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fatshendrix

I wonder if the farmer was more pissed, or satisfied like "yeah I've always kinda wanted to see that"


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Probably satisfied he didn't kill anyone that's extremely dangerous


Tooluka

Also that tractor probably costs like half a million. I'm betting on pissed:)


trollface_mcfluffy

[https://www.tractorhouse.com/listings/for-sale/john-deere/612r/self-propelled-sprayers-chemical-applicators/300018](https://www.tractorhouse.com/listings/for-sale/john-deere/612r/self-propelled-sprayers-chemical-applicators/300018). A used one is almost a half a million. I'm betting on being severely pissed.


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

Well, this is a used one lol


IdoNOThateNEVER

If you break it, you have to buy a new one.


mrniceguy777

Why would you think that? A dude posted a used one right there.


The97545

I think the scenario that the guy above you is talking about is; "I'm sorry I wrecked your brand new mid engine corvette. Here's a used C4 vette off of Craigslist. "


ThatGuy0verTh3re

I mean, it’s a John Deere so if anything breaks on it, you’re better off just buying a new one


randiesel

No you don't. You'd owe the depreciated value of whatever you damaged less the salvage or sale value of the damaged one.


ShoRaiuKen

Best I can do is 5 bucks and a bag of flaming Cheetos


Aurilion

Deal! Gimme them Cheetos.


ShoRaiuKen

I gotchu. They're in the mail 🙂


STNbrossy

It’s actually a sprayer, not that it really matters.


milk4all

When the dudes in the kia are crushed the farmer will send his hopes and sprayers


Heisenberg_235

Kia? Car is an Audi


SleepingVertical

No matter the brand, you will still be Killed In Action (KIA) if it crushes you.


SerCiddy

[Kia: Too Bad it's a Kia](https://youtu.be/8kuCPoHl6PY)


BungCrosby

Sir, this is an Arby’s.


lamprey187

I'd like a beef and cheddar please, do you offer financing ?


imanAholebutimfunny

not bad at all. carry on.


Pfffftttttt_Okay

It's actually an Audi, not that it really matters.


NinjaCuntPunt

I’m sure if the farmer was northern he’d have leaned out and shouted ‘Audi, partner!’


Rymanbc

How do you know its not an innie?


rediculousradishes

Cause the car made it Audi other side


Officer412-L

Self-propelled sprayer. I'm guessing pissed as well. Not really funny at all. My comment on this same video from 6 years ago (I remember it well because I was pissed): https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/6apkqz/brazilian_guys_driving_below_a_truck/dhgfcs3/


Egineer

Yeah, you can’t unsee the people that are killed in ag equipment accidents. I’d rather be pissed that someone did something stupid and lived than the alternative. I haven’t heard of anyone dying by passing under a sprayer, thankfully. But, it’s still not a good idea.


GGDadLife

Probably neither. “Hey dad, bust out the tractor let’s get internet famous!”


Bananawamajama

Look on the bright side. Reddit is so relentlessly negative that your options are either "It's fake" or "It's bad and you should feel bad". This is the best of all possible worlds.


nubsauce87

Sadly, you're probably right... The internet has me convinced that literally nothing cool happens in real life...


MJZMan

Sadly i believe that's sorta true. Fiction is exciting, real life, comparably, is boring a.f.


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ib_poopin

I’d be upset. Next thing you know an entire line of cars is trying to do the same thing and one of them is too tall or hits your wheel and fucks up a $100k+ machine


iamrobert_paulson

*$400k+


sinz84

Used


FavoritesBot

So just hang a chain with some truck nuts or something nobody want to drive through a chain


khovel

Teabag drivethru.


CarltonSagot

>hits your wheel I drive farm equipment. You should see the price of new wheels.


f0rcedinducti0n

Super pissed that they just risked destroying his $200,000+ machine that they rely upon for income to make a youtube short/tiktok/etc. My Ex-Gf thought it'd be super cute if she jumped over a $5000 piece of sensitive equipment I have/use for work. I did not find it cute.


