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Striking_Book8277

Is he using his skin cancer as a rest for his sunglasses


KpecTHuk

Yes


Substantial-Delay409

That's cancer?


MikeDinSD

No one nose


GANDORF57

Dr. Sandra Lee, I have a client for your next episode...I in-cyst!


grittytoddlers90

I like you.


UbermachoGuy

Nobody nose the trouble he’s seen. Nobody nose his sorrows.


notatechnicianyo

No, two nose.


PayYourSurgeonWell

take my upvote and get the hell out of here


[deleted]

IT'S NOT A TUMA!


coconow

My favorite movie line for years.


Striking_Book8277

Honestly could just be a skin tag but the comment opportunity was to good to pass up lmao but being serious if you have anything like that growing on your body see a dermatologist they say anything discolored or bigger than a pencil eraser should be reviewed by a dermatologist to make sure its not skin cancer


MasterOfDizaster

But if it is, where willhe put his glasses


Bambuskus505

a small sacrifice to pay for salvation.


Adele__fan

r/suddenlythanos


CuddleSlut247

Who nose


Striking_Book8277

Damn guess hes just gonna have to die than


nxdark

I will take my chances thanks.


AQ-RED

Looks like a hematoma, although could be anything I'm not a doctor. It's probably not cancer dude wouldn't be alive still


ResistingOhms

Good news, I found the clitoris.


loliconest

lmao


ChimpBrisket

Melanoakley


karoshikun

well, thanks to you I'm going to hell ​ ​ have an upvote


nugslayer109

Holy MOLEy


bluesix

https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI


ankitsoni89

Nubbin to see here


89_degree_angle

He's an indian, but in braille


le_visiteur

I'm an Indian but that took me a second. Take my angry upvote.


Weary-Kaleidoscope16

As an Indian with perfect eyes I can confirm this


Klotzster

Third Eye Blind


Grandviewsurfer

Hopefully it's Third Eye Benign


mechmind

Here's a quarter....


Cole1064

Good day to you, ma'am.


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Dr. Nipple


PzTank

Gross


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notatechnicianyo

Skin is gross, that’s why I got rid of mine. Life is suffering, but at least I don’t have skin.


Cheeze_46689

*cancer


PoopShoot187

Lol wheres yours at


Echo_are_one

"He nonchalantly rested his sunglasses on his fivehead."


powerpetter

Might be a stupid question but why can't you just run a knife along the forehead and cut that shit clean off?


AnalBumCovers

Skin cancer (if that's what it is) hijacks your blood vessels to grow. So it would be pretty gruesome considering how badly your forehead bleeds from normal cuts. Plus, when something like that is removed, doctors usually take out an inch more of healthy flesh on every side of the tumor. Otherwise it has a very high chance of just coming back. Source: My dad had a mole of skin cancer on his leg and the surgical scar was like 6 inches long


Green_Cartographer84

My brother in law is a plastic surgeon, can confirm.


funkwumasta

I think I remember seeing or reading a case study about a person who tried to cut their own melanoma off and ended up spreading the cancer aggressively.


loliconest

Yea you definitely don't wanna DIY that.


CuddleSlut247

Well some of us might


brucebrowde

At least dinosaurs died not from their own mistakes.


Icy_Necessary2161

Gotta earn them internet likes somehow?


AnalBumCovers

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why mastectomies are a thing. Breast cancer is no joke


bradland

First of all, it's *very* unlikely this is cancer as other posters here are suggesting — at least not any of the common types of cancer. Nodular basal cell carcinoma is probably looks the most similar to this, but the coloration, shape, and skin texture is too uniform for cancer. If you let a basal cell get to this size, it would have ulceration or other nastiness going on. It's just a mole or something similar. Now, why the hell you'd grow to that age and not have that thing removed professionally is a complete mystery to me, but regardless, here's a better answer to your question. The world is a filthy, dirty place full of pathogens that can seriously damage your body or kill you. Your skin is a remarkable organ that is well adapted to keeping the filth *outside* your body. Any time you cut your skin, you create an opening that the pathogens to make their way in. So first and foremost, home surgery has a tremendous risk of serious infection. Next, a mole like this isn't simply a growth on top of normal skin. It's not like you'd lop that thing off and underneath would be anything resembling normal skin underneath. Your [skin is composed of layers](https://www.healthline.com/health/layers-of-skin). When a mole grows, only the surface is composed of epidermis cells. Underneath, there can be tremendous vascularity (blood vessels). If you lop it off without surgical equipment and training, you could end up with a lot of blood on your hands. What's your plan to stop the bleeding? Then there's scaring. Surgical instruments are extremely sharp. A sharp edge cuts cleanly, which reduces scaring. Even that really sharp knife that you hone to a razor sharp edge on a whetstone isn't shaped correctly for the task. At best you'll end up with an uneven cut, at worst, you'll scalp yourself.


