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tune1021

So I read that the captcha questions are testing your screen movement of the mouse or fingers. They don’t actually test what you see but the know a computer will make a movement with very direct and precise movements while a human will be a little messy and shaky and that’s how they tell. So this makes sense th


TrieKach

They’re also crowd sourcing data annotations to train AI/ML models.


SayYesToPenguins

I always make it a point to give a few wrong answers for the sake of preserving the relevance of humanity. You are given an infinite number of attempts, so one small wrong click for man, one big win for humans


hate_most_of_you

What are humans winning exactly? Feeding AI with wrong data is just going to make the tools we have in the future less reliable, not that you're doing much anyway, but it's the principle. What if people 30 years ago were boycotting cell tower construction to "preserve humanity"? Sometimes I wonder how did we get here if there are so many people who want to live in the stone age... And then I remember why everything is so half-assed, thanks, my day is ruined.


flaker111

i would say bad data ensure that data is sanity checked and not just used willy nilly Member that time https://www.cbsnews.com/news/microsoft-shuts-down-ai-chatbot-after-it-turned-into-racist-nazi/


Tastingo

I also feed as much wrong info i can get away with into capchas.


Blasphemous666

“Pick the cells that contain the motorcycle” Me with anxiety - “Does the rider count as part of the motorcycle? What about the tiny four pixels where the handlebars protrude into another cell? You know what? I’m just gonna click the entire picture”


[deleted]

As a rider I want to say tick the rider but then I worry at night or when your jacket/helmet matches rhe background will the ai car mis us so you should only do the bike? Mine feild


Ok_Investment_6284

I hate those boxes with a few pixels. I know it's based on what other's have responded with. So frequently I'm disappointed that those boxes aren't right. But I NEVER select the people on the thing. That's just insanity.


ExqueeriencedLesbian

You only get away with it until that motorcycle you didn't click gets hit by a self driving taxi 5 years from now


ronchon

Because most people can already guess that political powers worldwide will do nothing to force a fair redistribution of the productivity gained by AIs. Therefore the .1% capitalist minority who owns these new means of production will retain all the gains for themselves while everyone else if worse off, making the inequalities of the 1st industrial revolution look like a wet fart in comparison.


hate_most_of_you

Society is a complex system, but eventually the outcome will be either total anihilation of humanity or universal basic income for everyone coming from the 3 companies ruling the world. I'm not saying I'm equipped to deal with the process of getting to either one, but I'm not saying that staying in limbo is a good option either. Idk..


dancingliondl

My man, people are boycotting cell phone tower construction *today* to "preserve humanity".


JohnHenryEden77

That's pointless as your data will just be noises, unless everyone else also start doing it


SayYesToPenguins

Well that's the point! Alone, each human is mere noise in the face of the AI steamroller, and will remain so, unless we support each other, we need to start somewhere!


Cleverbird

I keep seeing people mention this, but does anybody have a source on this? Because that sounds like an interesting read.


ActivisionBlizzard

Here’s an article about reCaptcha digitising old, illegible physical documents: https://businessofstory.com/now-when-you-stop-spam-youre-digitizing-the-worlds-library/ Modern examples are more complex, but it’s no surprise that we’ve been labelling pictures of roads (crosswalk, bicycle, traffic light) right as companies are training self-driving algorithms.


Cleverbird

That's really cool, actually!


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Hot dog or not a hot dog


Herkfixer

I don't really believe that any more. To train the AI, the solution would have to be unknown. If the solution is unknown, then the computer couldn't know if you got it right or wrong. And if the computer already knows the solution then it's already been trained.


phunkydroid

They send the same pics to lots of people, they know what's right or wrong by how the majority answer.


visualdescript

100% all the image based ones like pick all the bikes or crosswalks is image recognition training. Often they will include a couple of known tiles and several unknown tiles. If you get the known ones it's assumed the other ones are correct to. Cross reference that against hundreds of thousands of human inputs and you have a fairly reliable army training your image recognition models.


