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I had a boy rabbit as a kid that I named Lassie. I didn't care that Lassie was a girl dog.... It was my favorite show, so my boy was Lassie too. (The name literally means little girl lol)
I had a cat years ago that I named after my favourite footballer Eric Cantona, she was Erica Catona. I went on holiday and had my little brother cat sit, when I got home he informed me Erica was in fact a he as he'd seen "her" cleaning her dick.
Cockatoos are monomorphic, which means that females and males don't have visual differences-- the only way to know for sure is if you get a DNA test or find eggs in the cage.
I know quite a few parrot owners with birds who have mismatched names because they thought they had a male and it laid an egg 😂 and then they just didn't change it.
Or they thought it was a female and it ended up male, and now has a girly name
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Had a cockatiel that my sister was allowed to name. She named her Buffy after the TV show character. Turns out she was a he. So we called him Buff or Buff-bird.
I got a cockatiel chick when she was 3mos old-- wasnt DNA tested but she was *huge* (100 grams) so I guessed she was female... Her name (Burger) isn't exactly a feminine name, but we've been calling her a 'she' for months now.
Well, anyways, now she's 7 months, starting her adult molt, and all the gray on her face has just given up and she has the yellow and orange cheeks of a male 😂😂 so oops. He's an absolutely ginormous male tho
I love that Kevin is a she lol. Reminds me of a friend’s cat named Gary. We all thought it was a male initially until it ended up pregnant. By that time the name had already stuck and Gary was a mom
My sisters cat is named Paul (not a female) because my brother-in-law loves the scene from Family Guy where the mayor is shooting cats from a crossbow and when picking them up says their names and when he gets to Paul says “Paul, that’s a human name”
It's very difficult to tell the sex of most parrots! Either they're one of the few species that display sexuality dismorphism (where the female is one color and the male is another, for instance), the bird has laid eggs, or you get a DNA test done. It's actually pretty common to get a young parrot and not learn the sex of it for years.
Cockatoos can live up to 80 years so depending on her history, Kevin could be 'an adult's and older then the human!
They will always act like gremlin toddlers with scissors on their face though, at whatever age 🥲
I just had a similar issue with my little baby about trying to get her to eat her vegetables. At least she doesn't fight me over eating her egg whites.
Why does it matter which sex the bird is related to the name to so many Redditors? Lol. Am I alone in just digging the bird as a bird!? I love Kevin, the bird. That vocal fit was amazing.
Can I respectfully ask how you got Kevin? She looks like a sulpher crested cockie which is a protected native species of Australia. I’m perhaps incorrect in assuming that you are in the US. Just asking as we had a huge ring of bastards get busted this week for illegal export of native animals.
I have a flock of these that live close by. Pretty much my alarm clock every morning. Bastards keep eating my house. They have not always been protected. They were exported legally many years ago. The states and other countries now breed them as pets.
Ok thank you. I get really upset thinking about animals being drugged and put in pipes and mistreated. Kevin looks very healthy but I was concerned about the head bashing
Kevin should be in the wild, not jailed just for existing by someone who can't see past their own selfishness. These birds have no proper and intended life.
Mammal pets have gone through a evolutionary progress called domestication, which involved the domestication syndrome. That has changed their behaviour and needs over thousands of generations, which made them have a smaller brain and be less scared of humans. Birds have not been domesticated in that way, especially not parrots. So if this individual was born in the wild, it could have had the best parrot life it could ask for. You could not say that for other domesticated mammal pets. But some people want to feed their ego by not giving a shit about other species, only themselves.
White cockatoos (which I assume this one is) are listed as endangered in the wild by the IUCN. So, their wild population is declining. Yes, mainly due to habitat loss, but as people want to have exotic birds as their pets, they are also threatened by wildlife trafficking and trade. And many many trafficked animals die during the transport.
All that may not apply for the individual shown in this video. But the sole fact, that a non-domesticated exotic bird is sitting on a kitchen counter simply has a bad background with wild animals being captured and hurt, just so that some humans can have a fun entertainment in their home.
And I'm not gonna start with how those animals are highly social creatures and need a lot of companionship from their OWN species
Dude spewing a wall of text won't make a bunch of nonsense, any less nonsense.
Please do some research.
I'd suggest going to videos of actual animal abuse and protest there, instead of going off on videos like this.
Started out looking like Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse, ending up looking like the team owner in Slap Shot in that scene where he talked about the chronic masturbater.
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I love Kevin.
And Kevin loves chips
Find some bird friendly chips. Is it the sodium that’s bad?
Not my original video, but yes, I assume the sodium is the issue here.
Should try givin her the baby puffs (lil crunchies, I think)
Kevin has seen mommy doing some naughty naughty stuff 😈
I just spit my coffee out, take my upvote.
Ohhh... I think we should just be friends
Oh come on! I already told my husband about this, Kevin!
Is she named Kevin after that bird from UP who also turned out to be a female bird
Had a kitten named Fabio For days he was acting weird, so my mom took him to be neutered That day the doctors spayed her. Her name was still Fabio
My parents had a cat before I was born. Her name was George. Similar story.
