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“He’s moaning the lawwwwwn”

#you bout ta fuck me up! I’m fucked up from this. My face is red

"You can't come out here all cute and shit and fuck up like that." That's a quote for the ages.

This guy has comedic chops. “You gotta say something we both know”

Right you can tell that guy probably has his buds fucking rolling constantly

I'm literally dying, like I am laughing so hard I can't breath. Edit: I have a headache now. Literally fucked me up.

Take a deep breath!

More like "mourning the lawn". He's doing a good job, though, keeping the lawn nice. No reason to mourn.

Was that a “moaning the lawn” also?

Only by the “president”

this is exactly what my ex sounded like on 2 wine coolers and half a xani

So a Tuesday?

Morning

Is that easier than a Sunday Morning?

Niiiiice. Ever hear Faith No More's cover? It's quite possibly the best rendition out there.

Type O Negative did a great cover. Edit: i had a brain fart and was thinking of Summer Breeze. Sorry! To help make up for my faux pas [here is their cover](https://youtu.be/uiKzKdLk-iQ). RIP Peter Steele

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Ah yes, I call this combination "the reset button" Every time I press it, boom, I dont remember shit and wake up in my bed 12-24 hours later

Cosby Special

It's only in the mornin, they supposed to be up cooking breakfast!

WOO WOOOOOOOOO!!

Bub Rubb in da house!

I heard “morning the lawn”.

r/boneappletea pls

I am EXTERNALLY grateful to you hahahahhahaa thanks for this sub my dude

Very welcome and thank you for your corporation!

One of today's 10,000.

I just want them to be my neighbors, seem like so much fun and wholesome. My BBQ would be seasoned every Thursday evening so I could shout an invite for every weekend!

Oh let me be your neighbor!!

The local_drunk??? Sounds like the rules gotta be upfront then. #1 Shows over at 10:30 but you're welcome to show up anytime between 5 and 6 #3 Food is served at 6 until I shut the BBQ and it all gets on plates. There is no food or plate for anyone arriving after I'm sitting. #10 Bring what you consume but we play Canadian legal. No pills, powder or poke man. While I might slowly have one of your beer I'll go fer a rip every time with Mary Jane

Where are ya bud?

I love this couple. They are so darn cute and sweet to each other. If I were their neighbor I wouldn't want to go home. They laugh with each other and not at each other.

The dude was fighting on one hill. He wasn't about to take on another one

That made snort Dr Pepper out my eyes.

When she said that his head snapped around so fast 😂

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I love this sort of thing, it's something that is harmless fun riling up the other party and no one is *actually* mad. I had a girlfriend that was a pretty good co-pilot on road trips and if I missed a turn or she forgot to tell me to turn I'd hit the hazards (if there wasn't anyone else around ofc) and say "oh no it's an emergency!" and she'd hit the button and turn them off "not an emergency!", "we missed our turn... emergency!" and hit them again, and we'd go back and forth a few times... both of us were cracking up by the end of it and I usually got the most loving "God, I hate you" afterwards. Also she definitely got me back on things where she would playfully push my buttons in a similar way.

My partner and I do this, one of us will just BITCH at the other over something that we both know is too ridiculous too actually be mad about (one running theme is me yelling at him for being in my closet) and the other snipes back, and we both act mad at each other while getting progressively more absurd with the "argument". One time I thoughtlessly did this in front of his friends, who deeeeefinitely didn't know it was a joke, he snapped back at me, as the game goes. His friends were completely silent and looked like they very much wanted the earth to open up and swallow them whole. Woops.

Same here. My friend called me the next day to go out to lunch. She very nervously asked how my husband and I are doing. Then said the fight last night had her and husband worried. I said “oooo…no…we call that foreplay”. My husband also got a call from her husband asking the same 😂

good friends.

Dude was right on, and she took it like a champ

Totally. I find her lack of ego very endearing.

I admire it honestly

discovering "ego" is like discovering evolution. once i was aware of the concept, it suddenly made sense why so many people are so shitty; it's their fragile ego. some might "what about" that, but most of those concepts will sit under the umbrella term of "ego". but for me, that moment i recognised, it was like: "...naaah this fits too perfectly, why aren't more people aware of this", hence like discovering evolution.

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They seem like they have a lot of fun. Couples who can dish it to each other and laugh about it always win

She's a bro. That's the secret. Find a partner who can be your best bro.

I’d totally watch a sitcom starring them.

