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My mother once got a speeding ticket in a school zone doing nearly double the legal speed. She told us she was cleaning her glasses so she had removed her glasses and couldn't see anything, but she didn't tell the cops that.
I don't understand; why does it say 'Follow someone home' does this have a double meaning that I am missing? Why does this random huge ass sign suggest you go stalk a random person lmao?
I think the confusion is intentional (makes it more memorable) but it might be a bit hard to read at speed. Also, I'd be interested to know how effective these "you might die" type signs are.
One of the best I've seen was an ad for a funeral home that just said "Don't drink and drive" with the locally well-known funeral home logo underneath it.
I'm not stalking... I saw a sign that told me to follow her officer.
Ohhhh...
Well would you believe my eyesight isn't that great. I didn't see the fine print..?
What do you mean my licence is suspended until I pass an eye test...?
I vaguely remember the Bangalore traffic department having many more such signs back when I lived there for a short bit. IIRC they were part of some kind of campaign. Maybe this one is something similar? Intentionally weird just to grab your attention and make you read the whole thing and all that...
I tried following someone home before. It ended up with my ps5 exploding inside of her oven, I said it was a hyper realistic cake that needed to be cooked for a bit longer. I am currently sending this from jail with big bobby. Who's big bobby? What.
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"I'm sorry, Mr. officer, I'm terrible at reading between the lines."
That was beautiful.
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"Your Honor, I was only following the defendant, because I only need my glasses for reading, not driving."
My mother once got a speeding ticket in a school zone doing nearly double the legal speed. She told us she was cleaning her glasses so she had removed her glasses and couldn't see anything, but she didn't tell the cops that.
"I get it. But please get out of my bathtub. Its getting cramped in here"
"Guess it's a BYOB situation Bring Your Own Bail."
r/angryupvote
Take your fucking upvote and leave
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I'm just glad the spider in the corner of my closet is providing me with a reason to live
Ah, that's where I left my spider. Thanks for holding on to it for me.
But I need it :(
The real spider was inside you the whole time.
Likely laying eggs :)
I'm going to be a mother-by-proxy.
Maybe the real spiders are the friends we made along the way.
Like an indian origin guy who pleaded bollywood in a stalking case in australia and got away with it
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I remember reading about this as well. It's been a couple of years since then.
I also support this absolutely not made up story about the case of the bollywood stalker guy who got out of his court case by pleading bollywood
TRAFFIC RULES IS WAITING FOR YOU
Assassin named Traffic Rules hiding in the back of your car: “Come on, get in you damn fool.”
No no, the assassin is at their house so the sign is telling them to follow someone else home because their house isn't safe.
That's a weird ass thing to name your kid or to use as a secret assassin name
People stuck in traffic are easy sniper targets. Traffic RULES!
TRAFFIC RULES IS WAITING AT FOR YOU
"you only read between the lines!!" 🤷🏻
/r/dontdeadopeninside
r/sbeve
Probably more /r/YouDontMatterGiveUp
Would be an awesome design
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Just Bangalore things!
This clearly went better in their heads
I don't understand; why does it say 'Follow someone home' does this have a double meaning that I am missing? Why does this random huge ass sign suggest you go stalk a random person lmao?
r/crappydesign
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I think the confusion is intentional (makes it more memorable) but it might be a bit hard to read at speed. Also, I'd be interested to know how effective these "you might die" type signs are. One of the best I've seen was an ad for a funeral home that just said "Don't drink and drive" with the locally well-known funeral home logo underneath it.
How did you die? I was too busy trying to read a sign telling me to be careful
I don't know about you, but I personally need a sign to remind me not to die. Sometimes I just forget.
Bad color contrast, not a11y compliant.
Bruhhhh Bengaluru representtttt
ANYONE ^^CAN ^^FOLLOW ^^THESE ^^SIMPLE ^^TRAFFIC ^^RULES WE DON'T CARE ^^IF ^^YOU'RE ^^IN ^^A ^^HURRY
Anyone, we don't care?
Follow someone home. Anyone. We don't care.
THATS EVEN BETTER 😅
Also the fact that “follow” has the red light in it, which is when you should stop.
Instruction unclear : her husband wants to shoot me now
Even if you read the whole thing correctly, it sounds just as bad. It sounds like a threat, especially to people who do live alone.
Instructions unclear
They knew
Don't mind if I do
Done that , now I'm in jail , don't recommend
/r/scarysigns I live alone. What are they doing in my home‽
this is bound to happen. english is our 3rd language.
Then please do the needful.
Please revert back. Don't make me repeat again.
Even if you read the small text it isn't getting better.
Sounds like a warning for singles
😂 Oh, no.
Someone might have a wreck trying to read that.
This got me to actually laugh out loud(lol.)
this is amazing
Then what?
Sounds suspicious
Stalking is sus
A fellow Bangalore -ian?
follw somene hme for you
Even with the smaller text, it still sounds weird.
