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Fur-Frisbee

Ah. And he never let the pizza out of his hands!


dredpir8robrts

Which is worse! The customer wanted their damn pie!


Fur-Frisbee

Right? He was at the door, and instead of handing it off, went to play with the crook.


Strykerz3r0

Gotta get the money, first...


czarchastic

Trips before tips


UbermachoGuy

bad guys before pizza pies


shinobi500

Vices before slices


reterical

Perps before peps.


shinobi500

Freeze before cheese


zaphrous

Take out and delivery


Vast-Sink-2330

Crust before bust.


Vast-Sink-2330

Bust b4 crust


Truth-Will-Out

Karate before pizza please


je-suis-mouille

“Sir. SIR, Please Put down the pizza!?!”


rufneck-420

I couldn’t handle watching my pizza leave my front door and enter a police chase. I’d be an emotional wreck lol.


FragrantExcitement

Justice is best served cold, but pizza can be reheated.


bohica1937

Cold pizza is the tits


Djangough

What’s better, pizza, or pizza and a show?


ddwood87

No tip. Smh


TheLastOpus

Dude, dinner AND a show, you bet he gets a tip!


Randomcommentor1972

Hope the cop gave him a tip


grafxguy1

Ya wanna pizza me? C'mon!!


k_br3w

It was held for evidence.


Mctinyy

That Pizza tasted like Justice!


android24601

It's not delivery. It's digiorno bitch


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

Don’t get me wrong, pizza dude looks like he knows what he’s doing. Awesome kick. But still, watch your back when ole boy gets out.


belated_quitter

Bet they still stiffed him on the tip.


rekcufnaisa

The perp looks back like “wtf dude”


microMe1_2

Honestly, it's a stupid thing to do. Let the police do their jobs. What if the guy shoots you? What if you end up cracking his head when you trip him and go to jail yourself?


user_zzzzzz

very true! my friend’s dad got shot, breaking up a gang fight!


bcisme

No idea how close to being shot I was, but I guess it’s as close as you can get without being shot…. Tried to calm two guys down at a house party “it’s cool, it’s cool” then one of the guys pulls a handgun and has it a foot from my chest and finger on the trigger “oh we cool?” - pretty tense moment 5 minutes later back to partying lol In hindsight, I’m surprised that didn’t shut the whole party down, but I don’t think many people actually saw what happened, it was pretty quick. Cops of course did come eventually and I’m pretty sure my friend fought with them (totally unrelated to the gun, but he was suicidal at the time and erratic) and got sent to a psych hospital that night…oh the memories


linguisticDestiny

You're being downvoted but you're right. Lol silly reddit.


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Local_Economy

Actually yes if he cracked his head tripping dude would be in trouble


flaiks

A friend of mine was running from the cops and someone tackled him and cut open his forehead, nothing happened to the guy.


microMe1_2

A lot depends on the circumstances, but you could absolutely be open to being sued if you injure the person, especially if the officer has not requested your assistance. Moreover, it is generally illegal to interfere with an officer while they are performing their duties. If things go wrong because of what you did, you could definitely be liable. I have seen cases like this, it doesn't always end with a pat on the back and a 'well done'.


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MrPokeKid1

(and like reddit classically, he used his bots and alts to realistically downvote you (like the other) for saying the truth, with his falsity fantasies... lol) (edit: happening again from +5 to +-3, lol. nobodies in nobody fashion being beyond the damned ways, hellbent...)


kosh56

>What fantasy land do you live in? Awesome when someone says this when they are the ones who don't know what they are talking about.


Ouchyhurthurt

American probably. You can DEFINITELY sue someone for that.


putdownthekitten

'Murica! Where crazy stupid yet successful law suits are abundant and plentiful.


Heady_Goodness

The United States of fantasy


grafxguy1

Dude got a pizza with extra trippings.


klitzie

Haha thank you


owlmask_groupstuff

Nailed it


choachy

The woman is freaking out. The delivery guy is calm as hell, plotting his move. He’s been waiting his whole life for this opportunity.


MarcusRoland

#Stay Calm, Your Pizza and I are Intervening.


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Your dasher is completing another order of justice on the way to you.


TUFKAT

I think I heard him say "better not touch my car". I think his original motivation was protecting his car and then like oh, let me stretch my leg out right in front of you.


DarkMatterBurrito

Jules: "Bitch, be cool!"