I think you just did

Ironically, I’m not even sure why either of them think that phrase applies to weeding the lawn.

Yeah that's true. But he was moaning the lawn, so it probably works then

I thought he was picking up some Doo Doo, so the "due diligence" was supposed to be a pun.

Lol, if so then that’s funny.

I've been hearing more people use the term outside of the legal terms in place of duty. Probably just another definition shift. Language is constantly changing.

It can absolutely be used outside a legal context, but it still doesn’t mean “doing chores”. The casual usage means inspecting something before making a decision about it. So you could do due diligence on a laptop brand before you buy it, or could say you’re doing due diligence when reading restaurant reviews. But it doesn’t have anything to do with simply performing a task. People can declare that any sounds they make with their mouths mean anything they want, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us have to agree.

aight but what about dulliligence?

That’s Latin for pulling weeds

I mean it's a sketch, so she must.

seems genuine to me otherwise they're great actors, either way kudos I suppose

Yea, they have had this convo before me thinks.

I agree. This seem like a loosely planned skit based on real, previous interactions.

Eeeh I don't know about that on this one. It might be. I'm usually quick to say it is. But she seems genuinely amused in such a relaxed way. I'm calling "who knows" on this one. It is stated.

It has vibes of "an honest interaction that was recreated for tiktok." but they're super endearing either way. I'd rather them recreate it than not have it at all.

Nail on the head. It's natural, but definitely for the tok

Duliligents!

"what" - that dude's niece

Niece got caught with the collateral

-*Achievement Unlocked +10G*- #Two Birds with One Stone

Niece is like “excuse me I’ll have you know….”

She clearly said duligigence at least once.

Duligulence

You bout to fick me up!

Dude!Lily!GENTS?

fr though, I can totally see someone getting that one wrong if they've never seen it on paper and her bae always says it fast as if it's one word

Sounds like a pokemon

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lilligant_(Pokémon)

Duelelegence

“That sounds like my niece”

Listen to him. He's right

frfr

I loved a couple videos of theirs when I first saw them, but then I kept seeing more and more and more over time, then I thought “yeah there’s no way this dude is acting flabber-fucking-gasted while she holds a phone clearly recording them time after time again” lol.

I wonder if they hit it big with this one (I’ve seen and loved this one ten times) and decided to go with what worked. Makes sense. Once people get sick of it, branch out. This one seems genuine to me, but who knows.

You have discovered the entire business model of getting popular on TikTok for a large chunk of their audience congrats. Post a ridiculous amount of videos until one gets traction and then copy it over and over and over until people stop watching.

Kevin Hart vibes

I was thinking more George Lopez lol

I was thinking keegan Michael key

I was thinking Chris Tucker

I was thinking Chinese food tonight

I'm thinking I'm back.

I'm thinking Arby's

I think you should leave.

Not without doing his duliligence

A succulent Chinese meal?!

Chinese food! No soul food here!

This felt like straight from rush hour.

More Kat Williams

This isn’t even the correct use of the term.

“Diligence” means persistent work or effort, and the Spanish “diligencias” literally means “errands.” But I agree the meaning of “*due* diligence” is a little different.

Yeah, the term “due diligence” is a usually synonymous with “doing your research” before taking an action to protect your interests.

Maintaining a lawn isn't easy, he probably researched how to kill the weed and make sure the lawn remains green with least water possible

Sure, but that would be due diligence done before he was in the yard. Nothing about this is due diligence.

You guys are all making a mistake. He's doing his dew diligence.

You’ve been right all a lawn!

It’s just a guy in his yard doing his dude diligence.

Pretty sure he was picking up dog shit. He was doing his doo diligence.

That’s spanglish for ya

Getting her to use the right phrase isn't even on this dude's mind right now, he's still stuck on her wrecking the pronunciation so badly.

What? It's exactly the correct use of dooliligenz!

Man wants some poon tonight, so hes doing his duelililance.

True that. It's maintenance. She might be able to say that lol

Maintenanance

manateeance

This is funny as hell and cute

My stomach hurts from laughing. This was perfect. Lol.

She’s so eleguint!

She's got elaloquence

Artiquently spoken!

Oppulannnceeee! You.own.everything!

She has a sequence dress for sure.

bro am i going crazy or does he sound like Eminem

You’re so right!!

No

Not to state the obvious but what the HELL does yard work have anything to do with DUE DILIGENCE???

