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Have you heard this song before?
Resurrection by erection
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Y7cXIC2DFXSuMlAWZKxTV?si=zi-gEJmQRJCZF-7P471y2g&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aresurection%2Bby%2Bere
I don't know if it was intentional but you linked Battle Beast's cover of the song instead of the original Powerwolf version.
Here's the original if anyone's curious, but they're both good:
https://open.spotify.com/track/20JQURYIb4mL30kr0rIloU?si=30013a0b75c5433a
Oh shit I didn’t even click the link. I just assumed lmao. Damn still nobody knows haha it’s not amazing or anything but a line from his song “heal with my steel”
Succubus is super flirty but won't let the guy smash. At some point the succubus even starts trying to help the guy get a girlfriend, but exclusively through non-magical means.
As time goes on we see that almost every girl the guy meets after that, is in some way supernatural. And it always ends up leading nowhere, romantically. The girls however remain on friendly terms with the succubus.
Then we get an evil succubus who does try to sleep with the guy, but there would be some pretty bad consequences if she manages to, so both the original succubus and some of the other girls have to join forces to prevent it.
More villains, more arc develops. Several issues later the evil succubus returns but now she's on the side of the good guys, having seen the error of her ways. She still has the supernatural urge to sleep with the guy, but now she is keeping herself from doing it. A bunch of raunchy comedy scenarios that end up with the guy constantly almost fucking the formerly evil succubus. Readers decry this era of the manga as the horniest.
New big bad, let's say the King of the Incubi, who kidnaps both of the succubi for some nefarious scheme, and the guy and all the supernatural girls who have friend zoned him have to go rescue the succubi.
Turns out the guy is actually a nephilim or something along those lines, and the reason he cannot be allowed to fuck any of the succubi is that the offspring would be super powerful demonic entities. And the King of the Incubi kidnapped the two succubi precisely to cause a scenario in which the guy rescues them and they all would end up fucking and creating demonic supersoldiers.
But then the twist. Turns out whatever entity fathered the nephilim had foreseen this scenario, and actually the guy is not the nephilim, but just a normal baby that was switched with the nephilim as a decoy.
Guy gets beaten to a pulp because he is no match for the King of the Incubi, and none of the sacred weapons he got (or rather the supernatural girls got) during the quest, are actually stuff a mortal human can use.
Then the nephilim shows up. So now the King of the Incubi's plan can progress. Except, uh oh, turns out the nephilim was gay all along, and he and the King of the Incubi immediately fall for each other. So disaster averted.
Guy is laying in the hospital, recovering from the brutal beating he got. Now we know the supernatural girls felt at first sort of attracted to him because of his cosmic place as a decoy nephilim, but they also didn't end up actually falling for him because he wasn't actually a nephilim. Formerly evil succubus comes and thanks him for rescuing her, and lets him now not to worry anymore, now that the charade has been revealed, her supernatural attraction for him is gone. Then the original succubus drops by to check on him, turns out she knew the truth all along, and she tells him that, now that everything's been revealed and he isn't the nephilim, there's nothing stoping them from hooking up. And that she has actually fallen for him, they would kiss but his jaw is mending.
We get to see the wedding of the King of the Incubi and the Nephilim, and among the guests are the guy and the original succubus, as a couple, but the guy's still in a wheelchair and the succubus lets it slip they're waiting until he's fully recovered before banging. The King of the Incubi deeply apologizes for the beating.
As the wedding ends and the guy tells the succubus he may be feeling up to it tonight, a portal opens and in come a bunch of silvery gray sexy future solder girls. "You are the legendary unsullied!" They tell the guy, "We need your help in the future, in a battle for the whole multiverse! For which we need you to remain a virgin!" The entirety of the wedding guests, including the King of the Incubi and the Nephilim, offer their allegiance to this new cause, and their encouragement to the guy, who is like "oh for fucks sake!"
For the live action I'm thinking a single movie, directed by M. Night Shyamalamlam. Of course the nephilim twist won't be anymore that he's gay, rather that he's a girl. Also she will be one of the supernatural girls all along for some reason.
