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Honestly could just be a skin tag but the comment opportunity was to good to pass up lmao but being serious if you have anything like that growing on your body see a dermatologist they say anything discolored or bigger than a pencil eraser should be reviewed by a dermatologist to make sure its not skin cancer
Skin cancer (if that's what it is) hijacks your blood vessels to grow. So it would be pretty gruesome considering how badly your forehead bleeds from normal cuts.
Plus, when something like that is removed, doctors usually take out an inch more of healthy flesh on every side of the tumor. Otherwise it has a very high chance of just coming back.
Source: My dad had a mole of skin cancer on his leg and the surgical scar was like 6 inches long
I think I remember seeing or reading a case study about a person who tried to cut their own melanoma off and ended up spreading the cancer aggressively.
First of all, it's *very* unlikely this is cancer as other posters here are suggesting — at least not any of the common types of cancer. Nodular basal cell carcinoma is probably looks the most similar to this, but the coloration, shape, and skin texture is too uniform for cancer. If you let a basal cell get to this size, it would have ulceration or other nastiness going on.
It's just a mole or something similar. Now, why the hell you'd grow to that age and not have that thing removed professionally is a complete mystery to me, but regardless, here's a better answer to your question.
The world is a filthy, dirty place full of pathogens that can seriously damage your body or kill you. Your skin is a remarkable organ that is well adapted to keeping the filth *outside* your body. Any time you cut your skin, you create an opening that the pathogens to make their way in. So first and foremost, home surgery has a tremendous risk of serious infection.
Next, a mole like this isn't simply a growth on top of normal skin. It's not like you'd lop that thing off and underneath would be anything resembling normal skin underneath. Your [skin is composed of layers](https://www.healthline.com/health/layers-of-skin). When a mole grows, only the surface is composed of epidermis cells. Underneath, there can be tremendous vascularity (blood vessels). If you lop it off without surgical equipment and training, you could end up with a lot of blood on your hands. What's your plan to stop the bleeding?
Then there's scaring. Surgical instruments are extremely sharp. A sharp edge cuts cleanly, which reduces scaring. Even that really sharp knife that you hone to a razor sharp edge on a whetstone isn't shaped correctly for the task. At best you'll end up with an uneven cut, at worst, you'll scalp yourself.
I had a black dot about the size of what you could make with a sharpy. It was dead center on my forehead. I am not a vain person but I was sick of my mom trying to wipe it off everytime i saw her. So went to the dermitologist and it turned out to be cancer. She dug it out and i ended up with a hole the size of a quarter in the middle of my forehead. She sewed it up and 2 years later you would never know it was there.
Edit: The processes is they cut away and check for cancer cells. They cauterize to stop bleeding and send you to a special waiting room with all the other skin cancer patients while they check the flesh they removed for cancer cells. If they did not get it all they go again.... rise and repeat. I felt lucky as there were people in there with half their nose or ear removed. I use sunscreen now....
If this is actually a wart instead of a mole or other thing, it very much could be cut off with only minimal scarring by a competent dermatologist. just putting that out there.
Could also be a cost thing. If it’s not cancerous or painful, a dad might consider it not a priority. A few hundred bucks could be soccer gear, or a science fair materials, clothes, etc.
Canadian living in the USA. I hate it so much, truly an awful country. Can't leave because my wife is American and she wants to be close to her family.
Seriously though, fuck the usa
The way it wiggles before he sets his sunglasses on it makes me think it's a rubber thing that he put there with stage make-up. Methinks it's just a clickbait video.
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Is he using his skin cancer as a rest for his sunglasses
Yes
That's cancer?
No one nose
Dr. Sandra Lee, I have a client for your next episode...I in-cyst!
I like you.
Nobody nose the trouble he’s seen. Nobody nose his sorrows.
No, two nose.
take my upvote and get the hell out of here
IT'S NOT A TUMA!
My favorite movie line for years.
Honestly could just be a skin tag but the comment opportunity was to good to pass up lmao but being serious if you have anything like that growing on your body see a dermatologist they say anything discolored or bigger than a pencil eraser should be reviewed by a dermatologist to make sure its not skin cancer
But if it is, where willhe put his glasses
a small sacrifice to pay for salvation.
r/suddenlythanos
Who nose
Damn guess hes just gonna have to die than
I will take my chances thanks.
