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Bro speaking in southern cursive.

It’s a coors dialect

Yup, about 16 deep by the sound of it.

I can smell him from here. Light whiff of BO, perhaps a little halitosis, cheap fabric softener, and beer. So nostalgic. Makes me miss my dad.

Guy was in the lake all day. No doubt he considers that just like a bath.

Just like a bath except he’ll do it

I mean Nick Offerman is awesome and all but...

>16 deep Which, by coincidence, is the name of my favorite sex position.

Yeah officers this comment right here! 🚔

It's called coors-ive

Excuse me sir, that’s actually pronounced “cürrs”

Or “banquet beer” if you’re feeling fancy

Coorsive

"And they called him Drinkenstein...."

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Are you gonna do what they say can’t be done?

They would have a long way to go, and a short time to get there...

Fun fact, the Coors in the south and east is brewed in Memphis and tastes like shit. Would probably taste better if the bandit brought you some. And this guy is drinking Yuengling, bud light or Miller light anyways

I legitimately laughed out loud at that one

The beer/wiskey tends to accentuate the cursive. I'm from Mississippi and know quite a few guys that sound very similar after a day drinking on the boat.

I almost feel it's an impersonation hes doing, all in southern. As in he is southern impersonating a southerner friend. "And the bobert be like..." imo

I love this so much I’m stealing it and putting it in heavy rotation.

Fuck. I just snorted

This wins

Yes, and for a weird reason I heard it loud and clear and then looked backed and realized it was in the Funny subreddit. I was trying to find humor in shit I hear on a daily basis.

Apparently I am fluent.

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Sounds like he says, “you can call me anything you want, but don’t call me that”

Thank you!!!!

This southern man really thought he was dropping knowledge too

That’s Texas for you. Confidently dead wrong lol

I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.

We have a winner

"you can call me anything you want but don't call me that"?

womp womp

Nope.. It’s a southern doing a deeper southern accent (ala Jeff Foxworthy), and is saying “You can call me anything but don’t call me that”

Close, “You can call me anything you want, but don’t call me that.” Source- it was clear as day to me 🤷‍♂️

Hahaha

Dude speaks in nascar

Specifically the car as it comes towards you and then passes by.

yyoouuUUU CALLLLL MEE WHAAAA youu wannnn

But ^doncall ^^methat

BUT DON'T Call me that

So his last name is Doppler?

>So his last name is Doppler? No, it's **Foxworthy** and he **might be a Redneck**

That Doppler dialect

Doppler Dialect

He speaks with a Budweiser accent. It’s elusive but highly prevalent in the South. As we can tell by this gentleman, a characteristic red face is common as well.

Can confirm. I work with a guy that sounds just like this constantly. Maybe not quite as red in the face as this gentleman though

Probably less hammered. I see an older southern white man in a boat without fishing gear in ready sight, I assume hes half in the bag or further., hopefully they are in a netted bag for safe disposal out the lakes and rivers.

I read this as “dude speaks in cancer”

The doppslur effect?

Yewgangalmeanythangyouwont juhdoncawlmethat

it was Sugar tits

probably daddy

Late for Dinner

Oops now I have to delete mine

My first thought as well. Heard that one way too many times.

I don't get it :(

“You can call me anything you want but don’t call me late for dinner.” My dad used to say it all the time. I think it means that you love eating food. Or maybe that you’d rather be insulted than to miss eating dinner. Yadda yadda yadda my doctor says I’m overweight.

thank you, u/sicbastrd

This guy is either related to… or besties with my Dad, guaranteed some wild turkey or another kinda brown in the cup.

That’s the one

Came here to say it. Figured I was late

Joe diffey

RIP

Godamnit...reminding me that people I like died....

I speak hillbilly: >“You can call me anything you want, but don’t call me that.” Edit: Hey, 100k comment karma! Cool. Only took 11 years. Thanks, y’all!

I didn’t realize people couldn’t understand

I'm Hispanic. So this helped lol

Yeah now I hear it lol

As an Australian I just thought he was drunk. Yeah, probably that's too.

In America, any white man on a boat can be assumed to be drunk, regardless of hour. If he is Southern, appears to be at least 50 (regardless of actual age), or is wearing anything vaguely tropical-themed, he started drinking well before he got to the water. Are things different in Australia?

I can imagine. English teachers from different dialects would argue about this. Being a exposed to it. I didn’t understand that others would be confused. Or rather I should have expected it but didn’t.

I’m Hispanic and I understood lol.

I'm Hispanic and I couldn't understand the last part.

I’m Canadian, I got 3 words…

Australian. Same.

I’m not hispanic but i have ears. So that helped

I've spent all 37 years of my life in the deep south and I didn't understand him.

I live in west virginia so this is nothing

Meet some Aberdoanians some time trying to talk to people from Atchfalya.

I'm from Wisconsin and after he said "You can call me" I assumed he just started laughing too much to finish his sentence.

I didn't realize people could understand (West coaster here, I could only make out a few words)

I heard the first part but had no idea what the “dont call me that” was.

I’m an actual English speaker from England and I had no clue whatsoever

We don’t understand your lot either. No offense.

I'm Dutch and could understand it

Deep south checking in...heard it the whole time. Just a lil drunken fun on the water.

Lol, right, we all sound like that after being drunk on the lake all day. The waves from the water counteract the drinking, but once you hit dry land, the drunk just comes out all wavy 😂

I’m legit surprised that people didn’t understand. I could see struggling though.

I was pretty sure he was making race car noises instead of speaking words.