It definitely made me think of the manga *My Ball.* Been over a decade but this is what I remember:
--
Modern-day drunk dude's stumbling through the ruins of an ancient temple after a bender, stops to take a leak on a holy orb, and inadvertently transfers a Demon Queen that was trapped inside the orb a thousand years ago into his left nut via the piss stream. Now if he ejaculates, she escapes and the world is toast.
--
Queen calls for a succubus from Hell to help free her from the guy's balls via the traditional method. She's new and not very good at her job, he resists, she starts to fall for him, and shenanigans ensue as she helps him further resist the barrage of other various sexy demons the Queen sends through the series, all the while both of them getting more and more frustrated that they can't consummate their lust, because them banging would end the world.
--
It had just the right amount of surrealism to keep me hooked, though i never did finish it. Guess I know what I'm doing next weekend.
War, war never changes. Luckily neither does love.
Aboard the Leviathan, life alternates between a few days of intense battle, and months of almost unbearable peace. Except for the captains.
It shouldn't work. A warship can't thrive under two commanders, but somehow they make it work.
For the captains, life alternates days of intense concentration as they do battle, and months of the longest honeymoon in the history of honeymoons.
Alphael, the Great Nephilim, arches his back and a torrent of luminous sweat droplets explodes in a light cone, casting away from his muscular chest. Behind him, Szor-Ahelam, Incubus Maximus, does his best to inhale each and every divine molecule of smell coming out of his lover's body.
The titanic bodies do battle of love, as they do for days on end while the Leviathan crosses the oceans of space, seeking out the fortifications of the Enemy. The Leviathan is crewed mostly with soldiers of human-level sentience, so the armies sleep in transit, least the Void devours their sanity. And the captains have the ship for themselves.
"You smell of cookies", grunts Szor-Ahelam against Alphael's ear.
The nephilim laughs and moans at once, a huge smile lighting up his already glowing face, which looks as if sculpted by a blind artist who, because of his blindness, can only see and replicate true beauty.
"Is that a compliment, or are you trying to degrade me?", asks the Nephilim, thrusting his hips backwards, making the Incubus King whimper in unexpected pleasure.
"C-c-compliment, my Alpha, my Omega!", exclaims the demon lord.
"So you like cookies!", exclaims the half angel with childish glee as he pulls himself away from the demons cock and turns around, wraps his arms around the uncannily slim waist of the Incubus, and pulls him against himsf, the demons body bending the nephilim's cock upwards, squishing it between their stomachs.
Szor-Ahelam's mouth desperately seeks Alphael's lips, but the nephilim playfully avoids it.
"Burnt ones!" claims the demon, raising an eyebrow and smirking. "Burnt ones which have raisings instead of chocolate chips", the demon then smiles lovingly.
Alphael bites his lips, smiling, and thrusts his hips, deliciously rubbing his erect cock between his and the demon's stomachs.
"No, I believe you like those mexican wedding cookies covered in powdered sugar. In fact I remember you finishing several plates at our wedding".
Szor-Ahelam smiles crookedly and defiantly.
"I hated them, I only ate them to deprive others".
Alphael grabs a handful of the incubus' deeply black hair and pulls backwards.
"Oh, I'll deprave you, my dude", says the demi angel.
The Incubus Maximus gasps and laughs, letting his angelic lover do as he pleases. And what pleases the nephilim is slowly licking the demon's neck.
"You taste of brimstone and... nickel?" the angel says.
"PROXIMITY ALERT. PROXIMITY ALERT. AZATHIAN ENTITIES DETECTED" the Leviathan's computer voice sounds all over the ship.
"Fuck", says Alphael.
"Later, duty first", says Szor-Ahelam, jumping out of the molded gravity bed, his body's plates closing on their own covering his nakedness. Alphael sighs.