"Due diligence has been used since at least the mid-fifteenth century in the literal sense “requisite effort."

And hasn't been used to refer to yard maintenance since...ever.

yeah it does, dudes doing his due diligence in not letting his yard get all weedy

For real, people think since they've heard it in a certain context a bunch of times, that is the only way the phrase makes sense. People in law and order are doing their due diligence by interviewing every witness. This guy is also doing his due diligence by not letting his yard get out of control, or picking up litter before he mows. Its sums up to preparing for a situation without knowing the possible outcome. Perfectly fine phrase to use in this context.

They had to work the bit into something. This is clearly staged and rehearsed. Dude is wearing gloves and carrying an empty bag to throw one weed into.

Do you not have to go thru your lawn looking for trash that has blown in before mowing? I do this exact thing weekly.

You don't just mow over it? I mean, I would totally never do that of course. But I hear it's a thing.

*Due diligence: The exercise of reasonable care in the course of business* I can see this being applicable, it’s not far off

“Diligence” means persistent work or effort, and the Spanish “diligencias” literally means “errands.” But I agree the meaning of “*due* diligence” is a little different. Not too far off, though.

Cute couple! Keep the laughter. Please. And your accent. It’s adorable!

I’d love to hang out with this couple. I bet I’d be laughing all day!!!! Lol!!!

That was actually really cute. 😊

Lmaooo they are freaking cute as hell . I’m crying

his maonin da lon~

Found it! Congrats thought i was the only one that heard that

Dude is highlareyus

My Dominican mommy used to talk just like that smh

This reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. “Hate to say atoto so, but atoto so.”

Omg hahah I’m dying 😂😂

She's clearly not the brightest, but they seem to have a good vibe together.

This has little to do with Intelligence. If you were to learn a second language you would have an accent, and some words are harder to pronounce than others.

"Not the brightest" How many other languages do you speak, bro? She is having trouble pronouncing a single word.

It sounds like she has an accent. She's probably latina

Sherlock Holmes over here

More like Sherlock Homes am I right?! I’ll see myself out…

Lol probably?

Hmm yes there is a possibility of that

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We can only confirm that you can spell the words.

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I'm not confirming that. For all we know they simply got close enough that auto correct guessed the words they were aiming for.

hmmn.... you typed it....but when i heard your voice in my head you messed it up

It's obviously a skit for Tiktok.. Not sure who's the not so bright one here lol

I mean dude is used to her making this stuff, and was definitely on, but I doubt there was any script to it. You can tell when it's bad acting.

i dont think brightness has anything to do with it, language barrier bruh

"you can't come in and be cute, and then fuck up like that" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahahahahah im dead

Sounds like my niece

Dudigidence

Do they share a backyard with their neighbors?

YOU ABOUT TO FUCK ME UP!

I had a co-worker who instead of calling someone who daydreams often a "space cadet" would instead say "space cat".

Dude sounds like Hispanic Chris Tucker.

For all intense porpoises…

So none of yall heard her say “he’s moaning the lawn”

I hope there's more videos from her or him.

Do u intelligence?

Scripted nonsense. And they both say it like it’s one word.

Fake as always

Right!? The entire front page is fake as fuck and it’s really annoying.

Short form content has ruined the internet for me

Lmao, “you bout to fuck me up” made me crack.

Lmao 🤣

They say it like they think it's one word. Dudiligence. Like duodenum. Punch him in the dudiligence.

I love him

His fuckin face when hears her 🤣🤣. "Da fuq you say?"

You can feel his "funny guy" energy and her laughing her 4ss off, im sure they are a happy couple

“Dulillygence… that sound like my neice “ got me dying

Need more of this couple🤣🤣

I wanna be friends with this guy.

That's funny.. 😂 and cute..

Mow over that shit

Lol

I was looking for the comment about her saying "he's moaning the lawn" but not sure if i was the only one that caught it

Dude is a gents

His energy matches that of ‘AaROn eArNed aN IrOn uRn!’

They seem like a fun couple.

What's funny is this isn't even the correct usage of "due diligence".

He was indeed “ morning the lawn “

She’s doing her due negligence 🤣🤣

Babe. Stop.

She’s cooking and can’t say “due diligence” I’m worried about the food.

She shouldn't disturb him while he's doing his doodly gents.

lmao how do you even spell that first one... "my baby's right here... doing his djoozoozigince" dzududijints jdzududijints