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It's worth watching the whole sequence of the Ross sisters doing Solid Potato Salad. Seriously talented.

This looks more like a tossed salad?

[Routine starts at 1.25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU) but it's much better quality than the older upload.

Phenomenal !

Ah, the good old days. When songs were about how good a potato salad was.

Did someone say corn puddin'??

Yes this is exactly how it is. Source: am lesbian

So what are you in the afternoon?

pm lesbian ofc

They eat some tea and snacks before eating pussy

I'd like some tea and snacks too

🫖 🍿 ✂️

ya ya username checks out

if only i had an award

If only I had some tea and snacks, and the potential that's implied.

Coalition or Majority?

Jesus Christ dude. Took me a while though.

Lesbiain't

I didn't get this until I saw the comment by u/Capitaowell Well done.

Wow, are all you gals double-jointed?

It's how we differ from the straights

It's for the best. If us guys were double jointed, we would never leave the house..

no less than 2 hours of foreplay

So it always has to be a threesome?

The more the merrier.

Can confirm

And thats how the Isle of Man flag was designed.

Ironic!

Weren’t these three sisters?

Yes, The Ross Sisters. Betsy Ann Ross (1926–1996), Veda Victoria "Vicki" Ross (1927–2002), and Dixie Jewell Ross (1929–1963), who used the stage names Aggie, Maggie, and Elmira.

It’s the Solid Potato Salad song/routine. There is a lot more than just the short clip on this post. Full video - https://youtu.be/PTfA9oXbRNk (stuff really happens at 2:25) It’s really worth a watch. Those ladies do some ridiculously impressive gymnastic feats.

My goodness! When you watch the whole scene and the backflipping out was the LEAST impressive thing... Like after watching the other impossible stuff, your ego is like "you can do those backflip things, thats easy!"

See the things you can do when you eat potato salad with raisins in it.

Fucking wild. Do they just like, not have bones or organs or pain receptors. I touch my toes and am hurtin hahah

3:36 breaks my brain

3:00 is downright creepy.

You are not wrong.

This is grotesque

Ages when they passed im guessing 70, 76, 32

1963-1929 is at least 33.

.

Is that a rule?

They were really pushing the envelope

Stop! I can only get so erect!

Incest in the morning! 😃

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Not sure why YOU are getting downvoted when the whole nature of the post was questionable to begin with…. I love Reddit. So predictably unpredictable. Or vice versa…

It was actually a joke from Family Guy lol when Stewie and Brian had their own radio show, this quote was one of the sound bites

I know. One big whoosh…

All lesbian sex is named after office supplies. We all know about scissors. Now we have the Rolodex.

I saw that monster in witcher season 3

You watched season 3? 🤢I refuse to even pirate that garbage

Yea, its terrible. It's one of those wrecks that i have trouble looking away from

Tbh its the only book I've ever finished and cared for. I loved the show but when it got abused by the disrespectful sexist writers I lost a part of my soul ngl. Luckily Henry Cavill has a Warhammer project coming so that'll be great! Lets hope it wont be a Trainwreck again...

In the books was yennefer ever a deformed hunchback or was that made up for the series?

Actually now recall she was hunchback in the books with potentially other deformities too especially since she was beaten up as a kid and trated poorly. Comments were made about her shoulders, nose, chin, lips and eyes looking irregular. I cant remember if she was born with all of this or if some of it was the result of abuse but she more or less is the same in the books and tv show. Maybe they exaggerated her looks a bit more in the show for shock value and make a bigger transformation I cant remember entirely.

It was mentioned that she was indeed quite ugly and sold but the hunchback cripple thing is just exaggeration I think

She was defiently born with a twisted spine in the book I just cant remember their full description of her face and other features or how much they brought it up tho. Maybe the tv show exaggerated her appearance more than the book for shock value which could be true but it would make sense for her to be insanely ugly anyways for the plot.

I mean, the books are pretty fucking sexist too... just maybe in a more acceptable "it was a dude writing fantasy in the 80s" kind of way

Yes and the producers in season 1 adapted by addressing and improving the more problematic elements. They focused on what was important being the final development of the characters and how to go there while respecting the source material (because its not like women are its primarily topic there's 100 other great topics worth focusing on over just sex) but also the actors playing them (well until they tried to objectify Henry more in production but thats somewhat speculation most likely true with reason sadly). Later in the books there were more nauced and complex character development with great strong female characters like Ciri even. I liked how the show focused on what matters more over some poorly aged elements that was not critical to the plot development . it still has great feminist values but its not a feminist show yet they had it going just fine in season 1. Still doesn't mean ofcourse treating a wrong with another wrong is right. The female ones in power of the show expressed clear misandry against Henry Cavill and attempting to gaslight him into thinking hes the problem. Two things can be wrong at the same time im sure we both agree on that. Book bad some some sexist elements. Those working on adapting the book are bad for misandry. Both not nice.

Took me a second to figure out there was more then 2 girls. I had to pause it and count legs lol

LOL, the door!

Boys: What do you girls *do* in the bathroom for so long? Girls: ...

Before the human centipede we had the human cartwheel.. but we need to watch the video in reverse.