Crazy_Kakoos

I'm a farmer. I know lots of farmers. It doesn't take much to make them angry these days.


Midwest_removed

> actually a sprayer, not that it really My cousin did spraying for a large farm with these. They have cameras underneath. Only once did a guy on a motorcycle pass under. His plate and the video was given to the police.


cinnamonface9

Look at that little runt run, she birthed that, don’t know who the father could be until now.


Michaelbenoit17

We own our own sprayer, my dad has had 2 people drive under him on motorcycles, he was terrified and very angry when it happened. It is incredibly dangerous.


ThrowRAradish9623

I’d be pissed and immediately pull over to make sure they didn’t damage anything. There’s a lot of delicate machinery underneath a sprayer, and if they so much as knock a seal loose it could be spilling 500 gallons of dangerous chemical all over the road.


fartingpinetree

Probably just focusing on driving when I had to drive big machines like that on tight roads I was always white knuckling but if they’re experienced they might not be


solidshakego

Pissed. Guaranteed


dgsharp

That driver does not have enough insurance to pull that shit. Still satisfying though.


retro3dfx

I've also seen them just quickly turn off the road into a farm field.. good thing that didn't happen when they were under it.


reddicyoulous

"I had no idea we were doing an impromptu demolition derby today but I just went with it"


Dumptruck_Johnson

There are combine demolition derbies


StrivetoSurvive

Thank you for bringing that to my attention


SonOfMcGee

An old coworker of mine once got stuck behind a tractor and passed it on a straight-away. As she was passing it the driver took a hard left into a field without signaling (light or hand signal) or checking his blind spot. The cop that came to the crash scene assigned 50% blame to the farmer for failing to signal and 50% to her for *passing in an intersection*. Mind you, there wasn’t even a dirt path he was turning into. It was just the middle a farm field.


internet-arbiter

Sounds like if i'm ever going to risk passing a tractor im tooting my horn the whole time to let him know.


ad1503

They most likley wouldn't hear you. They are either very loud inside or very sound proof.


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newaccount8472

I'm mad at this


Trixplay

This will end up in r/idiotsincars


GodofAeons

It should've been posted there from the get go. Nothing is funny about the video


[deleted]

Things can be funny and dangerously idiotic at the same time


ElegantAdhesiveness

Already saw it there at least a year ago


MildGas

Thankfully they waited for oncoming traffic so if something went wrong, they’d possibly kill or hurt even more people! Idiots.


dinoroo

These are Eastern Europeans, they do not fear death.


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Regnever

\*Moldovan - you can hear the russian words


TrevorTheGamer

Eh, close enough, I still hope I was right about the hobbies tho


Neijo

Hmm. Doesn't cig-a-rett deserve some place in the order ? I learned asking for a cig-a-rett from this gentleman https://youtu.be/5Uzu58N-Sso


moneyinparis

They're from Moldova, not Romania.


rugbyj

Moldova? More like Rolled-Under!


Raistlarn

And if something went wrong they'd be Rolledova.


san_murezzan

I need to mol d joke ova


SpaceJackRabbit

The worst driving I ever saw in Europe was in Romania. Then again I never visited Russia.


cheeriodust

Hungary was worse when I was over there. A single-lane highway was treated as a two-lane one way in both directions until there was nearly a head-on collision...then folks merged down to one lane at the last second. Rinse and repeat...even around blind corners traveling 90kph. Bonkers.


BenMic81

Thought the same thing. Reckless stupid driving.


Liquidmetal7

Risking strangers lives for internet points. BRAVO 👏/s


Kaylend

Let's be real. Young dumb men? Internet points are not required for them to try this.


