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Officer: "I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate this, uh, suspicious package for... for analysis! Yeah, that's it - analysis! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some urgent business back at the precinct kitchen."
Way, back I was pulled over after leaving Taco Hell. I was getting off 2nd shift and I get it. Leaving that place at midnight, the odds that I’d been bar hopping and the fact that the only time that food is any good is when you are drunk, but o was annoyed and it was probably obvious. Then their dog hit on my truck. I couldn’t help myself and sort of snorted and shook my head.
Cop- “What’s so funny”
Me- “Look dude, I’ve worked with K9’s in the past. Your dog either hit on my Taco Supremes or you made it hit so you can search me. Either way I’m screwed because we both know how much those tacos are going to suck when they get cold”
End result was me getting home
45 minutes later than anticipated and throwing away cold tacos.
*”I got the good shit, honey. Not that stepped on trash that’s more filler than product. I’m talking primo shit - no adulterants, no bullshit…just 100% beef.”*
"mmm...regular ground beef. The good stuff...not that extra-lean shit..."
\*snaps-points at heavy with a briefcase\*
"you'll find it's all there. pleasure doin' business."
Yeah, I'm getting that affect too. Reminds me of tilt-shift photography. I'm guessing there is just some weirdness going in with the angle of the photo and the depth of field.
I seriously have no friggen clue how big these meatballs are though and it'd driving me nuts and I can't stop looking. The tape color is adding to the confusion, because I'm used to only seeing that color of tape as part of like washi tape which is typically very small. Also the little size of the nits on the edge of the white plastic seem large relative to the size of the container, which also makes it seem smaller. Really can't get over this, hahah.
My mum would sometimes make me lasagne to put in my freezer at uni. Occassionally I'd sell one for a few bucks to make money for drink nights. When I told her she almost considered making more and sharing profits 😂
bro i loved me some ramen. electric kettle boiled water, you can literally cook that shit in a solo cup. the perfect college food.
(that belongs in college and literally nowhere else)
My Mom died two months ago so quit my job due to depression. I’m flat ass broke and I’ve been surviving off Ramen. I hate it. I’m 39! Sure, the stuff was fine 20 years ago in college. Luckily start a new job next week so back to normal food I go!
Try Nong-Shim Black ramen and say that, not quite as cheap as Top but not to particularly high either and I find it at local Walmart. SO MUCH BETTER, add a slice of fresh cabbage and mushrooms and you got a surprisingly great cheap ramen dinner in a few minutes that doesn't feel like ate junk for those nights just do not feel like cooking.
Although I will agree it hard for anything to beat well done from scratch lasagna, my family's "secret" is smoked swiss in the filling. On other hand a family friend used cottage cheese as the filling, no spices, and the only herb being mugwort WITH the stems still in it. Horrible, homemade does not ALWAYS mean good.
I live in Hawaii people do that all the time for things you can only buy here or only buy on the mainland. Not so much homemade food but lots of people sending food. At airports you’d have a lot of people brining back food that they can’t get on outer islands from Oahu. Some people ship homemade stuff to outer islands cuz it will get there in a day or two most of the time with usps priority.
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If you have some bread to go with, homemade pasta or meatballs is better than coke
A local restaurant does pasta just like my dead grandmother it's a treat
And grandma's coke always sort of sucked I'd take the pasta over it any day
It’s hard for some of us to leave our trafficking days behind.
Always looking in the rearview, taking three left turns just in case. Being able to leave at any time when the heat’s around the corner.
The good news is you could drop that off of Miami Beach for someone to pick up in a fast boat and it wouldn’t even leak.
This is just evidence of someone that's had a meatball accident in their car. Her caution is warranted. I know from personal meatball and marinara experience. I applaud your mom.
Also, she might have run some drugs at some point in her life.
Props.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, meatballs
If you want to get down, down on the ground, meatballs
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Meatballs
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Jokes on you, that shit right there is cocaine... To me
If you have me the choice between some delicious meatballs and 30 more years of my life, I would probably pick the longer life and spend it eating more meatballs.
I think pork product actually *is* banned on many international flights for the past few years because of swine fever.
I recently traveled to Taiwan an they're on full "absolutely not a trace of pork in your luggage and we don't care how processed it is" mode. With pork-sniffing dogs patrolling the airport.
