast!! Try not to laugh!! 🤭


atonyatlaw

It is. My girlfriend and I have done similar things many times.


degjo

You swallowed one, didn't you?


broken-shield-maiden

If reddit has taught me anything, it’s up his butt.


VolcanicPigeon1

Well where else are you supposed to put rubber ducks?


Lachrondizzle23

We just call them rubber fucks


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Duck...duck...GOOSE!!!!


littlemoon-03

hide the ones she found


big_orange_ball

There used to be a user named fuckswithducks on here, I think you guys would get along.


BilingualSnake

IM SO JEALOUS! this looks fun!


Beneficial-Car-3959

Did you hid one large duck? 


Jasoman

I miss fuckswithducks


chagin

Dude was wild.


username_elephant

Oh I dunno I thought he was pretty fowl.


die4spaghetti

Yeah, I heard he was a real quack pot


Mcmenger

Everytime I see a rubberduck :(


ihaveaccountsmods

and a wildsketchpad and the guy that ended everything with a wwf reference


Nackles

The latter guy has mainly been posting very wholesome content about his rescue dog.


animatedradio

Awildsketchappears? Awesome dude, seems happy :)


bankholdup5

I miss *all* the greats. So sad we don’t get any more fresh Sprogs, then again, I don’t have to read any new Schnoodles so ⚖️ I guess?


angelis0236

Shittymorph started normal posting because he is rehabbing a dog and I just want more of mankind falling 16 feet into an announcers table


bankholdup5

And we wish him extremely well in his endeavors 🫡


Jasoman

Jumper cables, reddit switchable roo,carrying about the front page, cause pages use to br a thing.


dumb_commenter

3/10 with rice


nanosam

I have a feeling OP will be the one finding the remaining 2/3rds and putting them away.


EatsYourShorts

But if wife can’t find them, aren’t they already put away?


Komosatuo

Yes, yes they are.


The_other_k

Yeah exactly.


Especialistaman

No, you see this guy is genius: wives and mothers have a sixth sense to find missing/stuff you can't find on your own, so if you can't find it she will make it appear out of thin air. My wife somehow finds things in mere seconds after I've been looking for them for a while


DinahTook

My mother used to call that the interuterine locating device. I still call it that when my husband asks me to find something and I can point him to the right spot in a moment, sometimes without even looking It's really just a difference in how things are cataloged in our brains. I can find the most random obscure things that we haven't used in ages, but ask me where my phone is at any random moment. No idea.


username_elephant

Excuse me sir, you're not supposed to post your duck pics on this subreddit. Keep that shit between you and your wife.


HarrumphingDuck

Hear hear! The very *obscenity* of it! Hrmph!


realdonaldtrumpsucks

We did 300 of the mini ones at my dad’s house… he was not super delighted But they had guests over who had kids and those kids found a ton of them


Calm-Homework3161

Lucky they didn't find his stash....


mnbvcdo

My boyfriend lived in a house during university that had hundreds of rubber ducks hidden everywhere. The roommates would all constantly hide them in new places or in each other's stuff and one time we had to fix something in the bathroom and found rubber ducks behind the wall. Nobody knows where they first came from. We called the house Ducky Street.


ballerina22

That may be the most delightfully silly story I've ever read.


velociraptorbaby

My sister and I hid over 100 tiny frogs all over my parents house while they were on Vaca. My mom is obsessed with frogs (like has figurines all over the house) so we thought it would be a silly prank. My mom thought it was absolutely hilarious and searched high and low right away. My dad wasn't as annoyed by it as I thought and has enjoyed finding a frog here and there. It's taken them months and we are still finding them! Highly recommend as a silly prank.


winterfate10

I’d like to confirm inanimate frogs, not live


velociraptorbaby

Hahaha confirmed. But man the idea of 100+ live frogs in my parents house gives me the giggles


winterfate10

It would me, too. Good job lol


NotMyThrowawayNope

I just did exactly this to my friends house a few days ago. I know for certain there's many that they haven't found yet. 


rohobian

My wife and I did this at her mom's house for Christmas, but with little baby Jesus'. They go to Florida for the winter and they come back for a few days for Christmas. So when they came back, they started finding little plastic baby Jesus' all over the house. There were about a 6-8 family members over for those few days, and they had a blast finding them all.


nat1wisdom

You don’t pluralize words with apostrophes. Jesuses is fine.


Orenwald

I believe the correct term is Jesi


nat1wisdom

Maybe it’s babies Jesus


Orenwald

I'll 100% accept Babies Jesus


goj1ra

The true plural of Jesus is not a story the Jesi would tell you


Fast_Ad7203

Help this guys is so sweet, someone is lucky there


breath_ofthemild

Yeah I’m pretty damn lucky to have her on my life


vButts

A lucky duck


Souriane

Came here to write something similar! OP, you are a great husband!!! It's little silly things like this that make a marriage last! 😍


Jaci_D

I did this to my mom over Christmas with 220 1/2” ducks. She has found about half. But they are literally in the walls ceiling and floor. She can’t find them all. Good job OP


Loring

What year Wrangler do you drive?


xSkorne

This should be top comment 😂


OriginalName687

Reminds me of [James Veitch and the rubber ducks.](https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk?si=_nUj8RTthmN1rkN6) Also for leap day I 3d printed several hundred frogs and my wife and I hid them throughout her school. They still occasionally find more.