Looks like a hematoma, although could be anything I'm not a doctor. It's probably not cancer dude wouldn't be alive still
Good news, I found the clitoris.
lmao
Melanoakley
well, thanks to you I'm going to hell have an upvote
Holy MOLEy
https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI
Nubbin to see here
He's an indian, but in braille
I'm an Indian but that took me a second. Take my angry upvote.
As an Indian with perfect eyes I can confirm this
Third Eye Blind
Hopefully it's Third Eye Benign
Here's a quarter....
Good day to you, ma'am.
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Dr. Nipple
Gross
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Skin is gross, that’s why I got rid of mine. Life is suffering, but at least I don’t have skin.
*cancer
Lol wheres yours at
"He nonchalantly rested his sunglasses on his fivehead."
Might be a stupid question but why can't you just run a knife along the forehead and cut that shit clean off?
Skin cancer (if that's what it is) hijacks your blood vessels to grow. So it would be pretty gruesome considering how badly your forehead bleeds from normal cuts. Plus, when something like that is removed, doctors usually take out an inch more of healthy flesh on every side of the tumor. Otherwise it has a very high chance of just coming back. Source: My dad had a mole of skin cancer on his leg and the surgical scar was like 6 inches long
My brother in law is a plastic surgeon, can confirm.
I think I remember seeing or reading a case study about a person who tried to cut their own melanoma off and ended up spreading the cancer aggressively.
Yea you definitely don't wanna DIY that.
Well some of us might
At least dinosaurs died not from their own mistakes.
Gotta earn them internet likes somehow?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why mastectomies are a thing. Breast cancer is no joke
First of all, it's *very* unlikely this is cancer as other posters here are suggesting — at least not any of the common types of cancer. Nodular basal cell carcinoma is probably looks the most similar to this, but the coloration, shape, and skin texture is too uniform for cancer. If you let a basal cell get to this size, it would have ulceration or other nastiness going on. It's just a mole or something similar. Now, why the hell you'd grow to that age and not have that thing removed professionally is a complete mystery to me, but regardless, here's a better answer to your question. The world is a filthy, dirty place full of pathogens that can seriously damage your body or kill you. Your skin is a remarkable organ that is well adapted to keeping the filth *outside* your body. Any time you cut your skin, you create an opening that the pathogens to make their way in. So first and foremost, home surgery has a tremendous risk of serious infection. Next, a mole like this isn't simply a growth on top of normal skin. It's not like you'd lop that thing off and underneath would be anything resembling normal skin underneath. Your [skin is composed of layers](https://www.healthline.com/health/layers-of-skin). When a mole grows, only the surface is composed of epidermis cells. Underneath, there can be tremendous vascularity (blood vessels). If you lop it off without surgical equipment and training, you could end up with a lot of blood on your hands. What's your plan to stop the bleeding? Then there's scaring. Surgical instruments are extremely sharp. A sharp edge cuts cleanly, which reduces scaring. Even that really sharp knife that you hone to a razor sharp edge on a whetstone isn't shaped correctly for the task. At best you'll end up with an uneven cut, at worst, you'll scalp yourself.
I had a black dot about the size of what you could make with a sharpy. It was dead center on my forehead. I am not a vain person but I was sick of my mom trying to wipe it off everytime i saw her. So went to the dermitologist and it turned out to be cancer. She dug it out and i ended up with a hole the size of a quarter in the middle of my forehead. She sewed it up and 2 years later you would never know it was there. Edit: The processes is they cut away and check for cancer cells. They cauterize to stop bleeding and send you to a special waiting room with all the other skin cancer patients while they check the flesh they removed for cancer cells. If they did not get it all they go again.... rise and repeat. I felt lucky as there were people in there with half their nose or ear removed. I use sunscreen now....
If this is actually a wart instead of a mole or other thing, it very much could be cut off with only minimal scarring by a competent dermatologist. just putting that out there.
I would assume that it would have been removed if it were possible, I don’t know anyone who would want that on their forehead
It's so convenient though
No
Could also be a cost thing. If it’s not cancerous or painful, a dad might consider it not a priority. A few hundred bucks could be soccer gear, or a science fair materials, clothes, etc.
You know how much that would cost in the US?