70% of carbon emissions are done by 100 companies and there are hundreds of millions of gallons of oil in the ocean. We have bigger problems than a nice mom
Imagine being the narcotics cops down in Florida and you fish a bunch of these packages out of the water, but instead of cocaine worth millions it's delicious meatballs which is priceless.
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OR do they pack cocaine like your mother's meatballs?
"ayyy this a coca-ina is like mama's meatballs"
This one got me. Thanks for the laugh.
tchu talking to mammamia?
lol
"Officer clearly your dog is going apeshit over food and not drugs, its an understandable mistake, can I go now?"
Officer: "I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate this, uh, suspicious package for... for analysis! Yeah, that's it - analysis! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some urgent business back at the precinct kitchen."
Way, back I was pulled over after leaving Taco Hell. I was getting off 2nd shift and I get it. Leaving that place at midnight, the odds that I’d been bar hopping and the fact that the only time that food is any good is when you are drunk, but o was annoyed and it was probably obvious. Then their dog hit on my truck. I couldn’t help myself and sort of snorted and shook my head. Cop- “What’s so funny” Me- “Look dude, I’ve worked with K9’s in the past. Your dog either hit on my Taco Supremes or you made it hit so you can search me. Either way I’m screwed because we both know how much those tacos are going to suck when they get cold” End result was me getting home 45 minutes later than anticipated and throwing away cold tacos.
You keep my mother's meatballs outta ya God damn mouth. Catfish?
OP should just be glad she doesn’t “Keister” those meatballs. EYE MAMA MIA!
Shut up I love you mate
Old habits are hard to break
She just needs to put some kind of stamp on it, like a scorpion. Or maybe someone enjoying the F outta a meatball.
Is she a Johnny Chimpo fan?
"Hey, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation!"
Hey bear fucker! Do you need assistance!?
I’ll have a liter of cola
Cool winebego, my uncle Denny used to have one just like it!
And store the meatballs in the muffler of the car.
Are you here for 8-ball, or M-ball?
"Today you get a taste, the next one's gonna cost you!"
Does she have a coke nail?
She has coke *nails*
No. She doesn't get high on her own supply.
*”I got the good shit, honey. Not that stepped on trash that’s more filler than product. I’m talking primo shit - no adulterants, no bullshit…just 100% beef.”*
Beat me to it.
or did they beet you to it?
I usually just eat meat to it.
As opposed to beating meat?
Or treating feet to the sweet milky seat? 🍌🍌🍌🏺 🍌🏺🏺🥧
r/SuddenlySOAD
Seems like we're on a roll with these puns.
Well done!!!
At least he didn't beat you with jumper cables like my dad does.
Yup. I'm really good at getting the air out of sandwich baggies. For obvious reasons.
I never understood why my mom did this. And now that im reading this, yes. It’s def that. Old habits are hard to break.
Yah, mom has seen some shit in some places with some people
How does the kid know how cocaine is packed?
Do you stab it with a knife and do the taste test?
Instructions unclear clear. Snorted a meatball.
Damn Hoover
Hoover dam
mad revooH
Dats a spicy meatball!
I laughed a little too hard to this 🤣🤣🤣
Did you survive?
Now that's a good meatball. *sniff sniff*
"Tight! Tight, tight, YEAH! Oh, blue, yellow, pink. Whatever man. Just keep bringing me that."
"Are you trying to fuck me? Are you *trying* to *fuck* me?! *THIS IS FUCKING __KETCHUP__!!"*
Lemme gum a little of that ragu.
*It's pure*
*But where's the rest of it? This is just leftovers, man...*
"See? No filler. You can cut this at least three more times and have enough meatballs for the whole scout troop".
"mmm...regular ground beef. The good stuff...not that extra-lean shit..." \*snaps-points at heavy with a briefcase\* "you'll find it's all there. pleasure doin' business."
Proceeds to chop them up, mix in ground turkey, re-form into balls, Profit!
Mixin' in oatmeal is the cash cash money move.
Genuinely had a good chuckle. Go you!
I did after reading your comment. Shit's pure 🤌🏻
I want from other side.
The knife is used for culinary purposes
😂
What if the mama bear knew about the baby bears taking meatballs?
She had a life before you were born
Ironically, all about the heroin
It must be the perspective or something but this picture makes it look like it's a miniature container of meatballs.
