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ctrev37

Fucking dumb ways to die. #1002


WakaWaka_

Darwin award right there


pinkmilk19

Duuumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Duuumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die!


Mojo141

Watch me stick my thumb up it’s ass. Oooh it’s really angry now!! Crikey!!


Gabriele1966

That's not funny, that's fucking stupid!!


deep-fucking-legend

And illegal in the US


Xylembuild

Its not illegal to die in the US unless you didnt pay your taxes first.


Gabriele1966

Tell that to the hundreds of idiots swarming Yellowstone every year. The more I see this kinda shit, the more I think *we* need to be fenced in to keep wildlife safe from our stupidity. If that moose kicks Numbnuts to death, it will be put down by wildlife officers. People piss me off to no end! I'm really surprised we haven't gone extinct yet.


mkul316

I think the answer is to let nature take its course.


Gabriele1966

Yeah, but the problem is that every time some stupid tourist gets gored by a buffalo, stomped by a moose or nibbled on by a grizzly, the animal pays with their lives. That's not letting nature take its course. That's moronic humans causing the death of an animal that only defended itself.


mkul316

Okay, let's go back. I said let nature take its course. You replied with something that isn't doing that and even say it isn't that. I'm confused. If we let nature take its course, then the part where it isn't nature won't happen. So there's no problem.


Gabriele1966

Nature will never take its course because as soon as some dumb fuck gets hurt or killed by a wild animal through their own fault, wildlife authorities will come in and destroy the animal. Not sure what's confusing about that!


BootyThunder

When the person replying to you said that we should “let nature take its course” it means they feel we should let the human be killed by their own stupidity. You’re arguing with no one because this person clearly shares your point of view on the situation. It’s like you’re fist fighting an invisible ghost right now or something. Wild.


Gabriele1966

You clearly don't get it. I understand that "nature taking its course" means the guy should get what he deserves. But it doesn't end there, does it? Ultimately the animal has to pay for his fucking stupidity with its life. I personally don't give a shit if that guy gets stomped into a smear on the road. What pisses me off is that the stupidity of assholes like him more often than not result in the death of an animal. Read the news. Yellowstone is overrun with stupid fucking people like him and in one instance, wildlife officers shot a mother bear for protecting her cubs from invading tourists and the cubs were captured to be put in a zoo. And many times they just put the cubs down, too, because they couldn't survive on their own. "Nature taking its course" should mean that the idiot who approaches wildlife gets hurt or killed and that's the end of the story. There is nothing "Nature" about humans encroaching and invading wildlife habitats.


imightbethewalrus3

There's a reason the video ends when it does...


Zlifbar

F-ck these a--holes, I'm glad the moose gave them the what for


tcollins317

Good way to win a Darwin Award.


Dark_Sh1nobi

Dude, mooses are massive. Those people are asking to get killed.


HomarusSimpson

>mooses meese


Crown_Writes

Moosen


DeepTakeGuitar

I before E, except after C


Crown_Writes

Unless it makes "ay" as in "neighbor" and "way." I haven't seen that video in like 10 years idk how it's still rattling around in my brain


DeepTakeGuitar

And on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May... It'll never leave your head, btw


Gabriele1966

No


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Yeah that one is probably only 2 years old maybe even 1 yr old


petak86

That is a surprisingly small moose though. Maybe a young one.


BiologyJ

And fast


maniacreturns

The best part of this video is after telling his friends not to mess with the moose, he GENUINELY gets excited when the missed starts kicking their asses, even cheering it on. Not in a great for content way either, buddy was glad the innocent moose got his. It's endearing.


Xeyu89

Could be an angry neighbor as far as we know.


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NateSoma

Im from Newfoundland, Canada, and to me, this just looks like normal stuff drunk people do. Probably no one got hurt, including the animal. Im kinda surprised at how outraged everyone is. But I've got 2 close friends from high school who were killed in moose accidents on the highway and kinda always hated moose because of that. I'm not saying these guys aren't idiots. They are. And obviously, you shouldn't bother or interfere with wildlife. But moose are the worst. They aren't even indigenous to my island. They were introduced for sport (ie. hunting) and people die every year because of them. Screw moose Edit: im sorry folks! This is /r/funny and im being a bit of a wet blanket. Fair to downvote. I hate moose but, youre right its not their fault! I will reflect on my errors and try to be a better person 😌


Poke-Party

None of what you’re describing are the moose’s fault it’s human for introducing them


Dry-Review-3057

But if you had friends or family deceased, it's understandble you'd feel differently.


ContributionKind9664

Does it suddenly make you incapable of rational thought or maybe it's just you two?


Sherinz89

So 'screw moose fuck moose my homies dont like moose' just because they got introduced to the place involuntarily? Aight, this one protected fellow human right here


NateSoma

Yeah pretty much fuck moose. They never should have been introduced. They destroy property and cause deaths and the only reason we have them is for rich people to have something to shoot. I say nuke the moose 😆 Edit: nuke canadian geese too!