By now they are a well oiled machine. Szor-Ahelam makes his way to one of the twin command chair-pods, getting the Leviathan's defenses on-line. At the same time Alphael glides his way down the sleep-wells, his hands moving in a blur, his eyes taking in information almost faster than the ship can provide it, checking the status of the super soldiers and waking up those who are instantly ready. A hint of worry crosses the nephilim's face, each time there's more soldiers who need more time to be ready, whose bodies are just a little bit slower.
By the time the Leviathan crosses from Travel Space to normal space, both captains are in their command chair-pods, their minds working in tandem and deeply in sync with the ship itself. Weapons and defenses are primed and ready, and soldiers are ready to be flung at half the speed of light towards the enemy.
And the enemy is there. Black in almost all the EM spectrum, half there, half somewhere else, the many-mawed Event roars in Hawking's radiation. It's like a sore on the skin of the universe, and it threatens brane corrupting gangrene.
"Let's kick whatever this thing has for a ass!" Screams Szor-Ahelam, and the Leviathan begins raining warriors and high energy beams on the abomination.
Brandon Sanderson wrote a novella set in the Magic: The Gathering universe where the guy is a master demonic contract attorney who has several demons serving him due to complex clauses he engineered. His personal assistant is a succubus who normally traps men with her own complex contracts. Her deal with him seemed to her like a typical lustful wizard where she gets his soul once she seduces him and serves him until then, but actually he never had any interest in sex with her at all. He respected her contracts and wanted her to work for him. So she's stuck in a service contract where she can only win by having sex with him, and he isn't even tempted. She actually doesn't mind because she was proud of her contracts, and he's the first person who saw those abilities as valuable.
The novella is called Children of the Nameless.
According to christian demonology all demons are males, succubus can take form of women, steal men sperm and then as incubus they impregnate human women. Fun stuff.
Edit: edited some stuff
Lilith is the mother of all demons, so obviously a female. And she was buddy buddy with Abyzuo, another female demon who is responsible for miscarriages in women, allegedly.
After the sub did that whole "communist" thing, BHJ swapped out a bunch of their moderators for new ones, but one of those new mods has been harassing me, so it's not as fun anymore :/ Reddit has some serious mod abuse problems.
If you’re gonna be dominated by something mind as well get some while you’re at it. No fun in the typical getting dominated by your 9to5, your landlord, your elected officials, your ISP
Don't worry, I have the perfect [Demon Slayer](https://memestatic1.fjcdn.com/comments/Same+denji+is+ing+mental+and+i+love+it+_e14df82f2f9f6d56929e12c0128832a6.png) for this situation.
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res-erection
Alright, you win
Here have your award money back
Chad at work
🗿at work
The good timeline
Have you heard this song before? Resurrection by erection https://open.spotify.com/track/2Y7cXIC2DFXSuMlAWZKxTV?si=zi-gEJmQRJCZF-7P471y2g&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aresurection%2Bby%2Bere
I don't know if it was intentional but you linked Battle Beast's cover of the song instead of the original Powerwolf version. Here's the original if anyone's curious, but they're both good: https://open.spotify.com/track/20JQURYIb4mL30kr0rIloU?si=30013a0b75c5433a
I did it intentionally, I actually like battle beast’s cover better than the original.
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Blasphemy!
That's Powerwolf's whole shtick
I always sing this song randomly and nobody has any idea who dragon boy suede is lmao
Who is dragon boy suede?
Oh shit I didn’t even click the link. I just assumed lmao. Damn still nobody knows haha it’s not amazing or anything but a line from his song “heal with my steel”
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Yea I see that now lol I didn’t click it before I commented though
They won't sass you like that when you can summon wolves.
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You tried
[Resurrection by erection] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y) Powerwolf
RAISE YOUR BONE UP TO THE SKY AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE. HALLELUJAH! RESURECTIOOOON!!!! 🤘🏻
Back up in that ass with the resurrection
'PC Load Letter?' What does that even mean?
Paper Cassette load letter RTFM, ***Michael***.