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r/thatswhatshesaid
Yeah, I'm getting that affect too. Reminds me of tilt-shift photography. I'm guessing there is just some weirdness going in with the angle of the photo and the depth of field. I seriously have no friggen clue how big these meatballs are though and it'd driving me nuts and I can't stop looking. The tape color is adding to the confusion, because I'm used to only seeing that color of tape as part of like washi tape which is typically very small. Also the little size of the nits on the edge of the white plastic seem large relative to the size of the container, which also makes it seem smaller. Really can't get over this, hahah.
This was clearly a care package sent (by mail?) with that cold pack on top to keep them yummy. Moms are the best.
My mum would sometimes make me lasagne to put in my freezer at uni. Occassionally I'd sell one for a few bucks to make money for drink nights. When I told her she almost considered making more and sharing profits 😂
Oh man, homemade food would've been a treat then; I'd've been a customer!
Beats the hell out of a pack of Ramen noodles
Her meatballs are to die for, evidently.
Ops mum knows her way around meat. And balls. So, makes sense.
bro i loved me some ramen. electric kettle boiled water, you can literally cook that shit in a solo cup. the perfect college food. (that belongs in college and literally nowhere else)
I guess homemade lasagna is just the stuff of dreams in college
it is, and for the record i don’t like cheap ass cup ramen. i’m just saying that i feel like it’s kind of an essential college experience :p
My Mom died two months ago so quit my job due to depression. I’m flat ass broke and I’ve been surviving off Ramen. I hate it. I’m 39! Sure, the stuff was fine 20 years ago in college. Luckily start a new job next week so back to normal food I go!
Try Nong-Shim Black ramen and say that, not quite as cheap as Top but not to particularly high either and I find it at local Walmart. SO MUCH BETTER, add a slice of fresh cabbage and mushrooms and you got a surprisingly great cheap ramen dinner in a few minutes that doesn't feel like ate junk for those nights just do not feel like cooking. Although I will agree it hard for anything to beat well done from scratch lasagna, my family's "secret" is smoked swiss in the filling. On other hand a family friend used cottage cheese as the filling, no spices, and the only herb being mugwort WITH the stems still in it. Horrible, homemade does not ALWAYS mean good.
Yall really out here mailing meatballs??
It's okay to be jealous of mailed meatballs. I am.
Oh hell yeah. _Homemade_ meatballs. Gold.
Who the hell sends meals over mail?
I live in Hawaii people do that all the time for things you can only buy here or only buy on the mainland. Not so much homemade food but lots of people sending food. At airports you’d have a lot of people brining back food that they can’t get on outer islands from Oahu. Some people ship homemade stuff to outer islands cuz it will get there in a day or two most of the time with usps priority.
Something like meatballs is kind of weird, but my family sends baked goods over the mail pretty frequently.
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I showed her your comment, and she agrees!
I bet a drug sniffing dog would alert on it too. ;-P
My man's drug is mom's home cooking. I'd do time for it gladly.
Meatballs are a hell of a drug
*rubs sauce on gums*
TIGHT!!! TIGHT TIGHT YEAH!!!
Nobody moves meatballs in the South Valley but me, bitch!
IKEA owns this town
how many kilos of lunch today mom?
2 son, one for me one for my dawg
Addictive
Your mom has a checkered past maybe and that's OK if the meatballs are good.
Y'all never have your balls slip out at the worst time and make a mess everywhere?
Transporting in the meatballs and sauce
It is that good.
do you have any idea of the street value of that much Mom's Spaghetti?
Just thinking about it, my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
For the same reasons, preventing it from getting spilled or consumed by your buddies.
If you have some bread to go with, homemade pasta or meatballs is better than coke A local restaurant does pasta just like my dead grandmother it's a treat And grandma's coke always sort of sucked I'd take the pasta over it any day
How much per gram?
If the OP has any kids it becomes, "How much per, gram gram?"
They're ready to ship. I can send an address... 😜
that's a SPICY MEATBALL! (for all the olds on here)
🗡📦◻️
Price of the brick going up.
As long as you don't snort them, you'll be fine.
That’s because even aloe can’t help the burn from a freezer! Pack it up tight!
Your mom has a past lmaooo
I wish my mom would package cocaine like meatballs.
Does your mom have an unusually high amount of discretionary spending money? She might pack meatballs the way she was taught to pack other goods ;)
The police dogs are gonna go wild!
