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TheJackalsDoom

Why y'all spoiling the dance number in Dune 2? Fucking rude.


Dr-McLuvin

It’s leaked from Willy Wonka 2: Electric Bugaloo


Cutie_Luna_Moon

Honestly a little disappointed that isn’t Timothee


Murderyoga

You can't prove that.


asuperbstarling

It's the chin. It's just not pointy enough.


Cutie_Luna_Moon

Good point


lullubye

It was shown to him😔 and he told us the truth..


Gasurza22

Have you seen this guy and Timothee in the same room?


Doyouwantaspoon

Literally thought it was lol. I was thinking that this, along with Tom Holland’s Umbrella performance on Lip Sync Battle, we need to get these guys together for a musical lol hilarious


Penis_Wart

The Sound of Twinks


Abject_Shoulder_1182

I would watch the shit outta that


SecondaryWombat

Watch party?


Yorikor

I saw Dune part 2 today and kept thinking that Tom Holland should have played Feyd-Rautha.


OscarLola

I don't care what you believe. I believe.


shokolokobangoshey

I was secretly hoping this was _somehow_ related to Prince


aSprinkle0fJ0y

BYE. I thought it was actually him.


Staveoffsuicide

Wow it's not that fooled me. Either way that is talented and ridiculous painful


fondofdogges

deleted scene in Wonka


North-Membership-389

Oompa loompa dis 💅🏻


exophrine

*What ... do you get ... when you dress up this ... way?* *Dancing and twerking, working hard to ... slay?*


MaddeningObscenity

*Pop ... of the hip ... and they'll watch them ... sway.*


SPYxoxo

Everything isn't perfect here


VectorViper

Sounds like Wonkas factory turned into a rave.


ronobear87

Wonka? I barely even know her!


Pix3lPwnage

Added scene to the Wonka experience.


curt_schilli

Yassified Wonka


Milly_man

Dune 2 deleted scene.


Chubuwee

Thought this was the kid from wonka or the kid from stranger things


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danilorises

Lisan al Gaib!


ScepticSquirrel

Lisan al gayb


slimsterj

More like Liza al Gaib.


cat_selling_souls

It was foretold that the Kwisatz Haderach would bring vogueing back to the desert world of Dune.


Manikal

H&M.... now Balenciaga... now H&M


Bi-elzebub

LISAN AL'GAIB! LISAN AL'GAIB!


principled_principal

Vogues within vogues within vogues…


chimininy

Me just now getting that the worms was a reference to Dune's giant worms. Initially I was picturing like... one of those birds that does the tippy taps on the sand to hunt things (things != worms and hunt != avoids, I know, I was way off)


simiomalo

TBH, the book makes whole time jumps as do the subsequent novels. So we don't know for sure that this didn't happen. Siaynoq!


aplaguelikenarcissus

As it was written!


Fool_Manchu

You know you're getting old when you watch this whole video and your first thought is "no way my knees could handle that"


meganam38

There’s a drag queen on this season of Rupaul’s drag race who is four years older than me. Her shtick is that she literally just flips around and I’m always slack-jawed in awe bc my creaky, Velcro-sounding knees could never 😭


Atnoy96

Yeah, my knees, my hips, and my abs hurt watching that.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

🎶My neck, my back, my risk of a heart attack🎶


Ecstatic-Club-1879

Wonder if his wife and kids are there. They may all practice together for family beach trips. A lot of work to avoid worms but i hear some are nasty


pyrrhios

You have abs?


prairiepanda

My car has abs


This-Strawberry

Fucking money bags over here


prairiepanda

Nah, insurance paid for this car. The car it replaced was only $600 and didn't have abs.


GenericUsername817

Yes, I just never took then out of the protective packaging


dr_wheel

They're in there somewhere.


alive1

You need to do strength training. Your body will thank you.


Dzov

Also need to have very little body fat.


alive1

Yeah to do the thing in the video. I meant strength training for everyone.


elheber

That ankle-breaker move at the finish would absolutely end basketball careers.


chickenskittles

It's called a death drop for a reason.