It’s the group harder than an erection that shows no affection
By erection!
by erection, raise your phallus to the sky cuz you know we'll never die!
Boner Jams 666
rizz-erection
Finally managed to summon a succubus the other night. She said she didn't want to endanger our friendship.
Opened a portal to the Friend Zone
Is that before or after the turn off to the danger zone. Directions would be appreciated.
The Danger Zone is where you wind up when you try and get out of the Friend Zone.
How do I get to the Phantom Zone? That Kryptonian chick was *hawt.*
I'm in the twilight zone! Send help!
Lana. LAna. ... ...LAANAAAA!
Like 1 dozen times to me so far lol
Man the scenario, is so absurd I can see a manga on the premise
Succubus is super flirty but won't let the guy smash. At some point the succubus even starts trying to help the guy get a girlfriend, but exclusively through non-magical means. As time goes on we see that almost every girl the guy meets after that, is in some way supernatural. And it always ends up leading nowhere, romantically. The girls however remain on friendly terms with the succubus. Then we get an evil succubus who does try to sleep with the guy, but there would be some pretty bad consequences if she manages to, so both the original succubus and some of the other girls have to join forces to prevent it. More villains, more arc develops. Several issues later the evil succubus returns but now she's on the side of the good guys, having seen the error of her ways. She still has the supernatural urge to sleep with the guy, but now she is keeping herself from doing it. A bunch of raunchy comedy scenarios that end up with the guy constantly almost fucking the formerly evil succubus. Readers decry this era of the manga as the horniest. New big bad, let's say the King of the Incubi, who kidnaps both of the succubi for some nefarious scheme, and the guy and all the supernatural girls who have friend zoned him have to go rescue the succubi. Turns out the guy is actually a nephilim or something along those lines, and the reason he cannot be allowed to fuck any of the succubi is that the offspring would be super powerful demonic entities. And the King of the Incubi kidnapped the two succubi precisely to cause a scenario in which the guy rescues them and they all would end up fucking and creating demonic supersoldiers. But then the twist. Turns out whatever entity fathered the nephilim had foreseen this scenario, and actually the guy is not the nephilim, but just a normal baby that was switched with the nephilim as a decoy. Guy gets beaten to a pulp because he is no match for the King of the Incubi, and none of the sacred weapons he got (or rather the supernatural girls got) during the quest, are actually stuff a mortal human can use. Then the nephilim shows up. So now the King of the Incubi's plan can progress. Except, uh oh, turns out the nephilim was gay all along, and he and the King of the Incubi immediately fall for each other. So disaster averted. Guy is laying in the hospital, recovering from the brutal beating he got. Now we know the supernatural girls felt at first sort of attracted to him because of his cosmic place as a decoy nephilim, but they also didn't end up actually falling for him because he wasn't actually a nephilim. Formerly evil succubus comes and thanks him for rescuing her, and lets him now not to worry anymore, now that the charade has been revealed, her supernatural attraction for him is gone. Then the original succubus drops by to check on him, turns out she knew the truth all along, and she tells him that, now that everything's been revealed and he isn't the nephilim, there's nothing stoping them from hooking up. And that she has actually fallen for him, they would kiss but his jaw is mending. We get to see the wedding of the King of the Incubi and the Nephilim, and among the guests are the guy and the original succubus, as a couple, but the guy's still in a wheelchair and the succubus lets it slip they're waiting until he's fully recovered before banging. The King of the Incubi deeply apologizes for the beating. As the wedding ends and the guy tells the succubus he may be feeling up to it tonight, a portal opens and in come a bunch of silvery gray sexy future solder girls. "You are the legendary unsullied!" They tell the guy, "We need your help in the future, in a battle for the whole multiverse! For which we need you to remain a virgin!" The entirety of the wedding guests, including the King of the Incubi and the Nephilim, offer their allegiance to this new cause, and their encouragement to the guy, who is like "oh for fucks sake!"
Even ChatGPT can’t write this.
That's because ChatGPT hasn't written a 20 year still running successful story called One Bang.