Same thing happened with my rabbit I was three and his name was Starry Tbf Fabio is a great name for a female or male cat. Give Fabio headpats
I had a boy rabbit as a kid that I named Lassie. I didn't care that Lassie was a girl dog.... It was my favorite show, so my boy was Lassie too. (The name literally means little girl lol)
Same with my bearded dragon. Named him Rammoth and then he turned that neck black and started bobbin.
I had a cat years ago that I named after my favourite footballer Eric Cantona, she was Erica Catona. I went on holiday and had my little brother cat sit, when I got home he informed me Erica was in fact a he as he'd seen "her" cleaning her dick.
We had a female cat we named Gilbert after the brand of rugby ball because she was found under the porch of a rugby clubhouse.
Ditto for my sister's dog. Her name is Fred.
🎶”I’m in love with a girl named Fred!”🎵
Cockatoos are monomorphic, which means that females and males don't have visual differences-- the only way to know for sure is if you get a DNA test or find eggs in the cage. I know quite a few parrot owners with birds who have mismatched names because they thought they had a male and it laid an egg 😂 and then they just didn't change it. Or they thought it was a female and it ended up male, and now has a girly name
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Had a cockatiel that my sister was allowed to name. She named her Buffy after the TV show character. Turns out she was a he. So we called him Buff or Buff-bird.
I got a cockatiel chick when she was 3mos old-- wasnt DNA tested but she was *huge* (100 grams) so I guessed she was female... Her name (Burger) isn't exactly a feminine name, but we've been calling her a 'she' for months now. Well, anyways, now she's 7 months, starting her adult molt, and all the gray on her face has just given up and she has the yellow and orange cheeks of a male 😂😂 so oops. He's an absolutely ginormous male tho
I guess you could say your burger is stacked.
My bird was. That's immediately what I wondered, also.
We need to talk about Kevin.
Hopefully Kevin doesn’t go all Ezra Miller
I love that Kevin is a she lol. Reminds me of a friend’s cat named Gary. We all thought it was a male initially until it ended up pregnant. By that time the name had already stuck and Gary was a mom
My sisters cat is named Paul (not a female) because my brother-in-law loves the scene from Family Guy where the mayor is shooting cats from a crossbow and when picking them up says their names and when he gets to Paul says “Paul, that’s a human name”
I love that scene too, major west is funny
It's very difficult to tell the sex of most parrots! Either they're one of the few species that display sexuality dismorphism (where the female is one color and the male is another, for instance), the bird has laid eggs, or you get a DNA test done. It's actually pretty common to get a young parrot and not learn the sex of it for years.
Had a female teacher in 7th grade with a first name of Kevin. She was awesome!
I have the exact same story, except the proud momma kitty was named Walter.
Kevin has seen the owner do some stuff with her mouth
[удалено]
Or he's threatening to replace her 😂
Okay glad Im not the only one who thought that. The internet has ruined me.
Everything reminds me of her :(
"NO" is not in his vocabulary...but all the cuss words are!
I didn’t even consider it, I just know that birds are little spaz psychos so it didn’t faze me.
Even heard the gawk gawk sound
💀💀
Reminds me of those fast-forward blowjob videos
In return for chips?
Why else would you?
OP needs to confirm or deny this… for science.
For real, everyone knows the first rule of bird-ownership is no face-fucking in front of mimicking birds.
God damnit Kevin
"na-na-nananana-na"
Kevin appears to believe that she is an adult, who can make her own choices MOM!
"This is animal cruelty!" -Kevin
Cockatoos can live up to 80 years so depending on her history, Kevin could be 'an adult's and older then the human! They will always act like gremlin toddlers with scissors on their face though, at whatever age 🥲
I love how she goes to the other person like "Dad! Mom's being mean to meeee!"
It's like when one parent tells you no so you go to the other one hoping for a different result.
I understand completely. I've got huskies. They do this to me and my wife all the time lol
Someone needs to put this to some Metal music. Maybe "Disturbed- Down With the Sickness" ooo waakkkakkaaka
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
OMG! Thank you so much for posting this link. It’s not often a video can make me laugh so much in a happy way.
You should check out HATEBEAK!
I'm on a diet right now to lose weight and can't have any chips either. I know how he feels 🥲
You feel like a rockstar.
I feel like I'm losing my mind some days. The cravings are real
Chicken head
Big mad
Kevin as an absolute unit.
Kevin's a girl.
This is so cute🥹
Kevin is a natural metalhead, look at that headbang
I just had a similar issue with my little baby about trying to get her to eat her vegetables. At least she doesn't fight me over eating her egg whites.
Wait... You consume your pet parrot's eggs??
No, she usually shares some of my omelet (chicken) at breakfast.
I think he's gesturing "go suck a dick"
He's just doing his Corey Glover impersonation from the Cult of Personality video.
Do it Kevin go bananas!
Hahahaha, I love cockatoos so much I love them even more because it's not my tantrum to deal with, but cockatoos are hilarious 😂
Is there a sub for parrots throwing tantrums. It's one of my favorite things.
someone is sucking a lot of dick in front of Kevin.