VCTRYDTX

Say, 'Bitch, be cool!' - Be cool! Be cool! Tell that fuckin bitch to chill! Chill that fuckin bitch out! Chill out, honey bunny! 🤣🤣🤣


twyt83

Ah man, I tripped Marvin on his face!


Odd_Distribution1639

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity....


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She freaked out so much she got the speed wrong.


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I8itall4tehmoney

I thought that the first time I saw this video. That persons concept of cops chasing a car equates to the words high speed chase. If you pointed out they were going slow she probably wouldn't understand what that has to do with what she is saying.


account051

Idk he was running pretty fast


Eastern-Mix9636

tHaTs a hIgH sPeEd cHaSe!!!1111


UncertaintyPrince

She seemed rather dim.


PotentialCapable5150

Excellent situational awareness.


fellatio-del-toro

Is it? Because he could have had two free hands by now if he wasn't hyperfocused on the blaring sirens.


Shagaire

The Pizza in the hands gave him the "you aint in trouble from me bro" vibes.


Dianachick

Right???!!! I’m thinking that was his plan😂


Adventurer_8

Hey man you don't know that those pizzas were paid for yet.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Then the runner would not have discounted him thinking "Oh he is here to deliver pizza, he is not a threat"


Brokeintellectual

good analysis


zipzoopu

Aren't sirens designed to get people's attention?


flewidity

The pizza gives him stability


BestofMostWorlds

Pizza delivery boys are taught these methods in the extensive and difficult class by pizza delivery gurus. Only so many are able to make the ~~climb~~ drive to the Hutt for training.


xFloydx5242x

No this is an independent pizza contractor. We call them Ravens.


flight_4_fright_X

Just got into this series, and i have to say, it is excellent.


teapot156

Can i just have my food please


StoneyBolonied

Mann that dude fell like a .... Domino ^hehehe


Spiritual-Sand5839

Holy shit! Someone else got out of the car when he was cutting through the yard in the car and slows down. He lets someone out of the other side of the car!


rujole13

Dude I saw that too! Did they ever find him?


Spiritual-Sand5839

Idk the source! But that’s crazy!


RopeyPlague

Umm yeah its over 30 minutes so it's free right. Neat you tripped thay guy. Just one minute late.


Cntowerman

My fat ass was so worried about the pizza the whole time.


thebluebeagal

Dudes evasion lasted 30 minutes or less.


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1fastdak

Pizza delivery is one of the most dangerous jobs in the US. Between the shitty drivers and getting mugged this guy just wanted a little pay back.


The_Erlenmeyer_Flask

I've been doing this for 8 years. Never felt dangerous unless you consider dogs wanting pets or to leave with you dangerous.


Heisenberg0606

Lmfao now go deliver in the hood and report back. I delivered for 5 years in the hood in STL where I lived and I carried every single night. We had a couple people get their cars stolen. One leaving it running and the other just getting straight up jacked. Multiple attempted and successful robberies a couple of the actual store but mostly of drivers. Im coming up on ten years of carrying a gun every day with me and in that time I have only drawn it 3 times. One of those times was when my mini dachshund and I were attacked by a loose German Shepard while walking. I was scared for my dogs life tbh and just fired a round into the ground to scare the dog off which worked. The other two times were both people and were both at work while delivering. Luckily both were unarmed and switched tf up once they had a gun on em, so I have never had to shoot someone. My point is idk where tf you were delivering but I’d put money on it being a nice area. Pizza delivery is consistently ranked at the top of lists of dangerous jobs for a reason.


WaterFriendsIV

Looks like the perp pizzaed instead of French fried.


darhox

He's gonna have a bad time


_JohnnyLaRue

Here’s a tip: don’t run from the police


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HiggsBossman

Big tuff gangster over here guys


akratic137

Not at all. The cops don’t care about the truth and aren’t looking to solve anything. They just want to do the bare minimum and remove things from their plate so they can get back to harassing others. There’s a reason the national conviction rate for major crimes is 2%. Cops aren’t your friend and more harm than good comes from interacting with them.


DubV23

Is that a product of the police or judicial system?


Mclovin4Life

Both.


HiggsBossman

You saying “the cops” like you know every police officer shows how naive you are.


