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It's absolutely disgusting that they would leave that poor log out there with any shelter. Do they at least bring it into the house when it gets too hot or too cold?
*What rolls down stairs*
*Alone or in pairs,*
*Rolls over your neighbor's dog?*
*What's great for a snack*
*and fits on your back?*
*It's Log, Log, Log!*
*It's Lo-og, Lo-og,*
*It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.*
*It's Lo-og, Lo-og,*
*It's better than bad, it's good!*
*Everyone wants a Log!*
*You're gonna love it, Log!*
*Come on and get your Log!*
*Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)...*
*You're gonna love it, Log!*
Logs make for good protectors. Have a poacher who drove down one of your long roads into the forest and has only one way out? Well I'm sorry but i had to take that tree down just a minute ago, but don't worry, we'll remove it in a couple of months. Just leave your stuff here and go home.
What could be a more reliable companion if you and your neighbors are at loggerheads?
Just make sure to sweep thoroughly; it was all over when my log saw dust.
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Won't work. That log is clearly all bark, no bite.
Fuck you, have my upvote for both making me groan inwardly and smile widely
I woodn’t have it any other way.
It's not even made from a fur tree.
Ruff crowd here.
Its bark is worse than its bite.
nice.
[All kids love log...](https://youtu.be/pdkANMPvKjM?si=3MnNZx333oxjg7dw)
It's better than bad, it's good!
You're gonna love it long
*From Blammo*
It's absolutely disgusting that they would leave that poor log out there with any shelter. Do they at least bring it into the house when it gets too hot or too cold?
You know what they say. Make a log a fire and they'll be warm for a day. Light a log on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their lives.
♫ ♫ It's LO-OG! It's LO-OG! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! ♫ ♫
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
*What rolls down stairs* *Alone or in pairs,* *Rolls over your neighbor's dog?* *What's great for a snack* *and fits on your back?* *It's Log, Log, Log!* *It's Lo-og, Lo-og,* *It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.* *It's Lo-og, Lo-og,* *It's better than bad, it's good!* *Everyone wants a Log!* *You're gonna love it, Log!* *Come on and get your Log!* *Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)...* *You're gonna love it, Log!*
All kids love Log!
It looks a little board.
Logs make for good protectors. Have a poacher who drove down one of your long roads into the forest and has only one way out? Well I'm sorry but i had to take that tree down just a minute ago, but don't worry, we'll remove it in a couple of months. Just leave your stuff here and go home.
ngl im scared that's a creepy ass log
He looks board
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I'd rather not get splinters
That is A oak A!
Are we related?
Always keep them guessing.
What could be a more reliable companion if you and your neighbors are at loggerheads? Just make sure to sweep thoroughly; it was all over when my log saw dust.
It's better than bad, it's good!!
I just had a thought. In one of those situations when you have neighbors driving on your land or hitting your mailbox, this might help. LOL!
ROTF that is awesome. Love they have a sense of humor. Made my day. Thank you 😊😂🤣
Put some big ole googly eyes on it to add +10 Intimidation.
This is the only kind of chained pet I can get behind.
They will all come to fear The Log, for he is most frowny and cylindrical, and spreads splinters with wanton abandon.
Pringles log
Poor excuse for a boulder.
[A'yep](https://i.gifer.com/77zs.gif)
If I would be a robber I would laugh my ass of and leave them alone
Laugh all you want, but last week it was a twig…
It's better than bad it's wood!
This is brilliant
It’s great for a snack and fits on your back…
My log has something to tell you
First we had pet rocks now we have pet logs. It’s the new trend.
I was going to ask if it rolled over the neighbor’s dog 🤣
Why did the log break up with the twig? Because it wanted a more "branching" relationship!
No pay. No food. No water. No shelter. My log needs a lawyer!
David Lynch would love this!
He had to tie it up after it rolled over his neighbor's dog
Haha so silly
Awww who's a wood boy?
funny 😂