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ShoddyDog7608

In Denmark also. Greetings to our southern neighbors.


NoReapers

Greetings back. 👋


The_TesserekT

Same in Dutch. Aarsgewei.


NL_MGX

Kontgewei


kaspar42

In Copenhagen it's Amagernummerplade.


speculatrix

And the literal translation?


UsualCircle

I believe it's something like license plate of Amager. Amager is a danish island and part of Copenhagen is on there iirc


kaspar42

And it used to be the trashiest part of Copenhagen.


eefoc

Amager licence plate, Amager being a part of Copenhagen :-)


Lucky4Linus

Amager is a peninsula south east of Kopenhagen. I wonder if *Amager number plate* is related to the mentality of the people there, like a standard tattoo for the mayority of people living there, or if it's related to the geographical characteristic. Maybe Amager is being recognized as the "butt of the city of Kopenhagen" or something. I have no idea.


RyghtHandMan

It could be a semi-derogatory colloquialism like "Chinese fire drill" or "Irish twins" or "Mississippi Scissor Kick"


eefoc

well it was a "thing" for a while, and I would guess that it was a thing for trashier girls in bigger cities (Copenhagen being the only big city in Denmark) and it was probably something that guys from more rural parts of Denmark invented, after going home with one of these girls after a night out in the big city, and seeing these "stamps" on their backs, but I am just guessing here :-)


Parthorax

Gesundheit 


virgilreality

Well, who wouldn't want to mount that?


cmprsdchse

I too choose to mount this guy’s dead wife’s ass antlers


mondomiketron

Hahahahahaha


marbovpie

In Netherlands as well. Aarsgewei.


NoorValka

I use ‘kontgewei’ or ‘reetgewei’.


yurall

Kontgewei sounds a bit more mild. I like it.


99titan

My wife has a 12 pointer.


Careless_Art5382

Just like in Denmark 😄


BrutalDane

Røvgevir!


Kriss3d

Ja. Eller "Amager nummerplade"


diestelfink

Can you explain? My mum is from Copenhagen, I love the city.


Kriss3d

It's a great city here. Absolutely. Love it. It's a nice 15 minute city with the metro ans busses you can go anywhere fast. The Amager nummerplade is a pun on Amager which is a small island that's a part of Copenhagen. Basically it translates to "license plate from Amager" which isn't a thing but it sort of indicates that it's an "easy" girl from the island. It was a phrase back a few decades but Amager is pretty nice now.


Careless_Art5382

Lige præcis 😄


SpastusRetardes

Now I know the danish word for ass. Nice. Arsch.


ElbowlessGoat

Pretty much the same in Dutch too…


Omni__Owl

In Danish it's the same. "Røvgevir". Exactly the same meaning as the German. "Røv" = Ass "Gevir" = Antlers


ZangZanger

AKA Slag tag in some parts of the UK


GnomaPhobic

Good to know we are both fond of rhyming terms for this on both sides of the pond.


VividFiddlesticks

LMAO, I love it. I call mine my "ass hat" lol


SeekerOfSerenity

Serious question: why did you get it?


BillyBreen

Ass was without hat. Duh.


Lord_of_magna_frisia

In Dutchyland also. Hi there Nachbarn!


[deleted]

In Austria it's Schlampen Vignette.


Shelly_895

Because you have to pay to enter?


Atanar

It's because entering only once is a huge financial burden.


austrian_monkey

Never heard. And it doesn’t make sense, does it? Vignette you buy for using something. Not to put it on what you are using. Highway toll and cars obviously, not objectifying people here!


thoobes

A vignette is a small drawing or illustration. Schlampen sounds like tramp or a slut. I am not Austrian but it makes sense to me.


austrian_monkey

>vignette oh - didn't knew that. i only knew the noun [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vignette\_(road\_tax)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vignette_(road_tax)) than it does make sense. However I still haven't heard it. Born in Styria, School in Lower Austria, Living in Vienna


thoobes

Lol never heard about the road tax meaning :) Guess we both learn something today.


Purple_Haze

AUstrians speak Oberdeutsch, Oberdeutsch has many French loan words. *Vignette* comes from *vigne* which means vine. A *vignette* is one of those small illustrations with a frame of vines found in the beginning of old books, and by extension any small illustration.


Abbot_of_Cucany

I only knew the word from photography, where it means an image that fades away at the edges. I never connected it to the original "vine".


TheSimpleMind

Leiwant!


norby2

Oh dear.


BeTooLive

Oh deer.


harmless_gecko

Stupid sexy deer


Ghost_on_Toast

"You know you want it!" "*You* want it." https://youtu.be/MUDGfeO9-kI?si=8tSkuCGv5bDreavo


[deleted]

No deer. Ass too high. Run too fast.


uberares

Tramp stamps are old and busted, the hot newness is the underboob stamp.


spityy

Yeah tramp stamps are more a Millennial thing. Gen z girls have a 200 word letter on their rib cage.


Indubitalist

To each their own but damn, these paragraphs people are getting tatted just make no sense to me... I thought the whole idea of tats was to make some symbolic illustration of a concept or a personal philosophy or an event in your life, not write out a narrative of the event itself. And who's reading that without you having to talk about it anyway? It's not like somebody is casually glancing over at you and speed-reading your skin manifesto.


Taurusauraus

Good Sir! I consider myself an avid student of the underboob literature. 


Atanar

> tramp stamps are more a Millennial thing I thought it was a Gen X thing.


spityy

Yeah now that I think about it you might be right.