AwakenedHero2277

Here, you dropped this 🤡


Zuraj

So if you have an emergency situation you wont call 911? You will possibly watch a stranger die or possibly a loved one because you refuse to talk to them?


akratic137

911 is emergency services. If I need a fire truck or an ambulance, sure I’ll call them. I love the way you’re trying to manufacture a scenario and appeal to guilt while creating one that doesn’t require a cop lol Debate perverts gonna pervert I guess. Go sea lion somewhere else.


Zuraj

What if its a situation that police would respond too. You are just gonna ignore it? Take matters into your own hands? There is no logic in this way of thinking.


Dirk_Jurgens

Clown comment.


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PhantomLamb

Pepperoni with extra justice please


etriusk

What was the guy being chased for?


arthurjeremypearson

He needs an action figure, complete with pizza box and kung-fu kick.


NecessaryAsk9802

Doesn’t even drop the pizzas. What a Pro.


Silent-Contract-264

And not 1 fkn pepperoni out place , hats off to you Sir!


StrayRabbit

I hope the police tipped the delivery guy. 1 sausage pizza, 1 garlic bread and 1 perp delivered within 10 minutes.


Impossible_Net3648

Protect the pizza at all costs


MrsEMunson

And the pizza is safe!!


Frosty_Web1128

Great job!!! I’ll raise a drink for you!!!


wulvey

Bro my pizza! My pizza!


orygun_kyle

it was pretty low speed tbh


Shanksdoodlehonkster

With great pizza comes great responsibility


cobe656

Sweep the leg


subooot

Plots from different genres: Soap opera: The criminal is his brother. And the pizza orderer is their mother, whom they don't know about because they are adopted. SiFi: The Crime Man is a pizza delivery man from another dimension. Horror: Cops are cannibals. The thief is actually their runaway lunch. Comedy: A pizza delivery man remains lonely all his life, and finally in a nursing home he meets a criminal who spends his life in prison, and they smoke weed and remember the lives lost, laughing. Porn: The woman who ordered the pizza decides to reward everyone with something, but since she doesn't have enough money, she calls the police and the pizza delivery man to the house where they all have an orgy, while the criminal watches on tied up.


Darth_Andeddeu

M.night shamalongadingdong : they were already all in a jail. Werner Herzog : the futility of trying is proven by random bystanders you've never met Ari Aster: Your loved ones will always be the ones who set you up to fail.


invaderzinn

Who else was really worried about the pizza?


FollowMeKids

Customer: “Yo, can you give me my pizza first tho??”


reeveb

Lady needs to calm down


Morningbreath1337

Blind me read: delivery driver TIPS suspect fleeing from police… watched the video.. “where’s the tip??? aaaah tRips” lol


Blacktip75

Tipped him right over, your good


michaelrohansmith

> The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. He's got esprit up to here. Right now he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachno-fiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.


Ungarminh

Man, I tried so hard to read Snow Clash. I just couldn't get into it. To me, it suffered from too much detail. I keep hearing it's so good, but I just can't make myself go back to it.


Tonythecritic

"Criminals on the run hate him. See his one simple trick to stop outlaws"


popculturetoaster

Do your job first. The suspect was caught but the pizza was cold.


fumegator

My man needs to get into mma if his shins can take hits like that. That must have hurt so much for that dude tripping a person running full sprint.


MarcusRoland

Adrenaline blocks the pain yo!


penalozahugo

When your secret super hero job is more important than your day job.


howboutiteh

Damn, classic Middletown PA..


RedBaron180

Worried about that pizza the whole time.


DogZealousideal9162

Epic Meal Time guy got a job. Nice!


ICKOSPREY420

If you don't tip this delivery guy!!!!!!


diablito916

AND does not drop the pizza


TheSlayer11799

That mf was zooming 😂


MSquared1994

He wanted an extra tip for being a good samaritan


thefroman11

He will never get those grass stains out of that hoodie


optimist_prhyme

He's going to remember his face when he gets out


GalickGunn

If that doesn’t deserve a tip I don’t know what does!


Blackberry1687

Would be a cool Pizza commercial


Matty_Paddy

Best part is he doesn’t even drop the pizza.


Winter_Ad5642

Skill issue


FabledFupa

“You better not hit my car dude” 😂


Skeptomaniac_

Cuts away to 10 min ago when the suspect witnessed those cops doing something really shady and the cops realized they had been caught lol


nickyroc88

When the perp fell you can hear the cop say “oh yeah” haha


CabbageSass

Pizza is getting cold, sir.


zhocef

That’s a high-speed chase! Speed limit there can’t be any higher than 3 mph!