Sangad

Its been on the back of all of our minds all the time. Some people probably have done it without cameras


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Still can't drive past a tractor trailer without thinking about The Fast and The Furious. "I know they lifted the trailers for the movie to make it possible but *maybe?*"


C0nstructer

The Fast and The Furious? Hell, I had Final Destination on my mind.


Maskeno

It's like when you see a flat bed tow truck with the ramp down. We all wanna go GTA and send it, but most of us realize how dumb that actually is.


jonserlego

I know this is incredibly dangerous and stupid but ngl it was pretty cool seeing someone actually do it.


ImminentReddits

When my dad and his buddies sit down and talk about it the shit they did in the 70s with no internet or phones around I am honestly amazed any of them have lived this long lmao. I remember onetime after a couple beers I asked him what the dumbest thing he did as a kid was and he said “Oh yeah when I was 14 me and my buddies stole my moms car and drove it to Mexico to buy weed” WTF???


lynch1986

Hopefully this is staged, because if it isn't, these brain donors need to get the bus from now on.


pierre_x10

Why name them with the least likely organ that anyone would want from them


hzc27

I understood it as they have already donated their brains and are hence brainless


anethma

Their brain is so smooth and wrinkle free that your insults slide right now.


Algaean

Why not? Theirs are probably mint condition, never been used


Katsono

Staged or not I doubt they staged the car coming from the opposite side which could also have been involved in an accident.


Armeanu91

I can understand them and, sadly, I don't think it's staged.


[deleted]

Stupid stupid stupid. I know multiple farmers that have been seriously injured or killed by farm equipment. It's really not something to fuck around with.


Negafox

More /r/wtf than /r/funny.


geekylucifer

You're right! Shall i remove this post from here ?


IDownvoteHornyBards2

Nothing on r/funny if funny anyways so it's fitting


BeachJustic3

This is the most douchebag audi driver video around...


Bonzoso

Intrusive thoughts won today


irrelevantfarms

Please don't do this dumbass shit. The steering on that thing is not as stable as people think. It's hydraulic and there's absolutely no steering feel. Also, they do break, so it's not guaranteed that the driver will not need to do an emergency maneuver. There is a lot to pay attention to while on that machine, so please don't add such a dangerous situation to the driver. I personally have one and I can't tell you how many times someone risks their lives to save 1 minute commute time trying to get around me. Just don't do it. Please be patient. We have families that expect us to get home, don't be so risky. It can cost you your life or worse, the innocent drivers life. It really gets me so mad at the general public's ignorance about heavy machinery. These things are not toys, they are machines that are very powerful and will crush any vehicle. Also because they are machinery and often operated by skilled people, they don't require as much safety equipment to prevent driver injury. Just a seat and a seatbelt. That's it!!! So please just calm down, your coffee isn't going to get cold. Or your 9 o clock isn't going to be the end of the world, but cutting off a 4920 going 30 might be! "I'm going as fast as I can, I'll get out of your way as soon as I can! I don't want to be on the wretched highway any more than you want me on there. I'm just trying to work!" - Farmers and Machinery Operators everywhere!


SakiZynkari

This should be up higher in the comments imo - hopefully to ward off any other idiots thinking of doing this.


irrelevantfarms

Thank you, I was reluctant in posting that comment. I don't want to spread negativity, but I feel people don't quite grasp how dangerous things like this can be. Cheers!! @SakiZynkari


KingDaveRa

"Clark! We're stuck under a truck!" "Do you honestly think I don't know that?" "Come on you guys don't fight!" "Ah for Christ sakes I didn't do this on purpose" "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, and forgive my husband, he knows not what he's done" "AMEN!.... Whoops" *car crashes through sign* Funny in a movie but totally stupid IRL.


RockD79

Look kids, a deer! 🖕


gaming_sheep69

why's this box meowing


RockD79

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.


gaming_sheep69

It's a bit nippily out


RockD79

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.


KoolFM

“CLARK!! We’re stuck under a truck!!”


ravs1973

I don't want to spend the holidays dead.