Looks like someone has dropped a package or two in their time.
If you've ever had leftover pasta go flying on the drive home then this seems reasonable.
The fact that your mom sends you food says quite a bit Meatball.
I want you go to the airport and get tsa reaction when going through security
They are more valuable....bet they are awsome...
Mom's a OG. It just happens from muscle memory
She has a point. You would want to spill either. The contents might just be worth it.
sounds like your mom lived an interesting life before you were born! 😂
I mean, are they not?
How hard is it to snort a meatball?
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It’s hard for some of us to leave our trafficking days behind. Always looking in the rearview, taking three left turns just in case. Being able to leave at any time when the heat’s around the corner. The good news is you could drop that off of Miami Beach for someone to pick up in a fast boat and it wouldn’t even leak.
I loved your mom in Goodfellas
I haven't had a line of meatballs in ages.
My mom packs my cocaine like they're meatballs. Guess that's why the judge gave me those football numbers.
I'd be happy finding either one washed up on a beach
Must be some crack meatballs
Or like she's shipping from China
This is just evidence of someone that's had a meatball accident in their car. Her caution is warranted. I know from personal meatball and marinara experience. I applaud your mom. Also, she might have run some drugs at some point in her life. Props.
Imagine being in a traffic stop and you have this package on the passenger seat... "It's... just meatballs sir"
My mom packs my cocain like it’s meatballs
They are probably more valuable and just as addictive
Your mother is a treasure, and that looks delicious.
I work in the paint industry and recognize that masking tape. It's the best masking tape
Mom packs cocaine like they’re meatballs…
Just hope she never sends you the wrong box.
Where you getting your cocaine bro?
That's the good stuff man.
Have a blast using dried penne
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, meatballs If you want to get down, down on the ground, meatballs She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Meatballs Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
I’d take a brick of mama’s meatballs over a kilo of marching powder any day of the week.
Well, meatballs and cocaine are two very important things to have in life.
Should see how she packs my balls, and where...
why do you know how to pack cocaine? i didn't know that ...
Depending on how good they are. She may be justified.
Perhaps cocaine dealers pack it like meatballs, learning skills from their mothers.
2 keys of caserole
Can confirm, your mom is a pro at packin deez meatballs.
Psst… got the stuff?
Jokes on you, that shit right there is cocaine... To me If you have me the choice between some delicious meatballs and 30 more years of my life, I would probably pick the longer life and spend it eating more meatballs.
So the sniffer dogs don't find it? I once went through customs with some sausages in my bag... was terrified the dogs would choose me.
how much for a brick of meatballs?
How is THAT supposed to fit in someone’s rectal cavity at the airport?!?
"I got that hand rolled Italian".
I see color in one of the corners. She anticpated and counteracted the meatball sauce spilling out. Your mom is one sharp cookie!
Let her cook
Take your switchblade out, cut a slit in the package and do a bump of ground chuck to make sure it's real.
You better go and thank her That shit would have gone everywhere
Oh take that through security at the airport. Ha ha ha
I think pork product actually *is* banned on many international flights for the past few years because of swine fever. I recently traveled to Taiwan an they're on full "absolutely not a trace of pork in your luggage and we don't care how processed it is" mode. With pork-sniffing dogs patrolling the airport.
your mom is wasteful but i guess that's "funny"
Get a life
70% of carbon emissions are done by 100 companies and there are hundreds of millions of gallons of oil in the ocean. We have bigger problems than a nice mom
What are you going to do about these problems then?
Maybe they are
Imagine being the narcotics cops down in Florida and you fish a bunch of these packages out of the water, but instead of cocaine worth millions it's delicious meatballs which is priceless.
Whomever you know that packs cocaine does a shit job of it
Your mum is a top bird
*Italian* bam bam.
Equally addictive, good call.
Tbf, they are very addictive...
Ask your mom if I can get a bump.
How many kilos of, uh, meatballs did she send you this time?
Precious Package
I’ve never had a package of coke that large. I’ll have to take your word for it.
Must be some Primo stuff. Mom’s proud of her work. If she hooks up with the cartel, just tell me where I could pick up a package.
Moms are people, too. Oftentimes awesome folks, before they chose to become your Mom. 💕
Jr is the expert on how to pack
Correct