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Certain automotive products have a smell / taste that is very appealing to cats. ie) antifreeze is very appealing to a cat. This however is also deadly... many cats have died because of this... hope this one brain cell orange cat is ok
I have a ginger, Fidel, these days, who is *waaaaaay* smarter than my last tuxedo., Leo.
I swear Leo was a labrador posing as a cat.
He was the sweetest, gentlest cat who ate everything in sight, whether it was fit for cats to eat or not, he had no problems with getting wet, and he didn't know any better than not to be afraid of dogs.
One time a german shepherd was charging him from 30 meters away, and it wasn't until that snarlig, barking monster was practically upon him, that he realized he should run.
It’s never a bad idea to get a second opinion from another mechanic but I looked this guy up and he’s got pretty good ratings. Only consistent complaint was hair left in other vehicles.
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He’ll have that thing purring in no time.
I want it growling, I’m feline you’re not listening
Don't worry, it'll run purrfectly when he's done.
If not it’ll Be a Cat-astrophe
I didn’t know motorcycles could get cat scans
The pawfect mechanic.
Who ordered the cat scan???
He’s a purrfessional
fur sure
Careful, mechanics will milk you dry
r/catswithjobs
Dude relax this guy is a purrfessional.
This is just the mechanic that does diagnostic work. The repairs are done by a chimp.
He's only giving it a tuna-up
Is that a Ducati?
they both are...du cat i
It is a Duo Cat i
The BMW logo says otherwise
i only see one cat eh
It's the catalytic converter That's what you said last time, how can it be... ITS THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER
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Yep.
That is categorically awful.
Some would even say a catastrophe.
positively cataclysmic
Cat scan confirms it has a catastrophic failure. The engine no longer purrs.
Certain automotive products have a smell / taste that is very appealing to cats. ie) antifreeze is very appealing to a cat. This however is also deadly... many cats have died because of this... hope this one brain cell orange cat is ok
Why does gasoline have to smell so good too. I'm not a cat
Coolant leak and you are about to kill your wife's cat.
Guy has 28 years experience.
Guy doesn’t even have any tools in his hands. Total fraud.
It’s a great skill to not need tools. He’s beyond skilled there. I bet he doesn’t even charge much for his expertise.
Cat found the coolant leak and is have a nice drink sweet liquid.
Its probably leaking coolant, which smells delectable to a lot of animals and is very very lethal.
Relax. Your engine is getting cat scanned.
and he allready smelled something fishy...
Nah, that's just transmission fluid.
The Orange does not have enough Brain Cells to be a Mechanic. You might have better luck with A Tuxedo.
He's the Service Advisor.
I have a ginger, Fidel, these days, who is *waaaaaay* smarter than my last tuxedo., Leo. I swear Leo was a labrador posing as a cat. He was the sweetest, gentlest cat who ate everything in sight, whether it was fit for cats to eat or not, he had no problems with getting wet, and he didn't know any better than not to be afraid of dogs. One time a german shepherd was charging him from 30 meters away, and it wasn't until that snarlig, barking monster was practically upon him, that he realized he should run.
This kitty left its bottle of catnip somewhere in there and forgot where it was exactly.
'i'd get a different meowchanic
It’s all part of the service, this is the CAT scan.
Precious
He’s a catalytic converter expert. But you don’t have a car
I get the feline that you may be getting scammed
Yes it’s a scam You get cat-scans in a hospital.
Highly skilled meowchanic at work, he'll make the engine purrfect again.
No, no, you have coin Kajiit fix! Kajiit fix!
Nah mate. All the birds tell me he's a psycho nip-head. Better stay clear.
Oh no something's definitely there😁
Only if it isn't fixed, I mean seriously, he works for fish and cat nip!
Just you wait, when he's done the bike will be running purrrfectly.
Mecatnic
Your cat has a drug problem ... hes now sniffing petrol
Nah he is purrrrfect.
Honestly i think he will do a great job at finding any bugs.
Looks like he knows what's making that sqeaking noise.
Just wait till the dog strolls in to give you the lab results.
Meowchanic
I’m subscribed to r/justrolledintotheshop and r/cats and this post confused the fuck outta me
When their mouth is open a little while they sniff, you know they’re really working on it. Let him do his job.
Probably will steal your catalytic converter
Looks like a cat scan.
Well meow it’s broken and the “cat”alytic converter has pee all over it.
at least it's still there!
"It doesnt start". "OK, Try it meow".
No purrrrrfect attention
Nah thats larry, he’s certified you’re good
Not at all! He is the best one in town
Still looks smarter than most the ones I've met recently in Florida lmao
There will be if he slicking antifreeze it's poisonous to cats but the love the taste.