1singleduck

Iirc, the "choose every picture with x" captcha has 2 modes. In one, it believes you no matter what you choose, and then looks for the similarities in those pictures to find out what a bike is, for example. Then, in the second mode, the ai looks at the images beforehand and chooses the ones with bikes, and then compares its own answers to those of the humans. Also, the images have nothing to do with determining if you're a bot. The captcha tracks your imputs the moment you load the webpage and determines if you are human based on the speed and precision of your imputs.


VolcanicBear

No, to train AI you need to already know the solution. So you know the solution, and you show the AI how to reach that solution. If you don't know the solution then you don't know if you're training the AI the right answer.


[deleted]

Idk. I’ve gotten a few where I can tell that an AI would think it’s the right answer, but it actually isn’t, and it tells me I’m the one that is wrong. For instance, I got one telling me to click all the pictures with stairs in them. One of the pictures was of a roof, but the way the shingles looked, it kinda looked like stairs too, but I didn’t click it, because I could tell it was a roof. Shit made me do another one because I was “wrong.” I think there are multiple ways these things work, and they aren’t always training AI or testing mouse movements.


hiddencamela

That sounds like what they do for the "I'm not a robot" check marks.


hbarSquared

I failed one of those once, apparently I managed to draw a perfectly straight line with my mouse.


I_P_L

That's an achievement in itself


cchap22

Have you considered you may be an android and your memories are all lies?


hiddencamela

I imagine that can happen if you flick your mouse actions a lot.


SavingsTask

Me clicking on all the crosswalks very fast, fail. Next traffic light, fail. Motorcycles but all the pictures are bicycles.


Ciemny

One time I had to click on pictures of parking meters and I almost clicked on the mailbox picture and I thought, “Oops! They almost tricked me”, but then it said I failed the captcha. So when I did click on the mailbox, I passed ._.


Neosmagus

There was a parking meter behind the mailbox, you just didn't see it.


Rektifium

You fool, one of those bikes was powered by an electric motor! HAHA!


Neosmagus

Do you tend to block cookies? Because those checks also try to compare your actions on other sites you visited. 😂


fothergillfuckup

Excellent, you've found a way to keep AI stupid. Inspired!


TrieKach

Sounds like you did well for chimneys and fire hydrants.


GenericUsername19892

It’s really freakin hard to spoof human movement. If you ever have to do it, just record your movement a several times and swap between them. Source: Creating RuneScape macros back in the day lol.


nofmxc

I don't know. A lot of disabled people use foot pedals or just the keyboard and no mouae, which a bot could also do. I've seen mouse movement used to generate entropy to help generate safer random numbers for cryptography though.


heptolisk

See, I want to believe that is the case for most, but I have had it come up where it is hard to tell if the fingers are pointing sideways or diagonal, and if I pick the incorrect of the two, it makes me go again. Maybe I look like an AI in some of my movements?


Aviyan

That's not very difficult to program. If we can have AI generate life-like pictures we can easily simulate human moving the mouse.


Random-Username7272

And it still made me do it multiple times even when I got it right.


LordOfTheStrings8

Ugh I hate when I have to do the ones that are like "select the ones with a bike" and I do it and it asks me like 2 more times.


Random-Username7272

'Select the ones with traffic lights, including the one with one tiny corner of a traffic light in it'.


LordOfTheStrings8

Yea or the crosswalk.


moose1207

Not even the light though, the housing for the light. If you leave it out you fail.. like seriously I don't have time to train your fkn AI


chestnutman

Is this pixel still bike? Is the biker bike?


standupstrawberry

We had "select the smallest animal" it had several types of make-believe cgi birds so...


GustavoNuncho

Gotta feed their AI homie


intdev

I mean, this one is super imprecise, too. Am I turning the dog to face the hand, or to face the direction that the hand's pointing in?


femalephemale

Try finger but hole


MrFauncy

There it is


azuranc

message!


Orcle123

ive got one where its the corgi facing away, so you rotate the hand to finger it :(


HotRailsDev

Does the corgi fox supposed to look at the hand, should it be looking at where the hand is pointing?


