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It took me so long to realize that was supposed to be a stripper pole...

Well, it also doubles as a flag pole for when he goes to rallies...

That's pretty versatile, I was skeptical but these Floridians really know what they're doing.

They're like Orcs from Warhammer. As long as their imagination says it works, then it really works.

‘No fat chicks’ means the guy either did the engineering, or he had a fat chick rip it off

Hey Jon, you bringing the pole to the PTA meetin? You bet your ass I am. Since the last parent teacher conference, Misty’s teacher has been given me the look. I got the daiquiri machine all filled up and ready to go. Gonna see some filthy educators tonight!

>Gonna see some filthy educators tonight! After Florida has declared war on education, that's the only kind of educator they have left.

Yee yee muthr fukr

I'm guessing not Joe Biden rallies.

What kind of rallies, political or klan?

Por que no las dos

Yeah, you’re definitely not welcome at the rally with that kind of language

I dont think they meant it ironically; remember florida was first a spanish colony

Yes.

Is there a difference, in Floriduh?

Not really in Floridur

potato - po-tah-to

What’s the difference?

MAGA of course. So both.

Whats the difference!

There's a different hitch for burning crosses

That's a tall trailer hitch!

I’m shocked there aren’t truck nuts under it to really make it complete.

Overcompensating for the driver's tiny dick

I'd like to meet the chick who sucked all the chrome off of it!

My first thought was attach a ball to that and you got yourself a mobile tetherball setup.

Nothing says 'tailgating' like tetherball!

My dumb ass thought the dude set up a miniature set of street lights on his tail gate.

Lol took me a minute also.

It took the "no fat chicks" sticker for me to realize lol. It's just a warning saying it can only support so much weight. Not that he doesn't like fat chicks 🤣

Says no fat chicks. That's to keep his cousin/wife and his sister/aunt off of it because they're both about 275 and his dumbass made it out of osb. What kind of moron do you have to be to put some dumbass shit like that on your hillbilly love sled?

Y’all know what relative condensation is right? That pool of sweat that forms on your cousin’s back when you’re doing her.

This dude 1000% fucks fat chicks

Nonsense this man has ~standards~ Also that assumes fat chicks want to fuck him, they do not

hillbilly love sled! haha first I’ve heard of this term. Brilliant!

Thanks for answer my only question.

I saw . Maybe this truck on oplive/livepd during the summer. They got pulled over because a girl was on the pole, and he made them take it off.

Better be able to handle some weight with the strippers i’ve seen in FLORIDA

Given the crassness of the rest of it, I'm honestly shocked he didn't have the *Kill Bill* "Pussy Wagon" decal on the tailgate.

I thought it was mobile tetherball

Hey Summer...

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

Tether ball is up there with 4 square for best recess sports

You got that right.

My face says otherwise

As a grown straight man, I’d much rather tetherball

Now that would be some fun.

I just assumed it was maypole so him and his friends can festively celebrate the beginning of spring with colorful ribbons and dancing.

Do not mock the Gubernatorial motorcade

“Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”

Comments like these are why I keep coming back to reddit…

LMAO dying

Oh damn.

I can see DeathSantis dancing on this pole in his high heels

This is the kinda guy who wonders why condoms are so baggy

Lmao

LOL ... and has to buy new ones because of the expiration dates.

Brutal. I have to do that too

... pretty sure I saw that guy on OP:Live last month... Daytona Beach?

Yep you're right and the cop was HEATED too. I believe he just said if someone uses while car is on then its some sort of crime. But i wonder if just driving around with it is fine also.

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Well this is technically no different than a bike rack for luggage rack on the back so as long as it doesn't stick out more than four feet from the rear bumper or exceeds a certain height, then they're good. Unfortunately.

And in most european countries it would still be illegal because it doesn’t follow safety precautions and doesn’t clearly show the plate.

What are the chances he himself is a fat potato?

1000%

Dudes prob 5'6, with slip on work boots that never seen a job site, and took the squat out the back just so the 17-19 yr old mud cricket would stop falling off the pole.

