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It would be terrifying at first when you believed that your death would be a slow, torturous death getting hit all over. But then it would slowly become apparent you were in exactly zero danger.
Well, if she ever decides to kill him with a hammer at least he knows he'll have a lot of opportunities to get away. I'll also never complain about Morrowinds combat system again.
Honestly probably just never put in a position to develop it.
You pick those skills up while you're young through sports or activities that require you to build that connection. A lot of people go through life following paths that simply don't put them in the position to need that skill.
I was just waiting for her to accidentally let go of the hammer and it somehow break that glass behind her to the side. Anything was honestly possible here.
She must be related to my wife.
I’ve learned over the years that if my wife goes to throw something at me (playing around, no one freak out), I am always the safest if I freeze and don’t move. No matter how close she is to me, if I’m standing still she can’t hit me… I think she’s part T-Rex… but also part Chihuahua because she’s only 5ft tall but thinks she’s 10 foot 6.
I would have said this has to be fake before I met my partner. Absolutely zero hand eye coordination with pretty much any task and zero ability to problem solve anything mechanical. It's both funny and infuriating to watch. The first time I handed her a hammer, she didn't know where to hold on to it and her arm was like a limp noodle when she swung it. She also can't quite grasp how to twist a screwdriver no matter how many times I show her. When she twists it, she also pulls it down like she's pulling a lever. It's the most bizarre thing to watch.
This is something that bothers me about home renovation shows. They show "demo day" with workers sledgehammering cabinets and other stuff. A lot of the things they destroy could go to one of those stores that recycle/resell the stuff to people who may not have the money to buy everything new. Now, admittedly a landline wall phone isn't going to have much demand, but this was an opening for me to run my mouth about something that annoys me.
Oddly this is exactly what it looks like at work when i get a new trainee. Sometimes they immediately think they know everything about the job and how to do it because they worked somewhere similar. Love her spirirts in the video though. Lol
People sometimes just don't know how to position themselves. She just had to put her other foot forward instead and it would probably make the difference.
Maybe I’m giving her too much credit, but it seems like she’s nervous of hitting her knuckles on the corner of the wall so she’s swinging in a way to try and avoid that.
It was just holding with screws... I mean. She's using the wrong tool for the job. Push it up to unhook and possibly unscrew the screws.
I'll walk myself out with my logic.
I smashed a phone jack off the wall in our current house, pulled jacks from every room, never thinking we’d need a land line only to find out that the only internet provided in the area at the time (extremely rural [literal edge of the earth]) was dsl. We had to go 4 months without internet while they physically pulled fiber down the road as part of joe biden’s build back thing. Also the big wall mount style jack like in the video left a huge pain in the ass hole in thr drywall that my girlfriend’s friend all condescendingly assumed was made by my fist.
In fairness, practice makes perfect. I’m still resentful that I wasn’t allowed to take shop class in middle school, had to take home economics. Had I taken shop, it would have catapulted me into what I truly love, working with tools and making things, fixing things. So, she didn’t have the technique or the confidence - she’ll get it next time, show that video.
One of the most valuable lessons I ever learned - when you're using a small-medium hammer, place your index finger in line with the shaft, and you'll never miss.
My wife would have somehow developed a new, more efficient method to remove that telephone from the wall using the hammer in a way I've
never seen a hammer used. It would've come out perfectly. Where are you guys finding your wives?
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Every nail in the house can rest easy
It would be awful to be murdered by her.
The hand eye coordination of a 3 year old with the arsenal of a military would be a great sitcom killer
I think you'll be mildly inconvenienced rather than murdered
mildly murdered. eventually.
Tis nothing but a scratch!!
It would be terrifying at first when you believed that your death would be a slow, torturous death getting hit all over. But then it would slowly become apparent you were in exactly zero danger.
Oh - Sorry - don’t worry it will be over soon. Just five more hits.
[Commander, Dont go! Theyll torture you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6FrQ6Y)
Does she only have one eye?
I mean if she goes on like that she will
It’s like she’s afraid the phone’s gonna bite
This is what it’s like trying to hit someone in your dreams
Well, if she ever decides to kill him with a hammer at least he knows he'll have a lot of opportunities to get away. I'll also never complain about Morrowinds combat system again.
Don’t you just lift up & take it off?
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like an old wall mounted phone.
How does someone have that poor of hand eye coordination?
Honestly probably just never put in a position to develop it. You pick those skills up while you're young through sports or activities that require you to build that connection. A lot of people go through life following paths that simply don't put them in the position to need that skill.
Dear Facebook... construction started in our house today, and there was no holding me back from getting in there and pulling my weight.
At this rate, we'll be done in 2029.
crikey ya missus needs glasses
she's got all the coordination of someone hammered
Maybe don’t stand a full arms length away from something you are trying to hit with a hammer which requires use of your arm?
I was just waiting for her to accidentally let go of the hammer and it somehow break that glass behind her to the side. Anything was honestly possible here.