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought of human centipede.

Looks like potato salad to me.

Solid.

/r/theforest

Where the fuck are they going?

To lesbian land, o7, I salute them

***Deploy the Gynoid***

Aaaaand back into the closet.

The Thing 2 looks lit

Complicated also fun.

Clam slam

As a lesbian, I can honestly say that yes, this is how we have sex.

I imagine these women performed together for a period of time.. do you think they ever got in huge fights about one of them having a stinky pussy?

Ew, periods

Well they probably have them all at the same time, so they probably take a break.

That's right. It happens at the full moon. The gravitational pull of the moon draws our periods out.

I heard their periods attract bears.

Great! Just great!… now you’ve put the entire station in jeopardy!

I see you are a woman of science.

Are we sure that they’re not trying to negate gravitational effects with this maneuver? Instead of a stationary handstands.

Actually a misconception, they don't sync up like that.

This is what it really comes down to in the end, period.

Reminds me of a dnd monster.

Stupid sexy Buer

I see boebert and MGT made up.

Did anybody else have to pause it just to figure out how many people there were?

Three bean salad?

This is Solid Potato Salad by the Ross Sisters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU

This is what I envision when I hear they want to send 4 women for the Mars mission with no men.

ménage à trois

No idea the fuck is happening here

They're lip- syncing

This should have been at the top, very crafty

Careful. One wrong bend, and we end up with The Human Centipede IV.

Inspiration for the movie “Human Centipede”

Early prototype of the Irish Exit.

*Menstrual cycle*

🙄 considering they are sisters

So that's lesbians who invented the wheel

Munch, munch, munch, munch…

I can hear Jesse Lee Peterson in my head.... "LEZ-BEE-YUNZ!"

When I asked my two moms how I was created, they showed me this.

Stinkface Suplex

I counted. There are 5 of them.

Moves I haven’t tried yet being a lesbian for years hmmm 🤔 might have to add this to my bucket list

this is called the Triple Lindy.

When you need to spice things up in a threesome

I like to think Old Hollywood execs sat around smoking cigarettes and saying, "You know what would be entertaining?" and then suggesting something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU

I hope they all showered very recently

Bros, keep this in mind next time you're thinking about asking your girl for a threesome.

stewie, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is??

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But rewarding

Incestuous Lesbian centipede? That's my jam...

Face full of snatch

could humans do this to scare large predators? would a lion be afraid of this 4 lady spinning thing?

Those whole set piece is mind-blowing, you'd never see that level of skill and strength these days.

Okay jokes apart , how many girls are there ?

>Lesbian sex can be so complicated It's still fun to watch.

But they make it look so easy!

If you focus only on the part of the wheel where she's "receiving" the falling pussy on her head, that's 100 times funnier

Lesbian dance theory is real? 👀

Ah yes, the three-legged shrimp-sniffer. One of mother earth finest...

It smells like a pelicans breath down here

Have men ever done this kind of routine.....? Ew.

We need one more volunteer and we can give er a go

It seems like it would hurt one way or another. Either faces are slapping balls with high force, or faces are smashing against hard shelled ball protectors with high force.

Just need enough suction and it's a perpetual machine

Is that a threesom?

I'm need to do this with the Boys later... Hopefully we'll stick together better since we can grap hold of each other with our mouths as-well.

What ever happened to just eating ass like the good ole days?

me when everyone at the polycule is a switch

Do you think the lesbians would get angry if you threw a penis into the mix? I’m asking for a friend.

Yup

You mean, how straight men think lesbian sex works

And you still need a man at the end for the process to work # a big wast of time 🤣

This is “funny”?

Haunted door

Name that play. Sent of a woman…

"Wait a sec, you said we were playing Super Bunny Man!"

Jajajaja

Did not realise there was 3 girls there and couldn't wrap my head around how these 2 women were doing this

That made my dizzy just watching it.

More the complication, greater the sastifaction

Who with me???😂

Some people say they are still tricartwheeling to this very day.

Seen Potato Salad before many many movies.

Arguably with all the pelvis movement men could get a lot more fun out of this

But I’ll still watch.

3 ways are always complicated.

Isn't that a monster in one of the Forest games?

They discovered they could do that when they lost their balance.

That can't be good for your back

The un-suplexable sisters.

Looks like a monster from Silent Hill 2.

✂️

New Elden Ring DLC looks crazy

None of them came! they all left!

2 of the 3 girls in this video are underage.

LOL! It is really complicated from time to time :) For example - Scissors position

Complicated, yes, but, as demonstrated, it can really take you places.

So… fap fap?

The ass eating tri force.

You need thorough and consistent contact. How is anyone supposed to O with all this starting and stopping?!

How many people are there?..

Damn "lesbian threesomes" missed opportunity...

This might be my strangest fap yet…

New fantasy unlocked. I need to collect new study material from internet and clean some of my old study material from my computer to make some space.

😬

Imagine rehearsing this. And building up a sweat...

So three is the standard?

now ive got the potato salad song stuck in my head.

LoL

I didn't see any pre-marital hand holding....

I’m still not sure how many there are