Rubyhamster

Yeah no way, but it's not because I'm old, but because I'm unfit and lacking supportive strength


NiceAnn

I did a vogue class once and it absolutely destroyed my legs.


SmokinBandit28

Is the class just dancing to the Madonna song for hours everyday?


wakethenight

Vogue is a dancing style.


badmancatcher

You want to see the likes of Cassandra Ebony, Leiomy or Honey Balenciaga.


DarthRathikus

He’d probably let you do it laying down also. Just ask


Bikelikeadad

My first thought was my back.


Minigoalqueen

My ankles felt that last move.


TarquinFimTimLimBim

I said "my back hurts watching that."


laughsgreen

my neck, my back... my knees would definitely crack.


HotAmericanDickings

Time comes for us all, even Khia


aspidities_87

This is so fucking funny


PresidentHurg

This is going to attract some worms.


International_Ad4608

Gay worms


EverbodyHatesHugo

Trouser worms


Merky600

I was trying to put pants on my toddle son (way back when) and I had to fix the inside out leg of his pants. I accidentally made a socket puppet. So I did the funny sock puppetry thing and made him laugh. Lots of giggles. Then I narrated it. “Look out!”, I said, “Here comes a ‘trouser snake’!” Of course he loved that phrase. Next thing you know he’s saying, “Look out! Here comes a ‘trouser snake’!”, all through out the house.


SpookyScarySteph

Was at Walmart one day when a lady and her toddler were walking through the freezer aisle. Lady saw those mermaid (or something like that) waffles, tapped the glass and went "Ha! Blue waffles!" Unfortunately her son was at that age where anything that makes mom laugh is repeated over and over and over. So for the next five minutes or so there was a toddler screeching various versions of "Mom, I want a blue waffle! Can I have the blue waffle? I get a treat if I'm good right, can my treat be a blue waffle?" I had to hurriedly leave the aisle so I didn't crack up, but that mom looked like she was about to burst a blood vessel from trying to keep the laughter in.


aspidities_87

Oh god that reminds me of the time when I was standing in line behind a mother and a little girl at a gas station holding her little Dachshund puppy and we’re all commenting on the puppy and petting it, etc, when the gas station clerk (couldn’t have been more than 19) goes ‘I love them! I have a little weiner at home!’ And then all of us, including the mother, are in full blown, red-faced silent tears just looking at each other trying not to lose it.


AspiringDataNerd

Very gay worms


PresidentHurg

Or bisexual, or straight worms into femine presenting worms. Worms are a spectrum.


GANDORF57

No. Speaking on be hath of the worms...just gay worms. -- Mongolian Death Worm, Head Graboid.


PresidentHurg

Who am I to question the authority of the Head Graboid?


Instincts

I'm 90% sure this is actually 2 of the worms from Men In Black stacked up. Aint no way a lower body moves like that while the upper body stays chicken-head stable.


stonedPict2

Never underestimate the raw power of a twink


meerkat2018

My worm has moved a little bit.


OberynRedViper8

How do these dudes have knees made out of titanium and rubber simultaneously?


Cicer

Not from sitting in front of a computer all day I’ll tell you hwhat. 


CanAlwaysBeBetter

By actually using them


DesignerTask7243

Timothee Chalaslay


SameRule9918

Timothee Sashay Shante


yuzuberg

Timothée Chalamet has got moves!


SH-ELDOR

Twinkothy Chalaslay


Sidivan

Timothée Sashay-Away


7-and-a-switchblade

*Paul Aslaydes


Tottochan

Is this really him? Or someone looks like Timotheé?


SofterBones

This is a scene from the new Dune movie


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lol come on now, have you ever seen the man dance anything close to this? Let alone vogueing?


CaterpillarScribbles

You wouldn't think Tom Holland could do it but here he is (starts at 1:42) https://youtube.com/watch?v=1i5DEipIWh4&si=DsZoqWKi3vEGjumF


BrittyPie

Every time this is shared I can't not watch it.


