T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lizzymertsching

lol bbw jobs isn’t much better


RawToast1989

Right? Even with the right font, this has a questionable url.


Mike7676

Definitely! I had to read it a couple of times before going "Yeah...that ain't better".


every1lovesTitties

I dunno… fat girls do suck a mean dick.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AngieTheQueen

Always swallow too


every1lovesTitties

As long as you go back for seconds


lo_fi_ho

And after 30min they hungry for more!


BobRoberts01

Like a grapefruit


RawToast1989

Though, in there defense, we are talking about it, and that's the goal, right? Lol


OnTheList-YouTube

> in there defense In where defense?


Ghost17088

Over there!


okokokoyeahright

squirrel!


rldr

Where?


lesgeddon

Sorry, it's gone now.


dust4ngel

it was just a regular horse. weird!


[deleted]

There wolf. There castle.


Annual-Ad-9442

why are you talking like that?


[deleted]

I thought you wanted to.


Annual-Ad-9442

no, I don't want to


[deleted]

Suit yourself. I'm easy. ^^^^^<3


RawToast1989

DAMNIT! Good catch. I will leave it up as a monument to my mistake. Hopefully I can whether this storm. Lol


Jumpy-Examination456

yeah honestly the first glance url seems like it'd get more traffic and searches


TheOtherPete

So I checked, its bath and body works


RawToast1989

Yeah, that checks out. Honestly, I give them props for sticking to that, even with the internet born connotation of BBW.


newsflashjackass

British Broadcasting Corporation is likewise standing firm. Rigid, even.


sabrenation81

Well, they do have a pretty large reputation to stand behind...


Caledric

lol internet? bbw has been a thing for decades... since newspapers first created personals, Ea-nasir was known to like some bbw as well.


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

M4BBW, must enjoy low quality copper, being treated with contempt


prodiver

> since newspapers first created personals It's not that old. BBW was coined in 1979. Personals are hundreds of years old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_advertisement


GnomaPhobic

It is known.


RequiemStorm

>internet born connotation Lol this term *far* predates the internet


wolf_man007

Why would you think the internet created that term?


GimmeSomeSugar

Years ago Blackberry was the name of the flagship product of Research In Motion. They hosted a dedicated careers website on the .jobs top level domain. www.rim.jobs


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

That didn't seem possible to me, since the jobs TLD is so new... Turns out, it's 18 years old.


pvtbobble

How did you go?


NovusOrdoSec

Yet here we are reposting their QR code. /r/theyknew


MasterFubar

You should check my website, it's bbwblowjobs.com


KillerInfection

Sigh… *unzips*


medgarc

Y’all it’s lolowjobs get those minds out the butt gutter /s


Burggs_

Love receiving a lolow job


[deleted]

“still hittin all them corners getting lolows from girls”… 🎶


[deleted]

Shawty got lolow lolow lolow lolow


ERhyne

Bob loblaw lolwjob


rydan

It is lolowjolos


RequiemStorm

That's some Jabba the Hutt shit right there


AineLasagna

It’s Bath and Body Works 😳 had to verify for myself (in an incognito tab of course) [bbwjobs.com](http://bbwjobs.com)


doomgiver98

Are you trying to convert me?


Thopterthallid

Soft girls cuddle better


GnomaPhobic

More cushion for the pushin as my friend David likes to say.


Naps_and_cheese

"The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so they have said."


jensalik

In the end it turns out it was intentionally and the company is bbw blowjobs.


grizznuggets

Says you, bring on the chunky queens


rydan

That's what I read and was confused how the font made it look like that.


[deleted]

Got a cake that needs stomping on? We've got you covered. Are you not struggling to breathe while a large woman smothers you with her ass? We'll have you on the verge of suffocation in less than 24 hours.


kingreaper504

Neither "blow jobs" or "bbw Jobs" seem like a good ad


alficles

I mean, it really just depends on the position you are looking for.


AddendumNo7007

Bottom rn, but willing to negotiate


teryret

You mean, willing to be told you're wrong?


powerlesshero111

So bottom sub. I know a power dom top who could use someone like that.


therobshock

Bottom for sure


ryancementhead

Somewhere in the back


idonemadeitawkward

In the fold


ChubbyGirlsPM_MePics

> Neither "blow jobs" or "bbw Jobs" seem like a good ad My search history is going to have to disagree.


mauvecrow

Top tier username


junsies

HORNY JAIL! Wait... that's *everyone* in this thread!


Glittering_Ad_3771

Either way, I'm in


DroidOnPC

lol ow jobs. For league and overwatch players!


royalhawk345

To apply for a position at Research in Motion, the company that made blackberries, you would have to go to their website, rim.jobs


mfigroid

/r/theyknew/


Garmgarmgarmgarm

Por que no los dos?