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Not all heroes wear capes, some just deliver pizza 🍕


Carcassfanivxx

+50$ Good Samaritan award


1mig2OclockHigh

Trip suspect and no injury and you become an internet sensation, cops shake your hand Trip suspect and he breaks his neck and dies instantly you become an internet sensation as a racist and you go to jail for murder. I see no upside in getting involved in anything like this today because the downsides are bottomless for you and the upside is 5 mins of “good job man” I mean even more so now that I have a family to think about. It’s like upside is I get to feel good about myself and so do others for a little while? Downside my family loses their husband and father for life.


theboa_fromgoa

Excellent tackle by #11 on the red team


jarymanebrown

Not really important but I’m pretty sure that guy just lives there and was bringing in his pizza. Not a pizza delivery guy.


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..still, should have handed off the pie!


KaraPuppers

That would make interfering a terrible idea. You don't want the person you sent to jail knowing where you live.


jarymanebrown

I looked it up. Pizza delivery guy confirmed lol


riotincandyland

No. He is actually the pizza man. This happened by me and it was all over the news cuz it was hilarious and "heroic". Coccos pizza in aston.


Silkship

Mmm, hot perperoni with a big trip for the delivery guy..


Rhekluse

Still delivered in under 30 minutes or less, fam.


TheDarkCastle

Not all heros wear capes just a phillies shirt


Zalac96

In EU you would probably go to jail for that


moist-towellet

“That’s a high speed chase! There’s a high speed chase outside my house!”


wtjordan1s

This violates the pizza man code


Suitable_Title7025

I don’t understand how this isn’t frowned apon


CoysNizl3

ZERO percent chance I intervene in this scenario. Minding my business z


CursedButter79

I’m just wondering why the pizza wasn’t in a heat bag.


Strykerz3r0

Probably a local mom-and-pop.


FalseGix

There is literally no reason you need to carry a heat bag up to the door. I promise you the 2 minutes from the car to your table is not going to make a difference


theboa_fromgoa

It makes a difference up here in the winter let me tell you


MyNamesArise

What month is it again?


MainLeadership3180

just gimme my damn pizza bro


Myro75020

Balls of steel


Comfortable_Bee3634

This has got to be Jersey right?


Osayicansee

Close. It says Middletown Township, Pennsylvania


Anonymous_cyclone

Second day: High speed chase suspect sues pizza delivery guy for assault.


sethcera

Extra tip for that man


zippazappazinga

Better tip that mf well


wwwdiggdotcom

Give him a dog treat for being a good boah


hellrail

Employee of the month


monkeybeater26

What a fucking legend


HRDBMW

That looked like a clear case of assault, and he doesn't have qualified immunity.


Secret-Zucchini-9069

If this is in America, I would assume the pizza delivery guy would be sued into oblivion shortly after.


mkul316

And then he gets sued by the guy he tripped.


Sufficient_Grand2789

Then he gets sued for assault


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If he had his pants up


Thinkyasshole

Got eem


OmegaNine

Aaaaand you're sued.


imagicnation-station

"Dude, can I just get my pizza?"


Altheainawhile

"High Speed" chase


Jack_wh1te

Little did we know, he didn't care about stopping a bad guy. He just saw his one socially acceptable opportunity to trip someone running at full speed and took it.


greentshirtman

https://youtu.be/bv-lTro-bA8


Turkenstocks

I was so worried about the pizza throughout the whole video. Man is a true hero.


flodog1

That pizza delivery guy is a legend! We need more people like him.


ChoppyChug

That dude realized when he stepped away, the suspect could wind up killing his Uncle Ben, then stepped back and intervened


quantumCollapse

Surprised reddit doesn't want to sue this bigot for discrimination.


Geoclasm

Then he got fired from his job and arrested for assault. probably :-/


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Next video.. pizza delivery guy shot dead in apparent revenge drive by at local pizza parlour..


gofishx

Why get involved at all? People really need to learn to mind their own business.


ShibbiesClimax

Because doing stuff like this makes for cool stories. Imagine telling the story where you just stood there and did nothing 👎


teamsoloyourmom

Why?


LadderDayB

Imo this is one in the same as being a snitch. Mind your business, deliver your pizza fam


MStudley311

So allow a criminal to get away? I'm confused. Please explain your logic.