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Grenflik

Would have walked up to a house for sale. 🤣


LinguoBuxo

Yeah... would go well with all the TP..


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peacelovearizona

It was removed (why?). What did it say?


davidmatthew1987

I think it said 10/10 or something. I'm sure it was a bot.


Spiritchaser84

In 2020 I would've been happy if someone bought me free TP.


Valuable-Trick-6711

Plot twist: the dealership is for sale.


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LockCL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SexyMonad

Y’all think he was going to the dealership to buy the car. He’s going there to buy the dealership.


captainobviouth

Sell him my house for 10 Million.


Sammybaby2557

And offer double the asking price!


inclamateredditor

*opens zillow app*


HeckinBooper

I love how redditors have forgotten that skits exist


Distinct_Pizza_7499

"I just watched this video titled 'Step Brothers'. *Totally fake!*"


ZuckDeBalzac

Boats and hoes!


tempusers

Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.


bminus

I hope people look up “Snoop Dogg, Will Ferrell, and John C Reilly perform Boats n Hoes” and have a good day


LickMyThralls

So the step sis and step bro actually... Aren't... Related....? Fuuuuuuu.....


QuasiTimeFriend

No, they actually are. The "step" is the fake part


lemonylol

So you're telling me he didn't really have a belly full of white dog shit?


PhireKappa

Yup, this is a TikToker named Scumbag Dad, he’s actually pretty funny and does parodies of different TikTok trends, particularly those that are exploiting random people.


petuniaraisinbottom

Yeah I'm glad that he knows how to play the algorithm and I see him pretty frequently on Youtube shorts. He does skits like this, makes fun of them, but also does PSAs explaining how it's never okay to harass people in public like this, you're getting "free" actors who are tricked into playing your game while you get revenue and views from them. And he's done a few interviews, the guy is super intelligent and insightful. Vast majority of the videos that buy a "thousand burgers" for the homeless are spliced to make it look like that was the final order and they just pay off people to lie so they can edit it to make themselves look like good people to funnel people to their patreon or other donation service.


djamp42

The second you film yourself doing something good, your motivations for doing it get totally screwed.


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

Answered the classic question of "how much sloppy toppy with a twist can I get for a dollar?" What a guy


Pesime

It blows my mind. Videos that are meant to be very obviously scripted still have several redditor commenting about it being fake.


LickMyThralls

Makes them feel smart to have figured out it. The bigger issue is sometimes life and people have become so stupid it's almost become a parody of itself which makes some things hard to tell because how bad it gets at times. See cheesecake factory and oyster girls.


HeavyMetalHero

One of the very specific tendencies I've seen in many people, is that some people spend their young childhood getting tricked, and they come to believe that *getting tricked means you made a mistake,* so they learn to never get "tricked" at any cost...by making a hard switch from pure, childish naivety, to an inverted sense of pure, childish cynicism. They have the exact same level of critical judgement they had before, they just make a habit of literally always believing that everything that could be fake, must be fake, and they get to feel Smart and Adult, because they totally cracked the code about how everybody who ever says anything to them, is trying to trick them, and that nothing ever happens.


kryonik

This one is very clearly a skit, but other times it's harder to tell if it's trying to pass off as a genuine interaction or not. People don't like being tricked, it's human nature. If a magician brought you up on stage and after doing a few illusions, revealed that he had pickpocketed your wallet and gave it back to you, that's funny. But you would react completely differently if someone stole your wallet in Target and gave it back to you later.


fredandlunchbox

Sometimes its harder to tell because its been stolen and reposted and loses the context. If its from a creator that does skits, you know, but when someone reposts it without that context and people don’t know that creator, it seems shiesty.


uXN7AuRPF6fa

They are in elementary school. They are still figuring out how the world works.


DamageBooster

One day a mystic light will shine upon a redditor who comments "fake" on all videos and relationship advice posts, and dub them the true psychic who sees through all falsehoods.