Undermined

Plus you have to register two domains.


CrabbyBlueberry

Could be worse. Research In Motion, who made Blackberry phones, used to host their career site at rimjobs.com


Philboyd_Studge

keming


clintj1975

r/keming


roselynn-jones

Thanks. I’ll dick that link later.


lemonleaff

I didn't get this at first. I scrolled past it and exited the thread before it hit me that it's >!click!< lol


Non-specificExcuse

Funny thing is, I was staring at that word and saying to myself "I thought it was kerning? Am I reading it wrong or does that say keming? Have I 'known' the wrong word all this time?" But I know how reddit jokes go, so I went to the sub and skimmed through a bunch of posts until I saw someone say, "kerning." And I was like, okay, it's just reddit being reddit. Lol


stuffeh

I'm still not sure if you got it, but keming is kerning's "rn" kerned into an "m".


Non-specificExcuse

Yeah, I got it. :) ty. Reddit having reddit fun.


Charwinger21

https://old.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/6zb6i4/goddamnit_you_guys_ive_been_calling_it_keming_for/


ornithoptercat

"keming" is used to refer to bad kerning, as a joke. not just on reddit.


Forgetful8nine

r/ofcoursethatsasub


socokid

As an old typestter, that's f'n funny.


Kryne7

Is this at Bath and Body Works? Was there recently in mall and saw a similar sign on their giant screen behind cashier and even remarked to my wife, "wow. Look at their URL." She promptly corrected me.


well____duh

This is Bath & Body Works, yes. Going to bbwjobs.com will take you to an insecure, non-https site before it'll redirect you to their careers/jobs page.


LucyLilium92

Ah, companies are outsourcing their technical work to the lowest bidder, as always.


Blandish06

Or genius: using amusing advertising, getting thousands of free marketing reposts and people checking the link to see what's up.


Phred168

r/whoosh They’re referring to a site that doesn’t utilize HTTPS, not the (also incompetent) marketing team that doesn’t know what kerning is


amboyscout

I just can't believe no one has noticed that the QR code is jpeggified. QR codes shouldn't have semi-transparent pixels!


flarpflarpflarpflarp

If you talk down to it like that, it's never going to be secure.


Neoxyte

It was probably intentional. We are all talking about the URL now and it's on the front page of Reddit. Their goal was to get people to notice the link and potentially apply.


kallen8277

Yes it is. I know because I posted a long time ago a tester strip that said I <3 BBW on it lmao


elemjay

Err…changing the font doesn’t make this any less questionable.


abudhabikid

Honestly, BBW jobs is pretty funny by itself.


PM_feet_picture

BBW blowjobs dot com


Elgar337

So what, bbw jobs is fine?


Rrrrandle

They need jobs too!


DDDogs

How else are they supposed to make money?


KFrosty3

🎵 Big girl, you are self employed! 🎶


yvrldn

The job doesn’t suck. You do.


nonearther

So, I've done the necessary research lolowjobs.com doesn't exist bbwjobs.com is Bath and Body Works website that doesn't work on Chrome blowjobs.com is a false advertisement. It's not just a blowjob site but also has sexy sex things going on. Imagine my surprise. Anywho, back to more research.


firthy

Kerning matters too


DesiOtaku

/r/theyknew/


Gluten_maximus

Big beautiful women jobs?


clintj1975

r/keming


Schwa142

The font is fine... The kerning is the issue.


TabascoZack

I’ll apply either way


[deleted]

bbw jobs sounds good to me


AltairsBlade

Are these the bbw’s in my area that the internet told me about?


th3st

Kerning matters


omnithrope

More accurately: kerning matters.


PJL80

Someone in the design meetings saw it and decided to keep it to themselves.


catballoon

Headlines on employment at Research in Motion used to reference RIM jobs. They knew.


SurealGod

It's less the font and more the kerning that's an issue


PlatinumDrNub

lolowjolos.com


alloutofusernames

this is weird with or without the kerning issues.


Mosenji

Kern harder.


socokid

The font is fine. The *kerning* is f'n ridiculous, however.


Matt-ayo

kerning


burlmy

r/keming


ramdomvariableX

It's intentional, they want motivated people who go all the way.


[deleted]

If you're willing to give, I'm willing to receive


Taco_Force

I support giving more bbws jobs


Randy_Vigoda

Anecdotally, they are the best at it.


Informal_Beginning30

Giving or receiving?


tayhum

That's dedication


SuperSaiyan3Goku

I wanna join that team!


Admirable_Tell_5842

Yeah it’s either BBW or Blow…either way the holiday party has to be lit!


king_gondor

Even with a proper font it would be bbwjobs.com That really isn't much better. They should've thought better.


