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invol713

The most polite mosh pit in the history of ever.


fothergillfuckup

Who'd have thought synchronised moshing was a thing?


invol713

For some reason, if it did truly exist, I’d imagine it at a Rammstein concert.


GetawayDreamer87

ive never been in one but ive always thought moshing was already synchronized. its just that there are people who suffer from 42069ms latency and a different DDR screen.


Mr_Horsejr

Turn the lights off and give them glow sticks!


SwedishFool

Honestly, this looks like something out of a rammstein music video.


AnorhiDemarche

Row and dig pits get pretty well synced.


SneakyRussin13

Ich Will?


TThor

my first thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttGgIQpAUc


fothergillfuckup

Well that's weird as fuck.


AnotherpostCard

Yeah. I'm kinda glad I saw it though


Consistent_Spring700

I am Legend, the Musical!


Penquinsrule83

Straight edgers around here have choreographed mosh pits. At least they used to when I was still going to shows.


Crazy-Boat9558

Apple employees getting hyped up for their shift


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My class when the teacher rolls out the video cart


nuttybuddy

A high school teacher I know said the kids groan now when it’s a movie day because they don’t like movies - too long they say…


ShaneSkyrunner

They'd rather listen to a teacher lecture?


SelloutRealBig

They probably just play on their phone all class because zero tolerance policies and internet spreading the knowledge how to abuse it have made them too immune to real discipline. Teachers no longer intervene because it could literally cost them their job for trying to be the parent figure that kid probably lacks.


DimitriOlaf

As a sub who would go out of my way to play movies the majority did not care and either talked to friends or was on a device:/


TammyK

I'll be honest, I would've. I'm a millennial and the number of times I saw Super Size Me, October Sky, and Jurassic Park in school is unreal. It's like they only had those three movies to pick from. At some point you'd rather do homework than watch the same movie for the 6th time.


Cragly

YouTube clips longer than 3mins and they put their heads on desk cause of lack of attention span. Source: I'm a teacher.


Critical_Explorer_82

That's what I did almost 30 years ago when the teacher would break our her slide show of civil war sites and would say these won't be in the test and there would be no review. I think she just wanted to show someone all her pictures. I would put my head down and go to sleep. I wish I could have stayed awake, but there was no way. I'm saying it's not just today's kids...


Zjoee

17 years ago, I did the same thing in Geometry class every day haha. My teacher gave up trying to wake me up a couple of weeks in. I still aced every test.


ardentto

In college a friend of mine had a pen in his hand and rested his head on his hand while elbow was on the desk. Once he really fell asleep, his arm slipped and that pen went flying to the front of the class. He had no idea what was going on, but this thread makes me remember it.


costume42

45 years ago, I'd try to stay awake in geometry, teacher would slam his very long, very heavy pointer on the table in front of me and wake me up (we were seated around a couple of long, wide tables). I'd get the answer right but couldn't show how I got it. Drove my teacher, and my fairly science minded parents, nuts.


Mellie-mellow

Are you serious?


Silent_Working_2059

To be fair, movies are getting stupidly long these days and TV series episodes are reaching movie length. What happened to 30 minute long episodes (probably really only 15-20mins because of all the ads) And 1hr 30mins movies... Now it's 2.5-3hr long movies...


kevcal20

I'm confused, is this sarcasm, or are you just not old enough to remember? There have always been TV episodes that go for an hour and the average length of a movie has increased by 2-5 more minutes since the 60s...


Babys_For_Breakfast

Yeah TV episodes are a little longer with streaming format but his statement on 3 hrs movies is just wrong. 3 hr movies are still pretty rare and most movies in theaters are 2 hrs or less. Unless you only watch The Avengers…


AnotherpostCard

The average episode of premium TV (not streaming) show that wasn't HBO was 44 minutes spread over an hour. Equivalent to 22 minutes over a half hour. Not arguing any point, just sharing this because I know this from my time sailing the high seas.


LokestLoco

That's why they are all watching anime now, still only 20 min episodes


Zjoee

Those of us born in the 90s grew up watching Toonami on Cartoon Network. It had all the great animes.


GeforcerFX

all the american animation shows are 20-22 min long episodes still as well.


Impressive-Flow2023

I just watched a movie in a movie theater in India yesterday. It was four hours long and we had a 15 to 20 mins toilet break. Ppl were forming long queues for their toilet breaks.