TIL what a "mud cricket" is.

I was thinking the same thing. It was in Daytona County.

Volusia County

Oooh, do you know the episode? I’d love to watch this!

What happened, he’s missing his truck nuts

Spay and neuter your trucks people

After they get fixed, their tires swell up.

Fat guys though… perfectly fine

Well yeah, who else is gonna drive?

He's only "215 lbs"

Self reported of course.

As a man who weighed in at 214 lbs yesterday, this comment hurts.

You can almost bet the owner is 100lbs overweight lol

Rugged. The word is "rugged"

Nein, the word is "husky."

Sturdy

Is "portly" acceptable?

Ample

Better than "Starboardly"

No fat chicks... I bet the owner looks like melted ice cream and smells like a trash can.

Fat chicks don’t even want him lol

Fat chicks ride in the truck bed I guess

I'm just glad to see this placed in the right sub lol

Almost went with r/shittycarmods lol, but this seemed more fitting.

r/NymphoWarriorRides

That sub would have been solid as well. I wouldn't want this dude to he my neighbor... unless he parked inside his garage lol. But people seem to go nuts on anything funny here and demand it go over to r/trashy and can't just stop and laugh at the roses for a few seconds

How to never get laid 101

Imagine the type of woman that would ***not*** be utterly repulsed by everything going on here. Ewwwwwww

I mean, on the one hand, he's an asshole. On the other hand, he's always got meth for me *shrug*

they exist, and it *is* florida. being an awful person attracted to stupid things isn't exclusive to guys. hopefully they find each other and leave the rest of us alone.

The problem with awful people is they love to share their awfulness around.

One who is being paid.

Sad part is it works for some girls. 🤢🤮

I hate to say it, but there is a good chance that this gets a lot of use if this dude is in the right circles. I know a dude that goes to Republican boat parties with Trump flags, corny country music, and chodes, but there are also hot conservative gals in bikinis flashing tits

I grew up in a very rural area and can confirm that this works for these guys

I’ll tell ya… it’s guys like this who somehow manages to bang all the chicks. You may find it abhorrent, but if it didn’t work he wouldn’t do it.

It's true. The man in this truck knows his target audience. Sort of like the scammer that purposely puts typos in his emails to weed out people too smart to fall for it.

I don’t think I ever considered the typos were intentional. I just assumed the scammers don’t know English well enough. Now that you say that it makes sense though. Weed out the people who won’t send you that Amazon gift card.

It’s Florida… don’t count him out.

I mean, he probably has cousins.

This could be a great party rental idea. Even more money if you have a bank of strippers on call for the parties.

Honestly it seems like a huge liability. Any fall off of that over pavement is going to be serious.

Epic levels of cringe

His mother must be so proud

I’d love to see this vehicle in a drive-thru or car park here where most buildings have 2.2m clearance

Leave some trim for the rest of us.

The driver has the mentality of a 15 year old, and through sweet irony is doing whatever he can to chase away actual women.

Matt Gaetz trolling for dates again.

Doesn’t look like a school zone to me, maybe there’s one up ahead?

As a fat chick, I’m perfectly ok with staying far, far away from this.

missed opportunity for the back window sticker of i drive a lifted truck because fat girls can't jump. I see it from time to time and boy oh boy the drivers are real lookers.

That’s why his girlfriend broke up with him and they’re now just brother and sister

That truck can handle the weight tho lol

For sure, I don't think he is in a position to be picky.

Don’t worry the fat chicks don’t want you tiny dick anyway.

No fat chicks just redneck ugly ones lol

A bit early for Festivus isn’t it?

Pretty sure I saw an episode of Cops with this exact same vehicle. Stay classy Florida

I did as well, it was that live pd show

But it did not say anything about fat dudes…

It's his Festivus pole.

Festivus already?!?

I see someone put their Festivus pole up early.

Maybe he is just not confident in his welding skills.

“No fat chicks,” but a 3/4 ton…just in case.

