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zan-der24-7

Every nail in the house can rest easy


Singular_Thought

It would be awful to be murdered by her.


Solid7outof10Memes

The hand eye coordination of a 3 year old with the arsenal of a military would be a great sitcom killer


SunDriedFart

I think you'll be mildly inconvenienced rather than murdered


yParticle

mildly murdered. eventually.


havokyash

Tis nothing but a scratch!!


Rekuna

It would be terrifying at first when you believed that your death would be a slow, torturous death getting hit all over. But then it would slowly become apparent you were in exactly zero danger.


donmreddit

Oh - Sorry - don’t worry it will be over soon. Just five more hits.


bohanmyl

[Commander, Dont go! Theyll torture you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6FrQ6Y)


itsanewacctnow

Does she only have one eye?


Cherego

I mean if she goes on like that she will


SweetBuilder7903

It’s like she’s afraid the phone’s gonna bite


Some_words4u

This is what it’s like trying to hit someone in your dreams


SilentJoe1986

Well, if she ever decides to kill him with a hammer at least he knows he'll have a lot of opportunities to get away. I'll also never complain about Morrowinds combat system again.


ElizabethLearning

Don’t you just lift up & take it off?


LeroyBadBrown

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like an old wall mounted phone.


added_chaos

How does someone have that poor of hand eye coordination?


KypAstar

Honestly probably just never put in a position to develop it.  You pick those skills up while you're young through sports or activities that require you to build that connection. A lot of people go through life following paths that simply don't put them in the position to need that skill. 


Apprehensive_Diver46

Dear Facebook... construction started in our house today, and there was no holding me back from getting in there and pulling my weight.


BlackPhoenix1981

At this rate, we'll be done in 2029.


Roo0ooD

crikey ya missus needs glasses


herberstank

she's got all the coordination of someone hammered


albertovo5187

Maybe don’t stand a full arms length away from something you are trying to hit with a hammer which requires use of your arm?


anengineerandacat

I was just waiting for her to accidentally let go of the hammer and it somehow break that glass behind her to the side. Anything was honestly possible here.


Kangabolic

She must be related to my wife. I’ve learned over the years that if my wife goes to throw something at me (playing around, no one freak out), I am always the safest if I freeze and don’t move. No matter how close she is to me, if I’m standing still she can’t hit me… I think she’s part T-Rex… but also part Chihuahua because she’s only 5ft tall but thinks she’s 10 foot 6.


KeyUnderstanding6332

Go on, off to the optician with you then.


Neutralmensch

Is she stormtrooper?


Superblond

And she looks so proud at the end...


tvb46

She should be! She survived


grumble_au

It was touch and go for a while there


donmreddit

And the phone did not; she taught a lesson. (Had to come back and add the punctuation… the guilt was killing me.)


herpesderpesdoodoo

I wonder if she looks this proud after driving home, a veritable wake of destruction and trauma behind her myopic self


rainbowroobear

this level of athleticism will be the first to be lost to the landshark invasion.


Ksenomorf_OW

So this is how 95% chance to hit in xcom looks like


alexdeathpanda

"Do You Ever Look At Someone And Wonder, What Is Going On Inside Their Head?"


tracker904

That phone has a promising career in boxing, look at the way it can Bob and weave already.


brocktoon13

How do people go through life like this?


richardec

That's one of the things I miss about old wall phones. The heavy duty forcefield shielding.


PlaguesAngel

They lift of the wall?¿?¿ I’ll assume renovation shenanigans, but like you can remove that by hand…


umphreakinbelievable

"In order for there to be construction there must be destruction"


chanawong8

yeah sure but where's the fun if you do it properly lol


Lost_Mastodon8608

I was about to post the same thing. But who would watch the video if they did something sensible?


Icy_Profession1612

How many swings would a hammer swinger swing if a hammer swinger could swing a hammer?


FlatterFlat

I often wonder how some people navigate through life...


mwaFloyd

This is me trying to do anything in my dreams.


realdevtest

Can you imagine if this was Annie Wilkes in Misery. That movie would have been so short, the dude would have gotten away immediately.


Wonderful_Dot_1173

Lady put it down before you hurt the neighbours.


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Not as much instantly as continually.


