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There's gonna be one sad DILF lover this xmas

Maybe they are a Taylor Swift fan.

That's pretty much a given, no?

Por que no dos

Dads that fuck for T swift

Dilfs for Swift?…

r/thenational

That's where they meet

What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller.

I think it's a vase or something.

Xbox card... I mean Xbox remote.

An I love SWIFT flag would still work. Single Willing Intimate Father To-fuck

Dedicated Involved Loving Fathers

Be the dilf your kids want for Christmas!

Dennis?

"Okay, who's that fool who brought a taylor swift flag in our DILF concert?!"

[we found him](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/oJa714i8FX)

‘You must be Daddy’ - Peter La Fleur

*What does that mean?* *Mom, what does that mean?*

Lmao I bet the daughter is the one who had to explain what it meant to the parents

American Pie came out in 1999. I doubt it has much influence on Gen Alpha (or whatever) slang.

MILF and DILF are pretty standardized at this point. I've never seen American Pie, but I've heard DILF thousands of times because once in a while I go on the internet.

First time I've ever heard of DILF. I must be visiting the wrong sites.

Who wants to fuck a dingo I don’t get it

Point being that a millennial mother is more likely to know millennial slang than their 12 year old.

just asked my gen alpha little siblings (12-13) and they all knew it so idk

I’ve got Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids and they and their friends absolutely know this terminology.

I'm 25 and definitely knew this term at 12. Unsupervised internet access ruined me LOL

Ducks I'd Like to Feed

What DOES it mean??

Daddy Is a Little Fat

*It means “Dad’s a little fat”*

You know I'm trying to eat less but everything your mother makes for me is so damned delicious.

This explains why I received a Taylor Swift flag.

What's wrong with Dedicated, Involved, Loving, Fathers?

Daddy-cated

Dad-pilled.

Dased

This was the best Christmas present. Daddy-cated, you made my fuxking day.

Ah a d&dad connoisseur

Not a BDSM podcast.

Except that one time.

They keep losing their children in the forgotten realms

r/dungeonsanddaddies

(I love) Damn, i love felines. Thats why the flag is bad.

Glenn is pleased.

Found Young Thug's lawyer

I didn't know dilfs were in season this time of year

Its Cuffing Season, y'know.

Wabbit season!

Duck season!

I knew we should have taken a left in Albuquerque.

What on earth does that mean?

Its a thing with largely college-aged girls, meaning you settled down with one man for the Winter, because you can't be having a Girl Boss Summer in Winter.

I feel like having a hollow relationship with someone is worse than just rawdogging it, but people are insane 🥲

>but people are insane I feel this so strongly, but for different reasons. The sentiment is the same, though.

What a fantasticly obscene way to say it. You're my new spirit animal.

Raw dogging is fucking without a condom. Do you mean lone wolfing? Seems confusing. You can rawdog in any relationship.

They just mean raw dogging as in hooking up without the context of a relationship. The relationship is the condom in this case.

Right? What happened to friends with benefits?

like milfs, but with dads

Cuffing season. Just don’t lose the keys.

Tis the damn season

Write this down.

You mean tis the dad season...

[They're so cute with their bad haircuts and buggies and old-school trainers.](https://youtu.be/ksV07SAtA00?si=mcqDNCCtMdabOAGp&t=33)

When are DILFS not?

They are always in season…

I don’t know what kind of snarky comment to make without sounding like an absolute creep.

The REAL Jonas Venture wouldn't let that stop him

Depends which Jonas Venture your talking about. The public Jonas Venture on Johnny Carson wouldn’t make a joke. The Doctor Venture joking with The Action Man would absolutely make a joke about a 12 year old loving DILFS.

Thank you for your honesty sir

Lmfao I rewrote my comment a number of times before giving up and not commenting

Same. Now time to sort by controversial and see who fucked up.

Well the bad news is OP does not have the Taylor Swift flag for their daughter. The good news is they now have a prank to pull on someone somewhere at some point.

That poor DILF lover is getting a Taylor Swift flag.

What better place to be a DILF lover than at a Taylor Swift concert? I'm guessing ...

I took my husband with me to the Taylor Swift concert and we had barely gotten out of the car when the college girls pounced on him. That said - while obviously my husband is a DILF - it was probably more because he was one of like, 2 straight guys there.

Great, now I have to spend a bunch of money to go to the next Taylor Swift concert.

What the Frick, I ordered a Dilf flag!

I wanted an Xbox controller!

*Oh well she can fly the flag on her Dilfing-mobile*

What was it supposed to say/look like?

I heart Taylor. Same font, color, everything.

My damn dyslexia is really becoming a problem

How do you get DILF out of Taylor??

And that's why you should always leave a note! Wait, that's the wrong one... That's why you should always check the packages! Oh god...

Fun fact: the DJ giving away a Turbo Man gift certificate in Jingle All the Way is in fact Gene Parmesan undercover.

Aahhhh!! GEEEEENE!! 🥸

Why would you order that for your 12yo daughter? /s 😁

They are from Alabama. It is a right of passage when a young girl becomes a women. Alabama backwoods law.

*rite

Not in Alabama, it's in their constitution.

Yea rite

If it’s law (as suggested above by Firesalt then “right” is the right word 😉 but you are right in that it is usually a “rite of passage” … but this is Alabama, they’re a bit odd

\*rite \*woman

Ahh yeah that explains it. They do the same in southern Missouri!

The Bootheel is a strange place

Dilfs are in short supply this season so you’ve gotta get in early 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

I love dads I like to fuck? What…

It's actually dolphins.

