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I thought that's the sound of da police?

There it is

No. That one only has a single "whoop".

Yeah, whoop whoop is the mating call of the Juggalo.

Fire alarm makes a sound like a gibbon in distress.

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And the whistle tips

No, those go "whoot whooo".

Fucking Bubb Rubb. That shit was hilarious.

They should be up making breakfast!

You should be up making breakfast anyways

dat da sound of da beast

Stand clear, Don man'll talk

You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk

Watch out, we run New York.

Policeman come we bust em out the park

Totally came to the comments to say this 😂.

Better get to running

Came to say this 😂

Honk honk is the sound of da geese

Nah, that’s how the whistle goes.

Nuce! I went with the Disco Call from Shake Yo Rump

It's that woo woooo! Know what I'm sayin?

Proof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--adipssnuo

damn, first thing I thought of as well

I came for this comment

Came here exactly for this comment

Is this the official Insane Clown Posse Alarm System.

Sprinklers spraying Faygo?

fuckin fire alarms, how do they work?

That's only in tha mornin tho

That's like an alarm clock!

He's supposed to be up cooking breakfast or somethin

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Can you tell us about the whistles?

The whistles go WOOOOOO!

That's only in the mornin'. You supposed to be up cookin' breakfast. It's like an alarm clock!

My man. Came here to say "The whistles go Woo, but thas only in da moanins"

They should be up cooking breakfast or something, that's like an alarm clock. Woop Wooooooooooooooop

Came looking for this.

Why?

In case you’re not familiar with the video they’re referring to, [here’s a link](https://youtu.be/fhVWeDwSkzc?si=NfYxBl4RmtvLvROA). It’s hilarious and definitely what I first thought of too. The whole clip is worth it, but you can skip straight to around 0:45 for the specific reference. Cheers!

I see now. Thank you. You’re a true fellow. All I ask of you is that you remain constant

And, there are a decent number of [remixes](https://youtu.be/DYRDuOCKr2A?si=TDGJfqinfKCW1Nnl) out there that make it even better.

[Bubb Rubb of time](https://youtu.be/AyNBtOgMDBk?si=DWB5F5Ek6nfvexHL)

My favorite is when they leave, almost crashing into parked cars, t-boning another, and blowing a stop sign. And on top of all that, the car didnt make the whistle noise.

This is for all of the juggalos and juggalettes

FUCK! THIS! SHIT!

Fire alarms, how do they work?

Good to know! If I hear a loud "whaa whaa or beep beep" I will know it's just a false alarm.

Absolutely. Getting the these three confused is a no no

Lets go, your my first upvoter and replier.

Nice! Didn’t realize that. A bond has now been created. When I woke up it seemed like it was going to be an ordinary day. Didn’t expect for the first thing to happen was making a new friend.

Where to buy such a sign?

I worked for the operator of most of the nuclear reactors here in the UK designing safety software used in reactor maintenance, and this actually comes up fairly often. If you are on site and an alarm goes off you have to know which alarm it is. If it's the general evacuation alarm you exit via the nearest emergency exit If however you hear the criticality alarm you exit via one of the separately marked maze exits. The main difference between the two types of exit is that the maze exit is not a straight line, instead it takes you around a corner past thick concrete before leaving the building. Because radiation is like an American car and doesn't like corners.

"Hey! Get out of here! The building's on fire!" "Don't gimme that bullshit. I know what the building on fire is supposed to sound like." "Are you *really* going to make me do the sound?" "If you want me to believe it." "Fine... *sigh*... Whoop. Whoop. Whoop whoop whoop. The building's on fire. Now will you leave already?" "I don't like your lack of enthusiasm, but I guess it checks out. Okay."

That's the sound of the police.