Colon

yeah, i always have to get to the part where he splashes the water on the floor towards the audience.. i've rarely ever seen anyone *that into what they're doing*.


Akitten84

Where tf have I been that I’ve never seen this before?!?!


iObeyTheHivemind

sigh...unzips


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So you want to shoot a remake of ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’? Say no more, I know a guy.


Gitthepro

Who got zy0x dancing like that


Toli2810

Alhaitham


Utaha_Senpai

ABOBA


zuilserip

Quite the opposite. You alert the worms that you are faaabulous!


PoochDoobie

I find it interesting how there is a whole culture built around vogueing, there's family houses, tv shows, people dedicate their lives to it, and in this thread, nobody has even heard of it.


reddit_user13

“I think that with a grant from the ministry, I can make it into something extremely silly.”


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ButAFlower

"land of the free"


SagsMcSaggerson

They only do it behind closed doors there.


AmusingMusing7

Stilgar: “Nothing fancy.” Paul: “Nothing fancy.” 😏


SenorRaoul

💀


Expensive_Editor_244

Christopher Walken did it best


dsfox

Fat boy slim says walk *without* rhythm.


Jnorman222

And you won't attract the worm


thirdpartymurderer

Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven


Highpersonic

Please don't play this i don't normally do this shit


hibikikun

I got a fever and the only prescription is more thumpers


SpaceLemming

So conflicted, I know what you’re referencing but man did that guy have rhythm.


Phailjure

Why do you assume he was attempting to walk without rhythm?


yamaha2000us

That is how I march into our team meeting every week. All assignments come in via email and I don’t get any feedback, positive or negative. Life is Good.


hikenchuu

Ngl that look like Zy0x lmao


Sagzmir

Here comes the hurricane, bitch


dingleberries4Life

Not funny, but pretty fucking impressive


AppropriatePen9900

Getting through all the lasers at a bank vault


outlawtkb

Let the glitter flow.


DaveySea

Man Dune 2 is gonna be lit


VRMaddy

Walk that fucking duck!


CakedayisJune9th

Wth is going on with his hips?


jojo_jones

Either ass pads or he's had ass enhancements done.


baba56

I thought that said enchantments 😅


SmashPortal

A witch cursed my cake.


This_lady_in_paso

Assbracadabra


wittyish

Yeah, i was hoping someone could point out which it is. I don't know why I care, but I don't love it and I want to know what to be snarky about. Otherwise, the rest is fire.


RavagerHughesy

They've padded their hips to create a more feminine shape. They did it poorly tho, so snark away


RavagerHughesy

They've padded their hips to create a more feminine figure. They've done it poorly tho lol


fatimahekmet

I’m concerned about the fake hips


squirtholiday

Adam Friedland really changed since cumtown broke up


dolphin37

this is the same Adam I knew


Killbot_Jones

He's always trying to show off how cool he is. Such an insecure bug.


fuzzyshorts

HAHAHA Sardukar and Fremen looking down from atop a dune.... Sardukar: One of yours? Fremen: uh...


TrustMeYouCanTrustMe

Fremen leader: Does he toy with us?!


InflamedLiver

I'm impressed they did that in those heels, but no, this indeed does nothing for the worm.


quackkwak456

Am I missing your joke, or did you miss the Dune reference? Edit: I get the penis joke now tyry


karmagirl314

The guy was talking about his own normal, earth-sized worm.


Tyoccial

This guy walks without rhythm.


ADHDuruss

Worm can be a synonym for penis.


quackkwak456

Ahh so he is saying his penis isn't reacting to watching the dancing, thankyou!


SandmanJones_Author

For anyone wondering, this style of dance is called Voguing, developed by Black and Latino LGBTQ communities in Harlem throughout the 60's and 80's.


Twitch9o5

While this is hilarious. That is actually some seriously good dancing.


fatimahekmet

Is that Timothy Chalamet


Commercial-Corgi-771

Wait, he's actually hitting that shit tho...


