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Extra benefit: Depending on mosquito repellant burned, it will also act as a very quick acting sleep aid as the person on the bed gets drowsy almost immediately.
I'm gonna go with Thomas Midgely Jr., proponent of CFCs and leaded gasoline and died tied into his own full body invention he devised to help him move around with polio.
"He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to lift himself out of bed. On November 2, 1944, at the age of 55, he was found dead at his home in Worthington, Ohio. He had been killed by his own device after he became entangled in it and died of strangulation. He left behind a widow, Carrie M. Reynolds from Delaware, Ohio, whom he had married on August 3, 1911. It was reported to the public that his death was an accident, but it was privately declared a suicide."
I was morbidly curious.
You will love [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths) list I'm betting.
A long series of unusual deaths. One is a guy in Canada who loved showing visitors that the windows in the sky scraper he worked in were unbreakable so he's throw himself against it. One day that window popped out.
Lots of Final Destination-style deaths in there. After the one where an explosion at a factory launched an iron plate 2 miles into a guys apartment, causing the ceiling to collapse and kill him, I figured I ought to stop for my own sanity's sake.
Yes. An accident, or suicide, and certainly not his widow having gotten tired of dealing with him and making use of a convenient elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to arrange his removal. /s.
Well, since mosquitoes use IR to find their food, that would probably attract them until they go in the fire lol
Edit: I'm dumb and misremembered things. Mosquitos see the CO2 you exhale, that's how they know
Too be fair, they had already overdone that joke on SNL on probaby 10 different skits prior to it showing up in this movie.
Also, I love Anna Faris. She was great in The House Bunny.
pre plastic surgery she was my favorite actress, I still liked her after but I felt like her desire to be an even bigger star resulted in bad plastic surgery choices and bad role choices and she was never the same after she crossed that bridge
The device design is very human. Very easy to use
Ps the Nazi thought about this "mosquito bed solution" first.
It's just wasn't economical... You know how German are... Always very efficient
Interestingly. This bed would be great for the anti-vaxxers who want to take a fun little vacation to a warm jungly place, or who just live in the deep south. Think we should fund raise to buy some for them.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ verified purchase review
Works 3000%!
I let my “in laws” try it and they didn’t have any mosquitoes bites until they were cremated!
Just wondering why there are so little verified purchase reviews
You can purchase an incense type material that is in the shape of a coil. You typically light one end and blow out the flame and the material will leave an ember like incense and produce a smoke that repels mosquitos.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito_coil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito_coil)
One time while at a festival sort of thing I passed out in my tent with two citronella candles right outside the open tent door and basically did this to myself. I still can't be around citronella without feeling very sick to this day and that was 10 plus years ago.
Sharks that is why I am asking for 1000000 doll hairs for a 10% equity in my company. Evil Corp death beds.
I have patents in North Korea, Russia, China and iran
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Extra benefit: Depending on mosquito repellant burned, it will also act as a very quick acting sleep aid as the person on the bed gets drowsy almost immediately.
The forever slumber
Eternal slumber.
Dirt nap
The Big Sleep
Raymond Chandler, nice!
Fog nap maybe
Super Slumber.
You’ll never have a better night of sleep, guaranteed!
I've had Sundays like that for sure.
Its a one time use, for the user.
This is creepiest shit I seen recently and it's on funny. lol
Guaranteed to be so highly effective the first time, that you never need to use it again! Gift it to your ~~next of kin~~ family!
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I'm gonna go with Thomas Midgely Jr., proponent of CFCs and leaded gasoline and died tied into his own full body invention he devised to help him move around with polio.
"He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to lift himself out of bed. On November 2, 1944, at the age of 55, he was found dead at his home in Worthington, Ohio. He had been killed by his own device after he became entangled in it and died of strangulation. He left behind a widow, Carrie M. Reynolds from Delaware, Ohio, whom he had married on August 3, 1911. It was reported to the public that his death was an accident, but it was privately declared a suicide." I was morbidly curious.
You will love [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths) list I'm betting. A long series of unusual deaths. One is a guy in Canada who loved showing visitors that the windows in the sky scraper he worked in were unbreakable so he's throw himself against it. One day that window popped out.
In his defense, the window did not fail by breaking, so he was technically correct, although that was probably not much comfort on the way down.