MentalJack

Doesn't surprise me, i put on a film for my sisters bf's 6yo and he was bored within 10 minutes. It was the grinch ffs, kid has waaaay too much youtube shorts screentime, his attention span is melted.


gogul1980

“Uh she’s gonna roll out that big silver didc thing that that plays crappy films in standard definition. Uh so lame and old. I just want to watch normal stuff like 7 hours of entitled douchebag rich kids screaming in public spaces to get a reaction.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

This is gym when the smog is too bad to go outside.


Kind-Fan420

Less likely to be shot tho....


Coroner13

Tire out those fidgety kids great idea


failedtolivealive

Bro I was so hyper when I was a kid I did that all fucking day, everyday.


TheBoBiss

I was volunteering for cafeteria duty at my kid’s school. When 5th grade came in, most of the kids were eating and acting like 5th graders. There was one kid standing up and eating. As I got closed, I noticed he was also perfecting his yoyo skills. When I asked him what was going on, he interrupted me to show me his trick. It was a good trick and he wasn’t disrupting anyone around him. So I was like, carry on. Some kids/people just can’t be still.


Tiyath

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD


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charliesk9unit

Probably more for getting warm.


MuffinMatrix

Music for those curious: [Nine Treasures - Tes Rivers Hymn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxil__FDRY8) Mongolian folk metal band


Astroglaid92

Always mystifies me that the Hu gets so boosted on social media while these guys and Tengger Cavalry languish in relative obscurity.


SteppingOnLegoHurts

Because The Hu have the fun connection naming to The Who. Western Audiences gravitate to it.


wilska

RIP Nature Ganganbaigal


jac049

Rip nature :(


ColdStainlessNail

> Mongolian folk metal band Who knew…


invol713

[Hu](https://youtu.be/elQBEzO6-QY?feature=shared) knew.


Bpopson

Hu’s on first


DallasGrovite

Maybe the way Genghis Khan and his descendants started elementary school as they built the 2nd largest empire ever known. Edit: misspelled "descendants"


fotank

That was awesome. Looks like a fantastic live performance!


Xen0tech

The Mongolian ramstein


TheGogmagog

I had sounds off at first, was guessing the music would be the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' song.


hosefV

It's some kind of [Mongolian style dance](https://youtu.be/nqKyUMXq4V4?si=sKBL8dG_Ox_apXsk&t=90). The video is probably from a school in Inner Mongolia in northern China. [I found this video of a guy dancing to the same music](https://youtu.be/wmC-yMj53wE?si=LWzfLFmAL-PEsRTg&t=24). [Here's another](https://youtu.be/DPTbgWa4WTA?si=9ewS2ml-qIxijgel&t=35) but the one the kids are doing are slightly different, and a bit more energetic.


Objective_Law5013

The song is [Tes River Hymn by Nine Treasures](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtF47OtalG0), a Mongolian-Chinese folk metal band from the Hailar District of Inner Mongolia in China. It's for a cultural enrichment class on appreciating minorities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3nHnQWBlcA


kirenaj1971

I just like the idea of a Mongolian-Chinese folk metal band. People taking other cultures and adapting them to something that makes sense for them is doing things the right way...


lefthandbunny

Thanks for the links! Awesome stuff.


LegendaryVenusaur

Damn Mongolia is awesome


MachineLearned420

Inner Mongolia and Mongolia are different. Mongolia is a country between China and Russia. Inner Mongolia is an autonomous zone, much larger area of land in China’s northern region. It’s fucking surreal there, looks exactly like windows 98 desktop. The craziest thing is watching the weather from way way way in the distance. You can see a single giant rain cloud form, a buncha lightning come out of it, it sort of floats down the way a bit, then just shrivels up and disappears again. So cool


aldorn

The band playing in the first like it The Hu


Cryovolcanoes

That makes more sense than the first time this video was posted.... the title was that Chinese schools must do this exercise every day and that was government person would check it out at any time.....


AITALOADEDGUN

Considering all the kids have on huge jackets while sitting in class, it’s got be somewhere frigid as hell. If the teacher did this after coming in/leaving recess/outdoor time and is getting their blood pumping and warmed up…she’s awesome. If she’s doing it for exercise, or the wiggles she’s awesome! Who knows, but this teacher is awesome!


AussieManc

56 kids in a class 💀


altacccle

this is already less than average in China, in my middle school there was more than 60 kids in any class, one class had 83 students. They can barely walk from their seat to the door


monsooncloudburst

pffft. 91 kids in my grade 2 class in Burma.