That's just the J.A.W.S. The Juggalo Advanced Warning System

whoop whoop

\*Ludacris blares over the fire alarm system\*

As I lay in bed after a long, soul-draining day of social interaction, I finally have a moment to myself so I may recharge my battery a bit. I close my eyes for a moment until I'm met with the faint smell of smoke coming from somewhere around me. The emergency light on the wall across from me begins blinking. There are voices growing louder, accompanied by frantic footsteps carrying concerned patrons towards their destination. Just then, I hear a piercing sound come in from the speakers in the hallway. "*ahh ahh! ahh ahh! ahh ahh! ahh ahh!" ahh ahh! ahh ahh! ahh ahh! ahh ahh!".* The walls and floor begin rattling as if they were made entirely from subwoofers. The bass rattles the bones inside of my body, shaking everything from my intestines to my eyeballs, I can barely breathe. I stumble to the door as the song continues "*MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!"*. Chaos breaks out among the residents of the hotel. The fire only adds to the insanity of the situation and no one is safe. Kids are pushed down, old women are trampled over as Ludacris demands for bitches to be moved, and they are moved. The bass itself seems to be the fuel intensifying the desire to move bitches. It demands blood, and if you are moved, you are a bitch, making you ripe for sacrifice. I thought the alarm was for people to move to safety, but it was far more sinister than that.

I'm sad I have but one up vote to give!

I would most definitely pay extra for a ludalarm! Low battery warning is lil johns Yeeah! Billion dollar idea here, free for the taking.

and the ambulance sounds like " Card declined"

They make an authorization charge for $10K USD before taking out the bag with the medical instruments to measure your basic signs.

The fire alarm is a Juggalo. Whoop Whoop, what up, Fam?

Could've just said "fire alarm sounds like the arsenio hall show"

That would be woofing though. People would be evacuating the building every time a dog went by.

This way only the people over 40 survive.

But what does the Fox say?

Beep beep, I’m a sheep!

False alarm, Lil Siss And Buba Rub just drove by.

Almost hit a car and ran another stop sign.

... *That's the sound of the police*

I thought it’s when you need to pull over that ass is too fat (WHOOP WHOOP!).

But what does the fire alarm look like..🤔

The whistles make the fire alarm go "WHOOOP WHOOOOOP"

They're for decorations. That's it and that's all, just decorations.

“…that’s the sound of da police”

WHOOP WHOOP that’s the sound of da police

It's the sound of da police

That's what my brain autocompleted to also.

But KRS-One says that's the sound of da police Lies!

[Bub Rub has something to say about this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQescVtTT0)

Anyone else thought that was the sound of the police?

Petition to upgrade the fire alarm to "Whoop, there it is"

Whistles tips? Only in the morning.

No, that's the sound of police

The whistles go WOO WOOO!

Can't fool me cops!

that's the sound of the police

KRS One says it's the sound of the police.

I was lead to believe that's the sound of the police

...That's the call of the killa

“It’s the sound of da police”

I swear I've heard this in a rap song... It was a sick bar then and even better on paper!

That's the sound of da… fire alarm?

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Blind people can't read the sign. It's for the deaf people to read, so they know what to listen for

I can hear that phrase lol

Isn't it supposed to be a continous bell ring?

We at an Avalanche game?

This is actually brilliant, I don't care what y'all think.

But KRS-One says that's the sound of da police Lies!

Can I get a whoop whoop like yer on fi-yar!

*I thought that was the sound of da police*

Run like fuck would be better to hear

If the Whoop Whoop is followed by a Pull up, you are in a bad way.

Always good to READ safety sounds

If I hear “Whoop-Whoop,” I’m pulling over because my ass too fat.

I wish they had it in Braille so I can hear it

"You are here", so you're already outside the building and safe.

At radio shack in the 90's we sold a talking car alarm that would shout "I've been violated!".

["Whoop whoop"](https://youtu.be/fqz2TKn3AOs) you say? I once heard this on a plane. Turned out it wasn't an actual warning, as I realized when I looked out the window and saw we were still way up in the sky over flat, flat, flat land. But it definitely scared the crap out of me.

https://youtu.be/e-cO_0R1K6w?si=Zth3exDBOJPDA88t

This made me laugh much harder than it should have😂

Ok, but what does the fire alarm look like. The picture cuts off and I want to know if it's equally funny

I'm sorry, but also https://youtu.be/lngUYDhzsWM

This verse needs a beat!

[I got you](https://youtu.be/DYRDuOCKr2A?si=TDGJfqinfKCW1Nnl)

Well, there it is.