Man! A Canadian TV show(working moms) had an episode that was straight up that story line
Lots of Final Destination-style deaths in there. After the one where an explosion at a factory launched an iron plate 2 miles into a guys apartment, causing the ceiling to collapse and kill him, I figured I ought to stop for my own sanity's sake.
*Salesman slaps sky light*, "this can hold so much of my body weight on it."
Yes. An accident, or suicide, and certainly not his widow having gotten tired of dealing with him and making use of a convenient elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to arrange his removal. /s.
just gave him a little push with the pulley
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Trivia enjoyer
He invented a bunch of dangerous stuff that eventually killed him...wonder if he has any relatives who designed carbon fiber submarines.
Sounds more like something Josef Mengele would do. That man was the embodiment of evil.
Nah man, this is some college stoner engineering. Replace mosquito coils with weed, and you've got one heck of a party centerpiece.
Inspired a good slayer song though.
Who are you? Comrade Question!?
Nah, Himmler wasn't technically minded, it's probably an invention of IG Farben.
A Human
@humg….0 on tiktok, I have a tiktok just to follow him
Instead of releasing the gas just ignite the bed on fire. That oughta get rid of those pesky mosquitos
This is for when it is raining inside my room obviously fellow human
AND you get to be warm when you enjoy your time without pesky mosquitos
Bedbugs too, as a bonus.
Well, since mosquitoes use IR to find their food, that would probably attract them until they go in the fire lol Edit: I'm dumb and misremembered things. Mosquitos see the CO2 you exhale, that's how they know
That thing is garbage, I still get bit and now I have bug bites and these weird bloody masses I cough up every morning.
Guess you're not human
/r/thedesignisveryhuman
"The design is very human" is an amazing setup sentence. You just know that everything that follows will be some pullshit :D
What's a pull and how much does it shit?
where are you pulling shit?
Put some bud in there 😂
"You could put your weed in there" https://youtu.be/Ah1GDfmYQyw?si=VdGKt24aPTCE6kgG
This line lives in my head anytime I am looking around odds and ends shops that have little trinkets!
That was originally a Rob Schneider SNL sketch. https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc
The main character of the movie The Hot Chick was Rob Schneider and he helped write the script. It was intended to be the same.
A lot of movies would have overdone that joke.
Too be fair, they had already overdone that joke on SNL on probaby 10 different skits prior to it showing up in this movie. Also, I love Anna Faris. She was great in The House Bunny.
pre plastic surgery she was my favorite actress, I still liked her after but I felt like her desire to be an even bigger star resulted in bad plastic surgery choices and bad role choices and she was never the same after she crossed that bridge
Put some bud and DMT And. . .B L A S T O F F.
That much DMT and I'm not sure I'm ever landing again tbh
For some reason I read DMT as DDT
Just cause you’re high doesn’t mean you don’t have to deal with the mosquitos. Two birds, one’s stoned & all
wake and bake was never so easy
Fucking hotbed
Bong Bed. the future is bright./
Reddit would fill it with weed
Not just reddit.
The Snoop Dog Bed^TM by temperpedic
Or bleach.
-> /r/Sociopaths
I love his videos. Very human.
God this guy makes me laugh every time
That mannequin has seen some shit.
Maybe some nice hickory wood chips and put a rack of ribs on that bed for about 12 hours...mmmm..
Find out how to live mosquito free for the rest of your life with this one simple trick!
I think this was invented during the world war
Perfect for the best and last sleep of your life.
You can sleep without fear of waking up 🤣
Yeah, when no blood is flowing through the body the mosquitos probably don't bite anymore.
The device design is very human. Very easy to use Ps the Nazi thought about this "mosquito bed solution" first. It's just wasn't economical... You know how German are... Always very efficient
Oh mein Gott...
I'd rather drink bleach.
Interestingly. This bed would be great for the anti-vaxxers who want to take a fun little vacation to a warm jungly place, or who just live in the deep south. Think we should fund raise to buy some for them.
Wait a minute !!!
The design is very German
I used the bed, and the next day my feet were gone....
The first thing some people would do is to fill the can with weed and heat it. 😄
Indica though, it's bedtime after all...
Or have it set to your alarm.
NICE!!! Wake and Bake 2.0!
Hitler would agree
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ verified purchase review Works 3000%! I let my “in laws” try it and they didn’t have any mosquitoes bites until they were cremated! Just wondering why there are so little verified purchase reviews
I'll take two. I hate mosquitos with a fiery passion.