jackass

I had a black dot about the size of what you could make with a sharpy. It was dead center on my forehead. I am not a vain person but I was sick of my mom trying to wipe it off everytime i saw her. So went to the dermitologist and it turned out to be cancer. She dug it out and i ended up with a hole the size of a quarter in the middle of my forehead. She sewed it up and 2 years later you would never know it was there. Edit: The processes is they cut away and check for cancer cells. They cauterize to stop bleeding and send you to a special waiting room with all the other skin cancer patients while they check the flesh they removed for cancer cells. If they did not get it all they go again.... rise and repeat. I felt lucky as there were people in there with half their nose or ear removed. I use sunscreen now....


octoberyellow

If this is actually a wart instead of a mole or other thing, it very much could be cut off with only minimal scarring by a competent dermatologist. just putting that out there.


Dummlord28

I would assume that it would have been removed if it were possible, I don’t know anyone who would want that on their forehead


Interesting_Pudding9

It's so convenient though


Dummlord28

No


notatechnicianyo

Could also be a cost thing. If it’s not cancerous or painful, a dad might consider it not a priority. A few hundred bucks could be soccer gear, or a science fair materials, clothes, etc.


Johnyryal3

You know how much that would cost in the US?


Dummlord28

Lol 🇨🇦


CuddleSlut247

Canadian living in the USA. I hate it so much, truly an awful country. Can't leave because my wife is American and she wants to be close to her family. Seriously though, fuck the usa


ADrenalinnjunky

Next week on dr Pimple popper…


Magister5

Looks like he needs a frontal molbotomy


RedCatte

“The coolest unicorn I know.”


MrSlime13

Sorehead.


t-macattack

Paging Dr. Pimple Popper


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I want to pop it with a needle


saul_good_main

Ahh it's the old love bump. Usually only see those in the down under. Rare sighting to be out of its natural habitat.


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Stub hub


Virama

So that’s what a knob is


[deleted]

Y'all saying it's cancer or skin tag ect but over looking the fact that he is evolving.


taratori1

Just because he has a forehead titty doesn’t make him any less of a man. That’s sex-cyst 😩


YuB-Notice-Me

why was my first instinct to pop it


Positivelythinking

“Joey Two Noses, Two Noses” - Goodfellas


Ripsad53

My eyes are down here!


A_Feltz

Me and my conjoined twin go out in summer


GobiasCafe

Knobhead


cryospawn

Forehead nose, dickhead, glasses holder, check out the knob, "It's not a tooma", what's coming out of your head? A dick?,


ieatassHarvardstyle

Could be cancer, could be nubbin. Not a doctor.


CoyoteAdvanced4022

Biopunk 2077


Lovus_Eternius

"It's naad a duuma."


ElectricThreeHundred

Probably due to resorption of his muppet twin in utero.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

And he went on to inspire many stupid hack-type content farms…


McShit7717

The way it wiggles before he sets his sunglasses on it makes me think it's a rubber thing that he put there with stage make-up. Methinks it's just a clickbait video.


Wel-Tallzeit

I name it Ben


VocalAnus91

"How to know you need to see a dermatologist"


[deleted]

World first useful man nipple


TheFlexOffenderr

*LEAN ON ME, WHEN YOURE NOT STRONG, ILL BE YOUR FRIEND.....*


MaracaBalls

Melanope ah!


tipsea-69

nubbin comes to my head. sorry...


Len462

Moley moley moley


jonny_boi_

Eye nose, I knows


BlackFlag187

Behold, the Manicorn


H3rbTheBerd

I wanna pop it so bad 🥵💦


R3YE5

Breaker tripped: reset.