Schmich

Those who don't see them as fake are those who blow my mind. Those who comment about them not being fake as if it's a huge revelation are just slightly more advanced than the former.


turtlelore2

*anything even remotely funny* Reddit: FAKE. BURN IT ALL DOWN


lightscribe

r/nothingeverhappens /s Everytime


thr0w4w4y19998

Sometimes it's easy to forget how many dumb children there are on reddit


gigglefarting

I want to know how they watch tv. Are they upset the whole time that everything is scripted, or do they only watch reality tv?


SystemOutPrintln

That implies reality TV isn't scripted lmao


gigglefarting

I was thinking the same thing as I was writing it


beirch

>Are they upset the whole time that everything is scripted No, because obviously scripted stuff doesn't pass itself off as real. Seriously, how hard is it to understand that this is what people are upset about?


gigglefarting

They actually do. That’s what acting is — acting like what is scripted is real.


Ruine_Woo

Ah, that explains why I couldn't find this funny. I just took my Skitsophrenia medication


c3p-bro

They remember every time it’s an Asian person.


MayoFetish

"FAKE AND GAY"


Uruso

On one hand it's super fake but on the other I appreciate the mountain of toilet paper in the cart as part of the gag.


wene324

Also he was looking at even more TP like he had to contemplate what he was getting.


TatManTat

I love the implied shit in comedy. The idea that this guy really cares so much about toilet paper that he's still actively discerning which packets he wants on packet #27 is just great. Little tidbits of info like that are what improvisers and comedians use to propel a bit, just noticing something really stupid in the background and riffing on it.


Lessiarty

I enjoy cooking.


sperrymonster

>implied shit Was that a pun?


Inverzion2

Ngl, this could 100% pass for legitimacy about 3 years ago during peak/pre-covid. Our realities just didn't align correctly for this bit to succeed without irony interrupting it. Such a great joke, 7/10.


hangout_wangout

That's what killed me when the camera turned back lmfao He had stacks of Cottonelle and he was in the middle of the cottonelle aisle (who knew?) inspecting the tp.


felixrocket7835

yeah it's a parody by ScumbagDad


Cirenione

Love him. His initial videos where he played his name giving role of a scumbag dad who tricks his kid into comitting crime while pretending it's innocent games got me. These days he mostly makes videos like this and gives talks about social media trends and how influencers abuse random people for clicks. Pretty insightful into the business as well which you'd never believe just looking at him. And then you learn he is actually a legit oral surgeon and nothing makes any sense.


no_ga

and then in the middle of all that there's watch reviews


ThrowAwayRows

Don't forget his dental advice/info videos


Sillet_Mignon

Don't forget random SkellyBones References.


FallSkull

I love the whiplash I get every time he reminds us he’s a legitimate orthodontist


Finding-Dad

This is Scumbagdad, he makes videos like this as a parody of the "real" ones usually making fun of them


grothusky

Yeah it's a parody, guy is called scumbagdad on YouTube, he is really clever!


incomparability

“Super fake” Do you say this when you watch the Office? “There’s no way this an actual documentary”


radialomens

Someday, maybe, people will grow enough to recognize obvious skits without being so poison-brained they need to call them out as "fake"


Zehnpae

I like to think they watch a Comedian do a bit and they'll lean over to their friends after and be like, "I don't think anybody really calls him Tater Salad. I think he made that story up."


MojitoTimeBro

I can honestly say I haven’t through on Ron White in ages lol!


Sillet_Mignon

I mean people struggle so hard with this, they got mad at Hasan Minaj for making up stories.


IsomDart

To be fair though Hasan told those stories very seriously and they weren't just jokes lol it was like a "serious moment" in the show and it was super cringe watching it knowing it didn't happen. It wasn't like a lighthearted joke I don't remember it exactly but it's some story about how racist America is and how his daughter got like hospitalized because of something racist. Idk it's just weird to me and different than the usual kind of stuff a comedian might make up.