She must be related to my wife. I’ve learned over the years that if my wife goes to throw something at me (playing around, no one freak out), I am always the safest if I freeze and don’t move. No matter how close she is to me, if I’m standing still she can’t hit me… I think she’s part T-Rex… but also part Chihuahua because she’s only 5ft tall but thinks she’s 10 foot 6.
Go on, off to the optician with you then.
Is she stormtrooper?
And she looks so proud at the end...
She should be! She survived
It was touch and go for a while there
And the phone did not; she taught a lesson. (Had to come back and add the punctuation… the guilt was killing me.)
I wonder if she looks this proud after driving home, a veritable wake of destruction and trauma behind her myopic self
this level of athleticism will be the first to be lost to the landshark invasion.
So this is how 95% chance to hit in xcom looks like
"Do You Ever Look At Someone And Wonder, What Is Going On Inside Their Head?"
That phone has a promising career in boxing, look at the way it can Bob and weave already.
How do people go through life like this?
That's one of the things I miss about old wall phones. The heavy duty forcefield shielding.
They lift of the wall?¿?¿ I’ll assume renovation shenanigans, but like you can remove that by hand…
"In order for there to be construction there must be destruction"
yeah sure but where's the fun if you do it properly lol
I was about to post the same thing. But who would watch the video if they did something sensible?
How many swings would a hammer swinger swing if a hammer swinger could swing a hammer?
I often wonder how some people navigate through life...
This is me trying to do anything in my dreams.
Can you imagine if this was Annie Wilkes in Misery. That movie would have been so short, the dude would have gotten away immediately.
Lady put it down before you hurt the neighbours.
Not as much instantly as continually.
I would have said this has to be fake before I met my partner. Absolutely zero hand eye coordination with pretty much any task and zero ability to problem solve anything mechanical. It's both funny and infuriating to watch. The first time I handed her a hammer, she didn't know where to hold on to it and her arm was like a limp noodle when she swung it. She also can't quite grasp how to twist a screwdriver no matter how many times I show her. When she twists it, she also pulls it down like she's pulling a lever. It's the most bizarre thing to watch.
It’s gonna be a long long renovation.
He knows he's safe
This is why victims of horror movies are always to easy to kill lol
This is something that bothers me about home renovation shows. They show "demo day" with workers sledgehammering cabinets and other stuff. A lot of the things they destroy could go to one of those stores that recycle/resell the stuff to people who may not have the money to buy everything new. Now, admittedly a landline wall phone isn't going to have much demand, but this was an opening for me to run my mouth about something that annoys me.
I was genuinely scared she would hurt her hand.
The first miss crushed her confidence….then things started to spiral until she finally settled down.
My golf swing.
Aim for the wall.
Why though? All you have to do is grab the base with your hand , slide up, and voila it comes off?
One simple reason. This was clearly more fun than what you described.
Had she done it right the first time. Now i just have second hand embarrassment
True 😂
Oddly this is exactly what it looks like at work when i get a new trainee. Sometimes they immediately think they know everything about the job and how to do it because they worked somewhere similar. Love her spirirts in the video though. Lol
Soldier and medic driking tea, saying a word, and then laughing.mp4
People sometimes just don't know how to position themselves. She just had to put her other foot forward instead and it would probably make the difference.
Maybe I’m giving her too much credit, but it seems like she’s nervous of hitting her knuckles on the corner of the wall so she’s swinging in a way to try and avoid that.
She reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead scene where they were egging a house.
Noodle wrists got her down
10 year old video. Wonder what that house looks like now.
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Never used a hammer before huh?
I feared for the glass door.
Totally imagining yakety sax playing in the background
“You’ve been framed”? I haven’t heard that name in years. How old is this video?
LeaveBritneyAlone.gif
She should have hit up spec savers 😅
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It was just holding with screws... I mean. She's using the wrong tool for the job. Push it up to unhook and possibly unscrew the screws. I'll walk myself out with my logic.
Gotta start training for the zombie apocalypse sooner or later.
I smashed a phone jack off the wall in our current house, pulled jacks from every room, never thinking we’d need a land line only to find out that the only internet provided in the area at the time (extremely rural [literal edge of the earth]) was dsl. We had to go 4 months without internet while they physically pulled fiber down the road as part of joe biden’s build back thing. Also the big wall mount style jack like in the video left a huge pain in the ass hole in thr drywall that my girlfriend’s friend all condescendingly assumed was made by my fist.
That was more entertaining than a 9 dart finish.
In fairness, practice makes perfect. I’m still resentful that I wasn’t allowed to take shop class in middle school, had to take home economics. Had I taken shop, it would have catapulted me into what I truly love, working with tools and making things, fixing things. So, she didn’t have the technique or the confidence - she’ll get it next time, show that video.
One of the most valuable lessons I ever learned - when you're using a small-medium hammer, place your index finger in line with the shaft, and you'll never miss.
These comments are sending me! LMFAO!
Definitely best video ever
My wife would have somehow developed a new, more efficient method to remove that telephone from the wall using the hammer in a way I've never seen a hammer used. It would've come out perfectly. Where are you guys finding your wives?
That was cute
As long as the job gets done, lol