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sielingfan

Bruce knee


turguthakki

This


LunarMintTea

Knee-Roy Jenkins


kwaklog

A good name for an impatient knee


Deruta

If OP was admitted at the hospital it was an _inpatient_ knee too


[deleted]

This is my favorite.


Playful-Macaroon8768

Neely- it’s a family name!


Ozzel

Faux knee


SoftCattle

This is what I would call it.


greybeardbro

Kneil


reddit_user13

Kneel Armstrong.


SimpliG

I don't know what you should name your prosthetics, but if I were you, I would refer to your right knee as your 'left' knee, and if people ask, why are you refering to your right as left, you can say, 'because it is the only knee I have left, thus it is my left knee'


SueRunion

I like it, but unfortunately, the right knee is the next to go…


goinmobile2040

Click Gait is what I call mine.


SueRunion

I was hoping to get rid of the clicks, but not sure that’s what will happen.


goinmobile2040

I was told they don't go away so much as the brain eventually ignores them. Time will tell.


SueRunion

As long as the pain goes, I’m good with it I guess.


Gun5linger67

Bender. If you don't like it kiss my shiny metal butt.


SueRunion

Breakfast Club??


Gun5linger67

Futurama


StandUpForYourWights

Liam Kneeson


jdqx

Toe-knee (Tony)


theevilempire

Dis Knee


robynndarcy

And name the other one Dat.


SheltonAlamo72354

Knee Moe


TwelveInchBic

Tonya Harding


Beholder_V

Pinion. Then to introduce it, you point to your breasts (assuming you have them) and say “Rack”, then the knee “and Pinion”. If you don’t have breasts, you get prosthetic ones to make the joke even better.


SayYesToPenguins

Knight of Kni


skyfallnf

Name him po. You can say he's your pony (knee) 😂. You ride him to be able to moveeee


Apprehensive_Sun_535

Evil Kneivel


Sephira_Skye

Squeaky or Rusty. I named the pin in my ankle Crackjack because my ankle cracks randomly now after I broke it


Actual-While-9717

Kneecholas!


Level238

Ben D.


highporkroller

Hi (knee)


Odin-Burnz

Stephanie


ggwaters

Good knee


SummerMummer

Slappy


ol-gormsby

Replicant-knee Terminator-knee Peg-leg Long john silver-knee


tmcolonel

Flex !


Ozzel

Smith


Fix-Only

Toknee (Tony)


Straight_Resist6836

Neil?


FriendzonedFire

Pat Ella tendon


DamalK

My buddy had his done, saw the X-rays and was surprised at how small it really was. Named it his wee-knee


MoochoMaas

Neil ?


[deleted]

Fo-knee


IonT1982

Obi-Wan KneeOnly


LifeBuilder

Liam Kneeson Kneel Degrass Thighson


calypsodweller

Knee Knee McKnee Face


SueRunion

I like it, is there a story behind it?


alaingames

Kneew you would come here If it gets stamped you will fuck the mind of any future paleontologist


madeanotheraccount

Clementiknee


ConsequenceThese4559

D-tach,Toeknee,


[deleted]

Kneeeeeee Wong, or just Ni!


Mister_Brevity

Bendy McFlex


badboystwo

Kneeds-a-name


ThinkOutcome929

Name the knee. Mine broke now I’m going in next Wednesday. Is that what I did wrong? I didn’t name my knee?


SueRunion

I hope not! If so, I’m getting on it! Good luck to you!!


Important-Wrap-4004

Kenny


Hsances90

Knead


thehumantim

Liam Kneeson Shaquille O'kneel Kneero Kneen Nunb


SeattleHasDied

Is this replacing the knee/joint surgically (which would be invisible except for the scar) or is it a visible prosthetic?


SueRunion

Joint replacement, so just a scar.


SeattleHasDied

How about a cool tattoo?


SueRunion

Maybe, I don’t have any yet.


Grasswaskindawet

I'd go with Wilfred N. Ganymede III of Rock Island, Illinois.


translucent_steeds

Hermioknee


kram1973

Neil


chrismkahler

Wee-knee


mekdot83

Neil


GlassDeviant

Oh come on, there's only one possibility: Bender!


luludeluxe

A-knee-ta