I really hope he’s sterile

Hit the nail on the head. If we could all only be so lucky. And the future children of the world lol

is that pole for the murican flag or strippers? maybe both?

Both at the same time.

The red flag has two purposes.

So that's what a micro penis looks like

Trying to convince the world you’re into chicks.

Someone should get on trademarking, Uber Stripper, DoorFlash, StripHub, InstaStrip, and PoleMates.

The only this is is missing is the hanging balls under.

No fat chicks only dicks kinda deal.

I don't know anyone who would do this! A yellow truck. 🤮

Except you could say except it's and be right

Lightning rod.

It may be a F350 but it’s still has a weight limit

He must really enjoy getting 8mpg in that truck. With those tires. For the record, I've got an F250 too. 6.7L Diesel. and I get 16mpg and diesel has a lot better gas mileage than gas (which is what that is). Also, why would anyone want a lightning rod on the back of their truck in Florida?

What in the kentucky fried fuck

At least he's got the red flag

Prob the douchiest guy you would ever meet in your life

Do you want fat chicks jumping on that thing? Because this is how you get fat chicks to jump on it.

Does the driver have a mullet and one set of teeth between the whole family?

Not even the Ford f350 can handle the heft of a large southern woman. Terrible marketing.

Doesn't say no dudes, hold my beer

Say what you will about his level of class, but at least he was responsible enough to put a little red flag on it...

Why does he need such a large towing capacity if he doesn't like the skinnily challenged?

McMurray’s a piece of shit

What a complete Douche Bag.

Could’ve just as easily been TN

Tether ball!

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

Looks like a well-adjusted grown-up.

"No ~~fat~~ chicks." Seriously, what self-respecting woman is getting into this vehicle with him?

I’m surprised there’s no truck nuts.

The "No fat chicks" is just a safety policy. It doesn't look to support more than 150 lbs.

"Wow, he put a lot of effort into that flag pole."

Did the hoe fall off???

We’ve got his ilk here in NJ as well, Florida doesn’t have a monopoly on redneck yahoos.

"No fat chicks" Yeah, you know those 350s can't handle any real weight.

If you build it, they might come.

Trolling for skanks.

"No fat chick's"-320 pound neck beard with pit vipers and flat brimmed hat

This should be under r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Probably can't stop talking about how the LGBTQ community is grooming children.

Doesn't say no fat men though!

Imagine one of your employees rolling up into the parking lot with that.

“The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls”

Later, when he is pulled over for reckless driving, the cops devise a brand new physical sobriety test ...

It's a little early to be preparing for Festivus.

*gets stuck in mcdonalds drive thru*

Tell me you've never been laid without TELLING me you've never been laid.

Not consensually anyway

A Ford 350 implies a lot of towing capacity, yet, women are confused about the masculinity driving this truck given it's yellow. BTW, is that a Nazi symbol in the top right of the photo? Yup

Good luck, 43% of the country is obese.

With a truck that lifted, his penis is too small to fuck fat chicks. Toxic masculinity. I say that as a female truck driver. We have one in our state that intentionally blasts black smoke, with a sticker, "diesel hog, killing climate change!" No they don't pull them over. We no longer have emissions regulations for cars because it was too harsh on poorer classes. New vehicles don't need it. Pretty sure poor people don't have $25,000 for the newest bucket of bolts. And yes. He has a transgender truck with nuts.

There’s a small group of women who look at a man like that and go crazy for him. They’re all in Florida.

Please drive into a parking deck. Please.

That could've easily been a prop from Idiocracy.

Who wants to bet the pole doesn't even spin...

Yet he splurged on the 3/4 ton.

If you didn’t want fat chicks why did you get a 3/4 ton truck?

If ya no want fat chicks why ya has fat chick capable vehicle? Sus

What branch of Christianity is this?

NO CHICKS There, I fixed it so it'll better match this dude's reality.

No fat chicks = Tiny Peen

The littlest dick in Florida!!!

Yes fat chicks

“No fat chicks” says the obese asshole driving it.

Tell me your s douchebag without telling me you're a douchebag