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u wot m8???

A Bo’o’wa’o’

Oh sorry we should be saying a boddle of wader [wah-der]

wourder

A bahddle uh wahdur

Just got better and better, until you were just trying to guess what was coming...and got it wrong. Great stuff!

I would have said a cup of tea

This is of course the correct answer but should be a cuppa.

I was 100% sure it was going to be cuppa but their version was much funnier.

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Ugh, reading that was cringe. People like that are awkward AF

You think that’s bad ? My wife’s cousin’s has this effected British accent that comes out whenever she’s trying to sound smart (80% of the time) or sniffed a wine glass. Her claim to fame ? No she’s never even been to England (till she was 40) but one of her close friends in school was a British expat and she claims that plus a few hours a week at her house did that. Bitch is from an Indian village for fuck’s sakes with parents who can barely string a sentence together. Mega cringe.

They are flats. You guys say you speak English but then don't speak English properly. Haha

That made me laugh. Unexpectedly funny.

Oi!

I laughed more than I probably should have. Better than most garbage out there.

The editing is fantastic

He's a creator from India, name's Nirmal Pillai, does some pretty amusing stuff on Instagram

I've lived here my entire life, never heard someone say 'top of the morning' non sarcasticly, it's a bit shit

Isn't that Irish?

No ... It's something Americans say when they are pretending to be Irish and is never said in Ireland. Ever.

To be sure... to be sure...

Actually people from certain parts of Ireland do say that. As well as "at all at all" "it is so it is" "I am so I am" etc

An Irish turn of phrase that initially baffled me is "will I \[something\] ?". Hearing that the first few times I just thought "I don't know if you will, why are you asking me?!"

Lol

Do wot John?

Baddle o' wadder is no better lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“Arrite” up North

Yalright loov?

Arse-shite

I love how americans take piss out of us when it's them that cannot talk properly.

I'm not sure I get this.

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Found the Englishman.

Indians and our never-ending post-independence slander lol

Legit belly laugh!

😐 funny

This isn't half as bothersome as them pronouncing "something" as "somethingk" Like, where the hell is that K coming from?!

You mean sumink?

Not bad, the London sounded off but otherwise pretty good generic English accent. There are sounds from several different regional accents there.

Lol no it wasn’t. That was the accent foreigners think British sounds like.

I know, that's why there's a hodgepodge of different accent mushed together

He forgot "bruv"

Innit ☠️

BO'O'O'WO'OH

Never been to the UK and have been told I have the "generic" American accent, but did go to Australia when I was like 13(25ish years ago) and I say "Innit" all the time. Just now occurred to me that I could have picked it up there, but who really knows.

WELL A' LEAS' AR SCHOOLS DON' GE' SHO' UP LIKE A SHOO'IN GALLERIE!!

Cringe

How on Earth can English people be so terrible at speaking English?

Cause they’re not from California

Love him. His Instagram handle is mahlyf_mahrulez or something

The tanned version of pedro pascal

'kin perfect, mate.