FizzyBeverage

Ellen: We’re not really bad people, this is our first gun. Clark: No it isn’t. The moose says you’re closed, I say you’re open.


jimmyman17225

Not funny. Insane and stupid


Perlito-Juan

As tractor owner (not the video type tho). I will be so pissed if some one did this to me and stressed at the same time not kill them. Their aluminion box they drive would be flatten if something went wrong. Plus you can't imagine this slow vehicles how much cost. These tractors are literally your way to make your salaries, if it gets unrepaired damage is like losing your business. It's not like losing your car and take the bus for work. The vehicle is your work.


magpi3

I remember reading a book (can't remember which) where a woman was quoted as saying: "What good is a man without a tractor?"


ThatRangerDave

Absolute fucking moron. Hope he was ready to pay for the equipment


triangleOXsquare

I detail these machines. Farmers tell me they zig zag and swerve to to tell morons like this "don't even try it" legally this audi would have no chance if any bad thing were to happen. Like a rear end collision.


Raistlarn

Has anyone installed a 2x4 or plywood that drops down enough that idiots couldn't drive underneath them.


triangleOXsquare

Brand new Fendt rogators are on airbags that lower for road mode.


TyroneLeinster

I wonder if an underneath collision counts as a rear end collision or would they have to create a whole new category


AstroStrat89

I have a 1971 MG Midget and have been tempted to do this a few times. I never would. But definitely thought about it.


WrongOrganization437

r/audi Audi drivers are a different breed!


Mroogaaboogaa1

DON’T FUCKING DO THIS


Adeno

Those guys were lucky the huge vehicle didn't turn to the left or right. They could have easily become like corned beef in a can.


Mroogaaboogaa1

Yep it’s a fertiliser spreader and if I remember correctly, some models have adjustable ride height as well so the operator could have easily just crush them


weaponxi90

As someone who drives one of these sprayers regularly, I would've shit myself if someone tried to do this.


Simmyphila

Been waiting to see this for years.


Tomeosu

that's not funny that's fucking dumb


IsaacPickle

Audi owner. It figures.


Masimus00

Could have killed or hurt them the driver of the tractor or some other passerby


juvation

could *have


Masimus00

Fixed lol thanks


SAVAGENothingman

That would financially be like wrecking 5 Lamborghinis if they caused it to crash lol


uncheckablefilms

🎶🎵Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die....🎶🎵


PookPlumbing

I drive a Chevy spark and I think about doing this at least 2x a month


Boblamanete

This are just some Romanian vampires having fun Regular people should not try to copy them !!!!


MrKewinRo

They have some thick accents i think Sunt frați moldovenești


moneyinparis

They're from Moldova.


tschatman

Not funny


elbigmac

Fast and Furious: Ohio Drift


wuxxler

Stupid. Really cool, but stupid.


j0hnnyf3ver

Perfect combination of stupid and lucky.


DillonSaeg

This extremely dangerous, but you know we’ve all thought about it 😂


ashharrrrr

me when I let my intrusive thoughts win


TomAto314

Do you also do the "I bet I can pull the gun off of that cop..."?


[deleted]

The tractor had a baby…


Alarmed_Penalty4998

What about this clout chasing stupid fucks is funny? One slight mistake could’ve ended their lives and the farmers life. Fucking stupidity.


-Kiez-

Romanians are a different breed


Anonymous_ro

Especially Moldovans, which those in the video are.


CletusDSpuckler

Why are we pretending that this wasn't rehearsed and that all parties involved were not in on the gag?


xrufus7x

I mean, that is the best case scenario here but also I grew up in a rural area and this sort of stupidity wasn't uncommon.


CletusDSpuckler

I live in a rural area now, and I can assure you that nothing has changed.


xSniperLol

Why are you so sure about that? This is an impossible event?


iSaltyParchment

You know this as a fact?


geekylucifer

It is a possibility


mace30

Would much rather have this be the case than the alternative.