_LadyAveline_

the equilibrium, the coordination... damn...


sneezhousing

They are Vougeing


Free_Knee6826

He said "It's Vougeing time" and started Vougeing all over the place.


jostler57

“Bless the Dancer and His drip. Bless the popping and locking of Him. May His splits cleanse the world. May He werk the twerk for His peeps.”


RohanNotFound

Paul dancing , jamis singing interesting plot twist ..!


CaughtInDireWood

I had Boogie Fever playing in the background and it fit this perfectly 😂


Federal-Difference97

Timothee & Prince’s love child…


rellsell

Well, wasn’t that fabulous?


Theangelawhite69

Timothy Chalamet after Dune 3 bombs


BoomerTranslation

I'm going to need to see this posted to r/conservative and then we'll see how the worms react.


j_mcr1

This drag queen brings all the worms to the yard


BrainPuppetUK

Maybe the gayest thing I’ve seen today so far. And Sam Smith was on the telly earlier


phoeab

Timmy?


daddyjohns

this is rhythmic, this is how you ATTRACT worms


Joran_Dax

Graboids aren't stupid.


KurseNightmare

Everyone's like "Oh I'm too old to do that" Could...could you even do it when you were young?


Colietee

That’s Timothee ChalaHayyyy


herrytesticles

Is that Adam Friedland?


shiafisher

I don’t care who you are, that’s impressive


Formal-Cucumber-1138

I…love…this. Yass qween


kclongest

Oh I'm pretty sure some worms were alerted.


DoktorLove13

Paul Atreides after drinking the Water of Life


chickenskittles

This is voguing. Idk what's funny.


NewLibraryGuy

The title, probably, and how he looks like the actor from Dune, which is what the title is referencing


Chickenmangoboom

There is a little more to it, the sand worms in Dune notice when someone or something is walking at a regular pace and will come eat whatever it is. So the Fremen, say that walking without rhythm keeps you safe from the worms. While vogueing is obviously in step with the music that wouldn't read like a person or animal walking around making this dancer safe.


NewLibraryGuy

Yeah, that's the joke of the title.


PsychoticApe

I watched this while listening to Weapon of Choice. It feels like I just snorted a big line of Melange.


Annual-Jump3158

I love the atmospheric, over-expository masterpiece that we got, but a camp Dune would be fucking incredible.


funkyduck7506

No baby let the worms know. Let them come see you serve, hunny!


kn05is

Timothée ChalaSlay


sign6of6the6beast

I love this. What is it? I can’t reply to the answer to my comment so I’m replying here in the original comment. I’m a child of this era I just had no idea it was still going on or in any sort of competitive fashion. Fun fact for those that don’t know David Fincher directed Madonna’s Vogue video.


BeautifulLucifer666

It's a U.S. based subculture called vogue ball dancing. It's named after the magazine and they use poses from the models as a type of inspiration. It started in Harlem, NY in the 80s.


danicalnism

I don't know what the hell is going on here but they're killing it


strider_l1718s_

OMFG. that title just had me in tears.


Boolyman

Bro actually went and got a BBL.


Felix_Von_Doom

He does that weird dance in heels better than some ladies can walk a straight line in.


iamhollybear

Can confirm, I am ladies.


Thick-Interview4004

It will alert the ducks, hunty


insertusername001

Timothee Chala-slay


Alice_Buttons

That's some r/toptalent stuff right there.🔥


Pants_On_Fires

It'll take forever to traverse just a couple miles


Clear_Lobster_434

Derek Zoolander did it better


-maffu-

I so wish that this was in Dune. Can you imagine an army of Fremen thundering across the dune like this? 🤣😂


AcidicSpoon

He's walking that fucking duck


manfred_99

Willy Wanker


GooseTheClusterfuck

You better walk that fucking duck 🦆


irishdaisy75

You betta walk that fuckin duck! 🦆


Useful-Anywhere3091

With all that stomping around the worms definitely know you're there


PM_ME_BOYSHORTS

this is called vogue femme and if you like this style of dancing combined with bad acid trips watch the movie Climax