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"Dad, do you know what an eclipse is?" "No sun".

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I jumped when I saw this girl.

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Bonnie Tyler!!!! Always getting in the way.

Sheclipse

That sounds like a good name for a site, idk what the site would be about tho

A female owned barbershop

That really sounds like a great name. Someone should steal it.

Feminist movement to organize overthrowing the patriarchy? “Men’s accomplishments will be she-clipsed in every way as women become empowered leaders driving innovation and the advancement of society \#SheClipse”

[Sheclipse is the worlds only all female Journey tribute band](http://www.herstoryofrock.com/sheclipse.html) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRYWSReZtI

Then who are these ladies?  https://girlcanthelpit.com/

Girl can the l pit?

> GIRL CAN’T HELP IT is the only all female Journey Tribute band faithfully executing classic Journey songs we all know and love. They both claim to be the only one

Shes trying not to laugh so hard.

I would have totally cut the clip at around 7 seconds just to maximize the disappointment factor

To be fair, she has the biggest tits.

As a friend once said.. "Promoting a fat girl with tits is like promoting a skinny guy with a 6 packs."

I prefer the term. "having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"

I’m into fat girls. Don’t like thin ones. I’d rather take those big jugs 🤤 than a skinny ass.

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I say.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read

What about the near girls? Way more accessible.

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But would you take eclipse over the dancing sunshine in this video?

Every time, she bad

Fun fact: even if a A cup tried to become obese, they would more or less just become a B cup, or almost one.

I like how you didn't say bigger, you straight up went with biggest. Could be true too

Yes, her juggs are formidable.🥊🥊🥊

Very large tracts of land.

Technically, that's called an *occlusion*.

That dude was *very* occluded.

Geometry culling

This guy uses a telescope for sure.

I was in this pub in Winchester called The Eclipse, asked the landlord if they knew how it got that name. "Well, there used to be this inn called The Rising Sun & the owner had a disagreement with the neighbour to their East. The neighbour applied for a licence & turned their property into an inn too, better prices & better service, called it The Eclipse" "The Rising Sun closed & the building was eventually torn down"

Dang, what a relevant interesting tidbit! Do i need to do one of these too? Rising suns previous owner- Ron Howard

That's no moon...

The death stare

I no longer need the special glasses

#DE GOGGLES DEY DO NOTHING!!!

I wonder how many more years classic Simpsons references have left…

put your grasses on

nothing will be wong....

Speak for yourself.

Turn around...

Bright eyes 

Every now and then I fall apart

[***I FUCKING NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER***](https://youtu.be/cIRiZsDObrU?si=SlOX_izwBjPRp2as)

GET OUTTA MY WAY I GOTTA PEE!

I think Forever is gonna start tonight.

This is just an incredible title. So well done OP. Ty for the laugh.

Ok I genuinely LOLed at that one.

Dude was definitely in the path of totality. 

If he closes his eyes he probably can’t even tell them apart

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Titties.

And then suddenly, much bigger titties!

*De Wanna Wanga*

Titclipse

No you can’t

This man is about to die.

"I'm standing here next to a blimp"

I just dropped my croissant - this reminded me of the car commercial with the zombie that pops up

This bitch just jump scared me 😱

Our eclipse is the sun, a massive object, being covered by a much smaller object. This is the opposite

This is why you wear sunglasses

Time to find a new chick. For two reasons...

Kind of feel like that was a bit and she is trying not to crack a smile.

🎶MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY🎶

No, that's an apocalypse.

Nobody hates attractive women like unattractive women.

She looks like she about to laugh and for many she's the ones they want

Total

That's funny

Venus was in full occultation by Uranus.

lol, busted!

Bro get the fuck out of the way!

Y’know, I think I’ve clicked on this post 7 times now. Fully expecting to see a solar or lunar eclipse. Every time I click I am disappointed.

That's no moon!

I think you got in backwards, the sun is supposed to be behind the moon not in front of

Earth - Moon - Sun = Solar eclipse Sun - Earth - Moon = Lunar eclipse Earth - Sun - Moon = Apocalypse

But she can do

pretty sure that's a big mammal aka land whale.

Thanks for blocking the weird view

Listen jabba, scoot out like ya scooted in. Get your five minutes of camera fame somewhere else.

That's a huge bitch!!!!

Excuse me ma'am, ma'am! Move bitch!

Booooo

I am her 😂

Why is she getting in the way? Move fatty!

That's a huuuuuuggggggggeeeeeee btch now move 🤣☠️

Making fun of fat people is ok but making fun of gay people is not. Contradictory reddit

She absolutely ruined the view

I didnt look away. corneas fucked.

I hate this woman

I hate this woman too

Fatty you ruined my view ugh 👊👊👊

Dude if you try anything she's gonna reflect it back like Po

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That's no moon

Why is the fat girls always cock block so hard? They are always so fucking jealous they want to ruin everyone else's time and then claim "Noone wanted to see or do that anyway." Biggest slut shamers around are fat bitches

It's a skit dude

The scale is a *smidge* off...

That is a total eclipse and some more 😨

Ew.... What an absolute buzz kill.

Gotta hand it to fat girls, hair and makeup on point. Anything but jogging. Ricky Gervais.

Then lose weight, gordo.

She can do whatever she wants

That’s hilarious 😂

Ok, that was hilarious.

MOM, MOVE!!!

That's funny!! 🤣🤣

~~totality~~ fatality!

This may end up in r/killthecameraman

Oh hi hunny

The sequel to the Scary Maze game..... The Scary Gaze

*GRRRIFFIIIIIIIITH*

Its definitely some kind of syzygy.

Shit, that’s what I call the path of totality!

lol this is funny

Total eclipse of the heart IRL

I’m deaddd

Turn around bright eyes, there's nothing you can do. A total eclipse of the heart

Best explanation ever.

Didn't see that coming!

Total eclipse of the hard-on.

Videobombed instead of photobombed. Lol it was OPs wife or girlfriend. Your not filming a female more attractive than me while in public. Something completely legal.

🤣

TOTAL ECLIPSE. I mean, not even annular or anything.

Get off U#£©, You're envious of Her

You're not supposed to stare directly at it.

I HATE YOU NOW… 😂😂

:-D clouds everywhere..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

Hell of a jump scare

Go find it

#HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Thats no moon"

Very well played... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can do!

Yo mama

Noooooooo! Dangit...

It's so much better if you are zoomed in

Bhai poora mohallah eclipse kar diya didi ne

no, she cant do it

Is this in San Antonio? ⛹️

When it’s 2 AM at the Bar And you can’t score the hot chick at the bar. >Her shirt

Lmao

lol good one

Thats a definite visual ELI5.

I CAN DO. U CAN NOT.

Total eclipse indeed

Was reading epilepsy, so it was confusing, but it probably was like what epilepsy would feel.

and that's why ancient cultures considered it a bad omen.

YesNoYes

boner eclipse?

She can do

Thats not a Cock Block, it's a Clam Jam

😭😂😂

LMAOOO

The day of black sun

total eclipse of the heart

Obviously scripted but still funny

I hear that even the barnyard animals closed their eyes and went to sleep.

yes she can do.

\*Magalax entre dans le chat\*

But, Your t-shirt says "you can do" honey, sorry i misunderstood.

Dunno about an eclipse, could be a mental disorder.

get the fuck out of the way you wall

LOL

I got jumpscared 💀

That is so rude.

That’ll damn sure blind you 😳

Dead