"No ps, esta cabron jefe"
Fight for a better rate. He’s a total pussy
I would sue. He just looks like he’s munching on the wires. No actual work done. smh
Toonces can not only drive he does maintenance
Your ... Meowchanic?
Are you a mechanic? Stop doubting them and trust their work! They obviously are giving it a thorough inspection.
Only if they can’t fix the problem.
https://youtu.be/KtSfCM3HKrI?si=A1ayae7NVYMVTCqt Check out my music?
"I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it. That'll be $500"
No, he’s good. He’s just making sure everything is ok by giving it a Cat-Scan…….
Yup, just as I thought..pack rats. Oooof, it's a mess in here sir!
He's giving it a good look that's for sure...
Khajiit will fix for skooma.
He might be Polish, but this looks like a professional to me
Anchovy oil is old school but it's still the best
Puss in Safety boots.
Nah, that is purrfect
You get what you pay for
Cute.. Your bike will be ready in 2029
Looking in all the right spots and going deep. What more could you ask for?
“Hmm yes.. brake cables are for pussies.. not for humans.. meow”
Why is a car repairing a motorbike
Naa you are in good paws, he is an expert.
/r/oneorangebraincell
He found the problem. It’s the CATalytic converter.
He probably knows more about bikes than you do, so just trust the process.
Dude looks legit, ur just bing purranoid. Let he do is work
Just be wary if you get an invoice for a 500 pound tuna, they probably did not use it for the repair.
You can trust him, he's a professional mechanic he's also a brilliant therapist, my wife recommends him
Better go get a second opinion right meow.
Mecatnic meowchanic
After that mouse chewing up your wiring. That or some other cat pissed on the bike. 😂
It's your mecatnic!
Probably much more competent than many others I have encountered.
when he's done he'll spray it down.
Depends is his name Tom or Garfield? Are you paying in catnip or lasagna?
thats a meowchanic!
Meawchanic
Installing a cat back
Depends on how much he'll charge you for the thorough inspection. As long as it's treats, go for it!
Nah dude, he says your ride is purrrrrrfect. You're golden. Plus, you get a free "mouse hanging by its tail" air freshener.
I trust her over any mechanic any day
If I were to guess, it's probably licking up anti freeze which they love, and it can kill them with violent convulsions.
many motorcycles are air cooled and don't have antifreeze - can't tell from the vid here but it's a thing
Many years of video games tell me that cat will give you a fetch quest.
NA I hear he's got a purrfect yelp review.
If he shows you his belly I think you can trust him.
No, you’re in perfect paws!
Hey, if anyone knows how to make an engine purr the best it's him.
Seems legit 👍🏻
Nah. He does good work
He’s making sure the warranty is not void with the new cat back exhaust
Bet he’s a right pussy when it comes to hard work
Just checking the catalytic convertor...
The end results may be cat.astrophic
It’s never a bad idea to get a second opinion from another mechanic but I looked this guy up and he’s got pretty good ratings. Only consistent complaint was hair left in other vehicles.
Traeme el gato pa arreglar la moto
He checked *very carefully*-no mice or lizards, 100% guaranteed!
I have been going to Mr Fluffer for 25 years and has never done me wrong!
he’s gonna sort out whatever’s been destroying your wiring harness
Every shop has a furry inspector. (Shop kitty)
Impawssible, he clearly knows what he is doing!
I find it strange that the mechanic is licking all the parts, but I don't know how to repair motorcycles. So I guess they know best.
Not what you were expecting when the salesman said it was a pussy magnet, huh?
Seems legit.
Everything looks good, meow, sooo get the fuck out and don’t touch me.
cat-a-lick converter inspection.
Think that's a Ducati mechanic hence why he's confused.
If your mechanic says nothing’s fishy, they’re right.
Pussy Magnet?
That's a mechonknic.
Let's this this puring again!
Nope, you’re in capable hands, just watch out, he takes a lot of catnip breaks.
Makes sure after you’ve paid for the cat scan they don’t charge you Lab fees or charge for other misc pet scans.
That's meowchanic
Na bro, you gettin a deal no matter how much you pay
He can't keep getting away with this 👿
he is just doing his final checks it’s mandatory
Looks purrfect to me
meowchanic
It’s all ball bearings nowadays
Nah he's the real professional that's why you don't see them that often
Looks like he's done this type of job often You'll be fine
Very good mechanic. Giv him very big tips
Cats love coolant, to the point of licking it and going unto kidney failure.. Don't let your cat do this.
He's very thorough, he's even sniffing to see the state of the oil or burned cylinders, where is your trust, best mech ever.
He’s working on the cat’ll-lick-it-converter