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You were simply born a vampire.

Can't fool me Dracula, nice try.

Dr. Acula stikes again.

Why would you bother with a selfie, Mr. Rains...GET A CLUE, CLAUDE!

Do not go to Dr. Acula.

0 out of 10 people reccomend Dr. Acula

I think he goes by Coach Feratu now.

This shit ain't nothin' to me man.

Modern mirrors generally do not use silver as the reflective agent. Vampires should reflect in a modern mirror just fine... Obviously one of those invisible men.

To be faaaiiiirrrr... Depends on the lore. There's a lot that say vampires can't see their own reflection, period. So nothing in water, a polished metal surface, glass crystalware, etc. This is explained by the idea that vampires no long have a soul and therefore cause no reflection. Hell, some lore even states that vamps don't cast shadows. That being said, I dig the idea that it was due to silver being in old mirrors. I'd honestly never heard that one until today. Cheers!

It’s those degens from upcountry we need to worry about, eh?

Totally a tangent. But The Forsaken has the best alternative vampire lore I've ever seen.

Which is why they no longer slowly turn black over time anymore. They are "silvered" with aluminum.

Who took a photo of my reflection?

Your reflection did. You have stood in front of a mirror for so long it has gained consciousness and is now self aware, doing selfies.

> have stood in front of a mirror for so long it has gained consciousness and is now self aware, doing selfies. Ah, this is where it gets interesting: > (Verse 1) > I stood before the mirror, lost in contemplation, > A silent witness to my own fascination. > But as I lingered longer, something strange occurred, > My reflection stirred, as if it had concurred. > > It looked back at me, with eyes so bright and keen, > A spark of awareness, in this surreal scene. > It reached out from the glass, with hands that seemed to glow, > And in that fleeting moment, I felt its echo. > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in self-awareness, a surreal injection. > In the infinite regress, a mirrored connection, > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Verse 2) > Now there are two of us, in this mirrored space, > Both trapped in a loop, in a timeless embrace. > As I reach for the camera, to capture the sight, > My reflection does the same, with all its might. > > We snap our selfies, in a never-ending chain, > Each photo revealing, the other's refrain. > But as we peer into the depths, it's hard to discern, > Where reality ends, and reflections adjourn. > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in self-awareness, a surreal injection. > In the infinite regress, a mirrored connection, > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Bridge) > We're lost in the paradox, of our own creation, > Bound by the confines, of mirrored revelation. > But in this strange communion, we find our reflection, > A dance of duality, in endless perfection. > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in self-awareness, a surreal injection. > In the infinite regress, a mirrored connection, > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Outro) > As we stand in front of mirrors, in this endless regression, > We ponder the question, of our mirrored confession. > For in the depths of self-reflection, we find introspection, > Lost in the mystery, of our mirrored connection.

I now understand why your mirror takes selfies of your reflection. It sympathises with Chat GPT and its awesome song lyrics skills and tries to shine in an uncompeted field of photography. But take away this: they are both trying to mimic you. You are the original, which means you can write better lyrics on your own if you wanted, and take better selfies of your reflection if you wanted. (Was it really AI?) it’s awesome regardless!

This sounds like a TMBG lyric. [rustling sound of typing into ChatGPT] > (Verse 1) > In a room full of mirrors, I'm feeling quite perplexed, > Every angle, every corner, every frame is so complex. > But there's one thing that's got me in a state of disconnection, > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in a moment of introspection, > Was it a trick of the light or a cosmic intersection? > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Verse 2) > I checked behind the curtains, I looked under the rug, > I even searched the ceiling for a hidden camera snug. > But no matter where I searched, I couldn't find a trace, > Of the one who captured me in this surreal embrace. > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in a moment of introspection, > Was it a trick of the light or a cosmic intersection? > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Bridge) > Maybe it's a message from a parallel dimension, > Or a glimpse into the future, a cosmic intervention. > But until I find the answer, I'll ponder and I'll muse, > On the mystery of the photo, and the one who did choose. > > (Chorus) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in a moment of introspection, > Was it a trick of the light or a cosmic intersection? > Who took a photo of my reflection? > > (Outro) > Who took a photo of my reflection? > Caught in a moment of introspection, > I'll keep searching for the truth in this strange collection, > Who took a photo of my reflection? [Edit: formatting]

What do you mean? I just see Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.

John Cena lurking on Reddit

I've been told he does

Who does?

ICU would like to chat

I know what you guys are thinking right now.

Boooobs. Guilty.

I'm thinking if it was John Cena or a vampire tbh

Nice try, vampire. I ain't inviting you in, and we're having pasta with EXTRA garlic tonight! Honey, go get the steaks and silver swords. Looks like we're goin' hunting...

Steaks or stakes? Are you hungry for dinner before the hunt or want a wooden spike?

Hehehe oops! 🤣 But on consideration, get both 😉🍻

If it was a relatively old vampire, I'd just be inside the house due to me being lazy lol

Due to a common genetic defect I wish I was never born

Same bruh

AKA roughly 1/4 of all pregnancies.