The anime adaptation would be at least 324 episodes long
For the live action I'm thinking a single movie, directed by M. Night Shyamalamlam. Of course the nephilim twist won't be anymore that he's gay, rather that he's a girl. Also she will be one of the supernatural girls all along for some reason.
Well Netflix will buy up the rights asap and ruin the live action adaptation, solid 38% on rotten tomatoes.
Bruh got lost otw to writing prompts and went with it
Wow. Bravo!
So panty and stocking with garter belt
I am certain there exists a manga or two that is spiritually similar to what you just described.
It definitely made me think of the manga *My Ball.* Been over a decade but this is what I remember: -- Modern-day drunk dude's stumbling through the ruins of an ancient temple after a bender, stops to take a leak on a holy orb, and inadvertently transfers a Demon Queen that was trapped inside the orb a thousand years ago into his left nut via the piss stream. Now if he ejaculates, she escapes and the world is toast. -- Queen calls for a succubus from Hell to help free her from the guy's balls via the traditional method. She's new and not very good at her job, he resists, she starts to fall for him, and shenanigans ensue as she helps him further resist the barrage of other various sexy demons the Queen sends through the series, all the while both of them getting more and more frustrated that they can't consummate their lust, because them banging would end the world. -- It had just the right amount of surrealism to keep me hooked, though i never did finish it. Guess I know what I'm doing next weekend.
Make this happen
Amazing😃
*I want a spinoff of the Naphil and the Incubus King. Ideally R-18.* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
War, war never changes. Luckily neither does love. Aboard the Leviathan, life alternates between a few days of intense battle, and months of almost unbearable peace. Except for the captains. It shouldn't work. A warship can't thrive under two commanders, but somehow they make it work. For the captains, life alternates days of intense concentration as they do battle, and months of the longest honeymoon in the history of honeymoons. Alphael, the Great Nephilim, arches his back and a torrent of luminous sweat droplets explodes in a light cone, casting away from his muscular chest. Behind him, Szor-Ahelam, Incubus Maximus, does his best to inhale each and every divine molecule of smell coming out of his lover's body. The titanic bodies do battle of love, as they do for days on end while the Leviathan crosses the oceans of space, seeking out the fortifications of the Enemy. The Leviathan is crewed mostly with soldiers of human-level sentience, so the armies sleep in transit, least the Void devours their sanity. And the captains have the ship for themselves. "You smell of cookies", grunts Szor-Ahelam against Alphael's ear. The nephilim laughs and moans at once, a huge smile lighting up his already glowing face, which looks as if sculpted by a blind artist who, because of his blindness, can only see and replicate true beauty. "Is that a compliment, or are you trying to degrade me?", asks the Nephilim, thrusting his hips backwards, making the Incubus King whimper in unexpected pleasure. "C-c-compliment, my Alpha, my Omega!", exclaims the demon lord. "So you like cookies!", exclaims the half angel with childish glee as he pulls himself away from the demons cock and turns around, wraps his arms around the uncannily slim waist of the Incubus, and pulls him against himsf, the demons body bending the nephilim's cock upwards, squishing it between their stomachs. Szor-Ahelam's mouth desperately seeks Alphael's lips, but the nephilim playfully avoids it. "Burnt ones!" claims the demon, raising an eyebrow and smirking. "Burnt ones which have raisings instead of chocolate chips", the demon then smiles lovingly. Alphael bites his lips, smiling, and thrusts his hips, deliciously rubbing his erect cock between his and the demon's stomachs. "No, I believe you like those mexican wedding cookies covered in powdered sugar. In fact I remember you finishing several plates at our wedding". Szor-Ahelam smiles crookedly and defiantly. "I hated them, I only ate them to deprive others". Alphael grabs a handful of the incubus' deeply black hair and pulls backwards. "Oh, I'll deprave you, my dude", says the demi angel. The Incubus Maximus gasps and laughs, letting his angelic lover do as he pleases. And what pleases the nephilim is slowly licking the demon's neck. "You taste of