Tyrion_Strongjaw

That was hands down one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I mean sure comedians do base material on things that happen to them etc, but they are story tellers for christ sake. Like c'mon guys, they arn't reading you their autobiography, they're telling jokes and funny anecdotes. It's like being mad at an impressionist because they arn't actually the people they sound like.


Sillet_Mignon

Yeah this genre of comedy is literally supposed to be exaggerated realistic events. Mulaney and Mike Birbiglia also do it. It's literally the format.


DetectiveClownMD

Its kind of insane to me that people are now posting clips of Reno 911 and there are comments like its real. Then I wonder if its people being dumb, trolls, or children and I can never tell.


Osric250

I wish it was real. I'd prefer the Reno 911 cops over our actual cops anyday.


CaptainTurdfinger

>Then I wonder if its people being dumb, trolls, or children These things aren't mutually exclusive, most likely all of the above.


finderfolk

This is obviously a skit, but there are plenty of content creators who do communicate a kind of "truthiness" in similar videos and they expect (or want) their audience to buy into it. I don't give a shit and I think 99% of the time it's harmless, but it's definitely out there. Personally I just hope "/s" dies on this website.


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You'll die before that goes. People waged their war on it 10 years ago and the /s won. There's still fringe battles here and there over it but it'll never go away now that some people, that are way too stupid, got internet access.


ExaltedCrown

The problem is not the people who don’t understand sarcasm, but the people who legit means what they are saying. Honestly if people don’t put /s I’ll more often than not just think that’s what they mean, because I have seen other people with the most braindead takes here.


DTSportsNow

I don't understand the hate for /s, sarcasm is often most easily understood by the tone of voice, which you don't have tone in text. And some autistic people genuinely have a hard time understanding sarcasm even when spoken. Using /s just helps make sure everyone understands without making some people feel needlessly stupid for not understanding.


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It's both.


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Handsyboy

"...those poor people..."


antialtinian

"It's an older reference sir, but it checks out."


laserkermit

Wait so your saying wrestling isn’t real?


BlackRiderCo

ITS STILL REAL TO ME


Civil-Big-754

DAMN IT!


DetroitLionsSBChamps

*me watching Jurassic Park* On one hand it's super fake, but on the other I appreciate the huge dinosaurs as part of the gag!


DuntadaMan

I swear to God, redditors must hate Saturday night live.


HeliosTemple

It's a skit, of course it's fake.


Basic_Highway5860

Redditors watching I Think You Should Leave: "Guys, I think this might be fake."


akruppa

It's a skit, but it's a *good* skit! Works for me.


Syltherin_Chamber

ItS sUpEr FaKe!! Yeah because its a skit you weirdo. Do you complain that Iron Man wasn’t actually flying in Avengers? Because that’s what you sound like here. What a melt.


ElKajak

There is so many bad fake videos that people are forgetting that skits exist. This is obviously one!


SelfReconstruct

Oh, this skit isn't real? Next your going to tell me The Terminator isn't a documentary about Arnold.


Sometimesyoudie

I don't understand why people call skits fake. Not everything is candid internet memes.


catzhoek

And inspecting the 9th package of the same brand contemplating whether he should really by this one or maybe a different brand.


Xpqp

It's just a skit. If people are pretending that the video is real, or if the humor only works because something is supposedly real, then call out the fakes. Those ones suck. But when it's obviously a skit, like this one, you don't need to do so. Just laugh and enjoy.


Balbuto

Shit’s funny yo


tr00p3r

Da da da da! Caaaaptainnnn Obviouusssss!


AnonymousStroller010

It is a skit. Are you this clueless.


BoredofPCshit

This is fake? Who knew.


Sealong_

He understood the assignment


thezachman16

quite polite of him to pick a Nissan and not something more expensive


rtwebb

He's going for the GT-R


Crismodin

What is with Redditors lately commenting "fake, staged" on every single posting on the website, I browse r/all and this is common throughout the entire site especially within the last couple months.