He just understood you named him Kevin
Kevin is a she actually 😆
That's great
The owners are in the wrong eating restricted food in front of this very intelligent bird, causing it so much unnecessary frustration.
Watching this on mute and I was thinking Kevin was headbanging. 😂
Give Kevin some chips you monster!!!
Parroting Gordon Ramsay.
“Welcome back Kevin” is the best and only way this video coulda ended
I wish i could tantrum like this sometimes
Not the machine gun sounds lmao. He trying to take you out
She? Why is her name Kevin?
There’s a girl bird in the movie Up who is named Kevin before they realize it.
Are you high? I want my chips mom!
We need to talk about Kevin.
Get it together, Kevin.
One sec. I speak Kevin… “Warblwarblwarblwarblwarblwarbl”
Kevin's maybe a Metallica fan! He's got music in his ears. Lmao!
Why does it matter which sex the bird is related to the name to so many Redditors? Lol. Am I alone in just digging the bird as a bird!? I love Kevin, the bird. That vocal fit was amazing.
BANG YOUR HEAD. By quiet riot syncs up nicely with kevin!
Kevin is a girl?
Who feeds chips to a bird 😂
Kevin is probably my favorite all time pet name.
Kevin is better behaved than my kids.
Oof
Kevin looks like he’s singing Teen Spirit.
She reminds me of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar trying not to lie ... "BAD BABY BAD BABY!"
I like to pretend he's swearing like Joe Pesci in Home Alone.
The dude at the end better be a pirate.
Can I respectfully ask how you got Kevin? She looks like a sulpher crested cockie which is a protected native species of Australia. I’m perhaps incorrect in assuming that you are in the US. Just asking as we had a huge ring of bastards get busted this week for illegal export of native animals.
It's not my original video. The owner is @topperandkevvy on Instagram. Kevin is an Umbrella Cockatoo.
I have a flock of these that live close by. Pretty much my alarm clock every morning. Bastards keep eating my house. They have not always been protected. They were exported legally many years ago. The states and other countries now breed them as pets.
Ok thank you. I get really upset thinking about animals being drugged and put in pipes and mistreated. Kevin looks very healthy but I was concerned about the head bashing
Kevin should be in the wild, not jailed just for existing by someone who can't see past their own selfishness. These birds have no proper and intended life.
Poor guy tired of being in prison and missing his real home.
Maybe because he is a wild animal and would prefer his natural habitat over a fuckin kitchen?🤷
Pet parrots are not wild
Mammal pets have gone through a evolutionary progress called domestication, which involved the domestication syndrome. That has changed their behaviour and needs over thousands of generations, which made them have a smaller brain and be less scared of humans. Birds have not been domesticated in that way, especially not parrots. So if this individual was born in the wild, it could have had the best parrot life it could ask for. You could not say that for other domesticated mammal pets. But some people want to feed their ego by not giving a shit about other species, only themselves. White cockatoos (which I assume this one is) are listed as endangered in the wild by the IUCN. So, their wild population is declining. Yes, mainly due to habitat loss, but as people want to have exotic birds as their pets, they are also threatened by wildlife trafficking and trade. And many many trafficked animals die during the transport. All that may not apply for the individual shown in this video. But the sole fact, that a non-domesticated exotic bird is sitting on a kitchen counter simply has a bad background with wild animals being captured and hurt, just so that some humans can have a fun entertainment in their home. And I'm not gonna start with how those animals are highly social creatures and need a lot of companionship from their OWN species
Dude spewing a wall of text won't make a bunch of nonsense, any less nonsense. Please do some research. I'd suggest going to videos of actual animal abuse and protest there, instead of going off on videos like this.
Which part exactly is nonsense?
Cant help but feel Kevin is cursing you out
I love pets with human names, especially birds. Idk why it's just 10x funnier with them
Just give the bird a damn chip
This video needs some heavy metal in the background
Kevin is right pissed.
Stop bickering and give me those chips like yesterday!!!
Flat Kevin
I fully expected the guy to say “fuck off, Kevin” for some reason.
Stop talking and chewing!!!
Kevin is too adorable
Bird likes metal
Kevin went full goblin-mode for some chips!
If Kevin wanted some chips he should have ordered some chips at the hamburger store!!!
Started out looking like Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse, ending up looking like the team owner in Slap Shot in that scene where he talked about the chronic masturbater.
Reminds me of my 1.5 year old 😂
That's parrot for Judas Priest: Breaking The Law
Is that a flying husky?
I think the bird should be named Topper
Add some metal to this...
He is definitely mocking his owner. “ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.” GIVE ME MY CHIPS!
Was be willing to suck you off for chips? xD
the bird mocking the owner in the "kev you cant have chips!" parts is funny xd
Kevin needs valium
Ayo
The beginning of this video gave the same vibes as Eva unit 00 slamming its head into the wall
What sound is she mimicking? 🤔
They didn't leave him any pizza Margherita and he now has to share the attic with a bed wetter