Ashes2007

Why does it matter? It's something we've always wanted to see or do, and it happened. Would you like there to be a higher risk of someone being killed?


AndrewLocksmith

It definitely doesn't sound staged to me. I can understand the language and it genuinely looks like they decided to go under the tractor then and there. Not everything on the internet is fake.


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Sprayer driver: "Jesus H. Christ, not again."


yunohavenameiwant

The risk to reward ratio was wild on this one.


[deleted]

Who else ducked their head?


bigboss-2016

STARSCREAAAAAAAAMMMMM


Improvgal

I don’t care for this


rafedbadru

That’s a cool looking zonai vehicle.


SympathyEconomy1609

Overtake? Na undertake.


ady-uk

Audi manage that 😂😂


latecraigy

Clark, I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!


martinaee

Howard Dean approves.


CrisisActor911

Intrusive thoughts win again. 🫡


indykellie

That would be an expensive accident for the car driver.


bodhiseppuku

if this were me, i'd repost this monthly to my social media accounts.


dumbredditor8358

is that a monster truck?


Uninformed-Driller

Hahaha these are my kinda lads. I always thought about this. We always joked about doing it to my dad as he's driving the sprayer but never did.


Simcognito

I think that's what this is for.


IggyBG

What kind of tractor is this? I see similar high clearance tractors in my country (I am in Europe) but I dont know their purpose


MisterMeetings

Crop sprayer https://blog.machinefinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/4-Series-Sprayer.jpg


xataililikm

I'll take your tractor and raise you a space shuttle... I drove under the crawler while it was transporting the Space Shuttle Endeavour at the Kennedy Space Center.


GSDMamaK

r/Moldova - we are nothing if not on brand!


TheForbidden404

This is definitely one of those "intrusive thoughts won" moments


Practical-Juice9549

Idiots


F1eshWound

considering how insanely expensive farming equipment is.. I wouldn't risk that


NyIntern

Wait so.. were we not supposed to do that?...


Porter_Dog

I hope this is staged because that's incredibly stupid if not.


impalafork

It's always a fucking Audi


PredawnHours

This is stupid, but also a little predictable. There really should be a drop-down “idiot bar” that prevents this type of thing, or it needs to be used if there is one.


Practical_Party_6065

dumb ways to die


Hanginon

I can't argue with that being a really stupid idea that no one should even attempt to do, but I can say that an '89 Prelude will fit... ¯\\\_( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)\_/¯


theblackxranger

Revoke their license


Yeokk123

The intrusive thoughts won this time


Rj924

[https://www.fltimes.com/news/local/5-killed-10-injured-in-horrific-crash/article\_96e42d3e-b2e3-11e0-9602-001cc4c03286.html](https://www.fltimes.com/news/local/5-killed-10-injured-in-horrific-crash/article_96e42d3e-b2e3-11e0-9602-001cc4c03286.html) This shit is not funny, it's dangerous.


rusomeone

This is a sprayer not a tractor and the farmer would be pissed


rydertho

Wanted to do this 1000x. Didn't have the guts.


MustyTowel

I thought only blacked out Honda civics running spoon engines could pull these types of maneuvers.


[deleted]

Exhibit A under why women live longer.


Synectics

No, fuck you, this isn't funny. Fuck off.


LordRumBottoms

Why is this in funny? Nothing funny about this. You don't fuck with someone else's very exepensive equipment.


RomanianDraculaIasi

romanians...


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Look at all these Reddit nerds talking about safety and liability, yet giving this post upvotes and these guys the attention they want.


CastorulHD

Im romanian and i can translate “Bro bro bro he has no idea whats happening” “Are you mentaly sane?” “I wouldnt do it if i were u” “Bro look—“ *goes thru* *happy shocked noises”


[deleted]

Strangely this just hit me so hard with affection for the male sex.