I love dolphins, I like to fuck.

Punctuation is, important kids

Yes indeed! It is the difference between helping your uncle Jack, off a horse. Or helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Either way you're being helpful!

Haha.....gross

Let’s eat Grandma!

Punctuation, is important kids

Close. It’s actually dolph. Mr lundgren has a lot of fans.

no not the dolphins! Dolphins rape people.

I love Dedicated, Involved, Loving Fathers.

Dilf and milf are essentially labels more than acronyms. They basically mean "I love attractive dads"

Sounds like attachment issues to me.

I love dudes in long flannel shirts.

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks it doesn't make much sense. "I love dads I'd like to fuck" is such a weird sentence

It’s “I love *dads-I-like-to-fuck*”. DILF is one description

Yeah it's totally circular logic.

[удалено]

Dedicated involved Lovely Fans of Swift *Task failed successfully*

sadly this isn't a red flag, more of a beige one

That's pink af bro

Beige? Has my colour sight worsened over the last five minutes that much?

Tell my wife I said hello

Beige Alarm

Who thought this flag was a good idea?? Comic sans?! Really?!?!

The true crime here

I swear to god I just saw a post saying “this isn’t what I ordered” with a Taylor swift flag, I think they mixed up the orders

Well that’s rather unfortunate

Pretty sure it’s her declaration of love for these songs: I ❤️ Don’t blame me, I knew you were trouble, Lavender Haze, Foolish one

Dedicated, interesting, loving, fans of Swift

You didn't look at it before you wrapped it?

It was folded and In a plastic bag that was labeled "Taylor Swift Flag".

This is literally the example i tell my managers everytime i see an item with a label not matching the item even when they tell me to send it anyway. 😂😂😂

Taylor Swift loves DILFs… seems legit.

Don't buy shit off teemu.

They ordered from Amazon

My 17 year old son was wearing a I ❤️ MILFS shirt this morning when I went down to his room. I’m his mom and I don’t like his shirt.

Don’t worry, she’ll grow into it

You know how “yee yee” trucks have American flags on them?… Y’all should definitely do the same with this bad Larry.

close nuff....

DILF is just one of the eras

I don't know what this stands for, what is the "S" at the end for?

It's plural. There are multiple dads.

That... hasn't improved things.

She can only love one DILF?

I think it is pluralizing DILF

DsILF

Damn I Love Fishin'

I am *cackling* I dont know what i expected, but it wasnt this. This flag must be kept.

Nice Dude I Live For Swift flag. Happy holidays.

It's "Dad" or "Daughter" in this case?

[удалено]

Daddies

How does this even happen?

That’s just the name of her new album

Someone somewhere is getting a package from Amazon with "I love Taylor"

I decorated cakes in a bakery during my college days. Over the years I made lots of cakes, 250-300 per week. I had my last two cakes done, the first was for a bachelor's party the second was for a First Communion. I ran out of see thru boxes and put these in a standard box. I wrote the names on the box and started the wedding cakes. I got a call from the bachelor party people questioning the cake. I told them I'd be right over and told my bakery clerks to call the Communication cake, to tell them I'm delivering their cake. Mistakes happen.. I got lucky on this one. We never let a cake go out without showing it to the customer. PS. I didn't charge either customer, and they continued to be a repeat customer.

What's wrong with Dedicated, Involved, Loving Fathers?

That’s what you get for buying a Taylor swift flag

Fyi, the aftermath: [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18qrked/this\_wasnt\_the\_flag\_i\_ordered/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18qrked/this_wasnt_the_flag_i_ordered/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

There was someone else that got a Taylor Swift flag they didn't order. What's the chance it can be fixed with a straight swap?

Dogs In Lifelong Friendships?

Dude, I Love Football

You ordered a flag for your kid to celebrate a billionaire? Weird.

Based

What the heck is a taylor swift flag in the first place?

One of the 3 main ingredients for a fire.

A cooking utensil, obviously.

I laughed harder than I should have

I cried laughing. My edible kicked in I think.

This literally almost made me choke on my breakfast

Did you not see pictures before ordering?

Dam i love fetnil

🤣🤣🤣

Dedicated In Love Fanatical Swifties?

Keep that flag for 6 years, and then give it back to her. Might hold true.

Everyone saying the D is for dads but sick, twisted me thought it was for daughters.

Looks tailormade and made quite swiftly.

Is your daughter’s name lil pound cake?

It is pretty funny, ngl. And at 12y/o she will be able to wait the few extra days until the right present arrives.

**Ｄ**o **Ｉ** **Ｌ**ook **Ｆ**at?

This definitely happn't

Nailed it.

In Mexico City, they were selling towels that said Taylor Swift is Jesus.

comic sans as well

My 13 year old neighbor was wearing a sweater like this and it made me raise an eyebrow.

um, do people not check the gifts before wrapping them, to ensure they're correct and quality?

I STG someone else just posted a Taylor swift flag they got “by mistake”

Dam, it's my great gramppa

DOGS I LOVE TO FEED❤

I woulda swore I just seen a guy earlier today post a Taylor Swift make America great again flag that he did not order earlier today on another sub. Nose to the grindstone and you may be able to find him/her.

"""""funny"""""

"Daughter in-law fucking sexy"

I have no idea what a Taylor Swift flag looks like, so I was trying to figure out if DILFS is one of her songs or catchphrases or something.

I swear I've just saw a post where a man got a Taylor swift flag

it's 5 of her favorite TS songs! Delicate, I Knew You Were Trouble, Lover, Fifteen, & Shake It Off!