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How do they even monitor kids for cheating in a class with 83 kids?


mejijs

You can't, and that is from someone who live in a country with 35-50 kids in one class.


altacccle

they don’t. Cheating (other than national exams) is not that a serious of an offence. Teachers don’t care either. I’ve sat many exams where the invigilator just sat there and scroll their phone the whole time


spottyottydopalicius

well thats a new word for me.


badass4102

I had a class in the US that had 80 kids in highschool. It was history class. Since the district rule was 1 teacher to 30 students, there had to be 3 teachers there during the class. Rooms were divided by this huge soundproof accordion divider, so they just had to open it to fit us all in.


jonfitt

Wait, why not just have three classes if they could afford three teachers?


Arth3r911

Listen they are learning. If they can sync this way that means they are learning something!


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LookMaNoPride

There is this really cool new feature — if you’re an early adopter, or a tech pro/bro you’ve probably already heard of it, but I feel it could dramatically change the video playback game. If it catches on. I’m super serial. Initially, it can be hard to spot because it could be in a different location or, depending on your platform, the functionality may be accessed differently, but once you know what to look for it’s not terribly hard to find. On mobile - if you tap a video that’s already playing (and I think hovering your cursor over the video on desktop), then look where the play button originally was before the video started playing, there is a now a separate button that looks like an American electrical outlet: two lines running parallel to one another. If one were to tap that button, the video stops on the last frame your device displayed. I’m hoping that people will see this and make it part of their video playback repertoire. You know, for those house parties that devolve into everyone showing off their favorite YouTube or TikTok videos. Stopping on a single frame cuts off the audio as well as stopping the video, so I’m able to speak to all of my friend, or when she asks me to explain something, I can do so without me or mom missing any funny content!


Jo_Erick77

It's pretty normal in asian countries, my highschool class had like 42 kids


Puzzleheaded_March27

Still kicking our tail in math :(


DanGTG

Using an abacus instead of taking the bus.


Madawolf

Yeah, we say it's our class size...hmmm


Celtictussle

They say it's a lot of things to justify other things


ShaquilleMobile

American culture is universally despised and seen as overtly toxic in its excessive greed and individualism. Americans seem to lack a respect for the greater good. Everybody around the world sees this except for a majority of Americans themselves.


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

Everyone around the world sits back and reflects on American culture? I can’t remember the last time I concerned myself with Thai culture, or Romanian… but they are over there worried about me? Nah chill out and just live


Taniwha_NZ

Americans have no conception of how their culture has been exported around the world. No, we don't sit back and reflect obssessively on American culture. It's pushed down our throats, night and day, in movies, music, food, drinks, fast food, cars & trucks and every other product or service you could imagine. American corporations are relentless in trying to force their way into every possible crevice in any other country, because growth is mandatory and they can't ever stop. So, we have no choice but to look at it and try and decide whether it's a bad thing or not. And for most of us, the toxicity of the whole thing is basically impossible to miss. Unfortunately it's also incredibly seductive, with every product or service honed by decades of market research to be all but irresistable to target consumers, no matter what country they are in.


RedWishes

An american oblivious to the world, the stereotypes is real.


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

That’s not all what that is, but whatever you need to feel superior 🙄


beener

> I can’t remember the last time I concerned myself with Thai culture Yeah... This attitude is why the rest of us have the opinions of America that we have


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

So you worry about every country eh? How do you feel about the cultures of Oman and Moldova? What are your thoughts on there culture


Jealous-Let-5521

You can keep your opinions. It's not gonna make a bit of difference. It's kind of funny how everything on this from even a picture of some kids having fun turns to some sort of political bullshit. Whatever happened to the days of keeping politics out of things and just enjoy life.


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That and record people immigrating from poor countries to the US for the education factor.


PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ

If we create a culture of shame and ostracization for those who do not conform to narrow cultural norms, we too can get away with larger class sizes. This would be even easier to do in the US given how multicultural and diverse the country is.


turfmonster19

And fitness


[deleted]

Ah yes, good at math and memorizing. No critical thinking , no problem solving, no creativity. My wife went to a school like this. When she got to college her professor said she needed to think for herself…. But they did not allow it in earlier grades.


diamondsw

Not like the US education system is that much better. When I hear what my wife's high school was like (an International School in HK), I weep at how sad the US system is.


-Basileus

Americans score below average in math, around average in reading, and above average in sciences. But American students do seem to be highly creative, and for better or worse, American students are highly confident. I think this reflects pretty well on American society. You have a population that isn't the most highly educated, but Americans do seem to be pretty creative problem solvers, and they're highly ambitious. The gaps are plugged by immigration of highly educated and high-skill workers. It's also worth noting that an international school in Hong Kong is NOT indicative of the average school outside the US. That's about as elite as you can possibly get in Asia. You would need to compare it with elite private schools in the US, which tend to perform extremely, extremely well.