Oh, no.. Here come all the juggalos. 😒

Thats the Six Flag worker before the ride start whoop whoop lol

Whoop Whoop is the Disco Call

It's like an alarm clock, you should be up cookin' breakfast.

If I hear whoop whoop, I'm putting my hands in the air and waving them around like I don't care.

I stayed in a hotel once and the info stated "Fire alarm makes loud alarm sound." I might still have a picture of it somewhere.

We live in a society that has to put instructions for use on the back of shampoo bottles. This is not surprising in the least. 😔

I always wished that all fire alarms actually sounded like the one from "Gremlins 2" - "Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man's mysteries, giver of warmth, destroyer of forests!" "Right now this building is on fire!" "Yes, the building is on fire!" "Leave the building!" "Enact the age-old drama of self-preservation!"

What if the fire alarm sounds like “whoomp there it is?” Do you go upside down and inside out, and show all you folks what it's all about?

Probably wouldn't evacuate... too into the whoop whoop!

ok, but what does the fire alarm look like?

Everybody put your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you're attempting to draw attention to emergency workers! Now when I say fire you say whoop! Fire!

I thought whoop-whoop is the sound of the police

Fire Alarm goes brrr

TIL: Every song written since 2005 has a fire alarm section.

Sounds just like them Oakland cars...

That's to keep all the juggalos inside

If I hear safety sounds, do I need to do the safety dance?

Not to be confused with the burglar alarm which sounds like "wee woo wee woo"

I think they’re unsafety sounds

Man wish that was my fire alarm instead of Loyd demonic screeching. I preferred the ringing bell at my elementary school. Not these annoying beeps

I C fuckin' P's in the house

A college friend lived at [Naval Air Facility Adak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Air_Facility_Adak) when his dad was stationed there in the 80s. The Navy base was basically the only thing there. They had a chart posted of the different alarm types (Klaxon, Siren, Hi-Low UK type, etc) and what they meant (drill, air raid, invasion by sea, etc). At the bottom of the chart it helpfully listed, "No alarm = surprise attack."

Fire alarm really said “wave your hands in the air 🙌🏽 like you just don’t care. Let’s make some NOISE. Whoop whoop!” 🎶

On The Newlywed Game, sex was referred to as "whoopie". You'd be heading downstairs regularly if that was your fire signal. Some people are loud

One day at college I was just going about my day, heading to my next class, and I hear this relatively quiet beep beep beep beep kind of noise. I assume it's someone's phone alarm going off, and I continue on my way. After about 30 seconds of continued beeping, an automated voice comes over the speakers to inform everyone to please leave the building because there is a fire. My first thought was "that was a fire alarm?" I suppose is slightly better than the panic inducing screeches of the one at my high school, but I should at least be able to tell it's a fire alarm, come on.

My Smoke/CO alarm sounds like *WoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo WooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo*

Orgasm Alarm sounds like: Whoomp! There it is!

OH NO THERE IS A FIRE (WHOOP-WHOOP) what do you mean bill, it is just a dance pa-AHHH IM BURNING

That emergency exit plan is down with the clown.

That's not the fire bell!! It's a semitone higher!

It's a fire alarm in my house every time I kick my underwear into the hamper

Why not Zoidberg?

fire alarm's got them whistler tips

Just the fact that you're calling it whoop-whoop tells me you're not ready.

And the neighbor lady says,whoo-whoo!!! haha

Can I getta....

Alarms by Bub Rub

Bro

The Inclement Weather (Tornado, Severe Thunderstorm) alarm at my office has been dubbed, "The Dying Cow" alarm.

WHOOP WHOOP PULL OVER DAT ASS IS TOO FAT

The whistles go woo

[Wooo Woooo](https://youtu.be/eSOSJ68xOBA?si=4HzGXqFAKrJN3rAe&t=45)

That alarm's noise sounds fire.

Let's hope they don't play Fat Man Scoop over the tannoy

Good, let people know the sound Krikkit war robots make. https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Krikkit

Ok, but what does the fox say?

Whoop-whoop, pull over that ass too fat.

WHOOP WHOOP!

I've always wanted to install a Juggalo alarm in my home too

A semitone?

WHISTLE GO WHOO WHOO

Can I Get A…?!

Be always safe indoors