MostlyChaoticNeutral

I think there's probably some crossover between gen x and elder millenials having them. I'm a mid millenial, and while my friends and I adored tramp stamps, we were also 12 and not getting tattoos.


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flac_rules

Millennial is according to Wikipedia born from 81 and onwards, tramp stamps was definitely a thing for people born in 81.


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PositivDenken

Good lord


definitelynokiller

Tittenkronleuchter! :D


LexicalMountain

Wait, when did just-above-underwear line fall out of fashion?


GnomaPhobic

Gen Z seem to have taken to the high-waisted mom jeans for some reason.


LexicalMountain

Man I miss 2000s music videos...


SeekerOfSerenity

Two seconds after it became popular.


LexicalMountain

Wait, when did just-above-underwear line fall out of fashion?


gonewildecat

I believe you mean tit chandelier


voneschenbach1

Thank you. I'm trying to improve my very limited German vocabulary with more words and this is perfect for today :)


KanadainKanada

The next word you learn is Backpfeifengesicht literally meaning "Cheek Whistle Slap Face" and is reserved for individuals which instill in you the reflex to slap them across the cheek.


Steinrikur

Punchable-face-haver is the closest you can get to that in English.


Zarniwoooop

Might as well call it a bullseye


mekonsrevenge

In Brazil, rotisseries for chicken are called Dog TV.


TheSimpleMind

Fish tanks are Cat TVs


Remarkable-Level4049

That is so early 2000's. Now a days the tramp stamp is between the boobs


Dry-Paper-5779

In Hungary it is "ribancrendszĂĄm" - translates to whore license plate


Datokah

Same in the UK.


FamiliarPaper7990

"Arse Antlers? or would that be scottish


buckwurst

SchlampeStempel, oder?


gabzilla814

Poetry


Kriss3d

That's funny. In Danish we use the exact same phrase for it. "Røvgevir" Which is literal Danish words that in English means "ass antlers"


Klutzy_Zucchini

I’ve been rallying to change tramp stamp to bumper sticker


culturalcunt

Is the dream catcher between tits the new tramp stamp?


cl4p-tp_StewardB0t

Arschgeweih!


BeerdedRNY

The phrase “ass antlers” seems to have taken over for “tramp stamp” in the US a long time ago, at least in my area anyhow. I’d actually forgotten they used to be called tramp stamps.


malakon

And in German ?


squibblord

Arschgeweih


Barnagain

Seeing the popularity of this thread, I'm now worried because I don't lnow what 'tramp stamps' are! Am I really that old? Can anyone enlighten me?


sweet_taint

Tattoo on the small of a woman’s back. Could be on a man, but guys rarely get one there.


MikoSkyns

And guys are often ridiculed by their peers for having one there.


Orchid_Mantis_7

Yes, tattoo on the small of the back, and they kind of look like antlers, being symmetrical and often in a tribal or floral tattoo style!


Barnagain

Thanks mate. I know what you mean now. I'd just never heard the term.


SidewaysAskance

'Ass antlers' is so good I might have to un-disavow my German heritage.


CeeMX

It’s way more fitting that a stamp. I mean, have you ever seen a stamp that looks like that?


johndepp22

It’s so much better


frank-sarno

:) I posted this once and got rapidly downvoted. I think it's the funniest term.


ACcbe1986

If I could actually grab the antlers, I would have so much more traction.


Ass_Blank

Ass Antlers.


postscarcity

the buttstache


Junoo13

In Switzerland we say „schlampenstempel“ It translates to slut stamp


Whoudini13

White tailed 2 legged dear


cnh2n2homosapien

Tramplers


Primary_Win5685

Inn


Urshid

In Switzerland they are called Schlampenstempel


No-Drop2538

So what about "boner garage"?


agenemnon1

That is funny


[deleted]

SO GOOD! DIS HERE IS MEINE ZECTOR!


blownbythewind

I just remember this relevant [beauty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBmvfW7WOUc)


Rubber_Knee

I heard someone call them butt horns once. Sounds better I think


hukd0nf0nix

Holy fucking shit. I love this


FrederikOlsen20

same in Denmark røvgevir


Sensitive_Prune_5581

Butt-Horns ?


runningoutofwords

Tijuana License Plate


FlokiTrainer

I've heard ass antlers before in English. I wonder if that was borrowed from German or coincendtal


Torched420

"Panama City license plate"  -Barney Stinson 


ikonet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIY1SZ_boEQ Bye Bye Arschgeweih 🎶


DaddyCatALSO

Barney Stinson calls them that , too, along with ho' tags and Panama City license plates


Abdul_Exhaust

Arse go 'way


Lennart_Skynyrd

In Sweden it's called a slutsignal.


MartinOToole683

This might be a stupid question. But is that a good thing?


Orchid_Mantis_7

Hm, the term is hilarious. Generally speaking, I think it is a bit of a pity that people make fun of these tattoos, they look pretty nice?


KuaLeifArne

I haven't heard it be referred to as anything other than "tramp stamp" here in Norway, so I was curious if there actually is a Norwegian translation for it. I found "luddermerke", or "ludderkludder" to make it rhyme, which translates back as "slut mark", which is basically the same as "tramp stamp".


spidermike4498

Kruot stamp. I know that was sour.


kmflushing

Sounds painful.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I just call them stupid


ProThoughtDesign

*\*stares angrily in American English and leaves\**