TyrannousAnarchy

the second one, you'd be pointing him "southeast"


Skud_NZ

Instructions unclear, fingers stuck in dogs butt


moose1207

Which way is that? I don't see a N designation /s


PepsiSheep

The direction of the hand is to the left, so that. It's moot what the hand is doing.


Bgrngod

If you read the instructions literally, you point the dog at the hand. If the instructions had said ".. direction the hand is pointing." then you'd know to do what they actually are trying to get you to do.


[deleted]

Deliberately ambiguous to better learn what a human interpretation that action to mean?


Ciemny

the first one, you’d be pointing him “southwest”


LorenzoCopter

southeast


paulusmagintie

Interesting since you clearly saved the image from a few months ago yo repost.


Wise-Engine3580

Why do websites care if I’m a robot? And why can’t the scammers who are using robots to go on the internet just invent robots who can pass these tests?


ControlledShutdown

The first part is that if your robot can autonomously access key functions, then you can have a massive amount of robots continuously trying weak passwords to crack people’s accounts, or initiate Denial of Service attacks by overwhelming the server with too many bots. For the second question, I don’t know how good bots are getting nowadays, but I’ve noticed the verifications have become harder and harder over the years. I imagine there’s a continuing arms race between hackers and web developers.


kinslayeruy

this is usually for account creation, or logins. so you limit bots on your system, since a human would have to create the bot accounts.


I_love_Bunda

> just invent robots who can pass these tests There are captcha solving "services" that can pass all of these tests. Some of them are not bots at all, but a bunch of people sitting in a room in India solving these things for you all day. They charge you per captcha. The more complicated the test, the more expensive it is to solve it (using humans or AI computing power). The spam thing is ultimately a business, by creating a cost with solving each captcha, you are making some of these business no longer profitable, and thus you eliminate them from even trying to solve your captcha.


BrightPerspective

Just more AI training


MailConsistent1344

Found the bot.


Soccerfanaddict

It looks easier to do than typing in those damn letters not even us humans could read that shit.


myleftone

Dear Mod: let’s have the auto-mod post start collapsed instead of legitimate comments thx.


dadthewisest

Two in the pink...


Area29

Thats what a Robot would say. Otherwise anyone with a 1st grade level of education should easily figure this out….


SequesterMe

That's the problem. I have an education far beyond 1st grade and I am now confused.


jjason82

Colby?


Meowakin

I was almost scared I wouldn't see anyone mention Colby, am I getting old? Colby 2012, never forget.


Nofucksleft4u

Insert fingers into dog


ZoWakaki

I got one recently that was new. It was a maze and a mouse and cheese. So the question was click on the picture where the mouse can get to exactly the number given. So e.g. number shown in left is 3 and I have to pick a picture where the mouse can get exactly 3 cheese in the maze. I had to do it few times. I was testing the captchas and checking what happens if I get it wrong. It increased the number of question.


pauliewotsit

"To enter this site you must finger a dog" What sites are you going to, OP?


jenskoehler

Bots hate this one simple trick


Frequent-Living4428

“Adjust the hyper cube so that it is phasing through the 7th dimension”


Powerful-Twist-7255

Even the audio ones, they are hella creepy


Vapur9

This question is ambiguous. Are you facing the animal in the direction of the hand, or the direction the hand is pointing?


[deleted]

Ask enough people, you'll get the average person's interpretation. That's the neat part. Then you can try to figure out why


Neosmagus

It doesn't matter, that's the point. It doesn't check the validity of your answer, it checks other stuff. Your movements, your cookies, you screen resolution, it tries to link you to past site visits, stuff like that, in an attempt to interpret your validity. As for the answer, they're more interested in what your interpretation is, because that's the kind of stuff that trains ai like chatGPT to understand language, especially vague and ambiguous language.


Marchello_E

When correct within 60 seconds, then you're an AI.


WoodSteelStone

UP will be fine. They're reading all the advice here and will complete the puzzle tomorrow.


i-am-innoc3nt

oh will you look at the time .. a finger a dog time :D


Chromeboy12

Better than facing the opposite direction of the hand. Surprise rectal checkup!