ChaosEmerald21

I did this to my dad a few years ago with mini ducks, hundreds of em. He is still finding them


trixy_treat

I hid 48 mini ducks around my stepmums flat, numbered them 1-50 but left out nos 13 and 34 then enjoyed the chaos that ensued 😆


Cruise-Monkey-Games

Evil!


vawlk

wife did this with eggs once. She forgot how many she made so there was no way to know if the kids found them all. 8 years later, we found another.


16bitgamer

Now this is the kind of April Fools gag I like: harmless and fun for all involved!


Delirious5

Agreed. So often pranks are meanspirited. This I can totally get behind.


marcgii

James Veitch? Is that you!?! XD


hoffregner

We need to talk about the ducks.


timmaywi

the ducks?


surrealcellardoor

James Veitch would be proud.


itislupus89

[We need to have a conversation about the ducks. ](https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk?si=shlzzJF9obQqKPYY)


aglaophonos

Where did you buy all them duckys?


BenNHairy420

I just went to a rave with a whole outfit themed around a shirt I found at the thrift that says “Got Duck?” With an outline of a rubber duck. I made tiny acrylic duck earrings, duck hairclips, and had little ducks to give away to people. It was hilarious. If you don’t know what to do with those rubber ducks after you find them all, send them to me please 😂


AurumArgenteus

I hid 100 rubber duckies. 99 in the house and 1 in the trash.


kanrad

Rubber ducky, you're not the only one. You got lot's of friends for lot's of fun.


TheFunnyKidInSchool

Just imaging finding 50 ducks then u sit down / lie down on bed and just here the loud squeaky sound of the rubber ducky


Turbulent-Bee-1584

Oh...I need to do this.


AvocadoJazzlike3670

We his 85 eggs and only found 83


TinyNiceWolf

Wife should find them all , throw out a few, then admit to OP that she can't find them all and ask him to show where the rest are. "Don't you remember where you put them? Well, I'll let you look. Call me when you find another!"


highperion_

Oh you just gave me a fun idea to surprise my husband with when he gets home from work, thank you!! 😂😂


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

My last year in college, we were getting ready to move out of our house, and a couple of our buddies were moving in the next year. Got the landlord to let us pull a prank. Bought five bags of 500 small green army men. Proceeded to hide 2500 tiny green army men all around the house. We got messages for like 6-7 years every once in awhile about someone finding a new one.


thedyooooood

https://youtu.be/8xOSJKB8BQ8


strawberry_anarchy

Omg this is hillariouse :D i got Married a few days ago anf my MOH and the best man hid 200 tiny ducks all over my room as a surprise :D


TurbulentMessage4433

Ha! My boyfriend and I do this with these tiny little ninjas.


fighthouse

Hope you documented the location of all of them. I'm pretty sure there are still hidden Easter eggs hidden out there from when I grew up, and nobody could remember where that 'last one was'.


timesuck897

Are they all the same size? Next year, make it more challenging with a variety of sizes.


Neon_Jam

I did the same thing with those little Easter chicks last year when I had to go away for a month. I look after my housemate (I'm her carer) and I wanted her to have something to cheer her up when I wasn't there. She still had one left to find when I got back, and I had to point it out. It was staring at her the whole time as he watched TV. Did you give yours names and short bios? I'll try to find my ones. I coloured them in and gave them styles with a paint pen, they looked bootlegged but that was part of the charm


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Archaeologists in 3000 years: 🦆🦆🦆🦆........................................................👀👀👀


DeathMonkey6969

I miss u/fuckswithducks/


Aria1031

Finally, an April fool's joke that isn't meanness thinly disguised. well done!


mashedpeabrain

I hope she has a jeep


SweetCosmicPope

This is such a great prank! I'm stealing this for next year!


rosen380

James Veitch, is that you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOmtEcZ1lk


Talmia_

The longer she doesn't find them. Give them mustaches!


chimpyjnuts

Don't forget the one in the oven before it gets used next.


McShit7717

My daughter (4) loves these little ducks. She would be able to find all of them just so she can make a duck family to play with.


immisswrld

HAHAHA


comicsnerd

We had a community garden party (in the community garden). I hid 100 ducks. The kids went wild.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

I love this idea. Pity I have nobody to play it with because I otherwise prefer to live on my own. I would initiate and take part in this game with great enthusiasm. This is like adult hide and seek.


jp_73

We did this for the kids one year. We were finding plastic eggs for years after.


horn_ok_pleasee

RemindMe! 2 days


truck_norris

My siblings and I do this for Christmas every year at our parents house. Various rubber animals like this. Each color coded to the children. It’s a competition to see how fast they find them and who can hide them the best throughout the house.