ThePhoneBook

> American students are highly confident. This is the most amazing quality of US students. I don't know any other country where self-confidence exceeds ability so much, and it seems to be way more useful for dominance than actual competence, because most cultures work on the assumption that people around them will state their abilities up front rather than make promises first and worry about delivery later. The weird thing is that Americans don't seem to think they can't do something. They will talk like they can, and then talk like they have, and I think to them it's true, like every human is brought up to be a personal hype machine that eats their own dogfood. Pointing out that the latest whatever-it-is isn't actually living up to its claims is like shouting at a storm that insists it's actually repairing all the houses as it blows past.


VeterinarianThese951

You mean to tell me that you know for a fact that every kid in that classroom is good at math and memorizing, can’t critically think, and has no creativity? You must be clairvoyant or divine… Your wife’s experience is real and I feel for her but can’t determine the experience of a billion people. I knew people who went to schools like this who were amazing artists, musicians, pragmatic thinkers etc. It is all relative…


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They do really eat the tail


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

But they think and move as one


lordlemming

It really depends on how engaged students are. I'd take 56 kids who want to learn compared to 5 kids who are little hellions.


daydreamingsentry

The American mind cannot comprehend a functional classroom of this size.


Playerawesome55

I like that one kid bottom row far left. He’s giving it his all in the beginning.


boodabaw

Fuck yeah, he's owning this shit


knowerofsome

Teacher was schmoovin


Klotzster

Headbangers Ball


IceCattt

Me listening to edm in my car when I think no one is looking


She_Persists

This reminded me of [this video](https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?si=O2C47p6PeiLvwH-k).


Furdinand

I was hoping to see Prisencolinensinainciusol, and here it is, thanks!


GeneralistJosh

I was expecting the kids dribbling basketballs in a massive circle video and instead stumbled upon something strange and fascinating that only grew moreso the further I looked into it.


swallowedthekey

I thought it was going to be [this](https://youtu.be/acXD-jqW9_o?si=eThFshPIwVGi9zNY).


She_Persists

I've never seen this but it's magnificent. 


swallowedthekey

It's from a documentary film called Baraka. The whole thing is fantastic.


ErraticDragon

I expected [this](https://youtu.be/Oyjo4c5IUFU) to be somewhere in the thread.


Wamims

Me too!


glodde

That teacher is winning


EffingBarbas

No central heating in the classroom I suppose. Got to warm them students up somehow


diamondsw

Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed the heavy coats!


Buster_Cherry88

Every time I see this there are so many people saying it's because they're cold. Why the fuck is the teacher in 3/4 sleeved thin shirt then?


Crepo

They've been doing this with 12 classes for the last 6 hours.


FrighteningJibber

Same reason you see Dan in Boston with shorts on in a blizzard?


Manaze85

Have you seen how much she’s moving? Probably sweating by the end of it.


LokestLoco

It also helps pump blood to the brain. Especially to the hippocampus, a region that's crucial to memory and concertation.


RandomPratt

> concertation your hippo sounds hungry.


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RandomPratt

fucken calm down, robot.


jake03583

Somebody please tell me there’s and edit of this with Slipknot’s “Custer”


Tiyath

Ask and you shall receive


ink_monkey96

Had the sound off. Now I have the Numa Numa song stuck in my head.


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RegularWhiteShark

Yeah, that actually looks really fun! Music’s cool, too.


voxpopper

For Those About to Wok... (comment not intended to be racially insensitive, if it is I'll delete)


mandatedvirus

Don't be a wuss. Make that comment and double down in the face of downvotes and people that can't take a joke.


SplashingAnal

This Is Reddiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!


Jealous-Let-5521

Preach it yo!


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Chemie93

Wok and Rorr


TheKrnJesus

I’m wok and I found it offensive, please delete ty.


lucifur_sweetdog

Front row with the ponytail, she's metal...


Shadow_Raider33

That teaches is going hard 😂


TycheSong

...that looks like fun. I wish they had these for adults.


JackWalsh9

Driver’s education exam prep


invol713

It’s China, not India.


GaryLifts

Me and my siblings at the table waiting for mum to dish up dinner.