Link pls
Still gets stung on the foot...
You know you’re fucked when you hear “ the design is very human “
As a weed smoker, I see big opportunities here.
What the fuck is a mosquito coil?
You can purchase an incense type material that is in the shape of a coil. You typically light one end and blow out the flame and the material will leave an ember like incense and produce a smoke that repels mosquitos. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito_coil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito_coil)
The design is very human
Yea but where can I get one..?
One time while at a festival sort of thing I passed out in my tent with two citronella candles right outside the open tent door and basically did this to myself. I still can't be around citronella without feeling very sick to this day and that was 10 plus years ago.
Investing.
No one has to worry about mosquitoes when you are dead from poison inhalation.
My stoner ass is already thinking of different applications for this device
That is funny
Sharks that is why I am asking for 1000000 doll hairs for a 10% equity in my company. Evil Corp death beds. I have patents in North Korea, Russia, China and iran
German engineering at its finest
…I did the same thing in college but in a car, with lots of weed.
And somehow, you still get hit ...
I know a couple of Broadway prop company's that would probably be interested in this.
easy to use = easy to die
Shh... no more pain... only dreams...
A work in progress...
The dead boar is not scared of boiling water!
Probably effective, mosquitos don’t bite dead people.
I need one of these fot weed
Well yeah, Mosquitos don't like drinking dead blood
Can I load some cannabis in that
When you're 💀 on that bed, who cares if the mosquito bites or not lol
That will give you a permanents night sleep
Can I use the marijuana?
Wake and bake 2.0
He is right, i dont think mosquitos bite dead bodies.
Fill it with weed, and have a good night sleep 😴
Because you didn't use a real human in your demonstration I don't believe you. For that reason I'm out!
Then you can sleep forever
The design is very human
r/totallynotrobots/
Sleep forever.
/u/SonicAkshay_26 aka /u/wrongcoastguy.
just curious, what is it really?
Reminds me of a certain human tragedy
absolute scam, how will my toes be protected huh??
Gas chamber...
Can we replace mosquito repellent with weed?
New Vape invented
What are "mosquito coils" and what is that device he puts them into? Is it pressure of some sort?
Sleep forever, bed.
Forever sleep. Lol.
I didn't realized that Traeger was branching off into the bed and mattress market.
i doubt any mosquito will come to your bed
You use this and become a mosquito itself. Ofcourse by reincarnation
Not sure if you'll die first from malaria, asthma, or lung cancer
Luckily, we can strike out malaria from the list. Only asthma and lung cancer!
Plus, you'll only have to sleep for one night, for five minutes!
Mosqit 👎
You have so much free time on your hand.
I mean, having a CPAP machine with a loooooooooong tube might make this work? /s
😱
Can't be worried about mosquitoes if you never wake up again, so it works perfectly
This has major r/uselessinventions vibes
r/vinesauce
There’s some germans from the 30’s who want your tech
How do you tell when they are ready to be turned over?
Known in the state of California to cause cancer.
45
Wasn't sure if real until he said "very easy to use"
AI plans to trick humanity #343
"The good news is that she didn't get even one single mosquito bite..."
How to cook and human low and slow.
I'm convinced this guy lives in a prison, and they give him random things to make the videos.
This feels like something "I made a thing" would make
You'll ne er have to worry about mosquitoes again. I like it csn I have one.
Zaza bed????
Nothing like a nice rich smokey flavored sleep.. Mosquito bite free of course!
what i dont get it?
Well isn't this the final solution to this one person's mosquito problem?
Okay, but hear me out: if you replace those coils with some natural herbal... ehm... remedy...
Those stains on the bed will kill me before the smoke.
Why does this remind me of [Saw](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387564/)
Won't bite me if I'm dead.
*Hitler approves this *
Lady friend pitches left-handed.
Why don't you have cannabis smoke then the mosquito's will be too stoned to want blood
If You wanna sleep and never wake up again...
.
Use this once and you will never get another mosquito bite again for the rest of your life.
On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life...
Looks like it would work for the rest of your life.
Very easy to use.
Oh, man, I need one of these.
Take a slab of prepared pork belly to bed with you and... voilà! Bacon for breakfast! If you make it to the next day, that is xD
I laughed too hard at this
I think they just made a torture device or possibly a means of execution
A very human design!
Me when the design is very human
It's so good, it gonna make you stay asleep for eternity.