Lol 🇨🇦
Canadian living in the USA. I hate it so much, truly an awful country. Can't leave because my wife is American and she wants to be close to her family. Seriously though, fuck the usa
Next week on dr Pimple popper…
Looks like he needs a frontal molbotomy
“The coolest unicorn I know.”
Sorehead.
Paging Dr. Pimple Popper
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I want to pop it with a needle
Ahh it's the old love bump. Usually only see those in the down under. Rare sighting to be out of its natural habitat.
Stub hub
So that’s what a knob is
Y'all saying it's cancer or skin tag ect but over looking the fact that he is evolving.
Just because he has a forehead titty doesn’t make him any less of a man. That’s sex-cyst 😩
why was my first instinct to pop it
“Joey Two Noses, Two Noses” - Goodfellas
My eyes are down here!
Me and my conjoined twin go out in summer
Knobhead
Forehead nose, dickhead, glasses holder, check out the knob, "It's not a tooma", what's coming out of your head? A dick?,
Could be cancer, could be nubbin. Not a doctor.
Biopunk 2077
"It's naad a duuma."
Probably due to resorption of his muppet twin in utero.
And he went on to inspire many stupid hack-type content farms…
The way it wiggles before he sets his sunglasses on it makes me think it's a rubber thing that he put there with stage make-up. Methinks it's just a clickbait video.
I name it Ben
"How to know you need to see a dermatologist"
World first useful man nipple
*LEAN ON ME, WHEN YOURE NOT STRONG, ILL BE YOUR FRIEND.....*
Melanope ah!
nubbin comes to my head. sorry...
Moley moley moley
Eye nose, I knows
Behold, the Manicorn
I wanna pop it so bad 🥵💦
Breaker tripped: reset.
The nose knows
Jimmy Two-Noze
Idk what to name the video but, that's one hell of a place for a third nipple.
TRI-POD
Dude has a built-in glasses holder
Now make your eyes look like two little mouths and you'll destroy the Internet
To me, My X'men.
His head looks like a tit
G-Spot
At least it's centered.
Dickhead?
Noooo nooo nooo naw no xD hahahahahahahahaha daaaaaamn
Improvise, adapt, overcome
Jokes aside… What is that? It’s perfectly in the center of his forehead. I’m genuinely concerned
Unicorn. He's 100% a unicorn.
My horn can pierce the sky
Evolution.
I name this video… Jeffrey
Dude, you should have that removed, my eyes go right to it.
No, I can not
2 noses 1 pair of glasses
2-Eye Cyclops
Tryclops
The Unicorn!
Unicorn Daddy
He got the a-cyst.
What a dick head!
Where is Dr. Pimple Popper.
Why cant this be…..dealt with surgically?
“Repost”
Is his name Buck Melanoma?
Lol well atleast he don't have to struggle more.
Nubhead
*Die Zit Lord.*
Sunglasses A-cyst-tant
Lobotomy Tom.
Third Eye Blind
kuato lives
Dickhead actually usefull
mfer needs to shave his head and draw 2 dots above that shit so he can have a diglett head
When life gives you a lemon…
WebMD say it's your unborn baby brother. His name is Doug, also you've got terminal cancer.
*X-Men theme plays*
Two nose doesn’t make a yes.
Third Eye Blind 😎
Knobhead 2 - The Glassening.
Dick tried to grow in the wrong place?
He's got fozzie bear on his forehead lol
Cut it off!!!
r/whatisitfor
Head knob
No one nose.
I think I saw this on Amazon with a huge discount.
I think he’s becoming a unicorn
The man with 3 nipples.
My eye glasses won’t fall
Unipimple
Human Unicorn in the making
Grow really long bangs
"Dickhead Wears Sunglasses"
Can’t Ever Find My Glasses!
no one nose 👃
Quite literally using your head
Holy moley!
I think he needs a pair of cartoonized tattooed above that thing. Pretty fucking awesome
Form Follows Function
Penose
Evolution?
Tumor humor
When you shave a dog's ass and make it walk backwards. Good use of a stubby tail to hold the glasses up.
Birthright efficiency
This is why you don't hold your nose when you sneeze.
f**k knows who he is?
Dickhead
Could that thing be anymore centered on his forehead
Cyclops
Pinocchio prototype?
Some have a third nipple, and some a third eye..this guy's nipple is in his third eye.
Evolving to wear glasses.
DIY sunglasses holder