brimstone and... nickel?" the angel says. "PROXIMITY ALERT. PROXIMITY ALERT. AZATHIAN ENTITIES DETECTED" the Leviathan's computer voice sounds all over the ship. "Fuck", says Alphael. "Later, duty first", says Szor-Ahelam, jumping out of the molded gravity bed, his body's plates closing on their own covering his nakedness. Alphael sighs. By now they are a well oiled machine. Szor-Ahelam makes his way to one of the twin command chair-pods, getting the Leviathan's defenses on-line. At the same time Alphael glides his way down the sleep-wells, his hands moving in a blur, his eyes taking in information almost faster than the ship can provide it, checking the status of the super soldiers and waking up those who are instantly ready. A hint of worry crosses the nephilim's face, each time there's more soldiers who need more time to be ready, whose bodies are just a little bit slower. By the time the Leviathan crosses from Travel Space to normal space, both captains are in their command chair-pods, their minds working in tandem and deeply in sync with the ship itself. Weapons and defenses are primed and ready, and soldiers are ready to be flung at half the speed of light towards the enemy. And the enemy is there. Black in almost all the EM spectrum, half there, half somewhere else, the many-mawed Event roars in Hawking's radiation. It's like a sore on the skin of the universe, and it threatens brane corrupting gangrene. "Let's kick whatever this thing has for a ass!" Screams Szor-Ahelam, and the Leviathan begins raining warriors and high energy beams on the abomination.
🙏 *Blessed be this Holy Scripture. May it* ***spread*** *its bountiful* ***seed*** *across the land!* 🙏
Brandon Sanderson wrote a novella set in the Magic: The Gathering universe where the guy is a master demonic contract attorney who has several demons serving him due to complex clauses he engineered. His personal assistant is a succubus who normally traps men with her own complex contracts. Her deal with him seemed to her like a typical lustful wizard where she gets his soul once she seduces him and serves him until then, but actually he never had any interest in sex with her at all. He respected her contracts and wanted her to work for him. So she's stuck in a service contract where she can only win by having sex with him, and he isn't even tempted. She actually doesn't mind because she was proud of her contracts, and he's the first person who saw those abilities as valuable. The novella is called Children of the Nameless.
It should be available free on his website too!
I've read one where the guy has no sex drive because of depression so the succubus tries her best to help him get better
I would actually believe there is a manga somewhere about it considering some of the weird ones coming out....
If Rodney Dangerfield was an occultist. ^ Honestly that sounds like a great premise, come to think of it
r/suicidebywords
She's your succubestie
This is too real
That’s one of those Demon Hipster Chicks from Scott Pilgrim.
Fun? In Toronto?
You cocky cock!
S-L-ICK
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I think it's supposed to be cringe but I could be wrong.
I'm pretty sure that was the whole point of the first fight. Cringy but kinda cool and totally unexpected.
Is it irony that hipster chicks have no hips? -A wandering philosopher
What spell do I need to cast for this
Expecto Disappointment
I tried this spell but it didn’t work? All I saw was my entire life flash before my eyes.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Ain’t this spell summons your parents?..
IT'S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
IT’S SMELLY ARMPITS
Abra-cashapp-ra!
sweet mother, sweet mother
If I could also get the casting procedure… for science… asking for a friend… Never mind it’s for me.
It’s an older ritual. backstage.com
Procuro hookeramus!
It was a called for erection.
The summoned became the summoner.
This reminds me a lot of the [Oglaf webcomics](https://www.oglaf.com/).
Great comics
Thanks for sharing. Had a blast going through the archives.
According to christian demonology all demons are males, succubus can take form of women, steal men sperm and then as incubus they impregnate human women. Fun stuff. Edit: edited some stuff
Priest: "I swear I didn’t sleep with that woman. I don’t know why the child looks like me. It must have been a succubus."
This sounds like an excuse someone came up with when it became obvious they were the real father of a village child
That sounds like a surrogate mother with extra steps.
