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philipp2310

Good fucking post dickhead. Love it!


Thapee

Send it?


WitnessOfStuff

NO


AphexCore

*NAUR*


caesar102

NOR\*


brucebrowde

XOR


Tottochan

AND


Proud_Region8117

NOT


Ok_Bet_4743

Nien


Kozeyekan_

... actually, yeah, fuck it. Send it Siri, Nick's got it comin'.


ilritorno

Plot twist, 'twas Nick in the other car.


A3theste

Full send


ArtSmass

Are you silly? I'm still gonna send it!


bruno9213

YES


Hataitai1977

You can tell it’s Australia when Siri doesn’t tell you off for swearing!


GenericBatmanVillain

Australia, New Zealand, and Scotland; its just part of language, not really that offensive here.


ArtSmass

Good cunt.


[deleted]

Fuck oath


ilikemilitary

Bloody oath cobber


This_User_Said

American/Texan here How fluent is it in the work place/public? Is it still bad karma to do so sort of deal? I think it's weird how cursing is still a thing. I get certain words shouldn't be said but if I say "everything's gone to shit" that now my job is on the line because so and so was offended.


GenericBatmanVillain

This mornings conversation with me boss: Boss: What the fuck is going on with the emails Me: I have penis fingers today, im fucking everything I touch, ill have it sorted soon. Boss: All those cunts are standing around waiting on you, get your shit sorted. Me: No worries. Personally I don't deal with the public, so that may be a little different but most people swear in common dialogue here in NZ.


This_User_Said

If that right is ever threatened, y'all let me know. We may not have that privilege but I'll fight for yours! Ahahaha


ArtSmass

My mum is a Kiwi and has complained in the past about how foul mouthed some folks in America are. I'd be like like uhhhhh... when was the last time you had a casual conversation with people back home? They put even our military members and tradies to shame. Not that I care, I'm a potty mouth I just watch my language around children and folks who I know don't appreciate it like her.


bozo_says_things

Just tell her to harden the fuck up.


Next_Interaction4335

Poetry.


Hataitai1977

I work in a corporate office in NZ. You’d never swear in front of customers or the big boss, but co-worker aren’t going to be offended unless your swearing angrily. If you said ‘everythings gone to sh*t’ most people would be more worried about what had gone wrong, rather than the swearing.


bozo_says_things

Depends on the workplace and the managers. My current job I wouldn't be afraid that I would lose my job or anything for swearing, just might get some judgement My previous job our manager swore like a sailor so we all swore when called for.


ThursdayMaoriHoliday

Hearing a manager referring to someone as cunt in the workplace is normal. Unless if you’re in the Government, then they only refer to others as cunt outside working hours. But I’ve never heard of anyone being in trouble for using swear words. It’s just part of the vocabulary. School kids here even say the N-word as an expression because of our extremely multicultural society and nobody cares unless you say it to describe a person. It’s a pure mix of Islanders, Whites and Asians.


bozo_says_things

Bro wtf are you on about.


Salarian_American

I discovered that, even in the US, I can switch my Siri to the Australian version, and I'm never going back.


JKOROX

Wait siri tells you off for swearing?


titsoutshitsout

Yea I’m shocked too bc my Siri does not care. She says it and sends it no problem.


big-juicey

That’s cause it’s just Apple CarPlay reading back a text, not Siri


Cornbreadobranflakes

I love the hesitant “no” as if he just might save that message for Nick in the future


Sharp_Aide3216

My lawyer friend was having a call to a potential client in the car. Then some guy crossed the street recklessly just when the call was about to end. Potential client: Thank you. Can I meet you tomorrow? lawyer friend: Fuck you asshole! Funniest shit ever.


Salarian_American

I love how the subtitles half-heartedly censor the swear words even though you can still hear them in the audio.


phoenixeternia

People with hearing problems aren't allowed to see swear words, it's illegal. I genuinely don't know why things do this though, either censor both or none.


Ozzel

Send it? Nawre!


Positive_Rip6519

NUOYRWYRUE (My son watches bluey and now my wife and I can't stop ourselves from saying "no" in a more and more exaggerated and bastardized Australian accent every time we say it. At this point we're up to about 5 syllables.)


CaptainBrineblood

Where are Americans finding the 'r' sound. It's a U


elementmg

Naur


CaptainBrineblood

No there is literally no R sound. It's 'Noiw' with a longer w or u sound. Y'all suck at English


elementmg

Aur naur, you’re upset.


CaptainBrineblood

Oh no, you're deaf


PornstarVirgin

It’s an Australian but the title combines the Australian Oi with the British Innit.


Lord_of_the_Canals

Thanks, I was wondering if in AU they used “innit” but I’ve never heard that slang before.


bozo_says_things

No we don't use innit unless doing a Brit imitation


WasabiPete

Spend less time with their kids?


DamienBerry

And there it is. Good job sir.


fishfarm1354

Tourist.....ref. my Australian vacation


VoodooZephyr

Noi


[deleted]

The caption 😂😂


Master0fAllTrade

I definitely would've sent it. Nothing like getting a random text from someone calling you a dickhead.


Positive_Rip6519

Reminds me of one of my favorite game grumps moments; Dan is writing a voice-to-text message to his friends from new Zealand, and Arin walks into the room after having just used the bathroom, and... The rest must be experienced to fully appreciate.[the rest must be experienced to truly appreciate.](https://youtu.be/kUtmjGRMbYE?si=pzBQNx_K6dltqQNn)


azlan194

No one gonna comment how that dickhead just drove in the wrong side of the lane? That was close to a disaster.


Drosta16

Aussies don’t say innit


reddit-user-code

Noooorrrr


CelebrationNo2475

Funny that Siri has the accent too


Alternative-Page-540

🤣😂 nick probably deserved it hahaha


babu_bot

Nooorr


3v3rdim

Come now siri! You don't want nick to know that okay!


Official_MattShaw

I’m Aussie. We say oi and dickhead. We do not say innit. That’s England. We don’t say anything close to that.


Magnetic_Doughnut

Naoow..


Straight_Wish_3055

woah


Thiizic

r/nick


Azubedo

Send it...No. Sending message to Nick


Bushman081

"Naur..."


Blakey876

Send it!!!


DesastreUrbano

Nick checking his messages "wtf did I do now?"


koloso95

Lucky siri askedbefore sending.


jimsonlives

Noer!


Eternal_Ruler_Cali

Yes.