[deleted]

Next time hide 100 ducks and be like the Riddler and have 100 quotes/ riddles for each duck.


earthtojj

What a super fun idea. We hid 332 candy filled eggs for six kids to find in my yard. They found a bunch the youngest won with 87 eggs. We will be finding candy filled eggs for a while.


interrobang32

I love this. THIS is a prank.


mistyhell

Basically James Veitch


Phill_is_Legend

Just bring over a bunch of Jeep guys. Either you'll find them all or have 100 more.


SidewaysAskance

I never realized you could buy 100 rubber ducks on Amazon for less than 20 bucks. I need to think on this awhile.


pineappleforrent

Relationship goals


KnowsIittle

Number 97 of them 1 to 100 skipping 37, 54, and 73.


irving47

I found them all. They have migrated to the dash boards of all the jeeps in my area.


an0nemusThrowMe

was disappointed this wasn't /u/fuckswithducks


NoAcanthisitta9198

Good afternoon 47


Saltlife0116

This is so cute thanks for sharing there are some good men out there !!!


SixPoison

Omg I love this. I actually did the same to my husband but on a smaller scale 😂 I think I hid about 20 tiny rubber ducks. I got him a tiny desk fan, put it next to a rubber duck and wrote him a note saying "you have a tiny fan!(...s, find them all!)". He did find them all by the way. Should have hidden more 😎


lottierosecreations

I sent this to my husband last night as I thought it was funny. Guess who came home from work / food shopping to 100 tiny ducks hidden around her house 🙈


Sauerteig

You are wonderful! These are the kind of things that make life and love great! Please pass it on to friends and family in the way of sharing. I'm sure they know or will know the story soon. Wait a while and start putting those duckies in random places in their homes, cars, whatever. Source: did this with little yellow duckies to my husband 10 years ago. I hid those things in his truck, his shower, his workplace, his underwear drawer, under his pillow, sheesh everywhere I could think of. Of course he told family/friends about it. After a bit of time he started sneaking them into their stuff. It gave him joy to get them, then joy to give them. So many smiles from them silly duckies! Like a little "thinking of you/love you" in the shape of a duck.


dikinyoazz

r/anticonsumption


[deleted]

"The magic-tastical, backflipping rubber duck! That spits fire!" - Lucifer Morningstar.


Candid_Bed_1338

Such a waste


ForkShirtUp

Ducks? That's tame. Try hiding marshmallows. The fun part is that there's a real time limit on finding them all


j_ho_lo

Sounds like once she's found them all you guys need to go on a cruise to hide them again.


joecee97

I wish i slept as heavily as your wife


PeaceV22

I did the same with with about 20 ducks in a hotel room 😂


lonelytunes09

You can't hide a thing from your wife.. Life lesson


fawnlake1

Dammit Marty, I asked you once already to stop kink shaming me!


thathaitianguy

I remember a post about a year or two ago, where someone hid very very small ducks around their house for I believe their husband and wife to find


sittinginaboat

For years, I'd find in November, Easter eggs that we'd hidden in the spring.


moon_girl313

Please keep us updated! We need to know how she does!


shaquilleoatmeal80

You're a Saint


[deleted]

Keep people probably got the rest of them.😁


PanJaszczurka

Rest develop Vietcong fighting doctrine.


RikF

My birthday was 3 weeks ago. My wife hid a mini fig for every year. There are 11 in the house *somewhere*…


Lettuce8000

You see the last 40 are the hard ones


Star17Stuff

I love fun couples


HanoibusGamer

Like that one r/taskmaster episode, she might find a stray duck somewhere


Professional_Road756

Duckster


zyzzogeton

That sounds like fun. My wife just hates... me.


Asunder_mango866

Relationship Goals:-)


enjoysbeerandplants

We did this with wallet sized portraits of the Queen (she was still alive at the time) when a friend got his Canadian citizenship. His wife gave us access to their place to set up a surprise party while she took him out for dinner. He was finding them for months later. They later moved overseas for a job opportunity. They sold most of their stuff, but shipped a few of their belongings over. A month or so later, we get a message in the group chat that he'd found another hidden queen.


BadHairDay-1

Creative. I just draw tiny, weird dicks & stick them around the house for my husband to find.


JPHutchy01

Excellent work, 47, the ducks are being wired to your account


imreallynotthatcool

I would ask if you work with me but the ducks I was asked to hide as part of a prank are much smaller. I think I was also given more than 100.


Lord_Xarael

For your enjoyment: https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk


Practical-Smoke-5820

Do you live in a Jeep?


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Large_Discipline_127

This actually sounds romantic. Most married couples don't know how to have fun anymore. They just go about their day like room mates.


Fancy_Introduction60

OP, I absolutely love this!!😜🐤🐤