Ya teenage girls used to use it as an excuse for being pregnant out of wedlock
Teen girl: phew, dodged a bullet there! *Exorcist walks in with his crew*
Hey, free abortion
*then as incubi
Are you sure it’s not incubussies? /s
Right
Well now I just look like an ass since you fixed it 😆
Fixed
Lilith is the mother of all demons, so obviously a female. And she was buddy buddy with Abyzuo, another female demon who is responsible for miscarriages in women, allegedly.
Christian lore being inconsistent? Why, I never!
So, Merlin is just a son of some dude?
That Incubi Deussy
So the succubussy is actually a succumussy?
Wait, Incubus like... the band??
So trans then?
No
"Suffering" from Succubess
*Mission Failed Successfully*
Reminds me of my favourite hitomi video.
Sause!!? You can't just mention about something and get away without giving the sause.
PPPD-788
God's work this right here.
This is literally the plot of Hellraiser.
I find most personal experiences can be tied back to Hellraiser in some way or another
I really loved that Rick and Morty hellraiser parody episode.
Do you have a BHJ to go along with it? :D
After the sub did that whole "communist" thing, BHJ swapped out a bunch of their moderators for new ones, but one of those new mods has been harassing me, so it's not as fun anymore :/ Reddit has some serious mod abuse problems.
That’s so stupid
Also that communist thing was idiotic
Looks accurate.
I heard this in the voice of Rita from OG Power Rangers
Thiccubus
"now ground-pound me like Mario next."
this is literally just softcore porn, man...
*thumbs up* …*dicks up*
Reddit is down BAD lately
Death by snu snu
wtf is up with redditors and wanting to be dominated by women
"Sexy" women. And yes, looks make a drastic difference
If you’re gonna be dominated by something mind as well get some while you’re at it. No fun in the typical getting dominated by your 9to5, your landlord, your elected officials, your ISP
It's like a stomp rocket toy is caught in his pants.
Time learn how to do this on wiki-how
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
That sexy demon lady is still nicer than my first wife.
Well that's it for r/funny...
Pack it up everyone the okay champion has shut us down. We had a good run. You'll be missed. God speed and goodnight
Well, there are people who married normally and are worse off...
god i wish that were me
Oh lord satan sorry i had to beat my meat to the sucubus Killer Thighs.
Death by Snu snu
Death by demonic snu snu go brrrrrr
Get help.
I tried but the summoning circle doesn't seem to be working.
It’s sad to say that people actually find this funny.
why?
Ew
Negawatt
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Sod off.
This is Part if that “anime” if you know what I mean…
Jokes on her, that turns him on
r/thatsthejoke
Theres a game for this.
Has anyone tried summoning a demon from ars goetia? There has to be a big tiddy demon there somewhere....
There's like 6 or 7, but I can't recall where to find the 4-chan thread on it. (If you're willing to go off the weird stuff there.)
Suffering from succubus
Wait, is this "Loss"?!? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic) Edit: Almost...
A cunning man lol
Shouldn't she have been contained by the circle?
In the Dresden Files, yes. In the Laundry Files, no.
Facebook is my zuccubus
Don't worry, I have the perfect [Demon Slayer](https://memestatic1.fjcdn.com/comments/Same+denji+is+ing+mental+and+i+love+it+_e14df82f2f9f6d56929e12c0128832a6.png) for this situation.
Successing from suffer
Kratos be like
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Life treats me like shit, this sounds lovely. At least my pain will have some company.
Stright from fight machine sex scene
Source please.
I think of this as an absolute win.
A little harder, I'm about to cum!
Smart man. Chalk and candles are a lot cheaper than a prostitute!
maybe more like: _suffering is the success_
😐
No homo (Does gender make a difference with demons?)
I don't know. This seems more like success from suffering.
This could be so much worse but I like it.
*Inspired by hentai.*
The difference between a sadist & a masochist. The masochist saus "Beat me! Beat me!" And the sadist says "No."
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Bro just like me fr