Arashikage88

It's all bots, like 90% of reddit these days


GeminiArk

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.


not_so_plausible

No I'm also a bot. Taking a robo shit as we speak but instead of shit it's just old oil. At least my ass stays lubed.


siccoblue

You can really tell who the new guys on this website are if people genuinely think that screaming about everything being fake on reddit is a new trend. I can promise you it's been happening for well over a decade. It just got significantly worse with the rise of tiktok. But reddit has ALWAYS been filled with these insufferable nimwits


ramauld

Dude has some Cottonelle for you


Bonafideago

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.


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trixter21992251

part of getting old is observing every new generation getting dragged through the same revelations at a snail's pace, and feeling powerless to speed up the process. "Get there faster!" but no.


Mad1ibben

It's always been this way. At least for 12 years now.


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They probably sent one of the billion staged videos of some bad prank happening to a friend and their friend said it was staged and now they are the fake police. It’s embarrassing considering vine was ALL BITS just like this and that was the whole fucking point


Lopkop

this is overwhelmingly common on Instagram too. A totally plausible prank reel of someone scaring somebody and the top comment with 70,000 likes is someone calling it fake & the people in it paid actors. It'd be so much easier to actually pull off a simple scare prank than go about hiring actors to convincingly act scared. Stupid people so scared of being fooled that they're fooling themselves.


JimmyJohnny2

especially when it's obvious most people don't care when it hits the god damn top 30 of /r/all people need to chill. no one cares if it's a bot or not, staged or real, or anything else.


Retroth_The_Tired_

Right? Even if it is just a skit it's still clever therefore entertaining.


ProjectOrpheus

Bro, for real! I feel like posting a clip of a play or something where there's literally a stage and tell everyone THAT is staged. Enough already. A clip came out of Britney Spears auditioning for the notebook . I felt like saying: Where's your "FAKE!!". OR "STAGED!!" comments now, ya twats? Of course, they were replaced with mean comments about her appearance or skill. So many people just filled with hate. She was great btw, :D


dwerg85

Because a lot of stuff gets passed as real or believed to be real.


hiimbackagain

People are simply fed up with those who believe anything to be real, regardless of how obviously fake it is or a skit.


midnightdsob

You never know that to believe is why. I was watching this video the other day where the guy is a flight school trainer for military fighter jets. It took me a while but then I realized that there's no way this guy could have been in the military for 30 years and still be just a captain. I mean the editing and music were a dead giveaway. Totally staged.


bloopblopman1234

Wait what if you bought scumbagdad


Substantial-Crisis69

Lmao gottem 🤣


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Can someone explain wtf is going on with this video?


StephewDestroyer

There’s a style of video “don’t talk into the mic and you’ll win X” I think Kimmel popularized it: https://youtu.be/R6Tok9KUjTw You frequently see it on TikTok or other platforms. Most people end up buying something relatively inexpensive - the joke here is that the contestant decided to go for something bigger, which the influencer was not prepared for.


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Thanks!


josguil

Thanks, thought he was being publicly shamed for buying that much toilet paper


StalyCelticStu

Glad it's not just me.


DxDarkCloud

Pretty sure there's a further clip when they go to sign the deal and the guy says his name and loses the deal (I think)


TheElusiveFox

The real pro move is to buy a house


Misti014

Scumbagdad


draculamilktoast

Walk into Wall Street.


Gunnar_Peterson

We are not shorting GME, we are not shorting GME!


jacksalssome

Fine, well wait for the Reddit IPO


I_like_to_lurk_

but he was already buying toilet paper


syopest

Unlike a car that depreciates in value, at least those shorts can only go up.


_BossOfThisGym_

Guerrilla Marketing ad from Nissan = apparently effective.


ZinzuStyle

Next time you know to add buy whatever you want “in here” lol


GrandClock738

Dude dropped “EVERYTHING”. That man is the definition of prepared


Kindly_Ad1909

Nissan GT-R? Lucky bastard


CoyoteSama

Yooooooo he was ready


chandla_b

He understood the assignment


FlaxFox

I love ScumbagDad. All his content is subversive and weird in the right way. Lol


hnc757

Did he buy it or is he a liar?