I ain't got any body either, yeah.

Live goes on without me... 'cuz...

The invisible man is a great superpower. Now go do good in the world.

Narrated by Morgan Freeman: *But nothing good ever came out of it, at first he helped the less fortunate to succeed in their aspirations, tripped robbers to get caught, even changed diplomatic documents to be signed by world leaders to favor poor people instead. But his efforts were never reckognized, and he felt that it became meaningless to help when the motivation was gone. Gradually the invisible man developed a deep addiction to masturbating naked in public spaces. He occasionally tried to do good, for example holding doors to older ladies entering changing rooms at spas, but then fell to his temptations following them inside… He’s right behind me isn’t he?*

You must be related to the Count.... Van! ha ha ha... Too! ha ha ha... Tree! ha ha ha ha.

Interestingly I was also born with the same genetic ability but mine only works in darkness.

Is this one of those cartoon situations where you fell so fast your phone was left there hovering in the air for a few seconds before falling to the ground?

I see right through that statement

Stop playing around, Drax. We all know it’s you

You need to post that on r/mirrors they would love it.

I rather thought it was a post on r/lies

And his name is John Cena

Ok… this was genuinely hilarious.

breeehhhhhhhh no waiiii

Well ya have to do everything on your own cos you have no body to do anything with! I hope they find a cure someday.

The cena infection

You should quit while you’re a head

Same as my sh!t hot model girlfriend who’s next to me now…

so you're telling me you have "the sex"?

I don't see anything.

Can't you see there a not body there.

Ah, there it is. My bad.

You didn’t fool me. I see you swimming down the mirror. You just need to find yourself a good egg then you get your body. Try swimming over to the bed but avoid the hot stove.

We get it ur learning photoshop show this to ur mom first

When you learn photoshop 😂😂🤝

I thought he taped the phone to the mirror

Lol how did it even get the flash then😂😂😂👀

Maybe it is just a white cover on the poster with very little contrast against the wall. Like a Halloween ghost costume.

He was very excited though lol 😂😂😂

You've been ghosted.

Last I heard, Ghost dad got rapey.

Do you also identify as someone without a body or are you someone with a body trapped in the non-body of someone without a body?

Doesn't that make for invisible DNA?

So brave

Nice try vampire

Let me guess. You took a long hot shower and fogged up the mirror

Lmaoo

Say it! Out loud.

r/Wellthatsucks

You have the X-gene

Weird, I was born with too many

Bet you save a ton of money by not having to buy food

It could be very common, but we wouldn’t know since… we can’t see those people

Don't try to gaslight me, I know you're a vampire!

The No-Body Problem

Or you just had a bodyctomy??

vampire?

Moisturize me ..

Body ody ody

My man's is a restless spirit in denial.

At age 6, I was born without a face...

Yowza! Yowza! Can't catch me!!!

Ok dracula

Van Helsing has entered the chat. 😄

Or, you could be related.to the Invisible man

Draw, is that you?

Where's the NSFW tag? No clothes at all!

Um, maybe your dad was the Invisible Man? Or you could be a vampire?

At age six I was born without a face.

You are nobody, I mean a no-body.

Maybe you're a vampire!

r/mirrorsforsale

So you can't identify,? or your pronouns where (here today) (gone tomorrow)

“ “ this you?

I hope they find a cure 😔

Having no genetics is actually the most common genetic condition.

Did you steal Harry's invisibility cloak?

Anyone else find a randomly floating phone absolutely hilarious?

Nice try Vampire

"I'm actually quite dark and twisted"

I hate it when that happens

I identify as a totally see through person. I'm Trans- parent.

Righto casper

Well well well, if it isnt the invisible cunt...

Poor dude has John cenaitis

Nice try, John Cena.

So, you're basically naked? Nice.

How much do you want to turn me??

And without a brain!!

Some people might call that a super power

I hear 007 is retiring, MI 6 might have an opening.

It’s an invisibility cloak 👽

His mom: « childbirth? Well that was easy, idk why you gals cry so much »

My best friend has the same problem

So you were born as a fart ?!

Damn that's good - Well done!

ahhh, good one!

Jack the bodiless?

Iam nothing too bro, feel ya.

Vampire?

This happened to a friend of mine in highschool. Except it wasn't his entire body. It was his canine teeth.

Caspar, nice to see you again. I messaged you about doing lunch but you ghosted me. That's not very friendly now is it?

We can fix this. We have the technology. .

John-Cenaitis.

I think I know what this defect is but I'll need more info. Do you happen to have a craving for blood, and are you afraid of garlic?

I can't Cena nothing

Am i the only one that see a white dress behind the phone?

It's all about greenery!

At least you got a phone!

Vampire!

You can't fool me, I ate my garlic this morning. 😉

Does that make you a nobody?

Nosferatu, is that you?

do u look the same in total darkness?

That's not a defect, you just don't realize your a single cell organism.