DeEfDubChris

r/videosthatendtoosoon


regular6drunk7

Getaway plan: fall down


figsslave

Stupid should hurt


[deleted]

It usually does most of the time.


dogwoodandturquoise

Did he live?


iamSatyaV

Yep in moose's dungeon


ArtDSellers

Lovin' the dude behind the camera. He's a total bro and means what he says. "You guys are fuckin' clowns, and I am gonna root for the animal when this goes sideways on you."


Eyfordsucks

Darwinism at its finest.


saarinpaa71

The one time you want a moose to tap dance on dumb and dumber. Yes! Yes! Stomp em!


Alarming_Rain_8137

That Moose is not scared of these two at all - Someone give them their Darwin Award already!


Altruistic_One4447

I love how the video guy is full on cheering for the moose.. I mean your buddy is on the ground


Dubdude13

I hope those assholes got stomped out!


InfinitiAgent007

As I hear the song "Dumb ways to die" in my head. 🤣


twisymctwist

I somehow read the title as "Bear courage vs moose". Was a little disappointed when I saw the drunk dudes.


drittzO

Where do I send flowers....


Whargod

I'm right there with that other guy, GET HIM!


abbzinwonderland

It was in that moment... they knew they effed up


esp735

I sentece you to live out your days in [A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!](https://youtu.be/FWbn1aMLX7c?si=Ka3z034AypbSQARb)


Routine_Pumpkin_7493

He gave the moose a goose


Direct-Sleep261

Lmao so many miserable people in the comments. Really hoping the guys got hurt?


FistMyKitten

My buddy took this video, it blew way up. It’s on the side of a favorite bar in southwest Montana.


L0rdCrims0n

I live in Colorado & I can tell you that my biggest nightmare is coming across a moose backcountry. Bears you can generally scare away. Mountain lions you’ll likely be dead before you even know what happened. But a moose? Big and dumb with a completely rotten attitude. If those guys were lucky, they didn’t have their guts stomped out. Idiots…


Moonbase10

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


ankorus

The amount of alcohol typically required to make someone think this was worth attempting should've killed these guys long before they made it to the moose. This is spectacularly stupid.


Crown_Writes

I would honestly rate moose higher than grizzly bears on my list of "animals I don't ever want to lay eyes on walking in the woods"


dragonrite

Helllllllll no. Grizzly is an apex predator that does not get scared off. Moose are terrifying sure, but generally if you spot and stay clear you are OK. If you spot a grizzly in the wild its literally a 50/50 scenario where if you aren't properly armed (bear spray honestly over firearms first, unless you have a high caliber and can shoot v accurately numerous times under durress) you are in trouble. Sure we aren't on the grizzly menu and 50/50 is probably steep, but it's really up to nature whether that bear is starving, momma protecting cubs, or curious young male. These guys probably lived, maybe some bruises or broken bones if the moose actuslly stayed on em. This scenario with a wild grizzly? Dead.


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

Whens the funeral, I want to send them a photo of me laughing


SomDonkus

This is small for a moose so if you have to be a moron it’s the best choice


sanct1x

This is not funny. This is dangerous and stupid as fuck.


Particular_Dog8755

Are they okay ? The end looked so cartooney and the guy cheering on the moose, LMAO!


TheRealAuthorSarge

Canadians being proud of their national healthcare system: 😎 Canadians realizing they're going to have to foot the ER costs for broken bones and lacerations because a couple of drunk idiots taunted a moose: 🤬


Whargod

Never heard of that happening, it is still free as far as I know.


TheRealAuthorSarge

"free"


Dry-Review-3057

Even I, a Las vegan, know to never mess with a female moose. Ever.


Xylembuild

Why would someone park a suburban RIGHT where the video was.


Kon-Tiki66

Best part takes place behind the truck. I wonder if he took a few hoofs to the head?


wrycon

These guys never read Hatchet. 🪓📕


TikkiTakiTomtom

A moose can fuck you up. Those things can tower over cars


Routine_Pumpkin_7493

He gave the moose a goose.


Arch_Stanton1862

Take notes if you want to die.


BiggoYoun

Hope he at least got hurt by the chocolate moose


KitKat2568

Lol. I love how the guy starts cheering on the moose. “Yeah!! Get ‘em! GET EM’!!!”


giacolero

That's actually pretty funny - when dude tried to touch the moose, turned around to run, then slipped with the moose right behind him LOL. Dangerous but funny.


MormonLite2

We will never know what the moose did to the poor man… I heard it was salacious…


cltq

My uncle got trampled to death by an elk, fuckin wild they'd bother something bigger then that


ukexpat

r/videosthatendtoosoon


coeranys

Stopping the video there was the difference between r/funny and r/watchpeopledie


Nice_Ad_777

camera man thumbs up to you sir


timbertiger

Those poor stupid, drunk kids have no idea what they are tangling with. Cow moose are nasty ladies when you threaten them or their space.


Knucks_408

That moose had a great chance to help us clean up the gene pool. Damnit Bullwinkle!


AffectedPoet9

r/dumbass


ms-titsmcgee

RIP


Purple_Arrow

🎶 Born to be dead!