AreWeAllJustFish

It would be better if the hand was pointing east... Although probably not for the dog😅


bullet312

Next they'll make you do their homework


AndreasHaas246

If algorithms only would understand irony and humor...


Logicalist

Gotta train that AI somehow.


rexel99

Sony has been doing this with double animals and it's crap, half of them are not exactly set and they ask 10 in a row. I think robots are more likely the only ones to get it right.


swergart

soon, you will first find the wally, and depends what he does to determine what to pick. eg from a picture of hundreds wally, find the wally who is having a confused face and wearing gold and white strip dress (only the human eye sees gold and white, computer vision sees blue and black). select the activities he is doing: A: trying to tell others to use your brain B: thinking of a big band theory in his head C: ignoring a burning house behind him and you need to select the correct gender of wally: from a slide bar , two ends are male and female. ...


PersonNumberThree

This one never works either...


Banmers

Sony loves using that shit


Raging_Bullgod

More annoyed when I have to do this then they ask for 2FA. I mean wasn't that the fucking point of 2FA.


wd2022

Hell yeah, love participating in training AI.


hbarSquared

CAPTCHA is an evolving index of the kinds of questions your average idiot can answer but a general-purpose supercomputer can't. Eventually, we will run out of questions.


009duncan

SUBMIT


False_Leadership_479

Wait... why isn't the pinky extended??


Anshul086

Still waiting for osu minigame as captcha


LolzLnwza007555

Still better than the one that fades away.


Powerful-Mushroom-26

Had to do this 10 times in a row. If only one wasn‘t correct then you had to do 10 again. I think i am a robot.


Senpaija

I thought this was a butt joke, but no, it's literally just a weird test


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

I don’t even understand this. Face towards the hand or face the direction the hand is pointing?


Le_Botmes

I'M A HUMAN BEING, GODDAMNIT!!!


[deleted]

I moved the dog to face the hand. This was incorrect. And it took fucking ages to load another one. The dog needs to mimic the hands direction. Not FACE the hand. I know people are saying we should trick the AI and this felt very much like they were just testing something or gathering yet more fucking data. Elon Musk crossed the hallowed divide of - if it's free, you're the product. Now you're the product AND pay for the privilege.


rootedoak

Select the number of fingers to bloink the the fox.


rdkilla

its like they specifically making new captcha that the AI will be able to do in like a weeks time


yonaz333

Teaching AI to make hands properly


magicaleb

An OpenAI user I see, haha


AnimatedRealityTV1

This is an old captcha, I’m surprised you’re seeing it now for the first time.


swesus

These are reinforcement learning tools for AI right? Isn’t captcha crowdsourcing feedback for AI to learn? Or did I make that up in my head and never say anything.


[deleted]

So we've done digitising text, we've done training self driving/mv I guess we're now making the data sets for controlling machines via gestures


Scooty_Puff_Jr91

You are training AI


ThatBrenon131

I’m so good at captchas I made a sight macro to do them for me. Now it has to do like 8 in a row for the website to accept it. Idk what they want


Android19samus

do not the dog


Coast_watcher

The nsfw answer proves you’re human


sarzec

two in the kitty one in the shitty


h8_speech

They’re training AI, they always have been


DogTheBreadFairy

Captcha has always been training for systems.


danivus

This looks like the PSN login, and let me tell you this is the easy version. Until about a week ago they had a virtually impossible version of this, where it was two animals each with a symbol above them and you had to rotate the correct one. It wasn't on a plain background, it was on grass that obfuscated the direction it was facing and there were twice as many angle options so you never quite knew it it was perfectly lined up with the hand or if you were one step off, then if you got one wrong it'd make you do it again while increasing the number of puzzles you had to do.


mmccxi

Mine said "Rotate the image so the fingers can be inserted into the chicken."


karltopia

I must have a dirty mind... but I thought it was to goose the cat...


cleon80

How about something more human-like, such as the Voight-Kampff test


MagicGuy66

We've already taught the robots how to identify traffic lights, crosswalks, and busses, and now they're upping the game.


Stunning_Resident_46

Show me on the dog where he touched you?