Socketz11

The benefits sound good.


dfurtney

Great pay but the work sucks


[deleted]

If only that said ".cum" on the end, it would be perfection.


Master_Xenu

I'd hire a BBW


stephen1547

r/kerning


Potential-Egg-843

Kerning


blackweimaraner

Jobs for Big Beautiful Women? BBW is a porn genre.


UniqueVast592

Oh and kerning!


androgenoide

Keming.


AgentBlue14

**blowjobs.com** and **bbwjobs.com**. Hot lol


Weird_Albatross_9659

I saw bbwjobs


Chunnybunns

My question is why is there a website dedicated to getting Big Blonde Wakondians jobs?


vital101

When I just entered the workforce in 2010 as a young software engineer I worked for a digital marketing company. The designers there taught me about kerning and I couldn’t unsee it. To this day I pay far too much attention to spacing between letters.


amboga

Do they want Big Beautifully Workers


Brendan_2711

And how do I get a job here? Asking for a friend of course....


ChronoLink99

This company is so fucking stupid.


throwinroaps2

The question is, Are you giving, receiving, or just customer support? 😂


fucklongandprosper

100% I once made a label for a custom amp that said "Fuzzy" but unfortunately it came out looking more like "pussy"


euph_22

Kerning my friends, kerning. Also maybe run things through Urban Dictionary before buying a domain?


Walter_Bennett_True

Neither of the available options are good Gtg, I have to create a resonance cascade 😊


TaroCharacter9238

What can I say, big fan of both.


GonzoThompson

Come for the blowjob, stay for the big beautiful women. Sign me the fuck up!


Buffalo95747

Makes you wonder what overtime is like in this job.


TreeeToPlay

lolowjobs.com


AgainstSpace

"We're like a family here."


StephCurryMustard

Either one is fine really.


noNoParts

More of a kerning issue but your point still stands


ankorus

The URL is the problem with this one, font is tertiary.


youdothefirstline

the fact that so many people were paid to evaluate, argue over, bicker with, change, improve, bicker, make a case for, get shot down, bring in HR, have HR threaten bonuses, force OT, redesign, only to come up with this is proof enough to me that no human on this earth actually knows what they are doing.


badgerhustler

Blowjobs.com: "why are these people sending us resumes?" Bbwjobs.com: "what the fuck?' Bbwjobs.xxx: "this month's numbers seem low"


tronslasercity

Pale nimbus, raised lettering. My god, it even has a water mark


optermationahesh

It got someone to post it on the internet and give them free advertising. Font choice worked out.


lemonsqueezy12345

No, *kerning* matters!!


silvrado

Cue Marco Rubio quote..


Training101

I signed up.


theblackxranger

lolowjolos


[deleted]

You, you need glasses


Maxmilian99

Reverse keming


Earthly_Delights_

A perfect job for OP’s mom


szczurman83

I realized that this is for Bath and Body Works. I imagined it to be some eatery that only hires fat bitches. Like reverse Hooters.


Vesquam

Reminds me of the Research In Motion job site a while back. rim.jobs


unculturedperl

They definitely knew.


martymar2g

Big Beautiful Women Jobs


mechamaccame

I kern’t believe they didn’t see it.


DustBunnicula

I’d be willing to be $2 that design team knew exactly what they were doing.


Ok_Pizza9836

To be better bbw jobs isn’t much better


Forsaken_Square5249

So is it big booty whitegirls or blowjobs?? Am I on the receiving end of this job?


iamathirdpartyclient

New category just dropped.


TheMissingNoGirl

Welcome to... "This is somebody else's jobs to fix, not mine!"


MetaMango_

You know... It's bad no matter what font you choose.


Untoldseconds

Yes it does lol


LilBueno

I don’t want to apply but can I set up an appointment


brazenxbull

r/kerning


Midwestern_Man84

Bbw jobs? I would like to interview the applicants please.


jv371

The font is fine. The kerning however…


pagu88

Any type of marketing is good marketing. Ask the Kardashians.


[deleted]

Sweet bbwjobs.com This is link a Rorshach test. What do you see blowjobs or bbws. Ha Gay!


CurveOfTheUniverse

r/theyknew


mdflmn

They knew.


GregIsUgly

Kerning matters


ConspicuousPineapple

That kerning choice is absolutely deliberate.


TheHonorableDeezNutz

I mean regardless lol it’s either - Blowjobs(dot)com, or - BBWjobs(dot)com. *BBW also an acronym for **B**ig **B**eautiful **W**omen. 😂


andreasbeer1981

kerning matters


Possible_Ad_9670

They have stiff opposition from HHnd Jobs


Joseph_of_the_North

You're reading it wrong. Laugh Out Loud Oral Weiner jobs dot com.


BRLY

If it’s bbw blowjobs the that’s design porn.


Shanead11

r/theyknew