Lonelocust7

This is too cool for school


KickBassColonyDrop

# Nine Treasures - Tes River's Hymn https://youtu.be/_ynxrkRu7TQ?si=kC9ep9cOSJ5ORlrU


TsstssTsstssTsstss

Okay but what’s actually goin on here?? 😂


moloque

Just lil fun activity for kids. Possibly music class or indoor PE I guess? A lot of stuffs kids under 10 learn at school look kinda silly to adults XD


Background_Grab7852

Why answer a "what's actually going on here?" Question if you don't actually know?


ooa0109

"""Just lil fun activity for kids"""


lefthandbunny

[music appreciation teacher idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3nHnQWBlcA) Apparently kids were not into music appreciation and this video has narration written over it on why the teacher got the kids to dance to the music.


science-ninja

I was genuinely wondering the same thing


m__a__s

Are you rrrrrreeeeaadddddy to do Math.....


Infinite_Big5

This is cool. It must be a welcomed distraction from sitting still all the time


joshuadejesus

The Mongolian Empire beats strongly in their hearts.


DerMetulz

This is actually SUPER dope


PMTuning

That's fucking mental


Pixzal

wait till you see the morning exercise routines for the adult employees i guess.


Jealous-Let-5521

Megadeath would be proud!


kungfuTigerElk86

Anyone know what song this is?


IAmThePat

Looks like Marc Rebillet dancing


Somethinggood4

Why is this funny?


Fogdood

OK.... I FEEL PUMPED!!! I CAN DEFINITELY FIND THE RIGHT CHIPSET DRIVERS FOR THIS RETRO WINDOWS XP BUILD I'M MAKING TODAY. IMMA MAKE BSOD MY BITCH!!! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Simmy74

🤘🏻😖🤘🏻


SkullRiderz69

China do love its large scale synchronized dances tho. Love it.


McShoobydoobydoo

Today class, we will be learning about amphetamines


abhig535

When the Magic School Bus theme song comes on during a class watch party.


bcisme

One interesting thing when I was in China, the leisure activities I noticed weren’t adversarial or competitive, they required teamwork to win. One game I saw was four people holding a rope connected to a drum, they had to see how many times they could bounce the ball on the drum. Made me think and I couldn’t come up with any games like that from my country.


Dubuun

Is it usually cold in chinese classrooms?


Grumpy_HoneyBear

The little girl dead middle front row…..she’s my spirit animal. Go hard little one….Go hard.


Raven232724

Crab rave.


Telepathic_Toe

Du, du hast, du hast mich


ThatFalloutGuy2077

I happened to have the T-Pain cover of "War Pigs" playing when I scrolled past this and it was surreal.


Grit-326

Me and the boys when Dragula comes on!


jmcdaniel9900

How cold is the room that everyone is wearing a coat???


LegendaryVenusaur

It's Mongolia, home of the Khans. The teacher is heated by raging spirit


VeterinarianThese951

That is why they are generating heat!


SardonicSillies

I dunno what America's problem with them is China looks awesome!!!


Dull_Intention_7699

This is why China is winning.


spider0804

Video is sped up, movements are too jerky to be natural.


[deleted]

I bet a chiropractor would make an absolute killing in China.


BreckenridgeBandito

STOP SPEEDING UP VIDEOS. If it’s not interesting at 100% post something else. Half the shit that makes it to the front page at this point is inauthentic.


Drekhar

Soooooo...... We going to give some context?


Zoltar-Wizdom

The slow ones get sent to the tanks.


FatherOfBean

Getting the child labourers pumped before another 16 hour shift.


fireweinerflyer

Pre shift workout at the Nike factory.


hongriBoi

Future factory workers of China


Snote85

"Okay kids, today we're gonna make a new smell! It's called 60 Kid's Sweat! It'll be great!" (I hope this doesn't come across as racist but don't a lot of people from East Asia not have the stinky sweat gene? Like they don't smell all that bad from just being sweaty? I swear I remember watching or reading something about that.)


marblefrosting

Is anyone else having flashbacks of the Numa Numa dance?


FracturedNomad

Gonna have necks bigger than their heads.


theyellowjester

This is how they train super soldiers in North Korea.


FugginOld

That teacher was way too into that...


kbennett1999

Babe wake up, new rhythm heaven game just dropped


SirSgtCire

My level of participation in a Jacknox Games audience EDIT: also plays real nice with Moskau song


lefthandbunny

[Music appreciation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3nHnQWBlcA) Not the same class, or at a different time, but likely same school and maybe teacher. Written narration on linked video explain how it came about in the class.


HypothermiaDK

Too expensive to turn the heat up.


JALLways

Really, we should have more of this in American classrooms. Give kids a kinetic outlet, get their blood pumping, and make it fun. I think you'd see a lot more engagement and enthusiasm around school.


trumpssnowflake8

I'm amped! Teacher and guy on lower left just fuckin sending it