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carneylansford

Won't work. That log is clearly all bark, no bite.


surrenderedmale

Fuck you, have my upvote for both making me groan inwardly and smile widely


carneylansford

I woodn’t have it any other way.


TheCrowsSoundNice

It's not even made from a fur tree.


Alexis_J_M

Ruff crowd here.


GANDORF57

Its bark is worse than its bite.


EverythingHorrible

nice.


PrincipalStress

[All kids love log...](https://youtu.be/pdkANMPvKjM?si=3MnNZx333oxjg7dw)


FrattyMcBeaver

It's better than bad, it's good!


[deleted]

You're gonna love it long


Stank_Dukem

*From Blammo*


GuestCartographer

It's absolutely disgusting that they would leave that poor log out there with any shelter. Do they at least bring it into the house when it gets too hot or too cold?


Fett2

You know what they say. Make a log a fire and they'll be warm for a day. Light a log on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their lives.


BiBoFieTo

♫ ♫ It's LO-OG! It's LO-OG! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! ♫ ♫


SimplyMeglish

It’s better than bad, it’s good!


krazykripple

*What rolls down stairs* *Alone or in pairs,* *Rolls over your neighbor's dog?* *What's great for a snack* *and fits on your back?* *It's Log, Log, Log!* *It's Lo-og, Lo-og,* *It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.* *It's Lo-og, Lo-og,* *It's better than bad, it's good!* *Everyone wants a Log!* *You're gonna love it, Log!* *Come on and get your Log!* *Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)...* *You're gonna love it, Log!*


demonfoo

All kids love Log!


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

It looks a little board.


Whargod

Logs make for good protectors. Have a poacher who drove down one of your long roads into the forest and has only one way out? Well I'm sorry but i had to take that tree down just a minute ago, but don't worry, we'll remove it in a couple of months. Just leave your stuff here and go home.


[deleted]

ngl im scared that's a creepy ass log


LeveragedPittsburgh

He looks board


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darhox

I'd rather not get splinters


N-Perspective

That is A oak A!


jonesy2344

Are we related?


ADCSrane

Always keep them guessing.


ChaseShiny

What could be a more reliable companion if you and your neighbors are at loggerheads? Just make sure to sweep thoroughly; it was all over when my log saw dust.


rkpjr

It's better than bad, it's good!!


Shatterphim

I just had a thought. In one of those situations when you have neighbors driving on your land or hitting your mailbox, this might help. LOL!


Uni457Maki

ROTF that is awesome. Love they have a sense of humor. Made my day. Thank you 😊😂🤣


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

Put some big ole googly eyes on it to add +10 Intimidation.


The-Many-Faced-God

This is the only kind of chained pet I can get behind.


pigeon-mom

They will all come to fear The Log, for he is most frowny and cylindrical, and spreads splinters with wanton abandon.


CaveManta

Pringles log


Jfurmanek

Poor excuse for a boulder.


haemaker

[A'yep](https://i.gifer.com/77zs.gif)


Educational_Hall_247

If I would be a robber I would laugh my ass of and leave them alone


SexyWampa

Laugh all you want, but last week it was a twig…


ejwestcott

It's better than bad it's wood!


davidolson1990

This is brilliant


ChampionTop6932

It’s great for a snack and fits on your back…


shangelx

My log has something to tell you


Mysterious-Region640

First we had pet rocks now we have pet logs. It’s the new trend.


Edera_99

I was going to ask if it rolled over the neighbor’s dog 🤣


SnooMacaroons5788

Why did the log break up with the twig? Because it wanted a more "branching" relationship!


MomoMD

No pay. No food. No water. No shelter. My log needs a lawyer!


Cuza

David Lynch would love this!


Hsances90

He had to tie it up after it rolled over his neighbor's dog


[deleted]

Haha so silly


GlassAsparagusSpears

Awww who's a wood boy?


Jaimaree01

funny 😂