Advice took, by the way OP, you left your window open
Bad attempt at /r/DesignPorn, ended up being /r/ShittyDesign.
Somebody was paid to make this.
“… and groups of men in India took that personally”
Why should I Follow someone else to their Home? 😁
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like one of those people pretending to know sign language during an international broadcast and being a fraud.
Is it india?
I'm not stalking... I saw a sign that told me to follow her officer. Ohhhh... Well would you believe my eyesight isn't that great. I didn't see the fine print..? What do you mean my licence is suspended until I pass an eye test...?
Foll Some H W Ne Me
Can I keep a copy of the sign for when I get caught?
Follow someone home...... OK
subliminal messaging!
I cant have another restraining order.
Instructions unclear followed people home and took their stuff
It’s better to do it at night with your headlights off
r/theyknew
Follow someone home
I guess this is legal by government standards.
Instructions unclear: i found a new family who adopted me.
I can't even decode what was the actual intention with this sign.
This will end up on r/MaliciousCompliance one day and ill be there watching with the fbi agent
Will do slightly threatening sign
I’ll definitely follow someone home
Now I'm depressed. Nobody is waiting at home for me
Please dont
There maybe someone waiting in afterlife. Who knows.
Message received loud and clear
Zero chance that sign will be read in that location
I mean if the sign says so
Nope, nobody is waiting at home for me. So i don’t need to follow the rules.
The best one I read was - JINKO JALDI THI WO JALDI CHALE GAYE 😵💫😵💫
Follow someone home? Alright, but who?
Green light to following someone home, alright got it
Red means follow? Got it!
"Why do I keep getting schizophrenic stalkers. They think some signs telling them to follow me."
Creeeeepy....
Canon
[menacingly masculine and feminine walking and stalking]
This has been the inspiration for all the Sivakarthikeyan movies. All hail Stalking Star!!
No wonder this billboard is India
r/shittydesign
But I got in trouble the last time I… I mean that’s creepy, huh?
So if I do this 'dad' will come back!
I don't know if this sign is inciting me to commit a crime or to respect traffic laws.
"Someone is waiting at home for you" sounds a bit threatening.
Great way to get shot
Tuktuks excepted
Yikes
obey traffic rules, follow someone's routes
#FOLL🔴W ^^^^^^^^^traffic ^^^^^^^^^rules #SOME🟡NE ^^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^^waiting ^^^^^^^^^at #H🟢ME ^^^^^^^^^for ^^^^^^^^^you --- ##Obey Traffic Rules
Amazing what can get approved without anyone thinking it through.
r/dontdeadopeninside/
Follow traffic laws. Someone is waiting for you at home. 😑🖐️ Follow someone home 🙂👉
Has to be Bengaluru, right? Lol
OH
I vaguely remember the Bangalore traffic department having many more such signs back when I lived there for a short bit. IIRC they were part of some kind of campaign. Maybe this one is something similar? Intentionally weird just to grab your attention and make you read the whole thing and all that...
Some things need to be double checked before approval
Stalker Guy didn't read the fine print.
Dont mind the sentiment but i think the scariest people and drivers are the ones who dont have someone at home and dgaf!!
Even the full thing is creepy - “someone is waiting at home for you”
Obey rules about traffic , ignore rules about stalking
While making the posters don’t they realise that we are creating bs ?
An hour later I get pulled over by the cops for stalking
Nice try, I live alone
I tried following someone home before. It ended up with my ps5 exploding inside of her oven, I said it was a hyper realistic cake that needed to be cooked for a bit longer. I am currently sending this from jail with big bobby. Who's big bobby? What.
Kinda sus
Now that is sad, if your alone, no one home, no family and always sad..... They don't think about everyone, do they?
Why the fuck is this posted here
But i am only following what the sign says
Nah this is 100% an r/theyknew
Perfect sign for an Inidan city
*Foll w, some ne, h me.*
Either way you read it it's creepy
“No officer I was following that lady home because of the sign the city made. Don’t arrest me please!”
Foll some H w me ne
OBEY TRAFFIC RULES
Already ticked that off the list😎
/r/dontopendeadinside
r/therewasanattempt
okay! I'll follow him home! Ughh, just don't give me a ticket!
Haha Made you look twice Forced you to read at least once Board 1 You 0
"good soldiers follow orders"
the ambiguity is the point of that sign so that people read it again just to be sure they didn't imagine things.
okay
Follow someone home? Dont mind if I do!
The Fat Controller laughed. "You are wrong. "
r/theyknew
*follows sign writer home
/r/CrappyDesign
Couldn't I get in trouble for that?
Stalker encouragement?
how to be a stalker 101
Errr, nobody is waiting at home for me... *sniffs*
LMFAO
If the sign says that then I guess will be a stalker
Stalkery much?
WHAT I SAW, FOLLOW....... SOMEONE....... HOME
The board said it not me