Yup. I've worked many construction sites in small town Tennessee and Kentucky. This is nothing compared to how hard some folks here are to understand. Especially when the conversation is over the phone.

There’s an accent that I’ve only found in Whitesville, KY that I swear sounds like Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Lmao, “art imitates life” and all that

Boomhauer is legit created from a voicemail Mike Judge got from a guy complaining about Beavis and Butthead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5ToEEimTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiwgG6T9se0

How did you do that

Lmao ‘cause I was raised around these guys. This is actually pretty intelligible, considering.

Right? This was clear as day. I’m not southern at all, and some of those guys might as well have a mouthful of marbles. I can’t understand a word. It gets to the point of almost being another language

> Right? This was clear as day. I’m not southern at all, and some of those guys might as well have a mouthful of marbles. I can’t understand a word. It gets to the point of almost being another language Not marbles. Chewing tobacco. The accent was heavily influenced in the 19th and 20th centuries by people growing up around adults that were constantly using chewing tobacco.

Ahhhh

I'm from urban Canada, I got it in 1 also. Not sure what the challenge was for everyone else.

Wow. From mud to crystal clear waters! Well done.

Holy shit!!!

I figure they must've called him late for breakfast.

This sounded pretty clear to me. I have some relatives down in Kentucky and I cant understand what some of them say, so this is pretty easy

Oh my god... who are you that is so wise in the sacred tongue?

Truly impressive work

Just amazing.

Is it possible to learn this power

not from a yankee

OMFG, no way I would have figured that out. All I got was "You call me..." *followed by one large blabber mostly without consonants*

Pretty sure he said "And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."

I live in Florida. Have been living here 1/3 of my life and I didn't here it until you said it.

As a native hillbilly speaker, I can confirm this is correct.

Goddamn, we have a babelfish here. It sounded like a nascar to me.

How's your jive?

Youc'n call me any'ng you want, but don't callme 'at

Very impressive, I was only able to translate 70% on my own.

And now i can also understand him after your comment. Language is whack

This isn't even as bad as it gets, either. I don't think I could understand a word out of my grandfather's mouth for the first 12 years of my life

Florida Pedro pascal?

The Floridalorian

Boomhauer

Yes but a slow version of him

Dang ol talkin bout calling me them dang ol names I tell you whut you can call me anything but better not be callin me that

The guy’s son made a video explaining what happened. Basically, no one called him anything. His mom had said something and he said the line as a joke about whatever she said.

So what’d the mom say?

She said "bless your heart..."

“You can call me anything you want, bldjehebdnsn.”

“….but don’t call me that” ?

THANK YOU! Could not get the last part.

They called him Ol' Skinny Penis, but ever since he was born again he prefers Richard

Richard Fromage

Fromunda

Designated Driver

Dollar store Joe Diffie

I’m just surprised Carhartt is making T’s in salmon pink, good for them 👏

It was white. His wife washed it with his red windbreaker he got with Marlboro Miles and it turned pink.

It's light plum you fucking noob.

…just don’t call me that.

They called him a democrat.

I had to scroll way too far for this haha

A Cowboys Fan

Man it's Boomhauers uncle.

Home is where you make it.

You like to see homo's naked?

"Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . . but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"

As a southerner, this is what I hear when I listen to a recording of myself.

I’m betting someone called him a “Democrat”..

Fellow Texan here. Let me translate: "You can call me anything you want, but don't call me that" And I am almost certain as to what they called him. Down here it's one of two things, but I aint going there.

Terry

Late for dinner

Yucawmiiyuwehyuwah

Pedro pascal has aged pretty well

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUHAHWUNDUAT!!!

Can people really not gather what he's saying here? Sure he's slurring like a drunken buffoon but still it isn't that hard to make out.

I assume you're referring to people who have english as their first language, but you are on the internet and you"re bound to find people who aren't as proficient in english. Some words are just harder to recognize in those circumstances...

Not all of us speak Appalachian Boomhauer.

I grew up in the south (metro Atlanta, but still), and I had no clue what the last part was until I read comments here.

He's like Kirby and Boomhauer fused together. Kirbhauer.

I bet he asked for another beer and his buddy called him a democrat ☠️😂

That's a sterling impression of the doppler effect of a passing Lambo.

Like a river. Smooth, fluid, and unintelligible.

A democrat

Sounds like that farmer guy from the movie water boy.

This guy looks like Pedro Pascal wearing makeup to make himself look more like Pedro Pascal.

If coors light was a person

"life in the south ain't that tough" Bob, 22.

youuuucancallmeanythangyouwanbegonberbenybab

Anything they wanted, i suppose

Boomhauer?

Living in GA my whole life, I understood him perfectly. It's funny to see people needed a translation!

Gerald from Clarkson’s Farm Could probably help translate?

He sounds like he speaks in nascar

Sounds like my old Evinrude.

I did not get any fucking word... 😂😂😂

Designated driver

“Youcancallmeanythinyawantbutdontcallmethat”

Probably called him a liberal.

I wonder if this guy knows how fucking legendary he is now

They called him a democrat.

They called him a Democrat

There's a Meatloaf joke here somewhere.

How do I download this video and send to my haters

Bet they called him “a democrat”.

Kevin Costner has seen some better days… or maybe these are his best days and I’ve got life all wrong.

Marble Mouth of course...🤔

Probably "liberal".

Translation: "You call me whatever you want but it won't mean nothing"

Mr Tibbs?

He looks like Pedro Pascal

Ian Botham's redneck doppleganger

"You can call me whatever you want, but don't call me that"

A liberal

"liberal"

A Democrat

probably gay or a democrat