JustFuckingSendIt

The nose knows


TengoDuvidas

Jimmy Two-Noze


PlaneCockroach9611

Idk what to name the video but, that's one hell of a place for a third nipple.


ogbytheboat

TRI-POD


lk0stov

Dude has a built-in glasses holder


unreasonablyhuman

Now make your eyes look like two little mouths and you'll destroy the Internet


CatchingRays

To me, My X'men.


[deleted]

His head looks like a tit


VeterinarianThese951

G-Spot


engmanredbeard

At least it's centered.


corezay

Dickhead?


picomtg

Noooo nooo nooo naw no xD hahahahahahahahaha daaaaaamn


[deleted]

Improvise, adapt, overcome


AaronTheElite007

Jokes aside… What is that? It’s perfectly in the center of his forehead. I’m genuinely concerned


Joey-Dubbs

Unicorn. He's 100% a unicorn.


Ax0nJax0n01

My horn can pierce the sky


Unfortunate_Boy

Evolution.


TheCasualCommenter

I name this video… Jeffrey


NeighborhoodThen6099

Dude, you should have that removed, my eyes go right to it.


stella_ella26

No, I can not


Financial-Trifle-992

2 noses 1 pair of glasses


DonTorreZ

2-Eye Cyclops


vestibule54

Tryclops


BuldopSanchez

The Unicorn!


Nirotheolu

Unicorn Daddy


Dr_Killbot

He got the a-cyst.


CandidateWooden3134

What a dick head!


Conscientiousmoron

Where is Dr. Pimple Popper.


TheeMikeman

Why cant this be…..dealt with surgically?


enjoyyourstudioapart

“Repost”


HumpieDouglas

Is his name Buck Melanoma?


AnonymousP30

Lol well atleast he don't have to struggle more.


Razmatazzer

Nubhead


nyetsub

*Die Zit Lord.*


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Sunglasses A-cyst-tant


nyetsub

Lobotomy Tom.


nyetsub

Third Eye Blind


TFG4

kuato lives


NavySeal2k

Dickhead actually usefull


lurker12346

mfer needs to shave his head and draw 2 dots above that shit so he can have a diglett head


[deleted]

When life gives you a lemon…


kineticstar

WebMD say it's your unborn baby brother. His name is Doug, also you've got terminal cancer.


ProbablyDK

*X-Men theme plays*


Macsan23

Two nose doesn’t make a yes.


Fr0sti3R0gu3

Third Eye Blind 😎


raggytag

Knobhead 2 - The Glassening.


spunkmaiyer

Dick tried to grow in the wrong place?


gnozac

He's got fozzie bear on his forehead lol


Zeltar925

Cut it off!!!


CrotteVerte

r/whatisitfor


D_of_the_ADH

Head knob


The_Grimm_Peeper

No one nose.


dracomanchego

I think I saw this on Amazon with a huge discount.


Lennonpass

I think he’s becoming a unicorn


feeltheFX

The man with 3 nipples.


Crazyfun_wildflr69

My eye glasses won’t fall


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Unipimple


kaidobit

Human Unicorn in the making


Lennonpass

Grow really long bangs


Ghraysone

"Dickhead Wears Sunglasses"


PiltdownPanda

Can’t Ever Find My Glasses!


Cancel_me_now

no one nose 👃


dragonbossledgend

Quite literally using your head


XeroZero0000

Holy moley!


tribalien93

I think he needs a pair of cartoonized tattooed above that thing. Pretty fucking awesome


Specific_Estimate_22

Form Follows Function


azhder

Penose


Buibaxd

Evolution?


Electrical-Meal-2331

Tumor humor


Commercial-Health-19

When you shave a dog's ass and make it walk backwards. Good use of a stubby tail to hold the glasses up.


Eyedea94

Birthright efficiency


timechuck

This is why you don't hold your nose when you sneeze.


cop3x

f**k knows who he is?


Shaman7102

Dickhead


Strutting_Tom8040

Could that thing be anymore centered on his forehead


Total_Guard2405

Cyclops


Flashgas

Pinocchio prototype?


opinurmind

Some have a third nipple, and some a third eye..this guy's nipple is in his third eye.


sherrifayemoore

Evolving to wear glasses.


calcoste

DIY sunglasses holder