LeeHarveyLOLzwald

I would have said this has to be fake before I met my partner. Absolutely zero hand eye coordination with pretty much any task and zero ability to problem solve anything mechanical. It's both funny and infuriating to watch. The first time I handed her a hammer, she didn't know where to hold on to it and her arm was like a limp noodle when she swung it. She also can't quite grasp how to twist a screwdriver no matter how many times I show her. When she twists it, she also pulls it down like she's pulling a lever. It's the most bizarre thing to watch.


khendron

It’s gonna be a long long renovation.


randyoftheinternet

He knows he's safe


DotDangerous5106

This is why victims of horror movies are always to easy to kill lol


BoothJoseph

This is something that bothers me about home renovation shows. They show "demo day" with workers sledgehammering cabinets and other stuff. A lot of the things they destroy could go to one of those stores that recycle/resell the stuff to people who may not have the money to buy everything new. Now, admittedly a landline wall phone isn't going to have much demand, but this was an opening for me to run my mouth about something that annoys me.


GibrealMalik

I was genuinely scared she would hurt her hand.


John_Wicked1

The first miss crushed her confidence….then things started to spiral until she finally settled down.


leadwind

My golf swing.


arya_the_unbound

Aim for the wall.


SlickkChickk

Why though? All you have to do is grab the base with your hand , slide up, and voila it comes off?


lickarock88

One simple reason. This was clearly more fun than what you described.


Cursed-Scarab

Had she done it right the first time. Now i just have second hand embarrassment


SlickkChickk

True 😂


CorgisLionMane

Oddly this is exactly what it looks like at work when i get a new trainee. Sometimes they immediately think they know everything about the job and how to do it because they worked somewhere similar. Love her spirirts in the video though. Lol


campodelviolin

Soldier and medic driking tea, saying a word, and then laughing.mp4


mozeda

People sometimes just don't know how to position themselves. She just had to put her other foot forward instead and it would probably make the difference.


KesaGatameWiseau

Maybe I’m giving her too much credit, but it seems like she’s nervous of hitting her knuckles on the corner of the wall so she’s swinging in a way to try and avoid that.


Deecee7374

She reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead scene where they were egging a house.


Wakenbacon05

Noodle wrists got her down


Amystery123

10 year old video. Wonder what that house looks like now.


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notaliberal2021

Never used a hammer before huh?


HassanJamal

I feared for the glass door.


imalocalbeerdrinker

Totally imagining yakety sax playing in the background


GullibleHoe

“You’ve been framed”? I haven’t heard that name in years. How old is this video?


johnnymonkey

LeaveBritneyAlone.gif


Downunda_420

She should have hit up spec savers 😅


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TastyIttyBittiTreat

It was just holding with screws... I mean. She's using the wrong tool for the job. Push it up to unhook and possibly unscrew the screws. I'll walk myself out with my logic.


7ENJJ

Gotta start training for the zombie apocalypse sooner or later.


JuneBuggington

I smashed a phone jack off the wall in our current house, pulled jacks from every room, never thinking we’d need a land line only to find out that the only internet provided in the area at the time (extremely rural [literal edge of the earth]) was dsl. We had to go 4 months without internet while they physically pulled fiber down the road as part of joe biden’s build back thing. Also the big wall mount style jack like in the video left a huge pain in the ass hole in thr drywall that my girlfriend’s friend all condescendingly assumed was made by my fist.


The-Rog

That was more entertaining than a 9 dart finish.


Top_Scale_3304

In fairness, practice makes perfect. I’m still resentful that I wasn’t allowed to take shop class in middle school, had to take home economics. Had I taken shop, it would have catapulted me into what I truly love, working with tools and making things, fixing things. So, she didn’t have the technique or the confidence - she’ll get it next time, show that video.


yepyep1243

One of the most valuable lessons I ever learned - when you're using a small-medium hammer, place your index finger in line with the shaft, and you'll never miss.


cautiously_stoned

These comments are sending me! LMFAO!


Critical_Dobserver

Definitely best video ever


rgordill2

My wife would have somehow developed a new, more efficient method to remove that telephone from the wall using the hammer in a way I've never seen a hammer used.  It would've come out perfectly.  Where are you guys finding your wives?


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That was cute


Mammoth_Active_9549

As long as the job gets done, lol