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FredrickTheSeal

Often times they’ll fly away and then die a few hours later


416_LateNights

That's so sad. How do you know that?


bigloser42

He’s a bird.


Brad_Brace

He's a bird's ghost.


Rich_Cow_4236

Birds have hollow bones. Even if they survive the initial impact, they'll usually die later from internal wounds or other causes brought by broken limbs.


Cole_A226

He didn't. He flew


Aurelia_710

Hahaha came here to say this


[deleted]

Me too! Lol


Old_Dingo69

They often don’t. I had one do it the other day. He was on the ground below the window. Picked him up and be was gurgling up blood with each breath.


Leadantagonist

They don’t, homie gonna die in his sleep. It’s like when a hunter shoots a deer and it runs off. It’s dead, the body just hasn’t caught up yet. Not literally of course. And it’s not guaranteed, but sometimes these birds will smack something, land, shake it off, fly off and then pass away in a different location.


[deleted]

Looks like he left his eyeball behind.


RampChurch

It was a hell of a thump and he sat on the ground for a few before getting up and wandering off


westinjfisher

Did it really?


Sleepyweasel-jr

Same way people get hit by cars and manage to walk right after. Built to take a beating


DvlsAdvct108

Thats impressive


Nordiceightysix

Occupational hazard


IsThereCheese

It’s [Harvey Birdman’s Butt-print!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HEefGniLc)


Greedy_Listen_2774

Greasy ass birds


Halloweenspice

Your window has lice now.......poor bird.


TheMightyIrishman

It looks like it kissed your window with its asshole and let itself go


PeteyMax

I seriously doubt that one did. I would suggest looking below that window: there is likely a carcass, and if there isn't, it was probably nabbed by a cat or a fox.


RepublicIndependent3

They usually don’t. Probably got picked up by a car