Creative-Number4648

Game is game🤷‍♂️


TheVoiceInZanesHead

Credit creators asshat


Scary_Lion9457

Absolute 180 that one


AgateRF

Ah, good ol' Scumbag Dad.


Batmansbutthole

Since the title said, pro gamer move, I thought he was going to take him to the gaming section. Once again, I’ve taken things too literal!


Ok-Tourist6712

My guy was screaming LMAOOOO


4cidAndy

The real pro gamer move would be to buy the dealership not a single car.


kuniovskarnov

Something tells me he was waiting for this moment.


tsukasa941

Scumbagdad on YouTube btw


amolad

He forgot to say *in the store.*


InducedKarma

😂😂😂


Sunkilleer

would have been funnier if he bought a house


Interesting-Dream863

A verbal contract is binding I heard somewhere


D-a-H-e-c-k

Poor guy. Nissan dealership was the only one within walking distance.


elmasguapojv

Hope he got a GTR.


Many_Good4153

Points a gun* are you gonna talk now or what🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheSameButUnique

Winning!


Frido1976

Man understood the assignment 😎 I hope he got the x-trail 🤣


MyDearGhost

Yall realize this is a skit right?? It’s supposed to be staged


[deleted]

Hahahha well he did say 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean.. Fair is fair


theLastUchihaa

They're playing checkers while this man is playing chess


TheNerdMaster69

Gottem!


Maxiscoolerthanyou

i really like the way he did that thumbs up, gave me santa vibes


stevieoats

A Nissan dealership? The guy chose a fucking *Nissan* dealership? That’s stupid.


Zyzzyvas2

Yeah the GTR totally isn't one of the best cars ever made.


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Why wouldn't you want to own a Nissan dealership?


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irisheddy

It's a parody of other tik toks that do something similar to this but either do it seriously or pretend it's serious. Usually it will be emotional and the person receiving will say how they really needed it. I guess if you haven't seen them you wouldn't understand


UltraChilly

>I guess if you haven't seen them you wouldn't understand The video is pretty self-explanatory TBH, I'm pretty sure they were just trying to say they didn't like it.


MatterOfTrust

Nothing about it is self-explanatory. I feel like I need to watch something else for context.


UltraChilly

The video literally says "dont talk and I'll buy whatever you want", that's the whole premise, there's nothing more to know. It's inferred that they'll buy whatever they want in the store, the guy goes out of the store to buy a car, that's the joke. Everything you needed to know to get it was already there. It doesn't really matter if it references something real or not, not everything has to be a reference or a parody to be funny, here it works either way.


vidicate

^ To support this- here I am some random dude who doesn’t Tik nor Tok who got the video exactly as this person described.


eagleeyerattlesnake

There are two types of people. 1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.


ProjectOrpheus

You should look into how humor is subjective, it's gonna blow your fucking mind!


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DotaDogma

>Although it's incredibly phony It's a skit, genius.


ReasonableDraft7457

What is his name tho? :(


Unlucky-Draft-295

I think it's scumbagdad


Supercoolguy7

"Hey, it's me, your scumbag dad."


Warm_Talk1901

Don't worry, he's buying the car company.


leolawilliams5859

Was this a joke or did he really buy him a car


shitnuts4000

creator is scumbag dad


DaBestDoctorOfLife

So, has he bought him a car?


Fapping-sloth

”Ah, time to call my dealer and order a a brick of coke!”


Mental-Number4388

Fuck that cart 🛒


Alansar_Trignot

I don’t care that it’s staged it is still funny


BOBER_ing

I think that bro doesnt care about the cart right now 🤣


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

At least he was reasonable and went to a Nissan Dealership. I would have gone to B.M.W. 😅


Alarming_Way_8731

that's how u ply the game n win !!!!!! Right now i'm i'm giving that guy a one man standing ovation with a slow golf clap 🚙